January 01.01

Washington, D.C. This great nation's capital is host to the 'last blast' for this year in the IHWA. The year 2000 ends tonight........we move into 2001. But what will happen tonight? Ironman, Casket, Loser Leaves Town matches..........ALL TITLES WILL BE DEFENDED...........right here.......NOW!

TOTAL CHAOSITY (Edge and Christian talk) AS WASHINGTON D.C. NEARLY BRINGS THE ROOF OFF OF THIS MUG! Welcome one and all, to what will be a fabulous night of wrestling action! We pan through the crowd and it is sign time! We see such signs as: "I dropped The Cinder Block", "Oh my Gawd, they killed Big Jim Slade!", "Exit is THIS WAY, Zamboni", "Four Boxes = Four Bloody Men", "IanGoyle......TV Champ", (a young lady holds a sign which says) "I want an Ironman match with Chaos", "The Alliance has arrived!", "Casket for one......Extreme, your casket is ready", "Metro City Fan Club", "The Icon Champ", and finally we see a sign which reads "I know who the Blue Enigma is." OH REALLY???? Mind telling us???? Hell, maybe we'll find that out tonight........will we find out who dropped the cinderblock??? Let's go to ringside!

**Loser Leave Town** 
Wildebeast Wilson vs Zach "Smooth as Ice" Zamboni 

The lights dim and then a purple spot light hits the stage of the entrance ramp, oh no... here he comes... it's Vanilla Ice singing "Smooth as Ice Ice Baby!", and sure enough here comes Zach "Smooth as Ice" Zamboni, hands raised and playing to the crowd... for someone trying to be a fan favorite he sure gets a lot of boos... The two men make their way to the ring slapping hands with any fan willing to slap theirs back... Suddenly the sound of a motorcycle engine comes to life in the back and the crowd goes wild as here comes Wildebeast on the back of his big black hog... roaring down the ramp... he chases Ice and Zamboni around the ring once and then parks his hog as they dive into the ring for safty. 'Beast get into the ring and leans up against the turnbuckles shaking his head in disbelief as Zamboni shadow boxes in preperation... The ref shoos Ice out of the ring and then calls for the bell...

Zamboni must think this is a boxing match cause he comes out swinging wildly with both hands... 'Beast sees him coming and puts his hand on Zamboni's head keeping him at arms lenght as Zamboni is windmiling both arms trying to get a hit... 'Beast looks at the audience and mouths "What a moron..."... 'Beast measures up Zamboni, gives him a little puch and then levels him with a big boot to the face... Zamboni is down!!! Beast looks down and says, "Get up boy... come on they paid for a match" but it is no use Zamboni is out of it so 'Beast puts his foot on Zamboni's chest for the 1.. 2.. NO!!!! Vanilla Ice pulled Zamboni's foot over the bottom rope! 

'Beast is incensed and looks at Ice and says "Stay out of this dude, I'm trying my best not to hurt him... what are you thinking?" Vanilla Ice, showing the world that he is a man's man, sticks his toungue out at 'Beast and tells him to get screwed! 'Beast answers this by stepping over the top rope and starts to chase Ice as the ref counts 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 

'Beast doesn't want to loose by count out and leaves Ice alone and climbs back into the ring with a now wide awake Zamboni... Zach hits a running clothesline that knocks himself back on his butt... Beast reaches down, picks up Zamboni and tells him to give it another try... Zamboni looks shocked but says OK and punches 'Beast in the gut... Beast just laughs so Zamboni throws a big round house punch that Beast catches and with a squeeze, Zamboni goes down to his knees in pain... 'Beast is standing there with Zamboni's fist in his hamhauk of a paw, Zach on his knees begging for 'Beast to let go when X-Factor comes out and down the ramp with his new partner Mike Xtreme. 

Xtreme hangs back as X-Factor gets on the apron... he's yelling at Wilson to face a real man and 'Beast retaliates with a "Like who? You?"... 'Beast lets go of Zamboni and walks over to X and they get nose to nose yelling at each other... X reaches out and slaps 'Beast in the face to which Beast retaliates by shoving X off the apron to the floor... 'Beast shakes his finger at both men and tells then to mind their own business when suddenly he is pulled over backwards... Zamboni with a Schoolboy... 1.. 2.. NO!!! 

Beast is up and hits a jumping Clothesline that bounces Zamboni's head off the mat. 
'Beast is up, grabs Zamboni by the hair and then shakes his head and says lets finish this... he grabs Zamboni's head, sticks it between his legs and flips him high into the air... Here it comes - the Wild Drop PowerBomb!!! What the HELL?!? Mike Xtreme is on the apron and as the ref turns to get rid of him, X-Factor pulls 'Beasts legs out from under him!!! Beast lands on his back with Zamboni on his chest and X-Factor has his legs... the ref hears the move turns around and makes the count... 1.. 2.. Beast tries to kick out but can't get the leverage... 3!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! The ref didn't see X-Factor on the outside!!! 

Winner by pinfall (gulp): Zach "Smooth As Ice" Zamboni

Here comes Ian Payne... he's complaining to the ref, but the ref didn't see it... Payne jumps X-Factor and the two men fight on the outside as officials come to break it up... 'Beast is sitting in the middle of the ring in disbelief as Zamboni celebrates with Vanilla Ice... both men head up the ramp, followed closely by X-Factor and Mike Xtreme... Ian looks confused, should he chase X-Factor or compfort his friend... he climbs in the ring and consoles Beast as X-Factor gets a mic and stands at the top of the ramp... 

X: "Let that be a warning to EVERYBODY in the IHWA... 
stay out of the Alliances way or something bad will happen to you too...." 

X and Mike Xtreme slap high fives and then Asylum and Crowe are there attacking them from behind... all four men are fighting when here comes RASIN!! (ooc: Sorry guys, had to do it...) Ra and Sin attack the others and all six men fight their way to the back. 

Ian is trying to console Beast, but to no avail... both men exit the ring and walk Beast's bike slowly to the back, unable to comprehend yet what just happened... 
As they get to the back they nearly run into Extreme who says - in a very sarcastic tone - "Too bad, Beastie, we're gonna miss you..." Beast glares at him but is held back by Payne... Ian then turns to Extreme and tells him he's gonna get his... 

Back to the ring!

**Hardcore Title - Four Boxes Match** 
Mike Action (c) vs. Dope Static vs. Enigma vs. Red Leaf Express 

The ring crew is out and setting up the boxes in each corner of the ring... I wonder what's gonna be in them this time around? Red Leaf Express is the first man to come to the ring... he is carrying a trash can and hitting the side of it with the lid... the crowd cheers the canadian hero to the ring... next out is the mystery man, Enigma - dressed in black from head to toe, carrying a large wooden walking staff with a huge silver question mark on top... Next out is Dope Static, the 6'8" giant, he is carrying - what the hell?!? Two loaves of bread that he is swinging around like numbchucks, is he nuts or what?!? Finally, as the three masked men are sizing each other up in the ring, out comes the IHWA Hardcore Champion - Mike Action... He gets a great reaction from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring and gives the belt to the ref... All four men are in the ring and sizinging each other up when the ref calls for the bell... 

Right off the bat Dope starts doing numchuck moves with the loafs of Wonderbread as the other three stand there and laugh... suddenly he hits RLE in the head with a loaf and he goes down hard, Dope then levels Enigma in the gut and then the back of the head with the loaves as Action stands there in shock... Dope rips open the bread bags and pulls a lead pipe out of each!!! He is holding them in an attach formation and edging towards Mike Action, swinging the pipes in front of him in an intimidating fashion... Action backs up and nearly trips into the first box that is full of thumbtacks! He catches himself and does a quick spin kick that knock the pipe out of Dope's left hand... Dope looks amazed and then rasies his right hand but cant continue as Enigma grabs the pipe and then locks on an amazing chock hold using Dopes arm and pipe against him! Both men fall to the mat as Enigma is choking the life out of the big man...

Action comes over and is kicking Static in the ribs and stomach as RLE gets up in the corner... he rushes the champion and both men fly into the corner where that box is over turned showering the ring with light bulbs?!? Red Leaf grabs a 6' floresent and using it like a baseball bat, slams it into Actions face - the bulb shatters and Actions forehead looks like a bleeding road map!!! Action is down holding his head, so RLE turns his attention to the others... Enigma has let go of Static and is rumaging around in the third box... he turns around and has a pair of vice grips!!! Enigma looks like he is going to grab the big man by the Testes when RLE hits a drop kick sending the unknown warrior flying back into the box of tools... Enigma is holding his back and writhing in pain as RLE attempts a pin on Static... 1.. 2.. NO!!! 

Action tackles the Canadian hero off of the big man... Action grabs RLE and hits a spinning neck breaker... followed closely by a falling knee drop to the forehead and then a spring board moonsault off the 2nd rope! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Static pulls Action off and sends him into the ropes... SPINEBUSTER!!! Action is down and Static is back up but here comes Enigma off the ropes with a Flying Forearm followed closely with a Belly to Belly Suplex... Enigma grabs one of the giant's legs and sets up a Figure Four but gets a spinning back kick to the chest from RLE for his troubles... RLE covers Enigma but can only get a 1 count as Action pulls him off... 

RLE turns his attention to Action and gets hit in the head with the Trash can... again... again... Action turns it over and puts it over RLE's head... Action then drop kicks the can sending RLE to the mat... Action raises his hands and is then falling to the mat as Enigma swipes the legs with his staff... Enigma is kneeling on Actions chest using the staff to choke the life out of him and telling the ref to count... reluctently the ref does, seeing how this is a Hardcore match and choking is legal... 1.. 2.. NO!!! Static grabs Enigma by the neck and pulls him off and tosses him, stick and all, over the top rope and to the floor! Looks like Static wants payback for the little choke out Enigma laid on him earlier... Static follows Enigma to the floor as Action and RLE battle it out in the ring. 

Action hits a drop toe hold on RLE that sends him into the 4th and final box that is filled with... ehhhh?!? JELLO?!? That looks like gallons of grape jello! What the hell is so dangerous about... OHHH!!! THAT!!! Action grabs the Canadian superstars head and is shoving his face deep into the jello where there is no way to catch a breath!!! He's trying to kill 'em ref, do something!!! Dammit, dammit, dammit... this is all legal!!!! RLE fights his way out of the jello and shoves Action off... RLE needs a minute to clear the air waves, but Action doesn't look like he's in a given mood... he goes for a roll up... 1.. 2. NO!!! Kick out by RLE... Upper cut by RLE sends Action sprawling giving Red a minute to catch his breath... 

On the outside Static grabs Enigma by the throat and lifts him high into the air... looks like he's gonna choke slam him through the Peruvian Announcers Table but Enigma BREAKS his walking stick over Statics head!!! Static falls forward sending Enigma through the table after all!!! Both men are down and out by the looks of it... 

Back in the ring, RLE is up, grabs Action and hits a big body slam for a 1 count.. He pulls up Action again and goes for a tombstone pile driver but Action kicks his feet and turns it over... Tombstone on Red Leaf!!! Action falls forward for the cover.. 1.. 2.. 3!!! 

Winner and still IHWA Hardcore Champion: Mike Action

We cut to the back where Dope Static appears to have a minor head injury. Will this keep him out of Thw Wolf's big title defense against Cobra tonight????

We cut even further backstage where we see the unholy alliance of Extreme and Cobra. The crowd doesn't like it as they boo the titantron. They are miked up.

Extreme: Like I said, don't worry about it. Piece of cake.

Cobra: You're sure?

Extreme: Hell Yeah. You just focus on your match with Wolf. I know you have plans.

Cobra: Let's just say that Wolf WILL wake up with a hangover...even if he doesn't drink a drop.

They laugh as we cut back to the ring.

**TV Title fatal 4 way** 
Gargoyle vs Jason Perry vs Jay Miller vs Blue Tornado 

BT comes out first to a very mixed reaction as "Stupify" continues to play. Jay Miller walks out next to a good response from the crowd. He dubs himself the future of the Alliance and makes a very good point. "Heads are gonna roll" plays as Jason Perry walks out to a HUGE POP from this awesome crowd. The Devestator gets in the ring and gets cheered until "Bad to the Bone" hits. The crowd goes beserk as the T champ walks out. He gets a champions welcome by the jam packed crowd. All four men are in the ring. The ref holds up the TV title. BT grabs it out of the refs hands and clocks JM with it. The bell rings as the mayhem ensues. 

Gargs and Perry go at it as they trade rights and lefts. JM gets pounded in the corner by BT as he tries to regain his thoughts from that shot with the belt. BT whips him to the ropes and lands a solid drop kick on the rookie. JP scoops up gargs and slams him hard to the mat. he drops a massive leg drop on him and tosses Gargs out of the ring. He runs over and spears BT then pounds on him. JM climbs to the top rope but Perry gets up and grabs him by the throat. He LAUNCHES JM off the top with a CHOKESLAM!!! Miller lies on the mat while gargs slips in and clips Perry. BT gets up and Gargs lays him out. Miller slides out of the ring and sets up a table. What is this kid up to? 

Bt rakes the eyes of the champ and hits a DDT. JP clobbers him from behind and drops BT on his head with a belly to back suplex. Miller springboards off the top rope and hits a missile dropkick that sends Perry up and over the top rope. He runs over to BT and chops in into the corner where he lays out some hard lefts. Gargs gets up and slides out of the ring. He jumps off the apron onto JP with a elbow. He rams JP's head off of the announcers table and tosses him into the guard rail. Gargs goes for a shoulder block but hits the steel. Perry delivers a lariat. Gargs falls and hits the back of his head on the steps. Gargs seems to be out as Perry checks him out then goes back in the ring. Inside Jay Miller NAILS a SUPER huracanran on BT. The ref counts...1....2...3. Tornado has been eliminated. 

Perry catches Miller with a side suplex that knocks the wind right out of him. He hooks the leg...1....2...JM kicks out. The back of Gargs head is split open as he gets in the ring with chair in hand. Perry gets up and is greeted with the lovely cold feel of a steel chair. JM gets up and VANDAMINATES the steel chair into Gargs face. Miller grabs the chair and hits arabian facebuster on Gargs. Perry gets up again and grabs the chair from JM. Jm goes for another Vandaminator buts Perry CRACKS him in the process. Jm goes down hard. Perry goes up to the top rope and calls for a giant missile drop kick. Perry jumps off but Jm BLASTS JP in the leg with the chair. Perry goes down in pain as he screams holding his leg. Jm tosses the chair down and sets up Perry. Gargs pops up and hits a Fall from Grace on the CHAIR. JM is OUT!!! A cover....1....2.....3!!! Miller is GONE!!!! He's eliminated. 

Perry limbs up and gargs kicks him in the knee. Gargs scoops up the massive Perry and hits a piledriver. He covers Perry.....1...2...Perry pops up. Gargs kicks the leg again as Perry falls down. Gargs climbs the ropes and jumps off but is caught with a powerslam by JP. He hooks the leg.....1....2....Gargs kicks out. Blood continues to rush from the back of Garg's head as he appears woozy. Perry waits for Gargs to get up and hits a fameasser on the chair. He covers him...1...2.....NOOO Gargs pops up. You can't keep the DeMenTeD one down. Perry tries to gorilla press Gargs but his leg gives out. Gargs tries a DDT but Perry reverses with a northern lights suplex. A bridge but gargs pops him in the ribs. Gargs bridges out of it and gets Perry in a backslide....1....2.....Perry kicks out. Gargs gets up but Perry manages to boot him. He hits a D-BOMB on Gargs....he grabs the champ....he's trying for TOTAL DEVESTATION......HIS LEG GIVES....ROLL UP BY GARGS....1....2....3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a win by Gargoyle. Perry can't believe it. The ref grabs the title but Perry RIPS it out of the refs hands. He goes over to Gargs.....HE'S GONNA HIT HIM WITH IT!!! NOOO He lifts up Gargs...AN HANDS HIM THE TITLE!! Perry raises his hand as the crowd cheers. Perry helps him back as the fans cheer on. What a match. 

Winner by pinfall, still TV Champ: Gargoyle 

We do a split screen of Chaos and Kid Suicide as they head down to the ring for the Iron Man, U.S. title mach.

**US Title Match Iron man Match**
Chaos vs Kid Suicide 

Suicide comes out first to the theme of the Alliance as he gets a good POP from the worked up fans. "Ghostrider" plays as the REIGNING US champ walks out. Chaos gets a MASSIVE pop. He powers to the ring with the US title around his waist. He climbs over the ropes. KS doesn't waste anytime as he rushes Chaos and tries to get the big man down. He pounds on his head and even takes the US title off his waist and rams it in his gut. Chaos is surprised by the attack and pushes KS off of him and hits a GIANT BOOT!!! It almost takes his head off. Chaos pancakes him in the corner as he rams his shoulder into his gut. 

Now Chaos puts his knee into the mid section a few hundred times. Now with some vicious elbow shots. KS drops to the mat as Chaos drops a big elbow on him. Chaos looks in great shape. He picks up KS and LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!! Ks lands HARD on the mat. Chaos walks over the top rope and pounds on KS with a double axe handle. He whips KS into the post and follows up with a MISSED clothesline. Chaos runs into the post as KS slides into the ring. he measures Chaos and dives through the ropes. Chaos side steps it as KS rams into the steel rail. MY GAWD it looks like a car wreck. He slides KS back in the ring and grabs him around his throat.....CHOKESLAM!!! A cover....1....2.....3. Chaos has 1 fall. 

Chaos drops a knee to KS face. He picks up KS and runs him into the corner. KS hangs upside down while chaos measures him up and runs into him with a wicked knee. KS slumps over and slides out of the ring. Chaos climbs over the ropes but Ks lifts up the rope and catches Chaos in the nuts. KS springboards off the top turnbuckle and DROPKICKS Chaos off the apron. KS runs on the apron and dives off with a SUICIDE DIVE onto Chaos. They fly over the railing and into the crowd. He's really taking it to this big man. KS grabs a beer and throws it in the face of Chaos. KS picks up some chair in the crowd and clobbers Chaos. KS runs to the back of the crowd and disappears. 

All of a sudden the camera gets a shot of KS on the first balcony. It has to about 12 feet up. Chaos looks up and gets nailed by a FLYING KID SUICIDE COMING OFF THE BALCONY!!!!!! THE CROWD IS IN AWE!!!! BOTH MEN LAY ON THE HARD CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! KS is on top of Chaos.....the ref is gonna count....1....2....3...Suicide has got a fall. I guess this is a falls count anywhere match now. 

Both men get up and fall over the rail and get back in the ring. KS hits some jabs on Chaos that rock him a bit. There is only about fifteen minutes left in this match. Both men are battling back and forth. Chaos starts to get the upper hand with his strength and knocks KS back in the corner and rams his face into the buckle. He whips him into the ropes as Chaos charges but misses. KS jumps off the second rope and bulldogs him. Ks hops on the top rope and moonsaults onto Chaos. A cover....1....2...Chaos kicks out. Chaos catches a running KS with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He puts on pressure as he applies a submission hold. KS squirms out of it and super kicks him in the face. KS gets up and gets a chair. He jumps off the top rope with it and connects with a super chair shot to the head. A cover.......1...2..3. KS picks up another fall. 

KS tries to get back up to the top rope. Chaos takes his legs out from underneath. He super slams him from off the top and to the mat. Ks gets up and goes for a spinning headscissors but CHAOS REVERSES INTO A CHAOS DRVIER!!!! 1...2...3....Chaos picks up another fall. It's tied two/two with a few minutes left. 

Chaos throws him into the ropes and misses a boot as KS slides underneath his legs and drop kicks him in the groin. What a low blow. He rolls up Chaos....1...2...Chaos kicks out. KS is all over Chaos. He climbs the top and comes off with a senton bomb. A cover......1.....2....NOOO Chaos won't stay down. 5 minutes left. Chaos swings and misses as KS uses his speed and counters with a side kick to the gut. Chaos bends over in pain as KS hits a twist of fate. A cover....1...2...NOOOO Chaos's foot is on the ropes. KS can't believe it. He seems so frustrated. 

The minutes click away with each move.....were down to a minute.....what a suplex.......50....a powerslam by Chaos.....40 seconds....KS is all over him....30.....20.....10.....KS is on the top rope....he comes off with a SUPER Huracanrana....5 seconds.....CHAOS CATCHES HIM WITH A POWERBOMB AND INTO A ROLL UP!!!! 1....2....3!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!! Chaos wins with that last pin. He retains his title as the crowd let's out a breath of fresh air from that match. 

Winner by pinfall, still U.S. champ: Chaos

What a match! 3 successful titles defenses......we still have a Casket mach between arguably the 2 biggest superstars in the business........and we also have a Tag title match and the World title match!

**Tag Titles, triple threat**
Asylum/Crowe (c) vs. The Burning Demons vs. The Xtreminators

Some of that cheesey ass IHWA generic music hits and out comes VP Sloan to explain the rules of this match.

Sloan: Ok, everyone, here are the rules. One member form EACH TEAM will be in at any given time, like a triple threat singles match. You must be tagged by YOUR partner to get in the ring. First fall wins! Good luck!

Sloan leaves.

X-Factor/Mike Xtreme come out to mostly boos for what they did in the Wildebeast WIlson match earlier. They get in the ring and scream "We are the future!" Ra/Sinistas come out next to a TREMENDOUS pop from the crowd here in Washington, DC. They get in and they aren't waiting for the champs. Sinistas will start out against X-Factor. They lock up. The stockier Sinistas pushes X-Factor back to the crowd's delight.

 Asylum/Crowe's music hits and they walk out slowly. They stand at the top of the ramp for awhile. In the ring, XF/Sin exchange reverses. Victory Roll by X-Factor: 1.......2.......no! That was close. Realizing the rules, ASY/Crowe rush down to the ring. Crowe will start out for this team. So it is X-Factor/Crowe/Sinistas. Crowe watches as Sin/XF brawl into the only vacant corner. Several knife edge chops by Sin! WHOOOOO! 

The crowd yells in delight after every chop. Sin tags in Ra, who choke tosses X-Factor! Crowe then makes eye contact with Ra, and they go at it. The MUCH BIGGER RA laughs as they C/E. Ra applies a bear hug, mush to Crowe's dismay. X-Factor tags in Mike Xtreme, who drop kicks Ra in the shin, prompting him to relinquish the hold. Crowe heads to the vacant corner to re-coop. Meanwhile Mike Xtreme goes to body slam Ra, but Ra scoop slams HIM for his trouble. 

Ra hits a guillotine leg drop! Cover: 1.......2.....Crowe breaks it up. Crowe tags in Asylum, and the boos reign in. ASY rakes Ra's eyes. ASY runs off the ropes and clotheslines Ra, but he doesn't fall down. ASY goes for another, this time he back body drops Asylum over the top rope! Schoolboy by Mike Xtreme on Ra: 1.......Ra kicks out at one! Ra makes the tag to Sin. Sin hits a half belly to belly. Sin bounces off the ropes, but ASY grabs his foot. SIn looks at Asylum, and Mike Xtreme throws Sin over the top and to the floor. X-Factor runs over to take advantage of a fallen Sinistas. 

They brawl by the Portuguesian announce table. X-Factor just X-TERMINATOR POWER BOMBED SINISTAS THROUGH THE PORTUGUESIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! Ra runs down to help and he SOLAR FLARES X-FACTOR THROUGH THE NIGERIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! Meanwhile in the ring, Asylum and Crowe set up Mike Xtreme for their new finisher. Crowe sets up Xtreme on the second rope in a scoop slam position. Asylum climbs to the top rope and my GAWD! A SPIKED TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER FROM THE TURNBUCKLE! The BRINK OF DEATH! Cover by Asylum: 1.......2.......3!

Winners by pinfall, still tag champs: Asylum/Crowe

Ra help Sin up and they head to the back to a nice ovation. X-Factor and Mike Xtreme are helped up by IHWA officials and brought to the back to some boos. Asylum/Crowe leave to some major heel heat. They laugh.

**Casket Match**
Extreme vs. Mad Dragon 

Mad Dragon comes out first for this match and the crowd goes wild!!! He is dressed for action and is in his black robe with a white towel over his head... he shakes hands with a few fans as he climbs into the ring and waits on his opponent... he doesn't have to wait long as Extreme's new music comes on and here comes the former IHWA World Champion... The boos are deafening as the crowd lets Extreme know how they really feel about him... As both men are in the ring, the IHWA ring crew rolls out the black casket... they roll it solemly out of the back and down to the ring side... both men look at it and smile then face off as the ref starts the match... 

Both men circle each other and then C/E... they fight for advantage and then Dragon turns it into an arm drag takedown... Dragon is kneeling over Extrem with an arm lock but Extreme rolls through it and then stands back up... Dragon doesn't let go but turns it into an inside cradle but no count... Both men are back on their feet and Dragon grabs Extreme's arm, gives it a twist and then instead of sending him into the ropes, uses a series of chest chops to knock Extreme to the mat, pulls him back up by the twisted arm and then knocks him back down again... five times he does this and then lets go of the arm... Extreme is shaking the pain out of his shoulder and then rushes Dragon who hits a drop toe hold and follows it up with a Bow and Arrow submission... the ref doesn't check though since the match can't end in pinfall or submission... he reminds Dragon of this and Dragon lets Extreme fall to the mat. 

Dragon is up first and pulls Extreme up... Belly to Belly suplex, followed closely by a series of three Snap Suplexes!!! Dragon is up and starts heading for the casket but see Extreme get up on his knees... Dragon turns his attention back to Extreme who is back pedeling on his knees with his hands raised begging off any more beatings... Dragon just laughes and looks to the crowd for encouragement... Extreme takes advantage of this and hits the Nut Shot sending Dragon to his knees! Extreme grabs Dragon's head and hits a reverse Flip Over Slam bouncing Dragon's head off the mat! Extreme climbs to the second rope and comes off with a Flying Fist Drop, followed immediately with a Sit Down Leg Drop... he starts to go for the cover by instinct and then remembers this isn't that kind of match. 

Extreme pulls up Dragon and hits a Pump Handle Slam! Extreme pulls up Dragon and sends him hard into the corner! A series of Shoulder Blocks to Dragon's midsection and then a standing choke with his foot in Dragon's throat! Extreme backs up and yells at Dragon - "C'mon boy, put up a fight damn it!!!" He then goes for another foot choke but Dragon catches his foot and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip!!! Extreme is holding his leg and Dragon locks on the No Cure for the Madness!!! The ref refuses to count but it looks like Dragon is just wearing down Extreme anyway! 

Dragon holds the move for another 30 seconds and then lets go of him... Dragon is up and heads over to the ring side... he slides the casket into place and then turns his attention back to Extreme who is waiting for him and hits a running shoulder block that sends Dragon off the apron and into the retaining wall!!! Dragon is holding his back in pain... Extreme climbs to the top turn buckle and comes off with a Randy Savage-esque Double Ax Handle to Dragons back... as Dragon is laid out on the cold concrete, Extreme starts putting the boots to him over and over again... Extreme grabs Dragon and Irish Whips him into the stairs!!! Dragon is holding his back in extreme pain (no pun intended)... 

Extreme grabs Dragon, puts him over his shoulder and then slams Dragon back first against the ring pole... Dragon is in a ton of pain now... Extreme takes advantage of this and sits on the stairs watching Dragon in pain... Extreme gives a nice little smile and then climbs down... 

He picks up Dragon and slides him onto the apron by the casket then turns and unlocks the casket... Extreme looks at the crowd and smiles then opens the casket and goes white as a sheet as GARGOYLE sits up and grabs him by the throat... Gargoyle pulls him into the casket as Dragon slides off the apron and slams the lid shut!!! 

Winner: Mad Dragon

The casket is moving around a lot and then all is calm... the lid opens and Gargoyle climbs out! The crowd goes nuts!!! Gargoyle gives Dragon a quick hug and then helps him up the ramp to the back as Extreme lies in the casket! 

Does this mean Dragon and Gargoyle are a team again? And maybe Extreme shouldn't have taken this match so lightly!

Back to the Action.

We cut to the ring. Officials are carting the casket out with Extreme in it. It is not moving. What a scene!

**IHWA World Title, Falls count anywhere**
Wolf (c) vs. Cobra

Out comes SP Faeth!

Faeth: Now I realize that you, the fans of....WASHINGTON, DC......

Crowd pops.

Faeth: You wanted to see a Fall Count Anywhere match. But to ensure there is no foul play, this will be an old-fashioned, one on one affair for this company's World Championship! Thank you.

Crowd doesn't seem to mind. (our fans are the best.) Faeth leaves as the lights go out. Cobra's music hits and out walks the challenger to an onslaught of boos. He seems to have a more sinister look in his eyes. He carries out a small duffel bag. What is in it? He sets it down in a corner, like Jake The Snake used to set Damien down. (OOC: hehehehe.) 

He gets in and waits for Wolf. "Supercharger Heaven" blares and out walks the IHWA World Champ. The crowd hates The Wolf, but they want to see Cobra get his ass kicked for turning on them. The ref holds up the World Title. He gives it to the people at ringside as the bell rings and we are under way! I have a feeling this won't be very scientific. Wolf pushes Cobra back into a corner and is mercilessly beating on him. A barrage of right and left hands back up the challenger. Cobra goes down in a stinkyface-esque position....but Wolf doesn't want to stinkyface him.......he wants to kick him in the teeth.......which he does several times! Cobra wisely crawls under the bottom rope and to the outside. He regroups. 

The ref counts: 1.......2.......3.......4....... 5.......6.......7........Cobra isn't budging...... 8..............9.........Wolf caves in and goes to the outside. He doesn't want a count-out, he wants to beat on Cobra some more! But he plays right into Cobra's sinister game plan. Cobra drop-toe holds him as the ref re-starts his count: 1........2........Cobra applies the COBRA COIL!........3...........4........5........ 6........7........8........Cobra releases the hold, slides under the bottom rope and back out, re-starting the count. IHWA Senior referee Dan O'Farrell goes to the outside and ORDERS Cobra to bring it in! Cobra pushes O'Farrell, but O'Farrell PUSHES HIM RIGHT BACK! Cobra is about to hit the ref when then Wolf is up and he gives him a Benoit-esque snap suplex. Wolf throws him back into the ring.

Wolf hits a front atomic drop. He then hits a Shake, Rattle and Roll neck breaker. Cover: 1.......2, short 2, the challenger is up. Wolf picks him up and hits a Rude Awakening neck breaker. (What's with the 80's neck breaker's? LOL.) Cover: 1.......2..., 2 and a half. The challenger is stunned. Wolf hurls him into the corner. He misses a Ho Train splash and Cobra counters with a Jercho-like bulldog. Cobra hits a Tazz Plex. Cobra picks Wolf up and gives him a Gorilla Press Slam! What strength! The crowd boos as Cobra places his boot on Wolf: 1..........that ain't going to do it. 

Cobra seems mad and hits a violent looking Russian Leg Sweep. He picks him up and hits another Russian Leg Sweep, both looking like they could rip the Wolf's neck out of it's socket. Cover: 1.........2........no, Wolf is up. We almost had a new champ. Out of nowhere, Cobra locks in the COBRA COIL! Another Cobra Coil for Wolf........nearly in the middle of the ring! Is Wolf gonna tap??? Cobra wrenches back as Cobra applies more and more pressure.

DRAMA......DRAMA......DRAMA. After about 5 minutes in the Cobra Coil..........

Wolf taps!......no he doesn't! He almost did! He was reaching for the ropes the ref said. Cobra let's the hold go because he saw Wolf raise his hand up and down. Cobra demands the World title, but the ref says that he was clearly going for the ropes. Cobra snaps. He heads to his duffel bag. What is he going to get out?? It's....handcuffs! Wolf is out when CObra handcuffs Wolf to a corner! The ref says that one move against Wolf will result in a DQ, unless he takes off the handcuffs. Cobra says "ok, I'll get the key." Yeah right. 

Cobra goes to his bag and gets out a hammer! COBRA NAILS (no pun intended) WOLF WITH THE HAMMER! The ref calls for the bell.

Winner by DQ: The Wolf

COBRA LACES INTO HIM WITH THE HAMMER EVEN MORE! After several shots to the head with the hammer, Wolf is bleeding like a freshly slaughtered cow. Cobra looks like he is going to leave when he goes back to the duffel bag. 

Oh no! Another hammer......only this one is wrapped in BARBED WIRE! He looks to end Wolf's career as he pounds his face with the hammer, ripping the flesh with each shot! Wolf body is limp, but Cobra continues the assault! OH MY GAWD! HERE COMES.........ALEC DIABLO!!!! 

He comes out on crutches with a cast on his leg.......but he's coming down to the ring! What is he going to do???? He can barely walk for God's sake! Cobra conitnues to maim Wolf as Diablo is in the ring! The fans are erupting. Cobra doesn't even realize who is in the ring, I guess he thinks it's Extreme! Diablo........hands Cobra a crutch????? AND COBRA BREAKS THE CRUTCH OVER WOLFS HEAD! Cobra STILL doesn't realize who is in there with him. He asks for the other crutch when he turns around to see Alec Diablo! Then he sees the other crutch as DIABLO PLANTS THE CRUTCH INTO COBRAS FOREHEAD, BREAKING IT! 

How is Diablo going to walk???? Oh my Gawd.....he ripped off the cast on his leg! HOW CAN HE.......IS HE........is he healed???? Even after that HELLACIOUS FALL THROUGH THE CELL TOP AN RING?????? Diablo climbs on the turnbuckle and celebrates. The fans love it. Wolf is unconscious in a corner. CObra is out near the middle of the ring. Diablo celebrates on the turnbuckle. We'll see you later........ 

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!! A CINDER BLOCK JUST CAME FLYING FROM THE RAFTERS AND CRASHED THROUGH THE RING!!!!!!! WHO WAS IT INTENDED FOR?????? Diablo quickly jumps down as he looks up to see who it was. What the hell? Here comes Asylum down to the ring. What is he doing here? He stands on the outside. Diablo isn't looking when Asylum sneaks in and hits SHOCK TREATMENT ON ALEC DIABLO! The lights go out. Two figures are seen slowly descending from the rafters. Will we find out who did it??? Who dropped the cinder block...well now....cinder BLOCKS......Dammit??????? The lights resume. 

Asylum is standing over Diablo. To his left is........The BLUE ENIGMA??????? And to his right is....ENIGMA???????? Wait........the Blue Enigma is taking off his mask..........it's DAVID CROWE! DAMMIT! But who dropped it........Crowe or Enigma? And why?????? Enigma grabs a mic, while trash is being thrown in the ring.

Enigma: Well, the truth is in. It was I the ended Big Jim Slade's career. Why you ask? Because it was the DEEP IMPACT of the GAWA that left me for dead. They beat me within an inch of my existance..........and left me in the wilderness. Slade was the FIRST on my list of people to maim. And guess who's next????

Enigma, Crowe and Asylum all duck down and get in Diablo's face.

Enigma: That's right. Former leader of the Deep Impact of the GAWA........ALEC DIABLO. You are lucky I missed with tihs cinder block.......but believe me.......given the opportunity....I WONT MISS AGAIN.

Enigma drops the mic. Cobra leaves with a sick smile on his face. Wolf needs medical attention. Diablo is still out. This trio consisting of Enigma, Asylum and David Crowe all bow to the crowd, mocking them. But why did Enigma hook up with Asylum/Crowe? Do THEY have a past too? Or is it their darkness that brings them together? Tune in for the answers........this FRIDAY on Warzone. See you then! Goodnight and Happy New Year....from our nations capital.

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