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December
10,
2000
Pain..........what is it? Being temporarily hurt?
Being at the state where you MUST overcome it with 'fortitude'? Pain is
Temporary.......but PRIDE is forever! Minneapolis will experience IHWA
action........in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1......
Massive, massive, upon MASSIVE explosions! Welcome one and all, to the
first of TWO PPV's this month....IHWA: 1001 YEARS OF PAIN. The crowd is
jacked! Signs upon signs are seen! We pan to the outside, where we see the
setting for the exciting HARDCORE BURIED ALIVE MATCH! We then see two
rings! One normal one, in the middle of the action....and near the rampway...there
it is! The Hell in he cell ladder apparatus! Man this is gonna be awesome!
Let's start with the always exciting MYSTERY PARTNER match!
Enigma/mystery partner vs. Jay Miller/Kid Suicide
Miller/Suicide come out tonight accompanied by Mike Xtreme. Their music
hits and the fans give them a nice reception. They hit the ring and wait
for Enigma and his mystery partner. "Dark Scorpion" hits as the
lights go out and when they come back on, Enigma stands in the ring, toe
to toe with Miller. And I now assume that we will now find out who his
mystery partner is........but Enigma says "Start the match." The
ref reminds him of the situation, a 2 on 1, but he says to ring the damn
bell. The ref says 'we aint got time for this.......screw it.' The bell
rings and the crowd is ABSOLUTELY pumped up! The fans of the Hubert H.
Humphrey Dome came to see some action! Miller starts out with Enigma.
Xtreme waits on the outside and Kid Suicide is ready to be tagged
whenever. They circle each other before Enigma hits a cross body!
1.....2......oh man! The crowd let's out a sigh as Miller was almost
stunned early. Enigma gets arm-dragged down and it seems the strategy is
to wear him down. Miller wrenches back. Enigma hits a belly to back to
counter the move. He then baseball slides Mike Xtreme no reason! And thats
not gonna be too popular with the fans! Xtreme gets ready to get in, but
the ref stops him. And what's this? There is a SECOND......ENIGMA?????
Only he's not dressed in black, he's dressed in blue! He coming down to
the ring..........and he get up, ready to tag Enigma when needed! That's
odd! What, now we have TWO ENIGMAS?????? Real Enigma doesn't look like
this is what he had planned. Blue Enigma looks for the tag, but before
real enigma can tag him, he is bulldogged by Miller. Miller drags him to
the wrong side of town and tags in Kid Suicide, who Immediately shows his
electricness by hitting an Asai Moonsault into a huricanrana! And it's a
pin! 1.......2......no! Real Enigma kicks out! Suicide goes to the top and
hits a nice looking missle drop kick! He gives Enigma a swanton bomb!
Cover: 1.......2.......no! He got his foot on the ropes! Suicide tags in
Miller. Miller sets him up........and there it was! That AWESOME
finisher.......SUPER HUMAN TALENT! Cover: 1.......2.......BLUE ENIGMA JUST
NAILED MILLER WITH A CHAIR! Dammit! The ref calls for the bell.
Winners by DQ: Jay Miller/Kid Suicide
Xtreme is in....he gets a chairshot! Suicide is
in......chairshot! Blue Enigma is cleaning house! The real Enigma gets up
and his body language is saying he doesnt look too pleased. He goes to the
outside to leave. BUT HE GRABS A CHAIR.........AND THE TWO ENIGMAS ARE
PUMMELING Miller/Suicide/Xtreme! They shake hands after assessing a hearty
beating and leave to a STUNNED crowd of 20,000 plus! Who was the other
Enigma? As if we didnt have ANY OTHER ISSUES..........
geez louise!
We cut to the back where Sean Faeth is talking to.....Devestator? He is!
Faeth: Now Dev.....
Dev: I know, I know, I know. 'Nothing personal, but we need to know where
you were when Slade got hit with the cinder block.'
Faeth: Just business my man. So if you dont mind?
Dev: Of course not. If was talking wrestling with one of the wrestling
greats.....Mad Dragon.
Faeth: I see......we just had to eliminate you, you know?
Dev: Understandable.
They shake hands and part ways. We see Vp Walker now talking
to........Eliminator! He's back! ELI simply says that he wasnt there. He
was healing some nagging injuries and he has about 5 doctors who can
account for him.
We see VP Bess and Green knock on the locker room door
of........Cobra/Extreme! Now we'll get some answers! After a few seconds
of delay, they go in. Both Cobra/Extreme are gone! But where could they
be? Back to the ring.........
**Tag titles**
Asylum/Crowe (c) vs. Red Leaf/Blue Tornado vs. Gargoyle/Wildebeast Wilson
The question looming now is......will it be Gargoyle or Ian Payne?
"Stupified" hits and out walk the Brothers in Blood, Red Leaf
Express and Blue Tornado! Nice pop! BT seems a little bit hyped up, and
RLE tries to calm him down. GARGOYLE'S music hits and out walk Wildebeast
and Gargoyle himself! It seems the fans wanted Ian, but they are getting
Gargs! But the boos reign high when "Sanatarium" hits and out
walk our IHWA Tag Team Champs, Asylum and David Crowe. Both men are
smiling. They hit the ring and all hell breaks loose! The bell rings and
the brothers in blood are taking Crowe apart. The ref orders one of them
out. Red Leaf stays in. It will be Red Leaf and Crowe. Red Leaf backs him
up and hits some SIZZLING knife edge chops! Man this crowd is pumped for
Red Leaf! Red Leaf sets him up for...the SHATTERED DREAMS????? But the ref
threatens DQ, and RLE says he was just joking. Red Leaf instead hits a
standing drop kick and Crowe goes flying over the ropes! Red Leaf pumps
the Crowd up, but Crowe tags in Wildebeast by slapping him on the chest.
That is legal, my friends. Crowe/Asylum talk strategy as WW and RLE circle
each other. BT seems anxious to get in, and RLE tags him. So its WW and
BT. BT just plain AMBUSHES Wildebeast with a plethera of right hands! He
back him into a corner and is just lacing into him! The fans arent happy
and are wee seeing a new BT? Before we can answer that rhetorical
question, Wildebeast is stomping a mudhole in BT! WW goes
back........modified HO TRAIN! Cover by WW: 1.......2.......Asylum breaks
it up. We pan to Gargoyle to see fidgetness. He seems anxious to get in.
WW gets drop toe holded. BT then picks him up and THROWS HIM to Gargoyle.
Gargs is in. Gargs misses a clothesline, and BT drop kicks him over the
top rope. ASY/CROWE then beat on Gargs and throw him in. Out of nowhere,
Gargs hits a pulling piledriver! Cover: 1.......2.......BT is barely up.
Gargs then gets slapped on the back by Asylum, so its now Asylum and BT.
But Gargs gives Asylum the FALL FROM GRACE! The ref makes him go back to
the corner, but the damage may have been done! Cover by BT:
1.......2......no! The foot is under the ropes. And then after he gets up,
OUT OF NOWHERE, Asylum hits Shock treatment! But in his haste BT rolls
into the wrong corenr.....and tags in Crowe?? Is that legal? The ref
doesnt know, but Crowe gets an idea and covers Asylum: 1.......2......RLE
breaks it up. And Gargoyle is leaving??? Nope he comes back. WHEW! Crowe
and Asylum looks at each other and they go after RLE/BT. Asylum slides
under the bottom rope and attacks RLE. Crowe grabs BT......the ref calls
it a tag....I dont know if they are even aware. SO BT and ASY are the
legal men. RLE and Asylum make it into the ring. BT leaves and gets a
chair???? Why??? RLE throws Crowe over the top. BT Tells RLE to hold
Asylum while he cranks him with the chair. THe ref threatens DQ. RLE wont
do it! RLE does pick him up, but BT ACCIDENTALLY TORCHES RED LEAF WITH THE
CHAIR! The ref doesnt know what to do. Same team members just chair-shotted
each other. The ref 'continue.' Then BT CREMATES ASYLUM WITH THE CHAIR!
The ref calls for the bell.
Winners by DQ: Asylum/Crowe
RLE is down. Asylum is down. BT leaves in haste.
Crowe gets in to help Asylum. WW looks PISSED and leaves. After
Asylum/Crowe leave........GARGOYLE is showing some WEIRD body language. He
is sitting in the middle of the ring! What? Is he protesting the
decision????? My Gawd...has Gargoyle lost it.....again????
Man the Gargoyle may have lost it again. Let's hope not. And UH-OH!!!!!!
I'm afraid that it is time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Hell In A cell Ladder match, TV Title**
Alec Diablo (c) vs. Ra vs. Cobra
Ra comes out to a great ovation! We pan up to see the TV Title hanging 35
feet in the air, above the mat, whichis on top of the cell! Holy crap this
rules! Ra scopes the structure and is in. He jumps up and down trying to
keep the adrenaline going. Cobra's music hits and BOOS REIGN SUPREME HERE
IN MINNEAPLOIS! Cobra comes out to more boos than the Bible has Psalms! He
shakes them off. They start an "@sshole Cobra" chant. He waits
on the outside. "Judith" hits and cheers, cheers, cheers! AD
comes out looking focused as ever! He has a mic.
AD: This match.......is by far.......the most dangerous match in NOT JUST
IHWA history........but wrestling history PERIOD!
Crowd pops.
AD: And we all know that when there is a adder involved....AD doesnt lose.
Major poppage.
AD: And I would like to officially dedicate this match to the BIG MAN in
the hospital......trying to walk again......because of SOME bastard. Big
Jim Slade, this, Bud's for you!
AD and Cobra go at it on the outside. Ra is quick to join in the meelee.
Just plain brawling. AD gets his head slammed into the cage by Cobra, the
'C' gets his head slammed into the cage by Ra. Ra drags Cobra in, and AD
follows. And the cell is now locked! Ra dumps Cobra over the top and it
will be Ra and AD. Ra choke tosses AD. Cobra GOES FOR THE LADDER.....but
Ra pulls him in by the head and gives him a choke toss for good measure.
Ra now sets up the ladder. He climbs it to the point where he can almost
pull himself through the little entrance way, which leads to the top of
the cage. MY GAWD AD JUST GAVE HIM AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP.........from the
top of the ladder onto the outside of the ring! Ra looks OUT as he lays up
against the cage inside of the cell. AD now goes for the great climb, but
Cobra pulls him down and executes a nice suplex. Cobra now reaches into
his tights.........knucks! Dammit, can we go ONE MATCH without foul
play!?!?!?! WHAM! AD gets dropped like sack of bricks. Cobra now goes to
the outside to Ra? Why???? COBRA PUMMELS RA WITH THE KNUCKS! And dammit
thats as legal as a headlock! Ra is busted wide the hell open! AD has a
small gash above his right eye. AD gets up. Cobra slides under the bottom
rope. AD sees him and gives him a nice soccer style kick to the face! This
match aint for the weak at heart! AD whips him into the ropes, but Cobra
reverses him with a nice neck breaker. Cobra sets him up for the COBRA
DROP, but in his haste he drops the knucks. He goes to pick them up. AD
hits the FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME.....but COBRA ALSO JACKED HIM IN THE HEAD
AT THE SAME TIME! Both men are down! Ra is still down! Brutal! The crowd
gets behind AD. AD goes for the ladder......he gets it. He sets it up to
get to the entrance way........he does so. AD climbs up......climbing,
climbing, climbing........he's on top! Now's he up there 20 feet! He
raises his arms for the crowd. He spots the 3 ladders that are stacked on
top of each other up there. BUT COBRA IS UP.........Cobra is
climbing.......AD is setting up the ladder......Cobra is up there! Ad gets
on the third ring....man this is dangerous..........COBRA HITS A BELLY TO
BACK......and the mat holds up! WHEW! The ladder that was set up takes a
dive..........RIGHT THROUGH THE UZBEKISTANIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! Man that
thing broke it clean in two! The Uzbekistanians seem stunned, as does the
crowd. Ra is now getting up! AD and Cobra exchange right hands. AD plants
him with a dangerous DDT! The mat holds. Ra is climbing the ladder. He
pokes his head through the top, but AD gives him a big boot which SENDS RA
FLYING TO THE MAT INSIDE OF THE CAGE! THats gotta be it for Ra. AD is now
climbing a second ladder (of 3 ladders which were on top). This is
intense........he climbs one rung.......2 rungs........3 rungs.........4
rungs......5 runs.........hes gotta be 30 feet above solid
ground.........Cobra is up.........AD touches the title...........Cobra
grabs his foot.........AD kicks him! AND AD GRABS THE TV TITLE! AD WINS!
BUT WAIT!!!!!! OH MY GAWD COBRA JUST STOLE THE LADDER FROM OUT UNDERNEATH
HIS FEET! AD IS NOW HANGING 35 FEET ABOVE SOLID GROUND! HE HOLDS ON FOR
DEAR LIFE AS THE CROWD HOLDS ITS BREATH!!!!!!! COBRA JUST LAUGHS AND SAYS
'COME TO PAPA'. AD FINALLY LETS GO AND..................OH GAWD NO! OH
GAWD NO! DEAR GAWD IN HEAVEN! AD FELL THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CELL AND THEN
THROUGH THE MAT INSDIE OF THE CELL!!!!!!!!!!! A 35 FOOT PLUMMET TO
HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GAWD HES GOTTA BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN THOSE MAT
TECHNICIANS..........DO YOUR JOB! OH MAN no one likes to see this! We can
hear fans in the crowd......MY ASS we can hear them....they are in UTTER
SHOCK! We have seen NO SIGN OF LIFE from AD. Cobra at the top seems
shocked. Ra gets up and looks at what the scenery is. He pieces together
what happened. He leaves. Cobra climbs down to THE LOUDEST BOOS WE HAVE
EVER HEARD...EVER! Cobra is stunned as he leaves to garbage being tossed
at him. He says nothing. We get our top of the dome camera to zoom
in.......my Gawd........AD's face.....someone call an ambulance! AD is
CLUTCHING onto the TV title..........but who gives a damn what happened. I
dont give a damn if you are EXTREME.......NO ONE likes to see this. EMT's
come to help out AD, who may have just wrestled his final match. We dont
know. They carefully hoist him up and.....oh Gawd. This is not good. Blood
is pouring from AD's swollen face. He is unconscious, but he still
clutches the TV title. Fans this is the WORST occrence I have ever
seen..............this is going to be a delay.
Winner: Alec Diablo
Fans we are going to stick with you through this.
The announcers, VP Young and Larry O'Farrell, go over what happened. This
is a travesty.
38 aching MINUTES go by........and finally AD is safely carted off to an
absolute standing ovation. I dont know if Cobra anticipated that
happening, but no one likes to see that. Folks......we gotta see what's
gonna happen.......go to a promo commercial for the encore, damnit.
What's that? I'm getting word that WE WILL
CONTINUE.....
**U.S. Title**
Wolf (c) vs. Chaos
What a night this is... the crowd, with heavy hearts for AD, are
anticipating great things from the next two competitors... "Ghostrider"
By the Rollins Band starts to blare over the speakers and the fire pots
explode!!! Here come CHAOS!!! The crowd gives him a warm welcome... the 7
footer walks down to the ring and steps over the top rope... he's waiting
on the US Champion to show... and here he comes!!! "Supercharger
Heaven" comes on and the crowd erupts in mixed reaction for the
United States Champion... the IHWA Outcast and only man to have held every
IHWA singles title walks slowly out of the back and towards the ring... he
ignores the crowd and is focusing entirely on the task at hand... how will
he overcome the 13" height disparity and nearly 100 pounds he gives
up to the chaotic one? Guess only time will tell, cause Wolf doesn't look
in any mood to talk! Halfway down the ramp, Wolf breaks into a run, tosses
the belt high over the top rope and as Chaos goes to block the flying
metal, Wolf grabs his legs and pulls him down and out of the ring!!!
Wolf starts off the match hard, pounding on the
exposed forehead of his challenger! Right off the bat, Chaos is busted
open!!! Wolf is alternating punches to the forehead and kicks to the
chest!!! The ref is leaning over the top rope and counting the men out...
1.. 2.. 3.. Wolf rolls in and back out restarting the count! Big upper cut
sends Chaos sprawling to the floor... Wolf is up on the apron and comes
off with flying leg drop onto Chaos!!! I've never seen the big man take so
much punishment so fast before... no wonder Wolf has managed to win so
many belts!
Wolf grabs the water pitcher off of the Arabian announcer's table and
throws the water in the face of Chaos, bringing a spark of life back into
the face of the nearly unconscious big man! Chaos gets an angry look on
his face and then starts to get up but is leveled by a shot with the water
pitcher!!! Oh man, there's blood everywhere... Wolf slides back into the
ring as the ref hits 9... breaking the count again.. he slides out and
grabs the battered and bloody Chaos... and throws him under the ropes and
into the ring! Wolf sees that Chaos is almost done already, so Wolf walks
over to the barricade and calls to the beer vendor, grabs a beer, yells
"put it on my tab", downs it and then heads back to the ring...
Chaos is on his hands and knees trying to get his strength back, as the
blood flows from the open head wound... Wolf climbs into the ring and does
a Rolling Inside Cradle.. only a two count! Wolf grabs the big man and
sends him hard into the corner! Wolf runs across the ring and goes for a
Stinger Splash but Chaos catches him and turns it into a Power Slam!!!
Damn, that move looks like it hurt Wolf but also seems to have taken what
little power Chaos had in his reserve! Wolf is up and brings Chaos to his
feet... Spinning Heel Kick by Wolf sends the big man back to his knees...
Wolf runs across the ring, hops his fallen victim and bounces off the 2nd
rope with an Asai Moonsault but Chaos gets his knees up!!! Wolf lands hard
across Chaos's knees!! Chaos grabs the ropes and pulls himself up and then
drops a Big Elbow into the Wolf's chest! Here's the cover... 1.. 2.. NO!!
Kick out by Wolf!
Chaos grabs Wolf by the hair, brings him to his feet and then sends him
back to the mat with a big Headbutt!! GROSS!!! Chaos's blood is now all
over Wolf's face and hair!!! Chaos grabs Wolf and sends him hard into the
corner turnbuckles... Chaos lands three big knees to Wolf's abdomen!!!
Inverted Atomic Drop sends Wolf hard to the mat! Chaos grabs Wolf's leg,
pulls him to the center of the ring and drops a Big Elbow to his thigh!!
Wolf is doubled over but doesn't have time to contemplate his condition as
Chaos lifts him up and hits a big Pump Handle Slam!!! Here's another
cover... 1.. 2.. NO!! 2 2/3!!! Wolf get his shoulder up!
Chaos brings Wolf up, sends him into the ropes and levels the champ with a
Running Clothesline! He picks up Wolf again, sends him into the ropes and
goes for another, but Falling Cross by Wolf... 1.. 2.. NO!!! Kick out by
Chaos... Wolf is coming back again... Wolf and Chaos get up at the same
time... kick to the gut by Wolf and PEDIGREE!!! 1.. 2.. NO!! Chaos' foot
is on the ropes! Wolf is frustrated! He gets up on the turn buckle...
Swanton Bomb!!! Wolf's momentum takes him to far though and he's unable to
make the pin... Wolf picks up Chaos, rocks him with a couple of big rights
and then climbs to the top again... Moonsault Press by Wolf but NO!!!
Chaos caught him!!! What... oh my... Chaos-Driver!!! Big Tombstone
Piledriver on Wolf!!! Here's the cover... 1.. 2.. 3!!! New Champ!!! New
Champ!!!
Chaos rolls off of Wolf and is laying there smiling as the ref raises his
arm... Wolf is just kneeling there trying to figure out what happened when
suddenly he jumps the new champ and both men are exchanging punches as the
ref tries to separate them... the back empties with officials who finally
separate the two superstars!! Wolf yells "This is not over, dude, not
by a long shot!!!" as he is pulled to the back... Chaos kneels in the
center of the ring, belt raised in one hand but both hands extended into
the air as the blood flows freely over his face!
Winner and new United States Champion: Chaos
Pan to the outside.....
**Hardcore Title, 3-Way Survivor, Buried Alive Match**
Dope Static (c) vs. X-Factor vs. Mike Action
This match is gonna be a first for the IHWA I think... because it takes
place outside the arena! As the camera pans over the scene we see all
three contestants already standing in an enclosed area... we see an open
dirt lot, with a big hole in the middle and a pile of dirt next to it...
there appear to be a number of shovels and garden utensils stuck in the
dirt pile and a wooden barrier and lever system that will release the dirt
when one of the combatants is ready... there is a 10 foot chain link fence
surrounding the lot keeping both the combatants in and the spectators
out... the referee stands by the door to the fence and gives his
instructions for tonight's event and then slams the door and calls for the
bell... we're under way!
The big man, Dope Static, the current Hardcore Champion, runs up behind
both of his opponents and a Double Clothesline sends both men face first
into the chain link!!! X-Terminator, while smaller than Dope is the bigger
of the two and is able to shake off the hit first... he turns and tackles
Static and both men start rolling around the dirt, punching each other
over and over... Action takes advantage of this situation to head to the
dirt pile where he grabs a shovel... BAM!! X-Factor goes down hard...
BAM!! BAM!! Dope is rattled and then sent down with a big shot to the
cranium!!! Man, Action looks like Mark McGwire out there swinging for the
fence!
Action is all smiles as he grabs X-Factor by the leg and drags him to the
hole! He goes to push X in, but Factor will have none of that! X grabs
Mike and hits an Arm Drag that sends Action flying just past the edge of
the hole!
Factor runs hard and hits a Flying Shoulder Tackle sending Action into the
dirt pile! X-Factor grabs a rake and swings it hard but only hits dirt as
Action slides to the side! X winds up and goes to swing again but is
stopped! He turns and sees Dope holding the end of the rake and is then
flattened with a big Clothesline by the Hardcore Champion!!! Static hits a
Fist Drop to X's forehead... he gets up and turns his focus to Mike
Action.
Action see this and hits a Flying Drop Kick that rocks the big man,
another! Action turns and starts to run, looking for something to launch
off of, but then realizes there is no ring and no ropes to use... he turns
just as Static grabs him by the neck and lifts him in a Two-Handed
Choke!!! Action is kicking his legs, trying hard to break free! Static,
tiring of this, tosses Action down onto the hard, dirt ground! Static
turns, see X-Factor starting to get up and levels him with a Big Boot to
the Face... Static raises his arms in a victory yell and then is sent to
his knees with a Knee Clip from Action... X then levels the champ with a
Running Back Elbow!!! Both men grab the fallen champ and then Double DDT
onto the cold, hard dirt!!! Static tries to get up , but X-Factor and
Action hit a Double Drop Kick sending the big man falling backward into
the hole!!!
Action is acting like he's won the big one, but I think he's forgotten one
basic rule... you must bury BOTH men to win the belt!!!
X grabs Action from behind and Back German Suplex onto the unforgiving
ground! X rolls through and hits ANOTHER!!! He picks up Action and send
him into the hole too!!! X staggers over to the dirt pile, grabs a shovel
and starts to scoop up dirt but is then leveled from behind by a Flying
Tackle that sends him face first into the dirt! He manages to get turned
around but Dope is standing over him and punches him hard in the face!!!
Looks like X's nose was just broken by the way the blood is flowing! Dope
grabs X, lifts him high into the air and Power Slam onto the dirt!!! He
grabs him again and sets him up for a Power Bomb, but as he flips X into
the air, Action grabs his leg and X uses his momentum to carry Dope over
backward and lands hard on Static's chest! Now it's X-Factors turn to
throw the punches and he peppers Static's face with lefts and rights!
Action circles the two men, waits for the right moment and then SuperKick
sends X flying off of Static... Action then hits a standing moonsault on
the fallen champ... Action drops a series of quick elbows and leg drops on
Dope and then X pulls him off and hits a big Belly to Belly Overhead Throw
on Action sending him hard into the dirt pile!!! Action is down and X sets
up Static and locks on the Sharp Shooter!!! Man, what is he thinking? You
can't win by pinfall OR submission in this type of match!!! X seems to
realize this now as well, he release the hold pulls up the big man...
Russian Leg Sweep on the champ and Statics head just BOUNCED off of the
back of a shovel... OUCH!!!! Static is staggered and X kicks him in the
midsection and then Running Powerbomb into the hole!!
X turns around to see where Action is and we see him standing at the top
of the dirt pile! Action takes a running start and jumps off of the pile
-- hell, that's got to be at least 15 feet!!! -- and he hits an amazing
Flying Hurricanranna that carry's both men into the pit as well!!! Holy
crap, all three men are now in the bottom of that pit and nearly
lifeless!!!
Action and X come around first and start to fight when they realize where
they are... both men head for the edge of the hold, deciding to take this
match top side... Action starts to climb out first but X grabs his leg to
pull him back in... Action is looking for something to hold on to and...
Oh no!!! He's got the lever!!! X is pulling, Action is hanging on and then
Static grabs both men and... the lever just gave way.... Oh my Gawd, the
dirt is running in on all three of them!!!
There is a giant dust cloud and then as it clears we see that there is no
sign of any of the three competitors!!! They're all BURIED ALIVE!!! Get
some help in there!!! The ref opens the door and here come a group of men
with shovels and the paramedics... man, I hope they are in time!! Suddenly
there is movement in the pit!!! They flick on the over head spot lights
and we see a hand come up out of the dirt!!! Who is it? Who could this be?
A man covered in dirt pulls himself up out of the dirt, using the edge of
the hole for leverage... damn it's hard to tell who it is under all that
dirt... he climbs up to the ground, rolls over and lays on his back..
it's... MIKE ACTION!!! Mike Action is your new Hardcore Champion!!!
Winner and new IHWA Hardcore Champion: Mike Action
The paramedics head over to Action and start
administering first aid... they place an oxygen mask over his face as the
ref hands him the Hardcore belt... they rescue unit pull Dope and X from
the dirt as well and now all three men are being treated... I hope they
are all right... what a match... what a night!!!
Oh man.......I'm now getting an update on AD's condition.........and this
folks, is bad. Cracked Femur, a fractured cheek bone, a dislocated rib, a
severely twisted ankle, a sprained knee, a broken right big toe, and to
top it off, a concussion. Our prayers are with you, AD.
**Best 2 out of 3 Barbedwire Match**
Mad Dragon vs VP Smith
The altercations between Vi ce President Smith and Mad Dragon are recapped
as the announcers hype the match up. The barbedwire is set up around the
ring as we show highlights of this feud. Some cheesy ass Tuesday Terror
music hits as VP Smith comes out to a huge ball of heel heat. He is booed
out fo the building as the ring announcer announces his name. Smith
cautiously gets in the ring. A bell tolls and the place goes into a
frenzy. "For Whom The Bell Tolls" begins to play as this
anticipating crowd sings along. Mad Dragon walks out and the roof blows
off the arena. Dragon, sporting those stitiches, stares right at Smith and
power walks to the ring. Dragon gets in as the bell rings. Smith takes a
look around and finally realizes what he has gotten himself into. He runs
around the ring like a chicken with his head cut off until he runs short
of the wire. He turns around and their is MD. MD scoops him up and gorilla
presses him. MD drops him into a powerslam as Smith lies their in pain. MD
rubs his hands together as this sick grin comes over his face. Smith gets
up and gets clotheslined back down several more times. Both men are in
street clothes as Dragon has on his wrestling boots with a cut off
"Gargoyle" shirt and some black jeans. MD's fists are taped.
Smith has on some blue jeans, a white shirt, and some boots. MD mounts
over Smith and pounds away with closed fists. He lets Smith get back up
and and fakes him out. Smith runs backwards, and almost hits the
barbedwire until he sees it. He turns back around only to be hit with a
superkick by MD. Smith flies right back into the wire as the crowd screams
with approval. Smith hollers in pain as Dragon rubs Smith's back into the
twisted steel. Smith screams as Dragon snap suplexes him off the wire.
Smith is crawling all over the ring as MD picks him up and delivers a
T-Bone suplex followed by 2 Dragon Screw leg whips. MD gorilla presses
Smith again but this time DROPS HIM ON THE BARBEDWIRE CHEST FIRST!!!! The
crowd gasps as the "Mad" in Mad Dragon seems to be coming out.
Smith backs into the corner as MD lines him up and delivers about ten
Benoit type chops. Smiths bloody chest gets even worse with each chop.
Smith lies in the corner while Dragon reaches into his pocket. He holds up
a swab of some sort...OH MY LORD...HE WOULDN'T....HE RUSHES TO THE CORNER
WHERE HE SPREADS AN ALCOHOL WIPE ON SMITHS CHEST!!!!!! Smith SCREAMS like
a little girl as Dragon rubs the alcohol pad all over Smiths chest. Dragon
chops him again as Smith drops to the mat crying in pure pain. Talk about
ruthless. Dragon delivers a German suplex and goes for another but hits a
release german suplex RIGHT INTO THE BARBEDWIRE!! The back of Smith's head
catches the wire as he lay there motionless. MD grabs Smiths forehead and
smashes it into the steel wire. Smith yells in pain as he turns into a
real bloody mess. Dragon whips Smith into the ropes right into the
barbedwire. Smith sticks the waire as the cameras get shots of the
barbedwire sticking into his skin. The crowd gasps as MD hits a snapping
powerbomb and covers him...1...2...3. Winner of the first fall: Mad
Dragon.
Dragon lifts Smith up and chops him right back down. Smith is a bloody
mess as Dragons hands are soaked with his blood and Smith's. Dragon calls
for a chair as the ring bell guy tosses him one. Smith gets up and is
CRIIIIZZACKED with the chair. Dragon covers him....1....2...NO Dragon
pulls Smith up and says "I'm not done yet". Dragon reaches into
his pocket and pulls out some wire cutters. He cuts a few strands of wire
off and places them on the ground...he picks up Smith...POWERBOMB ONTO THE
BARBEDWIRE!!! The crowd "OoOoOoOoO's" with a ghastly sound as
they like it, yet think it's gross. The wire sticks to his flesh as Dragon
watches on. Dragon grabs the strands and RIPS them from Smith's bloody
back. Smith howls in pain as Dragon wraps the wire around his arm and fist
and pops Smith right between the eyes. Smith goes down like a sack of
potatoes. Dragon gets on the top rope with the wire wraped around his arm.
He does a quick Macho Man impression and calls for the big elbow. Dragon
flies off the top rope with a HUGE elbow drop that lands right on Smith
with the wire and all. The crowd cheers the move, but the cheers turn to
boos as we see Extreme running down the aisle. It looked as if he had that
shovel in his hand. MD see's him and turns to Extreme. Ex sneaks the
shovel in the ring past Dragon as he tosses some powder in Dragon's eyes.
Dragon turns around and is SMACKED in the head with that shovel. Ex
watches on...Smith covers him...1...2....3!! What the hell Smith wins the
second fall.
Ex looks at Smith and says "Now you're on your own Smitty".
Smith continues to hit Dragon with that shovel. He puts it down and grabs
the chair and waylays into Dragon. MD looks to be out. Blood rushes down
Dragons head as the stitches re-open. Smith grabs some barbedwire and
wraps it around Dragons forehead and tries to rip his flesh off. Smith
picks up Dragon and hits a MODIFIED PEDIGREE!!! He covers
Dragon....1....2...NOO MD kicks out. BUt Smith grabs the shovel
again...WHAM!!! He nails Dragon...BUt Dragon didn't go down. WHAM....he
hits him again...but now MD just stares at Smith as he wipes the powder
from his eyes. Smith goes to hit Dragon again and MD just tells him to
bring on some more. He swings one more time and Dragon catches it and hits
another leg whip followed byt a shoulder breaker. And now....HE SLAPS ON
THE NO CURE FOR MADNESS!!! Smith is screaming for the bell. The ref rings
the bell as MD claims the last fall and the match. But he won't let go.
Dragon wrenches back as Smith screams in pain. The bell is ringing as
Dragon keeps the hold on. Smith is passing out. Look at all that blood in
the ring. Dragon fianlly let's go as he raises his hands and the fans go
wild. He looks at Smith and drops a leg drop while the paramedics rush
down. Dragon leaves to a great response. They load Smith on the stretcher
and leave.
Winner: Mad Dragon
We go to a hospital. It is the one in which Big Jim
is in. A tear comes to his eye. Man this is heart wrenching!
The announcers hype this match.........
**World Title**
Extreme vs Devestator Jason Perry
The history between JP and Ex is shown as Ex sends opponent after opponent
for Perry to face. One by one Perry beats all of them. Now it leads to
this match up for the belt. "Heads Will Roll" by Judas Priest
starts to play as the 6'7 behmoth walks out to a AWESOME pop. He stalks
down to the ring and climbs over the ropes. He raises one arm in victory
as the crowd chants "PERRY, PERRY, PERRY". "Rollin"
begins to play as the World Champion walks out. Extreme gets booed right
away as the title lies around his waist. Ex swaggers to the ring while
berrating the fans. He gets in the ring and looks right at Perry. The bell
rings as they lock up. Perry just launches Ex to the corner with his
strength as Ex looks at him with shock. EX paces around the ring with a
"I know you just didn't do that" look on his face. Perry rushes
a unsuspecting Ex into the corner with a few back elbows. He buries them
in the jaw of the champ then buries the shoulder to the midsection as
well. He puts Ex on the top rope and grabs him by his neck. He TOSSES Ex
from the top tope by his neck and onto the mat. Ex gets up and meets a
size 14 to his face. Ex goes flying to the outside as Perry gets the crowd
behind him. Ex fiddles around on the outside as Perry reaches over the
ropes to grab him. Ex reaches up and nailes Perry in the face with
someting. It turns out that he hit Perry with a left over strand of
barbedwire from the last match. Oh man JP is bleeding like Carrey on Prom
night. Ex walks in and drops a Road Warrior Hawk fist drop to JP's head.
He measure Perry and connects with several stinging fists with the wire
attatched to it. Perry is a bloody mees as Ex picks him up and piledrives
him. A bloody Perry goes down to the mat. Ex covers...1...2...Perry kicks
out. Ex whips Perry into the ropes and leap frogs but is caught and hit
with a fallaway slam. Perry gets back up and catches a charging Ex with a
grip around the neck. A CHOKESLAM to Extreme...a cover....we could have a
new champ...1..2..NOO Ex kicks out. Perry launches him to the ropes and
goes for another boot but Ex swings around and delivers a nicely timed
russian leg sweep. Ex drops a leg and goes up top. But Perry is up...but
Ex comes off in time to connect with a missile drop kick. Perry falls back
to the corner where Ex follows and stomps a mudhole in him. He puts Perry
on the top rope...he tries the EXTREME-IN-ATOR!!!! But Perry BLOCKS and
SUPERCHOKESLAMS EX OFF THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE ON THE CUBAN ANNOUNCE
TABLE!!! My LORD what a move. Both men lay outside while the crowd try to
pick their jaws up from the floor. Perry gets up first and slides Ex back
into the ring....D-BOMB by Perry...a cover....1....2...NOOOO Extreme kicks
out. Where did he find the energy?? Perry whips Ex to the ropes and goes
for a tilt-a-whirl but Ex slips out and counters with a tornado DDT. What
a move. Ex rolls over and covers him....1...2..NO Perry kicks out. Ex
can't believe it. Ex gets up and tries a pedigree but Perry slingshots him
to the corner. Ex hits the post and stumbles out. A vertical suplex.....NOOOOOOOO
TOTAL DEVESTATION!!!!!!!!!! A cover........1......2.....NOOOOOOOOOO Ex
sneaks that foot on the rope. Perry had the title in his grasp. He drags
Ex to the center of the ring....Perry is going up top...he comes off with
a MASSIVE elbow drop..BUT MISSES!!!! Ex slaps on a fujiwara arm bar and
pulls it back. He wants to break Perry down. Perry grabs the ropes and
stands up but that arm is limp. Ex kicks him in the gut and gives him a
jaw breaker. followed by a swinging neck breaker. Ex goes to the top and
jump off but Perry grabs him and goes for a slam but his arm is too weak
to scoop him up. Ex delivers a swift kick to the nuts as Perry goes down.
EX knees him in the face and drops another knee to the neck. He whips
Perry to the ropes and side suplexes him. Ex goes up top and comes off
with a leg drop from the top rope. He drives a few more knees into the arm
and whips Perry to the ropes again but perry comes off with a lariat and
nails it with his good arm. Ex goes down and Perry DDT's him when he gets
back up. Both men trade off arm drags until Perry arm drags him to the
outside. He manages to suplex him back inside and rolls over for the
cover....1....2...Ex slips out. Ex hits the ropes and goes for a knee but
JP moves out of the way and hits him with a STUNNER!!! Another
cover...this could be it....1...2..NOOO Cobra's arrived and has pulled the
ref out. Perry can't believe it. But Cobra is in and goes after Perry.
Perry catches him with a big boot to the face but Ex clips the leg from
behind as Cobra clothesline. The ref calls for the bell as both men
continue to jump him. Cobra sets him up with a piledriver and Ex SPIKES it
him to the mat. HERE COMES DRAGON TO MAKE THE SAVE!!! Md slides in and
both men slide out. MD stares at Extreme as Ex holds his title high.
Dragon helps Perry up to his feet as Extreme and Dragon trade looks as we
go off the air. What a night!
Winner by DQ: Jason Perry
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