January 29, 2002:

The theme from "Bram Stoker’s Dracula" plays as the world title flashes on the screen. A picture of Wicked D is up then Mean Mike. We see Wicked being powerbombed on the concrete and then Wicked costing Mean Mike the Hardcore title. A picture of the US title flashes on the screen as LB, Fischer, and Extreme's faces line up one by one. We see the Deep Impact history between Leatherback and Extreme and then the recent battles of Fischer and Ex. The TV title is up next...Sapa, Cletus, X, and Jonothans faces appear...the music gets a little bit more aggressive as the passing of the TV title is documented and now these four men will vie for it tonight. The Hardcore Title...Draven and Johnny B Studdly...they will battle tonight in a all out brawl to see who will take home the honor of being the HC champ. The Tag Titles flash on the screen along with the faces of Asylum and Crowe then Red and Perry. A CELL drops in front of the faces as tonights match will be in the confines of a steel cage. We see the history between these four men as the champs tried to break the arm of Red Leaf and leave them laying several times. But we also see how Perry and RLE got the best of the champs the past weeks. DIABLO...COMMISH TODD....the big mouth Commish could get what he deserves tonight....or does he have something up his sleeve for Diablo?? TONIGHT...the Commisioners HOSTILE TAKEOVER of power could END tonight. Can Diablo set him straigh?? Or will the snake continue to slither??

5...4...3...2..1...BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! WELCOME TO THE IHWA'S HOSTILE TAKEOVER 2002!!!!!!!!!! We are LIVE and SOLD OUT at the FORUM here in LA!! These fans are READY for some IHWA action as tickets sold out in 30 minutes for this event. They show their support with "KILL the Tag Team Champs", and "SHUT the Commish up Diablo", as well as "Jonothan=King of TV". Tonight should be great...with all the tension building up from all sides WHO KNOWS what will happen. All the titles are on the line tonight as well as some key match ups. One can only wonder if Mean Mike can take home the gold tonight, and if Perry and RLE can slay the demons known as Asylum and David Crowe. In the back Bubba Bull stands by his locker room as Mike Cole walks by.

MC: Hey Bubba??

BB: What?

MC: We saw some problems last week as you GORED Mike Smith. Everyone is wondering if the Inner Circle is as tight as it once was??

BB: PISS on what everyone is thinking. This isn't about the Inner Circle...it's about THE BULL!! I'm tired of playing second fiddle...or playing the bodyguard role. It's time for the Bull to strike it BIG. I'm talking WORLD TITLE big. I'll have my eyes on EVERYONE tonight. And if someone pisses me off...watch out for the GORE!!

MC: What if it's the Commish??

BB: I said ANYONE...now move the hell out of my way.

We come back to a shot in DMT's locker room. The camera is following referee Smokie Mctokie into it. DMT sees Smokie and immediately stops lacing his boots. He and DJ D get all up in the face of Smokie as Kristy looks on...

DMT:What the hell want little man?

SM:Listen dudes, you know what man? Like, dudes I'm sorry we y'know? Got off on like the wrong foot.

DJ D:Yeah well you suck as ref

DMT:DAM TRUE

SM:Well my bad guys y'know. I'm trying real hard and stuff...

DMTGet to dam point

SM:Well I'm trying to be like, a good ref dudes so, I think it would be like, a totally good idea for DJ D to not come down for this barbed wire match like ...y'know?

DMT:No we dont know homo

SM:Uh O.K. Whatever you dudes want man, I don't want no static homies. I'll see you guys in the ring man. (Smokie pusses out yet again and it appears that Scorpion's gonna have his work cut out for him in this No DQ Barbed Wire Death Match. Let's get to the ring!)

Barbed Wire Match of Death
Scorpion vs. DeadMan Tyler (w/ DJ D)

We see the ring crew technicians pulling down the ropes and stringing spools of razor wire where the ropes normally are. In this match, an Irish Whip could mean a fatality. Let's hope these two young superstars don't kill each other in their effort to settle the score.

And here comes the Scorpion!! Scorp's dressed smart in blue jeans and a sleeveless t-shirt and heavily taped arms. That will protect him hopefully.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Here comes those sadists DMT and DJ D! DMT is similarily attired because this match is no joke. One wrong move and BAM!!! Hospital time. DMT rolls slides carefully under the bottom rope...SLIDING DROPKICK SNEAK ATTACK BY SCORPION!! Right to the face! Scorp used his head there and attacked first. This is a grudge match and these two have thrown all the rules out the window to settle the score live on PPV. Scorp grabs DMT's head and AW!! Raking DMT's face on the middle strand of wire!! DMT's already bleeding!

Scorp pulls him up and goes for a Scoop Slam but DMT's too big. DMT crushes Scorp with a club to the back. He quickly pulls Scorp up and IRISH WHIP!! Whew! Scorp stopped himself just in time...but turns right into a DMT Big Boot! DMT drops an elbow! Scorp's hurting but DMT's face is almost already covered in blood. DMT picks him up and gives him a big body slam! He's yelling at DJ D for a chair! DJ D tosses it up over the top rope. Scorp's on the way up...WOOSH!! DMT just missed taking Scorp's head off with that chair! DMT brings it up again...DROPKICK BY SCORP !! SLAMMING THE CHAIR INTO DMT'S FACE! Cover-1-2 NO!

Scorpion turned the momentum there. Irish Whip! REVERSE! OH NO! Scorp went flying into that barbed wire! The top strand broke and he went toppling head first to the arena floor! Oh this is bad...Scorp's bleeding from his arms and he may have a possible concussion from that sick bump. DJ D's over and he's getting some kicks in on a helpless Scorp. DMT's signaling DJ for something. DJ gets Scorp in a backbreaker and holds him...DMT's wrapping his right knee in wire....LEGDROP RIGHT ONTO THE FACE OF SCORPION!!!!! This has gotten way out of control!

DMT's says it's over and he rolls Scorpion back into the ring. He removes the barbed wire from his knee and slides in after him. Cover-1-2-OH MY GAWD HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!! I can't frickin' believe it. Everybody is stunned. DMT's eyes are wide. He pulls Scorp slowly to his knees...Punch by Scorp into DMT's stomach! Another one! DMT hits Scorp with a right, but he's still punching! He fights back to his feet! Right! Right! Boom! Boom! Shove by Scorp and DMT rails the wire! DMT screams in pain! He pulls himself off the wire. Scorp grabs a strand and WHIP! He just whippeed DMT across the back leaving a huge cut! DMT is down on his hands and knees now! Scorp whips downward across the midsection! Oh no Scorp! Don't pull-OH GAWD!!!! That was the grossest thing this announcer's ever seen! DMT's entire waist has been cut to hell by that razor wire!! The ring has puddles of blood all over it.

Scorpion pulls DMT to his feet. Both these men are done. Scorp puts the curled up strand of barb wire in the middle of the ring and it looks like he's going for a bulldog onto DMT! He' running...DMT stops in his track and gives Scorpion a spinning belly to back suplex...DRIVING SCORP'S HEAD INTO THAT BARBED WIRE!!! DMT drapes a bloody arm over Scorpion's chest. 1-2-3

Your winner: DeadMan Tyler

Both men are done. DJ D is looking over his friend. Kristy has come down to ringside crying. The paramedics are loading both men onto stretcherrs. These guys are definitely done for the evening. The fans give a standing ovation for both superstars.

We are back in the locker room with the World Champion Wicked D and the Hardcore Champion Draven watching the match on the monitor.

Wicked D:Pretty tame stuff eh?

Draven:Yes. I don't think it'll get any prettier out there. I think it's time to show Johnny B. Studdly what a hardcore match is all about.

Wicked D:Go to it brother. Mean Mike is next.

We then cut to Johnny B. Studdly's dressing room, where he is fixing his hair in the mirror while Ivanna paints her nails.

JBS:I can't believe this baby! They've put me in a Hardcore Match! The only Hardcore thing I've ever done was go boogie boarding only 45 minutes after eating instead of an hour!

ID:Don't you think you're overreacting sweetie? Come on, you're ten times the man that icky weirdo is.

JBS:You're right SugarLips! I'm the CHAMP! Come on Snookums, let's go show Draven that Johnny B. Hardcore!

ID:Alrighty Pumpkin, and after that...I'll show you hardcore.

JBS:Hehehe! Yeah Baby! Yeah! (JBS puts on his robe, grabs his belt and heads toward the ring)

Hardcore Title Match
Draven Azagaroth vs. Johnny B. Studdly

The ring crew is busy fastening the ropes back into place when the Beach Boys hit and out comes Johnny B. Studdly and his lovely valet, Ivanna Dewitt! JBS looks like he's got his overabundance of self-confidence back and he is ready for action.

But here comes Draven and the arena goes black and a crazy laser show starts with Cradle of Filth rocking the arena. The Hardcore Champ emerges from the fog clad in black leather. The challenger is wearing Baby Blue Tights that say "The Champ' on them. Draven enters the ring and JBS bumrushes and knocks him down with a clothesline! Your ref is Smokie Mctokie.

JBS picks Drav up and starts rocking him with elbows and backing him to the corner. Irish Whip...Draven runs and hits hard. He comes out of the corner and JBS hits with a huge belly-to-belly! Cover 1-2-No! Drav still has his belt on and JBS picks him up. Drav kicks him in the gut. He pulls off his belt...WHAM! Right to the melon of Studdly! Cover-1-2-No! He kicked out! Draven grabs a chair from the outside and rolls back in. He catches JBS getting up...DDT on the chair!!! Cover-1-2-NO!!!

Drav looks pissed. Well, more pissed than usual. He pulls JBS up to his feet again. It looks like he's going for a suplex...JBS lands on his feet! Boot to the gut...FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX BY STUDDLY ON THE CHAIR! Cover-1-2-Kick out in the nick of time! That was close! JBS pulls Drav up and puts him in the Tree of Woe in the corner! Drav is trapped! JBS is telling Ivanna to do something. She reaches into her purse and pulls out...A CIGAR?! She's lighting it up?! This is a non-smoking facility! She-UH OH! She just handed it to Studdly and he's got a crazy look in his eye! Drav sees it too and he's struggling fiercely! But it's too late! JBS pulls Draven's shirt so his stomach is exposed...OH MY SWEET GENTLE JESUS!!!!! OH GAWD! HE JUST GROUND THAT LIT CIGAR INTO THE STOMACH OF DRAVEN!! Drav breaks free and rolls to the outside. He grabs a drink from a fan and pours it out on his stomach. That's gonna leave a mark.

Meanwhile JBS is parading around the ring taking pulls off the cigar. Ivanna is jumping up and down and clapping! This is sick. Draven looks pissed as hell. He's going under the ring...HE'S GOT THE SPIKED TABLE! IT'S GOT 2 INCH SPIKES TOTALLY COVERING IT!!! He slides it into the ring and goes after JBS hitting a Flying Clothesline and catching Johnny off guard. He hops on top of his back and...SAFFRON'S CURSE!! He's got his submission on but Johnny's pulling himself to the ropes...He's got 'em! Drav breaks the hold. Ivanna jumps on the apron as Johnny holds his back in pain. Drav gets right up in her face. JBS gets up and sneaks up on Draven...GERMAN SUPLEX!! 1-2-Drav just barely gets the shoulder up.

JBS gets to his feet...and he's heading over to the spiked table! He sets it up near the corner. What's he doing? He walks over to Drav...PowerBomB!!! He folded him in half with that move! He's pointing to the table and the fans are yelling at Drav to get up. JBS pulls Drav up and carries him over to the corner and crotches him. Uh oh! He's going for his finisher, The WipeOut, but through a table with deadly spikes on it! This could end Draven's career! Johnny B. starts climbing up the ropes...BAM! A fist by Drav! Return shot by Studdly! Back and forth, Back and forth, Drav puts his boots on Johnny's stomach and he kicks him...THROUGH THE SPIKED TABLE!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOHNNY B. STUDDLY'S CAREER COULD BE OVER AFTER THAT FALL THROUGH THE SPIKED TABLE!! Draven looks a little stunned. I don't even think he knew the Spiked Table was there! He was reacting on instinct! Drav swoops on top of Johnny. 1-2-3.

Your winner and still Hardcore Champion: Draven Azagaroth

Johnny B. is bleeding from all over and here comes the Paramedics. They are earning their money tonight. Ivanna is crying and sobbing hysterically and they load an unconscious Johnny B. Studdly onto the stretcher. If he wasn't hardcore before tonight, he definitely is now, unless his career's over.

Bubba Bull vs Damien Cross

"Chop Suey" by System of a Down comes on the PA and the 6’ 10", 380-pound brawler from the Windy City, Bubba Bull walks from the back and stalks to the ring. There’s murder in those eyes tonight folks! "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf replaces "Chop Suey" and here comes the four-time title holder, Damien Cross. He gives up 8 inches and almost 100 pounds, but is still the favorite with his experience. Cross is starting down the ramp when Bull comes storming up it! GORE! GORE ON THE RAMP BY BULL!!!

Cross goes down hard on the ramp as Bull gets up and starts celebrating! Too early for that, Bull! Bull reaches over and pulls up Cross… he’s got him by the hair and runs him into the back! What the hell is going on? This isn’t a hard-core match! Bull throws Cross into one of the back drops and it rips the curtain off the holders! The big black curtain falls over Cross and he’s trapped in the tapestry! Bull grabs the steel tube frame and rips off a 6 foot piece of pipe! He raises it over his head and starts slamming the steel pipe across Cross’s trapped body over and over! Cross is still trying to free himself from his entrapment as the sound of steeling hitting flesh reverberates throughout the arena!

Suddenly out of nowhere Big Black Balls McGee comes running up behind Bull with a fire extinguisher! He slams it into the back of the big man! Bull suddenly stops and drops the pipe… he stands straight up and turns to see who would dare hit him! Bull stands tall and looks down at McGee, he then shakes his finger as his smile turns into a sneer! BLAST OF FOAM TO THE FACE by McGee!!! Bull grabs his face in pain as McGee kicks him straight in the kahonas!!! Bull is racked with pain – one hand wiping his eyes and then other grabbing his jewels! McGee slams the extinguisher into Bull’s head and almost knocks the big man off his feet. He goes to do it again and Bull grabs him by the throat!!!

One handed Choke Slam on McGee by Bull!!!! Bulls stands over the fallen McGee and starts yelling at him. As the big man is berating him, he suddenly he collapses to the stage floor! Damien Cross is standing behind him, blood running from a head wound, one arm hanging limp at his side and a steel pipe in his right hand. Bull is trying to get up but a knee to the head followed by a steel pipe to the ribs keeps him down. Cross waits for McGee to get up and then has his manager pull up Bull… CRACK!!! The steel pipe comes down across the big man’s head! He stands there staggering… McGee drops to his hands and knees behind him and a Super Kick by Damien Cross sends the Human Bovine plunging down the ramp!

Cross walks slowly down the ramp with McGee next to him offering encouragement. McGee reaches in a side pocket of his pants and pulls out a Budweiser! He pops the top and pours it into Cross’ mouth revitalizing the superstar. Cross grabs Bull with his good hand and runs him under the bottom rope into the ring and slides in after him. Cross tells the ref to start the match!

Cross gets up and sits on the top turnbuckles and then comes jumping off with a Flying Leg Drop! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Bull kicks out… Cross pulls him up and hits a one arm Stunner! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Another kick out! Pull up by Cross who goes for a kick to the gut but Bull catches it and levels him with a Jumping Clothesline! Bull grabs Cross’ bad arm, takes a little run across the ring and then jumps up, driving Cross into the mat and landing with all of his weight on Cross’ bad arm!! Cross is rolling around the ring, holding his arm in pain as Bull goes for the dominant pin attempt, nearly bending Cross in half! No count though as McGee distracts the ref!

Bull pulls up Cross and whips him to the ropes – right into McGee! BBBM falls off the apron and lands butt first on to the announcer’s table and then tumbles off of it into the audience! Cross bounce off the ropes and right into a GORE!!! Cross goes down hard and Bull makes the quick cover! 1.. 2.. 3!!!

Winner by Pinfall: Bull

TV Title-4 Way Elimination
Sapa Tupa vs Jonothan vs Cletus Pisson vs X-Factor

The Jumbotron shows clips of each of these 4 men holding the Television Title. We see Cletus beating Jonothan, Sapa winning in a 3 way dance, Jon and X battling each other. This is a huge match for all four of these men. Let's do it!

Here's the banjos and here's Cletus!! He's got the book of Pain under his arm and he looks real angry. This man makes Charlie Manson look like Mother Teresa! He rolls into the ring and sits down in the corner. He's praying

again. Oh man. SLAYER!!! Yeah!! Here's the King of all that is Hardcore Jonothan! Jonothan wants that Television Title back around his waist and he's pointing at the man that beat him for it praying in the corner.

Linken Park! Yeah those guys rule too! Here's X-Factor and he's staring Jonothan down. These two have a lot of history and tonight these men battle for the TV Title, adding yet another chapter to their legend. All three men are in the ring now getting patted down by the referee Big Ed Hurley. DRUMS!!! I like drums!! Here's the champ: SAPA TUPA!!! He's taped up and he has the title around his waist. This man has the odds against him tonight. 3 very dangerous challengers up in his face. The champ enters the ring and his opponents are sizing him up.

The bell rings and we are under way. All 4 men are in the corners, waiting for someone to make the first move. The tension is building in the arena...Cletus charges Sapa and blind sides him with a forearm! X and Jonothan meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. X gets him in an arm ringer and he's working that arm. Jon gets an arm ringer of his own on him. Both these men are super evenly matched.

Meanwhile, Cletus is pressing his advantage in the corner, rocking Sapa with big right hands to the face. He tosses Sapa over the top and he hits hard. Cletus goes after him. Big Ed's telling them to get in the ring but it doesn't look like their listening. Cletus runs off the apron and takes off...HUGE ELBOW CONNECTS! Sapa's hurting after that one. Clet goes under the ring...He's got a table!! Oh no! He's setting it up. He's going to pick Sapa up. Throat thrust by Sapa! That stunned Cletus! Sapa hits some forearm shots and puts Cletus on the table. Sapa climbs to the top rope...LEGDROP THROUGH THE TABLE BREAKING CLET IN HALF!!! Both men are toast after that move!

Back in the ring, these men have a test of strength going...and it looks like X-Factor's winning! Jon's down on one knee but he's powering back to his feet. Knee to the gut by Jon and he hits a Northern Lights Suplex! 1-2-No! X kicked out. Jon Pulls him to his feet and whips him off the ropes. BACK BODY DROP AND A BEAUTY!! X is in pain and he staggers up. Big haymaker to the face by Jon! X goes down again. Jon runs off the rope. He's looking to drop the knee...X rolls out of the way. Both men stand...SUPERKICK by X-Factor and Jon goes down hard. Cover 1-2-NO!! Shoulder came up.

On the outside, Sap and CP are getting up. CP is trying to rip one of those metal table legs off the table. Sapa tries a round house but Cletus ducks! He grabs him from behind and lifts him up for an Atomic Drop...OOH! Crotches him on the metal barricade! CP grabs a chair and runs at ST...SMACK!!! He just leveled the champ and knocked him into the crowd! CP grabs him by the hair and pulls him over the barricade and rolls him into the ring. Cover-1-2-NO!!! ST somehow found a way to kick out! Cletus can't believe it!

X heads over to Cletus and grabs him by his gross hair from behind...JAWS OF LIFE on X-Factor!! Oh man! X is getting his junk pulverised right here in front of his fans! ST starts to get up...AND HE SMOKES CLETUS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! CP is down! X is still in pain...AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO A DROPOUT DDT BY JONOTHAN!!! Cover-1-2-3!!!!

X-Factor has been eliminated!

Jon and Sapa tie up in the middle of the ring. Jon gets a waistlock on him and Sapa reverses it with one of his own. Cletus is up and he runs at both men. Jon sees him and ducks but Sap gets nailed! But he was still holding on to Jon and he rolls through and gets him in a pin with Sapa sitting on top! Cover-1-2-3!

Jonathan has been eliminated!

Sapa stands up...AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A GATOR VICE!! In the middle of the ring! Sapa has nowhere to go! Jonathan staggers up and he looks confused and angry. Big Ed's trying to tell him to leave, but Jonathan throws him through the ropes! GORE BY JONATHAN ON CLETUS!! Big Ed's back in the ring but he didn't see that

Gore. ST climbe to the top rope...MONKEY SPLASH!! He hooks the leg. 1-2-3! He did it!!!

Your winner and STILL TV Champion: Sapa Tupa

In the back we rush down the hall to see RED LEAF EXPRESS laid out on the concrete holding his arm. He is barely concious as Perry runs up to him.

JP: DAMN IT!!!! ASYLUM..CROWE...SHHHIIITT!!!

back to the ring....

United States Title Match
Leatherback vs Extreme vs Ryan Fischer

We see the footage that brought these 3 men together as "Guerrila Radio" plays and the fans LOSE IT!! Fischer gets a DAMN GOOD POP as he walks to the ring. He looks ready as hell tonight.This kid can taste it. "Beautfiful People" plays as EXTREME walks out to EXTREME BOOS from this crowd in LA. They HATE the Extreme one. He looks confident and serious as well. No smart ass jokes tonight..just the gold. "Highway To Hell" plays and the Forum EXPLODES with cheers as Leatherback walks out with the US title around his waist. LB is JACKED as he comes out all hyped up on his HARLEY!!! He holds the belt in the air when he gets off his bike and gets in the ring. All three men stare back and forth at each other as the bell sounds.

LB shakes the hand of Fischer as both men look at Ex. Ex runs at them and they tackle him down and beat the hell out of him. The double suplex him out of the ring and then FIGHT EACH OTHER!! They waist no time as they exchange rights and lefts. The crowd is HYPED. DI is tossed out the window...the US title is all that matters. Ex gets in and low blows both men. He tosses LB out of the ring and stomps RF in the face. He whips him into the ropes and lays him out with a big knee to the face. LB comes back in the ring and backs Ex into the corner as those two try to kill each other as they choke each other. Fischer looks on as these two try to kill each other. Ex goes for a german suplex on LB, and Fischer grabs Ex...DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! All three men are down as the crowd loves it. Some old ECW action right there. Fischer gets up first and places LB on top of Ex. He goes to the top and comes off with the FLYING HEAD BUTT the connects on LB. Ex felt the force of the splash though. Fischer gets up and snap suplexes LB over the ropes and snap suplexes Ex ON the ropes. He dropkicks the hanging body of Ex and goes to the top. He LEGDROPS the hanging Extreme as Ex slumps to the mat. Fischer drags him to the center of the ring and SLAPS on the SHARPSHOOTER.

EXTREME IS IN PAIN!!! But LB comes in and bulldogs RF from behind. He drives him into the mat and stomps away at Fischer. LB picks up Ex and hits a backbreaker that lays him out. RF PUSHES LB and is pissed that he hit him out of the sharpshooter. LB just looks at him and pushes him back. RF pushes him as well, and then LB backs off. LB moves out of the way and tells Fischer to place him in the sharpshooter again. Fischer just moves past LB and stomps on Ex. LB grabs RF and LEATHERWHIPS HIM!!! OOOO hell is breaking loose. LB rolls Fischer out of the ring, but Ex catches him in a reverse Russian leg sweep. Ex grabs a chair and makes this thing dirty as he scoops up LB and powerbombs him on the chair. LB is hurt as Ex hooks the leg...1....2...LB kicks out. LB punches EX in the gut and goes for a DDT, but Ex sneaks out of it and hits a neck breaker. He whips LB into the ropes and delives a knee to the gut.

Ex hits a snap suplex, but as he hits the mat FISCHER hits BOTH men with a frog splash. He covers LB...1...2...LB kicks out. He covers Ex...1...2...Ex kicks out. He picks up Ex and drags him out of the ring. He rams him into the steps and then places the steps on his ribs. He jumps off the apron with a CHAIR and slams it into the steps. He whips the steps off and grinds the chair into the gut of Ex. LB walks out of the ring, but RF LEVELS LB with the chair. Fischer WANTS this title, and he just showed us as he cracked his teamate in the head. Ex gets up and rakes the eyes of Fischer then hits a suplex on the announce table. He leaves Fischer laying as he grabs LB and hits a STUNNER off the apron. He tosses LB back in the ring and covers him...1....2..LB WON'T STAY DOWN!!! LB blocks the punch of Ex and starts to HULK UP..it must be the BEER IN HIS BLOOD!! Lb levels Ex with some haymakers and hits a NASTY lariet. He whips EX to the ropes and delivers a HUGE spinebuster. He calls for the LEATHERWHIP on Ex. He picks him up and HITS THE LEATHERWHIP!!! The cover...1.....2.....FISCHER STOPS IT!!

LB gets up and clotheslines Fischer. He grabs RF and hits the ANOTHER LEATHERWHIP ON RF!!! But LB grabs the chair and SLAPS it across the face of RF. Fischer falls out of the ring as LB grabs Ex and piledrives him on the mat. Fischer is busted open from the chair shot. LB whips Ex to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Ex ducks and back body drops LB over the top rope. Rf slides back in the ring but Ex is there to meet him with a kick to the face. Ex delivers a brainbuster followed by a fischermans suplex. He punches the cut on RF's head and even BITES IT!! Ex has lost it...the title is worth biting a man's head. He sets RF on the top rope, but Rf delivers two headbutts and knocks him off the top rope. RF jumps off the top rope with a missle dropkick, but Ex moves. RF lands on the mat and Ex kicks him in the gut and HITS THE HIGH LIFE PEDIGREE!! Ex goes for the cover, BUT LB runs in and pushes Ex out of the ring. LB hooks the leg of Fischer.....1....2...3 LB RETAINS HIS TITLE!!! Ex can't believe it. Ryan Fischer is a bit stunned as well. The ref hands the title to LB as he holds it high, Fischer gets up and looks at LB...things may pop off here. No...Fischer raises LBs hand and points to him as the winner. Ex is FUMING outside the ring.

Winner: Leatherback

In the back Michael Cole walks up to Asylum and David Crowe.

MC: You guys have stooped to a new low by attacking Red Leaf before your Hell in the Cell match. What were you guys thinking?

DC: Nothing...

MC: Nothing??

Asy: Nothing because we didn't do it. We wanted to show Red the meaning of pain in this Cell. But someone had other plans for RLE.

DC: Oh well...looks like Perry is by himself..AGAIN. This should be fun...

Asy: Oh yes...

MC: So you guys didn't do anything?

Both: No...

MC; Oh great...this doesn't look too good.

Who could have attacked Red Leaf in the back??

Tag Team Titles-Hell In the Cell
Asylum and David Crowe vs "Devestator" Jason Perry and Red Leaf Express

Perry comes out first and gets in the ring as they lower the cage around the ring. Perry grabs the mic and begins to talk:

Perry: "Well guys, it looks like you did it! We’ve been telling everyone who would listen that now that Red Leaf is healed we’d be taking our belts back! But Asylum and David Crowe couldn’t have that, now could they? Here we are, all ready to go and tear you two a new pair of *bleep* holes! (crowd cheers wildly) and you two decide to lay out Express again so that you could have an easy 2 on 1 with me in the cage! Well you thought wrong!!! There is no easy match with the Devestator when a cage is involved!!! AND… This is NOT going to be a 2 on 1!!! I spoke to Sloan after that little "incident" in the back and he agreed that this needed to be a fair match so let me introduce to you my partner for tonight’s event… (suddenly on the JumboTron we see the message "Feel the Burn" and the crowd goes wild as Mad Dragon comes walking from the back) MAD DRAGON!!!! (Dragon walks to the ring and enters through the cage door. Both men shake hands and then turn and face the curtain) Soooooo….. all things considered, I guess that brings us to this – BRING IT!!!"

Asylum’s music hits and then Asylum and David Crowe come out next with the tag belts raised high over head! They walk to the ring and toss the belts onto the announcer’s table and then get into the ring… Asylum grabs a mic and then looks at Perry and Dragon and says…

Asylum: "As much as I know you guys would like to blame us, you got it wrong this time. We didn’t beat Red Leaf Express but we ARE gonna beat YOU!!!"

Asylum drops the mic and all four men go at it, as the ref locks the door! Crowe tackles Perry and both men start rolling around the ring as Asylum tries to hit a clothesline on Dragon, but a Drop Toe Hold sends him careening face first into the cage! Dragon takes off his Red Leaf Express t-shirt and wraps it around Asylum’s head and then uses it for leverage to rake Asylum’s forehead across the steel mesh… man, looks like he grating cheese in there!!! Crowe pulls up Perry and whips him over the top rope, trapping the big man against the steel mesh wall… he then sees Dragon and tackles him off of Asylum! Crowe pulls up Dragon and then hits a DDT!!! Dragon’s head just got slammed into the mat.

Asylum gets up and then both men lift Dragon into the air and throw him head first into the steel like a dart!!! Dragon slams head first into the mesh and then collapses! Asylum pulls up the now bloodied Dragon and holds him up as Crowe starts hitting him in the head over and over trying to open the cut more! Dragon is being rocked as the blood is now pouring freely from the cut above his right eye!

Perry pulls himself free and then comes running and kicks Crowe in the head with a Big Boot! Crowe collapses to the mat as Perry turns his attention to Asylum. Asylum jumps into the air and grabs the top of the cage and then kicks Perry in the chest… Perry stumbles back, rights himself and comes back! Asylum tries again, but this time Perry grabs his feet and hangs on! Perry smiles at Asylum and pulls!!! Asylum comes crashing back first to the mat!!! Perry hangs onto the legs and falls backwards, catapulting Asylum head first into the cage!!! Asylum is bloodied up now too!!!

Perry continues his assault on Asylum as we see Dragon and Crowe going at it in the other end of the ring. Crowe rakes Dragon’s eyes and then grabs him by the hair and runs him into the cage wall! Dragon is staggered as Crowe sets him up and lands a big Spinning Back Kick to the head! Dragon is rocked and Crowe smiles… Crowe hits a series of kicks to the side until Dragon manages to catch one and sends him crashing to the mat with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip!!! Dragon follows it up by locking on the NO CURE FOR THE MADNESS!!! You can’t win by submission in this match, but Dragon doesn’t care, he’s trying to inflict as much pain as he can! The crowd cheers him on as Dragon bends Crowe backwards in half!

Perry plants Asylum into the mat with a Snap Suplex and then gets up and goes top to the middle rope – Flying Knee Drop but no one’s there! Perry hits hard and grabs his knee in pain! Asylum grabs his leg and hits a Spinning Leg Lock putting tremendous pressure on Perry’s knee! Asylum jumps up in the air and comes down hard across Perry’s knee! He pulls Perry to the ropes and traps his foot between the 2nd and 3rd ropes! Perry is frantically trying to pull his leg free as Asylum continues to hit Knee Drops and Heel Kicks to the hurt knee.

Dragon releases Crowe and he drops to the mat in pain. Dragon gets up and goes over to Asylum and pulls him off of Perry! Dragon and Asylum start exchanging punches… big right hands from each man keep the blood flowing from the head wounds each has suffered. Dragon whips Asylum into the wall and then hits a Belly to Belly Suplex… Dragon gets up and then frees Perry. They make their way to the door but it is locked! The ref is trying to find the key but is too late as Asylum comes running up and Drop Kicks both men into the wall!

The ref just gets the door opened when Asylum reaches through and pulls it shut again. Crowe now joins the fray and the champs hit Double Belly to Back Suplexes on the challengers! Asylum and Crowe line up Dragon and Perry on the mat and then Asylum whips Crowe into the ropes and hits a Back Body Drop into a Super Swanton Bomb on both men!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! As Crowe rolls off of them, Asylum goes up top and comes off with a Double 5-Star Frog Splash! Man, I haven’t seen Dragon and Perry manhandled like this in a long.. hell, never!

Asylum pulls up Perry and drops the big man with a Spinning Neck Breaker! Crowe pulls up Dragon and sends him crashing back to the mat with an Enziguri!!! Dragon and Perry are both down… Suddenly there’s a buzz in the audience, what the heck is going on? Holy crap, on the ramp! IT’S BLUE TORNADO!!! What is he doing here?!? I thought he was retired!!!

Blue Tornado comes down to ringside and starts slamming on the side of the cage telling Dragon and Perry to get up! Asylum and Crowe stop their beatings and turn their attention to Tornado! They tell him to get lost and he says "No, He just got back – What? Didn’t they miss him?!?" Asylum and Crowe start yelling at him through the cage to mind his own business!!! Tornado just smiles and says "Aw, come on, can’t we all just get along?" and Asylum and Crowe respond by kicking the cage and telling him that his mother and dad weren’t married and that his mother was a canine. Tornado tisk tisk’s them and then tells them to turn around! Asylum and Crowe tell him, yea sure, but then turn around and there’s Dragon and Perry!!! Dragon hits a Super Kick as Perry lands a Big Boot sending both men bouncing off the wall! Dragon hits an Olympic Slam on Asylum as Crowe is leveled with a Clothesline From HELL!!! The crowd cheers wildly as Dragon and Perry continue the beatings!

Dragon dumps Asylum over the far ropes and then drop Crowe on top of him… Dragon and Perry walk to the cage door and the ref starts fumbling with the lock again. He drops the key and Tornado picks it up… he unlocks the door and then starts to open it as Dragon exits the ring – SLAM!!! Tornado just slammed the door into Dragon’s head!!! Perry looks at him and says "what the hell?!?" Just then Crowe and Asylum hit from behind! Dragon tumbles out of the door and crumbles to the floor as Tornado slams the door shut and locks it again.

Winners and New Tag Team Champions: Jason Perry and Mad Dragon

Perry is double-teamed by Asylum and Crowe… Kick to the mid-section by Crowe followed by an Ax Kick by Asylum! Perry is down in the ring and they start kicking the hell out of him! On the outside of the ring, Tornado is kneeling over Dragon and slamming him in the head over and over with a closed fist!!! Asylum pulls up Perry and then Double DDT in the ring!!! Crowe jumps into the air and lands a Knee Drop to the back of the head. Asylum exits the ring and grabs the tag belts! He throws one to Tornado and brings the other into the ring… Tornado slams the belt into Dragon’s head knocking the Madness unconscious as Crowe pulls up Perry…. STUFFED PILE DRIVER ON THE TAG BELT ON PERRY!!! Oh gawd! Perry is laid on in the ring and Dragon is laying in a pool of his own blood on the arena floor.

Asylum and David Crowe exit the ring as Blue Tornado throws the tag belt onto the lifeless form of Mad Dragon. All three of them stand there and laugh for a moment and then head to the back… We have new tag champs, but at what price, at what damn price!!!

We go over the rise to power of Commissioner Todd as we see the crooked decisions and matches he has made. Then we see the return of Alec Diablo and his request for a rematch for the World Title. We see the discussions of both men as it has lead to this.

"Down with the Sickness" plays as Commish Todd walks out to a MASSIVE chorus of BOOS. He saunters down the ring with a smile on his face. What could he be smiling about??? He gets in the ring and grabs the mic...

CT: Above me is a briefcase...as you all can see. Alec Diablo's ignorant ass made a challenge for a TLC match WITH NOTHING TO PUT AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! Genuis...isn't he? Well I thought of something to put at the top of the ladder. Last week as I was NOMINATED as special guest ref for the tag team main event between Wicked, Draven and Studdly and Mike...I was MADE FAMOUS by Mr. Diablo. Well....I AM the Commish...and he has NO right to put his hands on me. And that's what the contract for this match said...he couldn't put his hands on me until TODAY!! So...I'm being fair...above the ring hovers a case with his SUSPENSION papers in them. If he wins....he won't be suspended. IF he loses....HE WILL BE OUT OF HERE FOR 30 DAYS!!! Now bring...the VICTIM down here.

TLC Match
Alec Diablo vs Commissioner Todd

"Judith" plays as Alec Diablo walks out to a KILLER POP from the fans. He doesn't wait as he runs down the ramp and past the stacked tables, ladders, and chairs. He slides in as the bell rings. he clotheslines Todd and punches the hell out of him. The fans are in a frenzy as he whips him to the ropes and back elbows him out of the ring. He follows Todd and rams him into the pole, then the steps, then the floor. AD grabs a chair and CRACKS TODD IN THE SKULL!!! AND THE COMMISH IS BLOODY!! I'm sure EVERYONE is loving that. AD slides him in the ring and grabs a table. He is wasting no time tonight. He sets the table up and grabs Mr. Todd. He grabs him and HITS THE FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

ALREADY he has demolished Todd. AD wears a smile of HAPPINESS as he says...."IT'S NOT OVER YET!!". He grabs Todd and slaps him in his bloody face. He whips him into the ropes and back body drops him on the chair. Todd is hurt in a bad way. AD places him on the top rope and calls for a superplex...but Mean Mike runs down the aisle. He gets in the ring and grabs AD from off the top rope and WRECKING MACHINE POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE BROKEN TABLE!!!! Remember...NO DQ!! The challenger for the World Title picks up Diablo and CHOKESLAMS HIM ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! AD hits violently as MM helps Mr. Todd. He slaps him to wake him up. Mr. Todd gets a second breath as MM leaves the ring. Todd smiles as he witnesses AD's broken body on the floor outside. Todd grabs a chair and rests it on the face of AD. He grabs another chair and SMASHES it on his face. AD's body jerks as he grabs his face. Blood drips through his fingers...his nose could be broken. Mr. Todd BLASTS AD with the chair again. He is trying to kill the former champ. AGAIN Todd hits him. AD's nose is a bloody mess as his eyes water from the blow to the face.

Mr. Todd tosses AD in the ring and sets a table up on the outside. He places a bunch of chairs on the table. He gets in the ring and muscles AD on the top rope. He struggles since Todd isn't the most muscular man...lol. Todd rears back with a chair and CRACKS AD in the head AGAIN!!! AD falls off the top rope and THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE!!!! GOOD GOD DID YOU SEE THAT??? Todd is loving it as he goes outside and sets up the ladder. He has it up and starts to climb. he taunts the crowd as he points to the breif case. AD is up and struggling to get in the ring...he slides in and hops to his feet. He se's Todd and GRABS Todd by his BALLS!!! Todd's face tells the story as DIABLO RIPS TODD OFF THE LADDER!!!!! DAAAAAMMMNNN that had to hurt!! Diablo is vicious. He grabs Todd and tosses him into the ladder. Diablo takes the ladder down and RAMS it into the gut of Todd. He DDT"s him on the ladder and places his leg in between the ladder. He STOMPS on it as Todd screams in pain. Diablo does it again and then drags Todd to the middle of the ring. He slaps on a FIGURE FOUR and Todd is screaming...TODD is tapping...but there is nothing he can do.

Diablo sets up the ladder and starts to climb it as Todd crawls on the ground. Diablo is at the very top UNTIL BLUE TORNADO RUNS OUT OF THE CROWD!!! BT climbs the ladder and INVERTED DDT'S AD OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!! DAMN BLUE TORNADO!!! BT helps up Todd as Todd EMBRACES BT!!! Don't tell me Tornado is in HIS pocket too?? BT picks up Diablo and hits a high elevated sidewalk slam. BT leave the ring and hops through the crowd as Todd begins to limp up the ladder. He is gonna win this damn thing. AD is still out as Todd slowy, but surely gets up the ladder. He HAS HIS HANDS ON THE CASE!!! But AD is up and CRACKS Todd in the back of the legs with the CHAIR!!! AD Pushes the ladder over as TODD FALLS OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! AD is down and so is the Commish.

What a battle. Todd is one sneaky SOB. AD stands up and shakes his head off as blood runs down his nose. Todd is up and has NO IDEA where he is. he gets in the ring and falls to the mat. AD hangs on the ropes as Todd stands up..BUT BULL IS RUNNING THE AISLE!!! He gets in the ring and SETS UP TODD!! These two have had their problems as of late. He wants Todd to turn around as he gets ready for the gore....NOOOO HE JUST GORED DIABLO THROUGH THE ROPES!!!! DAMN BULL!!! Bubba gets up as he and Todd HUG!! DAMN THE INNER CIRCLE!!! Bull picks up AD and tosses him in the ring. Todd slaps him and sets up the ladder..he begins to step up the ladder as he gets closer and closer. But AD grabs his ankle and starts to climb up as well. Bull gets in the ring but AD kicks him in the face. Todd is about to crap his pants as AD sets him up....FOR A FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME OFF THE LADDER!!!!!! He just KILLED THE COMMISH!! The fans are going nuts. AD gets up and begins to climb the ladder....one rung...two...three...another....the TOP...and he GRABS THE BREIFCASE!!!!! AD WINS THE MATCH!!!! AD falls to the mat as he clutches his suspension papers. Thank God AD....he made the Commish FAMOUS!!

Winner: Alec Diablo

World Title Match-No DQ
Wicked D vs "Mean" Mike Action

"Down with the Sickness" plays as the CHALLENGER walks out to the BOOS of this LA crowd. MM has been on a roll as of late and he could have D's number tonight. "Nocturnal Supremacy" plays and out walks the CHAMP!! Wicked D hears the ROAR of the crowd as he walks to the ring. Both men meet eye to eye as the belt drops from the waist of D...D rushes the ring and MM rushes out of the ring and they tear into each other. Rights and lefts tear into flesh as they try to pound the hell out one another. D gets the upper hand until MM slams his face into the guard rail. He tosses D over the railing as they spill into the crowd. They battle all the way to the back of the camera stand and walks up the platform. They are going at it. This one hasn't officially begun yet. MM grabs a camera stand and slams it on the back of D. He whips him off the platform as D falls to the concrete. He jumps off with a mic stand, but catches a kick to the gut. Wicked suplexes him on the floor and then puts him back on the platform. D climbs up there and SUPLEXES him off the platform onto the concrete. The fans are rabid for this match.

D drags the big man back to the ring and whips him into the guard rail. D charges at him, and is backbody dropped over the rail. His foot hits the steps as he holds his ankle. MM walks over the rail and kicks him in the back of the head. He tosses him in the ring and levels him with a big leg drop. He tosses D into the ropes as D hobbles off into a POWERSLAM!! The whole ring shook on that one. He places D into the corner and chokes him with his big boot. D slumps into the corner as MM drives a knee into his face. He places D on the top rope, but Wicked kicks him in the face and comes off the top rope with the Tattered and Torn. He quikcly goes back to the top and tries the Napaml Sky BUT MISSES as MM moves out of the way. MM grabs him and chokeslams him to the mat...new champ...1...2..NOOOO! Wicked kicked out. MM whips him to the ropes and levels him with a massive boot the face. He picks him up and delivers a side winding slam. He hooks the leg...1...2...D get the shoulder up. MM is a bit mad as he irish whips him into the ropes and goes for a back baody drop. D jumps in the air and comes down with a fameasser.

He picks him up for a double arm pancake slam. D rolls him over and jumps in the air for a senton back splash. Wicked D shakes off his banged foot and stomps a mudhole into MM. He tosses him to the ropes and hits flying shoulder block. D puts him in the corner and chops him in the neck with a double chop. He headbutts him and hits a tornado DDT out of the corner. D sets him on the top rope and delivers that Sambo Suplex from the second rope. D crawls over and covers him...1...2....FOOT ON THE ROPES BY MEAN MIKE!! These guys both are pulling out the stops. D picks him up and hits a high vertical suplex. he lets him hang in the air ala Bulldog then DROPS him. D slaps on a Texas Cloverleaf and pulls back adding the pressure. He wans the submission from this man. He keeps it on, but MM pushes up and gets to the ropes. D lets go and kicks him out of the ring. MM lays on the apron and D goes out there. He picks him up and hits a gut wrench suplex OFF the apron and THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

The table is SHATTERED as D gets up slowly. He gets his head together and puts him in the ring. He goes for the Napalm Sky again and MISSES!!!! That's TWICE. MM gets up and goes for the Wrecking Machine Powerbomb. D stalls, but MM hits a few hard forearms to the back and gets him up, but D reverses it into a huracanrana. He has the victory roll....1...2...MM kicks out. D goes for a jackhammer suplex, but MM reverses it and hits one of his own. He goes outside the ring and grabs that chair again...he swings back, but D kicks him in the gut and hits a belly to belly suplex. He picks up the chair and goes to hit MM, BUT HITS THE REF!!! MM turns around but D cracks him with the chair. He sets him up...BLESSED ARE THE WICKED!!! He has a cover...here comes the other ref, Catty Racks ...1....2...3. D has won it. WICKED D has just....NOOO Here comes a PATCHED UP COMMISH!!! He is on top of the entrance...

Todd: I don't think so Wicked.... you CLEARLY HIT the first referee trying to get DQ’d..and we don't allow that here in the IHWA! How ever, Mr. Racks, you were NOT the legal ref so the fall does NOT COUNT!!

WHAT?? The crowd is outraged as D holds his title, but NO victory. D stares a hole through the Commish as MM sneaks up behind him!!!! Back Roll UP!!! "Mean" Mike has the trunks!!! The commish slides halfway in and makes the count.. 1.. 2.. 3!!! THAT WAS THE FASTEST COUNT I’VE EVER SEEN!!!

Winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Mean Mike Smith

Commission Todd grabs the World belt and pulls Smith from the ring… Todd slams the belt into Smith’s chest and they both stumble up the ramp as the half full cups fly through the air… Wicked D is standing on the ropes with fire in his eyes! Oh man, what is going to come from this?!?

Night folks! See you at Warzone!!!