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IHWA Wrestler Close-Up
| Wrestler Name: | Damien Cross | ||
| Wrestler's Height: | 6' 2" | ||
| Weight: | 245 lbs | ||
| Style: | Technical/IWA Hardcore Style | ||
| Entry Music: | "Magic Carpet Ride" - Steppenwolf | ||
| Hometown: | Los Angeles | ||
| Finishing Move(s): | The Reckoning (TKO) Cloud 9 (Twisting Moonsault on prone opponent) Overdose (Rings of Saturn) |
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| Description: | Description: Black short hair, brown eyes, and one bad mama jama. His
manager, Big Black Balls Mcgee, is always wearing a crappy red wrestling mask
with a skull magic markered on the front of it. He is usually wearing leisure
suits of wide varieties when he is not in his wrestling gear of black dirty
jeans and a black t-shirt that says "PIMP" on it. Background: Big Black Balls Mcgee was once a prominent wrestler on the West Coast. Where he came from before that is a total mystery. Big Black Balls was scheduled to become the California Light Heavyweight Champion against his opponent, Super Mexicano. Unfortunately, Balls had one to many drinks in a cantina in Mexico the night before the big match and ended up getting himself sold into slavery to a group of high class donkey smugglers. They worked Balls on the Pacific Ocean on the boat known as the "Fat Hippo" for several months, where he was forced to do various odd jobs like barnacle cleaning, gruel cooker, donkey maintenance, and anchor. But he bought himself out of slavery while docked in Japan by winning several big stake games of Mah-Jongg. He immediately found the first bar he could and began to get stupid. He woke up several weeks later and found he had begun work as a Sushi Chef in one of the most popular spots in Tokyo. He made several wrestling contacts and began his second stint in pro wrestling: Under the lights of Sweet Japan Wrestling. He formed a powerful group of other gaijin including Texas Bill, Peroxide Child, Big Ol' Gigolo, and one of his long lost cousins, Gorilla Nutz Mcgee. The impact they had on the promotion was tremendous. The Mcgees won tag team gold several times. The other members had much success as well. The Mcgees had enough of Japan however, and when they saved enough yen, Gorilla Nutz flew to St. Louis and Balls flew to L.A. looking for a shot at getting in the movies. Balls made several contacts with stars such as Frank Sinatra, Rick James, Janis Joplin, Jimi Morrison, etc. by not really doing much of anything except hanging out and drinking amazing amounts of liquor and doing crazy amounts of illegal substances. This turned out to be the source of his energy. One day after going on a bender of Tequila and Tab with Bill Murray and Keith Richards, he saw a dirty child beating a sleeping hobo with a stick. That child was Damien Cross. Damien had become abandoned at a 2 years old and had somehow managed to survive on the streets of L.A. for 7 months. Balls had a revelation that he was supposed to train Cross. They took a train to St. Louis to train with Gorilla Nutz and the rest of the Mcgee clan. Damien grew into a teenager and wrestled or took bumps every day of his stay at the Mcgee F***in' Dojo and House of Holds. But his stay with the Mcgees and their tradition of drinking rotgut whiskey till sunrise made him want to go and see if any thing else was out in the world for him. He became a Crip in Watts somehow...and met Alec Diablo. Alec and Damien became best friends and formed their own gang, the Southside Rydahs. They were linked to several felonies such as late night beatdowns, big pimpin', DWIS, and being all-around menaces but were never convicted. They slowly rose in the criminal hierarchy and eventually sent to meet by the biggest crime boss in the city. It turned out to be ...Big Black Balls Mcgee. Mcgee sent Damien and Alec to the Dojo and they began wrestling in bingo halls, saloons, whorehouses around the Midwest. Diablo went to the AIWF while Damien and Balls formed a tag team down in Puerto Rico and became champions. Meanwhile Sherman Blow enlisted in the Mcgee House of Holds and went through they're rigid 2-week training program and also became a big-money wrestler. Damien and Balls waited until the time was right to make a DEEP IMPACT in the IHWA. Along with Deep Impact Members Diablo, Extreme, Big Jim Slade, and the Freight Train of Pain Leatherback, they began a feud with the Mad Dragon, temporarily took out Cobra and Ra, and went on a rampage throughout the IHWA. Damien won the Hardcore Title in a brutal match against Kid Suicide. He had several classic battle such as the first ever 4 Boxes match against X-Factor and several matches against Mad Dragon, Cobra, Wolf, and others. He defended the belt against all comers until Big Black Balls Mcgee's old nemesis, Officer Larry Cisco, made a sudden unwanted intrusion into the lives of the Old School Los Angeles Connection. Forcing their Impala into a swamp in the Florida Keys, the duo were lost in the wilderness. They wandered to the Ocean where a group of Columbian Drug Pirates were docked. They were captured and put into slavery. Balls just said "Here we go again." They were let free in Tibet because of Balls' rampant thievery of their cargo and Balls began wandering around Asia receiving lessons in many supernatural powers while Damien went to the dojo of the Happy Squirrel Fighting Tribe and studied their secret lethal fighting style. Now they are back and pissed... |
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| Manager: | Big Black Balls Mcgee | ||
| Manager Name: | Yes | ||
| Will Manager Interfere: | Hell Yea! | ||
| Foreign Objects Used: | They'll both use anything but Balls opts for chairs and liquor bottles. | ||
| E-Mail Address: | JohnBertarellis@aol.com | ||
| ICQ#: | N/A | ||
| Group Affiliation: | N/A | ||
| ** TAG TEAM INFORMATION ** | |||
| Team Name: | Old School Los Angeles Connection | ||
| Team Members: | Damien Cross and Big Black Balls McGee | ||
| Style: | Rock n' Roll Express | ||
| Team Finisher: | Corkscrew Inverted Balls In Yo' Mouth. (Hurricanrana from the top rope by Balls. Corkscrew splash by Damien.) |
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