August 20, 2000

Coming to you tonight from the Fleet Center, in the heart of Boston, home of the tea party and the center of the American Revolution… the Internet Hardcore Wrestling Association brings you the greatest wrestling going today… Now sit back and relax if you can, as we prepare to take you…

TO HELL AND BACK!!!

Pyros explode all around the arena as the crowd of 40,000 plus go WILD!!! We’re on the air!!! No time is wasted as we head to the ring for the first match of the night!

* Eliminator vs. Mike Rection *

Mike Rection and the other members of the Wasted Youth Crew come down to the ring first… their music blaring from the speakers letting everybody know that this Pay Per View is UNDER WAY!!! Rection sends his buddies back to the back of the arena… Mike Xtreme asks him if he’s sure but Rection ensures them that he knows what he’s doing and the rest of the WYC head to the back. Mike Rection is stretching out in the ring when suddenly the lights go out and two massive pyros go off at the top of the ramp… the new and improved Eliminator appears at the top of the ramp surrounded by his druids… He is dressed in a black robe with blood red flames adorning it and his face is painted like a blood red skull with black outlines. He raises his arms high into the air and all four corner posts blow a stack of flame high into the air startling both Mike Rection and the ref… Eli sends the druids to the back and then makes his way to the ring… The 6’6" Eliminator jumps up to the apron and steps over the top rope and into the ring… he walks to the middle of the ring and stands nose to nose (actually more like chest to nose) with the 5’10 cruiser weight they call Mike Rection. Can Rection overcome this 8" and 50 pound difference? Well, we’re about to see as the ref calls for the bell!!!

Eli stands a full head taller than Mike Rection and starts laughing at the cruiserweight… Eli raises his hand high above Rection’s head, challenging the smaller man to a test of strength… This is nuts! Rection can’t match strength with Eli… Rection tries to lock up, but he isn’t tall enough! Eli is now laughing even harder at his opponent, infuriating Rection who suddenly gets an idea and hits a big drop kick right on the knee of Eliminator sending the big man to one knee… Rection takes advantage and hits Eli in the head with a big Eriguizi followed quickly by a Rolling Inside Cradle! 1.. NO!!! Quick kickout by the terror known as Eliminator. Rection off the ropes and levels the still kneeling Eli with Flying Cross Body Block! 1.. NO!!! Eli THROWS Rection off of him… Rection flies high into the air and then lands on the ref!

Eli is up and grabs Rection and sends him hard into the corner! Rection bounces off the turn buckles and is immediately leveled by a gigantic Power Slam!!! Eli doesn’t go for the pin though and instead lifts the smaller man up by his neck and off the mat… HANGMAN!!! Rection is struggling both for breath and freedom but to no avail! Eli turns and throws Rection like a rag doll hard into the corner and Rection crumbles… Eli turns his attention to the ref and goes about bringing him around… When the big man turns his attention back to Rection he is surprised to see him not in a crumpled heap but standing on the top turnbuckle!!! Eli looks surprised as Rection launches himself off of the top and onto Eli’s shoulders… looks like he’s going for the Major Rection Hurricanranna!!! NO!!! Eli saw it coming and uses his superior size and strength to turn it into a devastating Power Bomb!!! Easy cover now.. 1.. 2.. 3!!!

Winner by pinfall: Eliminator

Eli grabs Rection and is holding him with one hand by the neck as he calls to his druids…. Out come the men in full black and they are pushing something towards the ring… what is that? OH MY GAWD!!! IS THAT?!? YES!!! IT’S A COFFIN!!! The druids push the coffin to ring side and open it! Eli lifts Rection high off the mat, walks to the side of the ring and drops him into the coffin!!! Suddenly from the back, here comes the rest of the Wasted Youth Crew!!! Mike Xtreme, Kid Suicide and Flyboy run to ring side and clobber the druids! Eli climbs out of the ring and goes toe to toe with Xtreme, the biggest of the Crew as the Kid and Flyboy free Rection from the coffin… we go to back with this melee still going strong…

VP Sloan and VP Smith are shown in the back looking around for something…

Sloan: "Have you seen Sean? I was gonna ride over with him to the basket ball court for his match with Young, but I can’t find him…"

Smith: "No, man, haven’t seen him at all…"

Sloan: "Damn, well can you help me look for him? We need to get going if he’s gonna be there in time… "

Smith: "Sure…"

Both members of the IHWA Administration team start looking for the IHWA President… I hope he’s alright.

Back to the ring

* Cobra vs. Red Leaf Express *

Red Leaf Express comes out to a nice pop from the crowd as they show that they still love their hero. Cobra comes out to a huge pop as the ICON takes his time getting to the ring to conserve his energy for later on tonight. The bell rings as these two superstars lock up.

These two know each other well. Red Leaf Express hits an arm drag, but Cobra hits one of his own. Both men back off then lock up again. Cobra over powers him and scoop slams him to the mat. Red Leaf Express gets up and is slammed again. Cobra slaps on a wrist lock but Red Leaf Express rolls out of it and reverses the hold. Cobra ducks under and goes behind Red Leaf Express. He hits a release German suplex on Red Leaf Express. Red Leaf Express is stunned as Cobra clotheslines him down. Cobra whips him to the ropes and Red Leaf Express leap frogs then hits a tremendous drop kick on Cobra. Cobra holds his jaw as Red Leaf Express goes for another but misses. Cobra drops a quick elbow onto Red Leaf Express’s head. He goes for a second one but Red Leaf Express moves and gut wrench suplexes Cobra as he gets up.

Red Leaf applies a knee lock that has Cobra reaching for the ropes. Red Leaf Express lets go and whips Cobra to the ropes hitting a back body drop. He goes for another leg lock but Cobra rolls him up for a two count. Cobra gets up and Red Leaf Express goes for a Japanese Arm Drag but is short clotheslined. Cobra sets him up and delivers a piledriver. RLf goes down grasping his neck. Cobra hits a swinging neck breaker followed by a cradle DDT. Red Leaf Express is down as he holds his neck. Cobra puts on a reverse chin lock and applies pressure. Red Leaf Express starts to get a second wind and hits Cobra with a few elbows to the gut. He bounces off the ropes only to be belly to belly suplexed by Cobra. Cobra lifts him up and hits a fallaway slam. Cobra sets him up and drops him with a hangmans neckbreaker. He goes for another piledriver but Red Leaf Express flips over and kicks him in the ribs....powerbomb by Red Leaf Express.

Both men are down....Cobra gets up first but is suckered into a double arm DDT by Red Leaf Express. Red Leaf Express tries a tombstone but Cobra reverses him and hits one of his own. Red Leaf Express looks real dazed but manages to duck a clothesline and catch Cobra with a superkick. Red Leaf Express whips Cobra into the ropes...but Cobra ducks the high cross body....COBRA DROP ON Red Leaf Express!!!! IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! 1..2...3. Cobra wins it. What a good quick win for the ICON.

Winner: Cobra

* B-Ball Court Street Fight *

Prez Faeth vs. VP Young

We are at the Boston Basketball Court located near the arena where President Faeth and VP Young are going to slug it out in a "Boston Basketball Court Street Fight." It is a BEAUTIFUL Day outside, which means GREAT FIGHTING WEATHER. The camera pans around and there they are! VP Young and Prez Faeth are circling each like a couple of rabid dogs! The IHWA SOLD OUT Crowd watches this on the Jumbotron.

Both VP and PF have their hands up and ready to fight. They are underneath a basketball hoop when VP hits a knee lift and KONKS PF's head into the basketball pole! PF stumbles back and is met with several right hands by VP. VP is putting on an offensive clinic...........right hands to the face, the stomach, back to the face. PF is dazed and confused when VP charges him and gets back body dropped onto the free throw line! OUCH! VP gets up and holds his back. Now it is Prez Faeth's turn.

Body slam by Prez Faeth. Elbow drop. Both men have been training for this one. PF kneels down and hits several right hands to the face of VP Young. Young though pokes Faeth in the eyes. PF claws at his eyes,

meanwhile VP Young grabs a basketball. OOOHHHHH.......unit-shot by VP Young to the jubblies of Prez Faeth. AND WHAT IS THIS???? A Pick-up game has started at the other end of the court! 4 overweight gentlmen in their late 30's/early 40's have started to play! They shoot around while VP lays into PF with even more right hands. DIDN'T THE IHWA BOTHER TO GET THIS COURT BLOCKED OFF??? I guess not.........that's budget cuts for ya.

VP Young hits a CRIPPLING DDT! Our first cover of the match; 1.........2.........no! PF kicks out! VP can't believe it. VP argues with the ref when the OVERWEIGHT GENTLEMEN'S BASKETBALL COMES ROLLING DOWN TO 'OUR' HALF OF THE COURT! Oh come on now! We are TRYING to have

a street-fight! But now one of the fat guy's speaks up.

Fat Guy #1: (has his hands on his knees gasping for breath. Remember they have been playing for all of 5 seconds.) Hey.............a little help..........please!

The camerman scurries over and kicks the ball to them. They have a cigarette break. VP Young is now stomping Prez right in the head. VP reaches into his pocket to pull out some knucks. He goes to hit Faeth

who is lying on the ground.............YES! RIGHT IN THE JAW! And Again! And Again! And Again! Prez Faeth is out! VP gets up, smiles and brushes off his hands. BUT WHAT IS THIS??? A limo has pulled

up..........it's EXTREME! What in the hell is Extreme doing here??? Cover by VP: 1..........2.........Extreme pulls VP off! Why in the hell did he do that? VP looks pissed at first, but sees it is Extreme.

Extreme: You wanna manage me tonight or not?

VP Young: Hell yes I do, but first let me just cover.......

Extreme: (grabs VP by the arm and throws him in the direction of the limo.) No time for covers.........We gotta clean you up. Go, go, go!

VP gets in the DI limo. Extreme is ready to go but then he notices the fat guys, fresh off their cigarette break, playing again. Extreme laughs...........and where is he going? He is sprinting towards the fat guys! He runs in the middle of their game, steals their ball, and slams it home! All in one fell swoop! Extreme then takes the ball and drop kicks it about fifty yards over the fence and into traffic! The fat guys have their hands on their shoulders. Extreme sprints to the limo, but before he gets in he yells to the fat guys.

Extreme: Blow Me!!!!!

The limo drives off, I guess they are coming back to the arena. Has Extreme hooked up with VP Young??? I guess we will find out shortly!

Back to the ring!

* 3-Way Ladder Match, Hardcore Title *

Asylum vs. Montrose vs. Mike Xtreme

Howard Dweeble walks down and climbs in the ring. He grabs the mic and starts us off…

Dweeble: The next match will be for the IHWA Hardcore Title! First, standing 6’8 and weighing in at 278 pounds, the enforcer of the Wasted Youth Crew… he is Mike XxxxxxxxxxTREME!!!!

Mike Xtreme comes out of the back with the rest of the Wasted Youth Crew… he tells them to hold up and then heads down to the ring by himself…

Dweeble: Next up, standing 6’8 and weighing in at a massive 375 pounds, the man they call the Silent But Violent Giant, MONTROSE!!!!

Montrose and Cobra come out together… as they make their way to the top of the ramp, the other members of the Crew are there and Cobra tells them to get out of the way! They start to refuse when Montrose steps in front of Cobra and the crew figures that without Xtreme it’s better to live to fight another day and give way to Cobra and Montrose. The crew doesn’t hold back giving up the dirty looks but keep their comments to themselves. Montrose heads down to the ring as Cobra gives some final words of encouragement and then heads to the back.

Dweeble: And finally, from the Halls of the Sanitarium, standing 6’ 3" tall and weighing in at 262 pounds, he is YOUR IHWA HARDCORE CHAMPION… ASYLUM!!!

Asylum comes out with the Hardcore title around his waist and runs to the ring.

Dweeble: And your referee for tonight’s match is Neville Leadbottom.

Asylum jumps into the ring and hands the belt to the ref who hooks it to the wire and watches it raise into the air. Dweeble bails out of the ring as the ref calls for the bell …

Montrose turns and levels Xtreme with a big Punch to the back of the head! Asylum rushes at Montrose but is immediately leveled by a Flying Lariat!!! Montrose is standing over the fallen champion and doesn’t see Mike Xtreme come up from behind and send the giant crashing to the canvas with a Belly to Back Suplex!!! Montrose lands hard on his neck and shoulders… Xtreme goes over to take advantage of this when suddenly he is looking at the lights after Asylum took out his legs! Asylum grabs one of Xtreme’s legs and drops his whole body weight onto the lower abdomen of Xtreme… Xtreme grabs himself in pain… Asylum locks on a Fujiwara Leg Lock and Xtreme yells out in pain! Montrose is up and drops a knee across the head of Asylum, knocking the senses out of the Hardcore Champ… Asylum releases the hold and grabs his head.

Montrose grabs Asylum and lifts him off the mat… He sets him up and hits a big Powerbomb! Suddenly Mike Xtreme comes off the top turnbuckle with a Money Shot like body shot on both men! Montrose is slightly shaken up but Asylum seems to have taken the brunt of the blow… Mike Xtreme is up and rolls out of the ring to grab the first ladder… he slides it under the ropes as Montrose brings Asylum to his feet. He sends the champ into the ropes and hits him with the ROID RAGE!!! Oh damn, Roid Rage on the Hardcore Champion!!! Montrose covers the fallen champ as Xtreme sets up the ladder… the ref taps Montrose on the shoulder and tells him that pins don’t count and then points to the ladder… Mike Xtreme is halfway up the ladder when Montrose pushes the ladder over sending Xtreme over the top rope to the floor. The ladder, carried by the momentum of the push and Xtreme’s body weight, bounces off the top rope and slings back into Montrose, staggering the big man…

Asylum is up now and grabs the ladder… instead of setting it up again though, he uses a suplex to send the metal ladder crashing into Montrose, knocking the man monster to the mat. Asylum sets up the ladder again and starts to climb up after his belt but sees Mike Xtreme climbing back onto the apron. Asylum gets just below the belt when he sees Xtreme coming off the top rope and hitting the ladder with a Flying Shoulder Block sending the champion tumbling to the mat. Xtreme is down holding his shoulder and Asylum is lying in the corner trying to shake off the cobwebs. Montrose is back up and drops a Double Sledge on the back of Mike Xtreme! Again!!!

Montrose sets up the ladder and starts up when suddenly Kid Suicide comes out with a mic and calls to him… Suicide points to the Jumbo Tron on which appears a… news cast?!? On the screen we see Mr. Black being led from a courtroom in handcuffs, tears streaming down his face… Montrose stops halfway up the ladder, drops to the mat and walks to ring ropes closest to the screen and watches as a female news reporter comes on the screen. We hear that Mr. Black has been sentenced to two years in the federal penitentiary for his part in the steroid scandal… Montrose looks stunned standing there watching this and doesn’t see Mike Xtreme run up behind him and send Montrose sprawling head first into the guardrail!!! Montrose is out with blood POURING from an open wound in his mask! Xtreme waves thanks to the Kid and then starts up the ladder… as he gets to the top and starts to reach for the belt, Asylum grabs his ankles and crotches Xtreme on top of the ladder!!! Xtreme tumbles from the top and Asylum takes his place on the ladder… He reaches up and … GOT IT!!!

Winner and still IHWA Hardcore Champion: Asylum

What a match… what a freaking great match!!!

* TV title, Fatal 4 Way *

Gargoyle vs. Blue Tornado vs. Jason Perry vs. Angel

The history of the TV title is shown with clips of all four men feuding over the belt. Angel comes out first as the big man steps over the top rope with ease. Gargoyle comes out next to a great pop, but he doesn't enter the ring. Instead he is waiting in the aisle way. Blue Tornado comes out and AMANDA PAYNE is with him. Gargs is furious as he lays right into BT. He ignores Amanda’s cries. Jason Perry runs out and then Angel jumps out of the ring and meets up with him. All four men are going at it. Gargs and BT spill out into the crowd and JP and Angel make it into the ring. The match finally starts as the bell rings.

Jp is whipped off the ropes and powerslammed by Angel. Meanwhile Gargs levels BT with a chair as BT is split open. Gargs strangles him with the camera chord and pounds on the open cut. Back in the ring Angel lifts up JP and drops him neck first on the top rope. Perry drops to the ground as Angel drops his huge leg across his chest. JP weezes for air. He is whipped to the ropes again but catches Angel with a slingshot clothesline. Perry turns him around and drops him with a stunner. On the outside Bt is whipped into the steps and nailed with the ring bell. Gargs is all over him. Gargs picks him up and gives him the FALL FROM GRACE on the outside. BT is down and out as Gargs slides into the ring and attacks Angel along with Perry. They toss Angel to the ropes and double drop kick him. JP picks him up and gargs comes off the ropes with a clothesline ala the Hart Foundation.

Angel goes down and Gargs enzeguries JP out of nowhere. Perry flies out of the ring and Gargs drops Angel with a pedigree. Bt shakes it off but Perry catches him with a side kick to the face. Bt is down again but manages to slam JP back first into the post. In the ring Angel grabs a leap frogging Gargs by the throat and chokeslams him. Bt hops in the ring, bloody forehead and all, and snap mares Angel. He drops a knee onto Angels face only to be belly to back suplexed by Gargs. Perry sneaks in and low blows Gargs. Bt gets up but is nailed with the DEATHSGRIP by Angel and is ELIMINATED.

Bt gets up slowly but is attacked again by Gargs as Amanda Payne comes down and tries to get Ian off of him. Ian just stares at her through the Gargoyle mask with a blank look in his eyes until he is russian leg sweeped by JP. Perry hits a Greetings from Ashbury Park pile driver on Gargs. Angel catches his breath and levels JP from behind. Angel hits a super inverted DDT on Jp as his head bounces off the mat. Angel goes for a cover but Perry kicks out. Gargs gets up and spears Perry then sidewalk slams a charging Angel. Gargs seems very demented as he walks out of the ring and grabs the TV title belt. He goes to hit Perry with it but Perry ducks and Angel kicks the belt right into Gargs face. JP sees the opening and dropkicks Angel in the knee. He slaps on a figure four leg lock as wrenches back on Angels leg. Gargs goes up top while he shakes the belt shot off and comes off the top rope onto Angel with a frog splash. He goes back up top and does the same but this time to JP. Gargs lifts up Perry and hits the Fall From grace on him and gets the cover. Perry has been ELIMINATED.

Angel tries to shake off the results of the figure four but has his legs swept from underneath him by Gargs. Gargs grabs the title belt but the ref takes it out of his hands. He turns back around after arguing with the ref and is dropped with a big boot. Angel picks up Gargs and SLAMS him to the mat with a side walk slam. Followed by a side suplex. Angel seems in control. He tries for another chokeslam but is caught with a small package. A two count is made. Gargs gets up and goes to clothesline Angel but receives a super powerbomb for his troubles. Angel hits a butterfy powerbomb next and yet another pin attempt with only a two. BT runs back out and grabs a chair. Gargs uses the ropes to get back up as BT goes to hit Gargs with the chair but Gargs falls and Angel gets BLASTED. Gargs sees this and falls right onto Angel...1...2...3.

We have a NEW TV champ in Gargoyle. Gargoyle drops the title and goes right after Bt as officials run down the aisle to stop this. They break it up as Gargs locks eyes with Amanda. She just shakes her head as Gargs stares at her. He looks at the TV title and rejoices but sheds a sign of sadness in his eyes as he walks to the back still looking at Amanda Payne.

Winner and NEW TV champ: Gargoyle

Amanda checks on the condition of the other men as Gargoyle raises the belt high and disappears into the back…

The bell tolls three times slowly and we have our Main Event! The lights dim, and fireworks are set from the Cell! This capacity crowd is ready! The cell lowers from the ceiling and the lights come back on. As it is lowering, IHWA Ring Announcer Howard Dweeble explains the rules of War Games!

* Hell In A Cell, War Game Rules *

Extreme/Alec Diablo/Damien Cross vs. Mad Dragon/Cobra/Ra

Howard Dweeble: The cage is lowering........the wrestlers are ready, but ARE YOU READY FOR WAR GAMES?!?!?

The crowd gives a massive pop.

Howard Dweeble: Here are the rules for War Games: There are 5 periods in War Games.

Period 1: Each team will send in a man. They wrestle for 5 minutes.

An IHWA Official in the back will administer a coin toss. The winner of the coin toss sends in their second man.

Period 2: The winners of the coin toss have two men in. Once their second wrestler has come down, 2 minutes elapse.

Period 3: The losers of the coin toss send in THEIR second man once that 2 minutes has expired. When the loser of the toss' second man has entered, another 2 minutes go by.

Period 4: Once THAT 2 minutes has expired, the winners of the coin toss get their third, and final man, in the ring. 2 more minutes expire before period 5, when the losers of the coin toss send in their FINAL MAN! It is then that the Cell WILL BE LOCKED and the War Games BEGIN!!!

Crowd applauds and the decibel level is through the roof!

Howard Dweeble: More rules for War Games..........there are NO pinfalls, count-outs or disqualification’s. Victory can only be achieved when someone surrenders or submits. The official has FINAL SAY in every matter. Now having stated the rules........I'll ask you again........ARE YOU READY FOR WAR GAMES!?!?!

The crowd is pumped! The cell is in place and here we go!

"Suercharger Heaven" plays over the P.A. and the BRAND NEW IHWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Wolf, comes out to a chorus of boos! He dons the pinstripes, and the IHWA World strap around his waist. Listen to this crowd! No respect for The Wolf! He makes that slow walk down the aisle and into the cell. He gets in and waits for the first participant. Who will it be?????

"American Bad Ass" plays over the P.A. and here come some more boos! Out walks Extreme. He stands at the top of the aisle. But is VP Young with him? Yes he is! And oh my! He has his hair slicked back and he is in what appears to be a VERY expensive Armani suit. His music continues to play and they walk down to the ring. Extreme is climbing the cell! He climbs up and on top of the cell......this is dangerous........and he extends his arms for all to see! And when the boos are returned, he flips everyone in the arena off! Extreme climbs down, gets in the cell, and waits for the first representative from his opposition.

Ra's music hits and here, finally, are some cheers! Ra sprints down......and he is going after Young! Ra is attacking Young! But Extreme gets on his horse, and makes the save. The bell rings and we are underway! Remember this period lasts 5 minutes. Extreme jumps Ra from behind and slams his head into the cage from the outside! Extreme then takes this monster and hurls him into the cell. For now the official shuts the door. Extreme going to work on Ra. Whip into the ropes, drop kick to the shin of Ra. Ra is shaking. EX bounces off of the ropes and hits RA with another one. Ra refuses to go down however. EX bounces off of the ropes again and WHAM! Powerslam by RA! The crowd loves it! The Wolf taunts Ra a bit and that distracts him.

EX gets up holding his back. He sneaks behind the distracted Ra, wheels him around, kicks him in the stomach.... He’s going for the High-Life Pedigree.....no back body drop by RA. Ra then lays the boot to EX, following it up with a leg drop. RA goes for a pin, but remember there ARE NO PINS IN WAR GAMES! The Wolf laughs at RA, priming him to get up again. EX goes for another sneak attack, but RA catches him and hits a devastating choke toss! EX goes flying! He backs EX into a corner. He applies his size 21 boot to EX's throat. He gasps for air. Wolf asks EX if he surrenders and EX gives him a 'hell no.' ONE MINUTE LEFT UNTIL PERIOD 2! It is then that the coin toss winners get another man in here! Ra picks up EX and whips him into the ropes. Big clothesline! EX does a flip and hits the canvas. The crowd loves it! Ra works the crowd a bit before he goes to work on EX. Big Body Slam by Ra! Followed by a big splash!

AND WE HAVE 10 SECONDS BEFORE WE SEE ANOTHER WRESTLER! 10.......9.......8.......7.......6.......5.......4.......3.......2......1! The horn sounds and who is it? Who won the toss?

Dammit! It's Damien Cross! DI won the toss! DC's music plays as he and Big Balls McGee run towards the ring. BBBM stumbles and falls at the feet of VP Young. Meanwhile as Ra lays boots to EX, DC comes in the cell and hits him with a bulldog. EX crawls to a corner. Remember, from now on it is only 2 minutes before another wrestler comes in! But will it be Dragon or Cobra? EX catches his breath and DC hits some knife-edge chops on Ra. The crowd whoooo's after each one! DC whips Ra into the ropes and hits a spear. EX has brought a chair into the ring! And dammit that is a legal as a headlock in this match! Ra gets up and BOO-YEAH! EXTREME HITS A HOMERUN WITH RA's HEAD! Ra is down! EX and DC stomp on Ra..........and there is only ten seconds before we see Dragon or Cobra! Five seconds. EX and DC stomp Ra as the horn sounds.

But no one is coming out! No one is helping Ra........no! It's Mad Dragon! He has come through the crowd and into the cell! Right hand on DC, right hand on EX! Spinebster on DC, and one for EX too! Mad Dragon is cleaning house! Atomic drop for DC.....and one for EX! He throws DC out of the ring and he points at EX. And what is this??? The crowd boos as Extreme is calling for a twenty-second time out! BUT THERE ARE NO TIME OUTS IN WAR GAMES!!!! Just as there is no crying in baseball, there are no timeouts in War Games! EX goes for a right hand, but MD hits him with one of his own! EX goes for another, and gets the same result! MD whips EX into the ropes....LOU THESZ PRESS! And Dragon is beating the hell out of Extreme! DC grabs that chair....he is gonna deck Dragon.....but Ra makes the save with a ax-handle smash to the back of DC's head! 10 Seconds until Diablo arrives. But he is coming now! Five seconds, four seconds......but Diablo is already in! He has a gym bag with him too! What the hell is in that bag????

Never mind that though, we have War Games to worry about! AD is in and he assaults RA from the get-go. He pummels him with kicks and punches. They brawl to the floor, outside of the ring, but still inside of the cell. Meanwhile in the ring it is 2 on 1. DC and EX go to work on MD. DC whips him into the ropes...........3D on Mad Dragon!

And Sam has made her way down to the ring to some hoots and hollers. She stands next to VP Young. They talk for awhile....and not again! BBBM has PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR!

Back to the ring, where AD has smashed Ra's head into the steel, and busted him wide open! Ra isnt giving up though, he scoop slams AD onto the floor. In the ring, EX and DC execute the old Power and Glory finisher.........a superplex by DC, followed by a big frog splash from Extreme! And we have been told 30 seconds remain and..........

HERE COMES COBRA! COBRA HAS IGNORED THE RULES! Cobra is sprinting down to the ring! Katie follows shortly behind. COBRA gets in and all 6 men are locked in the Cell! The Wolf has locked the Cell and we have chaos!

COBRA has come in and he is cleaning house, just as MD did! Cobra hits right hands to EX and DC. He hurls DC out of the ring and is focused on EX. Cobra is putting on a clinic. Meanwhile, AD and RA are paired on the outside, RA has gained the advantage. RA is hitting a surplus of offensive moves. AD pokes Ra in the eyes and he is going for the gym bag! What in the bag.......WIRE CUTTERS! DAMMIT we just locked the cage and it looks like AD is gonna make an exit of his own. And he does. He cuts himself a little doorway, how cute. He drags Ra to the outside. MY GAWD AD is climbing the cage, and he is daring Ra to follow him! AD reaches the top....and here comes Ra!

Back in the ring MD and DC have recovered and are assaulting each other in the ring. Cobra has tossed EX to the floor. MD hits a series of martial arts moves on DC. DC lunges at MD and what the.....NO CURE FOR THE MADNESS ON DC! Is DC gonna tap! The Wolf is right there! Cobra is killing EX....low blow by EXTREME! EX grabs a chair..........Homerun on Cobra's head! EX climbs in the ring.......WHAM! Homerun on MD! EX collapses and all four men are down!

Back to the outside where RA IS ON TOP OF THE CELL WITH DIABLO! They collar and elbow and RA hits a chokeslam! MY GAWD THAT CELL IS GONNA COLLAPSE! RA is calling for the SOLAR FLARE..............Ra picks him up and......OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! RA GOT HIS FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME............AND HE FELL THROUGH THE CAGE AND ONTO THE RING CANVAS!!!!!! DIABLO is holding his back and.....NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! DIABLO FELL OFF OF THE CAGE, THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!! HE DID A FOLEY!!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! Both RA and AD are not moving! WHAT CARNAGE!

Back in the ring. Wolf is laughing at an unconscience Ra. MD and Cobra are recovering from the chairshots they took from EX. EX is recovering from the barrage he took from Cobra and DC is trying to catch his breath after being locked in the NCFM. DC is up, and then after a second he then locks in the OVERDOSE on Mad Dragon! EX charges COBRA.........COBRA DROP! COBRA DROP! EX is down! Cobra makes the save by clotheslining DC from behind. MD and EX lay by each other trying to get a second wind. Cobra throws DC to the floor and they brawl. MD and EX are up. EX shoves MD right into The Wolf! MD shoves EX back! Wolf shoves MD! EX shoves Wolf! And what the hell? The ref, The Wolf, Extreme and Mad Dragon are brawling! That ain't right!

Ra still lays apparently unconscience on the ring canvas. AD still is recovering from his 15 foot plummet through the Spanish announcer’s table. EX, MD and Wolf are brawling. DC hits THE RECKONING on COBRA! DC then saunters over to Ra........OVERDOSE! OVERDOSE ON RA! But there is no ref! What do we do? Ra is out but there is no ref........an IHWA Official has made his way through the opening Diablo created. He raises Ra's arm once..........twice.........three times! DI WINS THE WAR GAMES!

MD emerges from the brawl. He throws EX and The Wolf aside. What the hell??? The lights go out...........NO! NO! Those damn fireballs again! Who did they hit.........the lights resurface.....and DRAGON IS HOLDING HIS EYES IN EXTREME PAIN! And who is that? It's BIG JIM SLADE! BJS was responsible for the fireballs!

The Wolf gets up and says "Screw this, I'm leaving." He leaves. AD is up! My Gawd how is he walking? AD is in the cell. He rolls Ra out of the ring. BJS throws Cobra in and it's 4 on 1! AD MAKES COBRA FAMOUS! 15 MINUTES OF FAME! But they aren't done apparently.....EX picks Cobra up..........HIGH-LIFE PEDIGREE ON COBRA! And COBRA is out! Finally here comes the IHWA VP's Smith and Sloan to put a stop to this monstrosity. But Young hits them off at the pass! He says no way they stop DI. Smith looks at Sloan, looks at Young, and SMITH DECKS SLOAN! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??? Now EX is coming to save Young from further damage..........EX looks at Smith and NO! CRADLE PILEDRIVER ON YOUNG BY EXTREME AND VP SMITH! EX and VP Smith laugh as they enter the ring to join the rest of DI.

OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! IT'S LEATHERBACK! And he is toting a keg, cast and all! He is wheeling that keg down to the ring and listen to this ovation! LB keeps the keg outside of the cell..........and thank Gawd he goes in and clears the ring! Ra is out, Cobra is out and MD is holding his eyes! But LB has cleared the ring! LB sees what he can do to help MD. He helps MD to his feet and WHAT THE HELL??? LEATHERWHIP!!! LEATHERWHIP!!! LEATHERWHIP ON MAD DRAGON! How did he do that with his cast on..........and oh no. LB throws the cast off, rips off his leather jacket to reveal a "Chicks Dig Deep Impact" shirt????? MY GAWD LB HAS JOINED DI! LB looks at the rest of DI and they all share a nice smile! AD goes for the bag.......there are plastic cups in the bag. But why? Alec Diablo and Extreme take the cups to the outside while DC revives BBBM. Extreme calls everyone over except for LB. And they are all tapping the keg! Everyone has a beer! They all make their way into the ring and Extreme hands LB a beer! OH MY GAWD! BBBM is prancing in the background, and we see from left to right: Sam, Alec Diablo, Big Jim Slade, Leatherback, Extreme, VP Smith and Damien Cross all raising their beers, toasting the crowd! The crowd is shocked! WHY LEATHERBACK, WHY?????

Winners of War Games: Deep Impact

MY GAWD WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN ON TERROR?????? SEE YOU THEN!!!!!!