June 03, 2001

Winner and new Hardcore champ: Montrose

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. BOOM!!!

We're on the air!!! Welcome folks to the best damn wrestling going today! This is the Internet Hardcore Wrestling Association and tonight is MEMORIAL DAY MASSACRE!!! A night of wrestling like no other!!! 10 big matches that will be the talk of the water cooler tomorrow… so go grab a beer and bag of pork rinds, sit back in the La-Z-Boy and prepare to forget about life's troubles, cause it's time to start the show!!!

Hessian and Chris Conner vs. Oska Guerra and The Rage

Elite music starts to play as Hessian and "The Icon" Chris Conner come out. They make their way to the ring, and slide under the ropes. Both men go to the corner, and wait for their opponents.

"Cereal Killer" by Method man and Redman starts playing and Oska Guerra and The Rage enter. The fans start cheering for the two as they break into a sprint, and get into the ring.

All four men start brawling, and the referee calls for the bell. The bell rings, and the match is underway. Conner throws Oska against the ropes, and when Oska comes running back, he jumps onto Conner's shoulders, and hits a beautiful hurricanrana! Hessian and The Rage are exchanging punches, until Hessian starts getting tired. 

The Rage then delivers one big punch, knocking Hessian down. Hessian quickly bounces up and smashes Rage with a big clothsline. Oska comes from behind Hessian, and tries to hit him down. The 6"7' monster, Hessian, turns around, looks down at the 5"3' Oska, picks him up by the throat, and tosses him into the corner, violently. Hessian then runs toward Oska in the corner, but Oska scoots under Hessian's legs, and drop kicks him in the back, knocking Hessian down! The referee orders The Rage and Chris Conner to go into their separte corners. Oska quickly gets a camel clutch on the fallen Hessian. Hessian yells in pain for a few moments. The referee asks Hessian if he wants to quit, but Hessian refuses to. 

All of a sudden, Hessian starts slowly standing up. He gets up, with Oska still on his shoulders, and then throws Oska over into an electric chair drop. Oska grabs his stomach in pain as he struggles to get up. Hessian pulls Oska towards his corner, and tags in Conner. Conner starts by stomping on Guerra a few times and then decides to pick him up. Conner hits a snap suplex, and then goes for the cover 1...2...No! Guerra kicks out. Conner sits Guerra up, and puts on a sleeper. Guerra starts to fade away, as his eyelids start coming down. The referee lifts Guerra's arm, but it falls back down. The ref does it again, and again, Oska's arm falls. The ref then lifts it one last time, but this time Guerra's arm stays up! Guerra starts getting up, and then hits a couple elbows into Conner's side. Conner's grip loosens, and Guerra runs off the ropes, 
and comes back with a jumping DDT. The fans go wild! 

Guerra then tags in The Rage. The Rage goes for a Boston Crab on Conner, but Conner rakes his eyes. Conner gets up, and starts punching The Rage. Conner then kicks Rage in the mid section, and gives him a seated powerbomb. Conner holds him for the pin 1...2...No! Rage manages to get his foot on the bottom rope and the ref noticed it. Conner looks frustrated, and tells Hessian to throw him a chair. Hessian gets a chair, and slides it under the ropes. The referee yells at Conner and tells him that he can't use the chair. Hessian starts arguing with the referee, distracting him. Conner picks up the chair, and hits The Rage over the head with it! The Rage falls down to the ground. The referee is trying to get out of Hessian's clutches, as Hessian is holding him, in order to prevent him from seeing Conner with the chair. Oska hops into the ring but is met with Conner's viscous chair shot. Conner looks at the men on the ground, and looks pleased with himself. Conner quickly throws the chair away, and goes for the pin. Hessian releases the ref, and the ref turns around. He starts the count 1...2...Kickout! The Rage gets his shoulder up from the mat. 

As Conner picks The Rage up, the Rage low blows Conner, but the ref misses it! The Rage then sets Conner up for his finisher, The Anarchy, but Conner manages to get behind The Rage. Conner then hooks Rage's arms, and hits The Outsider's Edge! Conner holds it for the pin. Oska tries to break the pin, but Hessian hits a big boot on him. The ref starts the count 1...2...3! 

Chris Conner and Hessian pick up the win by a hair.

Winners: Hessian and Chris Conner

Fury and Jenson Zuban vs Kid Suicide and Jason Perry

The Elite's theme music comes over the PA, and the fans let the boos begin to reign down as JZ and Fury step out and start to walk down the aisle. They make their way to the ring after a few taunts at the crowd and get some good heat. After a few moments, "My Generation" starts to play and kid Suicide steps out to the top of the ramp to a good pop from the fans. He plays to the crowd a bit as he makes his way to the ring. As the ref checks KS, "Some heads are gonna roll", hits the PA, and Jason Perry steps out to some deafening cheers from the fans. Perry soaks it up for a minutes and then the no nonsense part Destruction Inc. makes his way to the ring. Perry and Suicide have a little talk, and it's going to be Suicide and Fury starting this one off.

KS and F circle each other for a moment and then we have a C/E tie up. F backs KS against the ropes and they jockey for position until they end up in a corner and F starts throwing punches to the midsection. The refs calls for the break, but no such luck on a clean on, F hits a clubbing blow down across KS chest, sending the high flyer to the mat. F picks him up and puts him in the corner. He gives him a few shoulder thrusts and then measures him for a good standing side kick which drops KS to the mat. F whips KS to the far corner. KS jumps up and flips off of the top turnbuckle as F follows in.

F comes out of the corner and KS hits a dropkick. F is up and gets a hip toss for his money. KS pushes him into the corner and hits a few knee lifts to the stomach. He monkey flips him out. KS then hits a spring board leg drop. F is down, KS then whips him into the ropes, JZ tags F on the back as he goes off the ropes. KS drops down and F jumps over and stops off of the far ropes. JZ with a clubing clothesline right across KS head. JZ scoops KS up and hits a bodyslam followed by a big elbow, KS looks to still be gaining his composure after that clothesline. JZ then whips KS into the ropes and hits a HUGE spinebuster. KS is definitly smarting. And he definitly needs a tag. JZ backs KS into the elite's corner, and tags in F. JZ backs up to the middle of the ring and F whips KS towards him. JZ takes KS head off with a side kick...NO!!! 

KS slides underneath and makes a tag to JP. JP comes in and drops JZ with a left, and then measures F a few times and nails a combo, and then powerbombs F. JZ is on the outside with KS. KS is taking it to JZ, a whip into the rail, followed by a suplex, on the steps. KS continues to beat JZ on the outside. 

JP meanwhile is having his way with a now spent F. JP hits a vertical suplex, followed by a backbreaker. JP hits a shouldier breaker, and picks up F and is going to whip him into the ropes. KS is on the apron, he is facing the outside and waiting on JZ for a hurricanrannia. JP whips F, but he reverses it. KS goes flying and JP ducks a clothesline and plants F with a DDT. JP is saying it's over, he is calling for Total Devestation. But JZ is up top, JP bends over to pick up F, and JZ hits his finisher, that Axe Kick form the top!!! JP is down and clutching the back of his head. F rolls over on JP and ref makes the count. 1...2...3!!!

Winners by Pinfall: Fury and Jenson Zuban

What an upset. The Elite pull out of here with another win. They celebrate to some good heat as they make their way to the back.

Falls Count Anywhere
Ryan Fischer vs Hardcore Charlie Cross

"Dazed and Confused" hits as HCC comes out dressed in some jeans and a cut off Hooligans shirt. He waits on the steps as "Know Your Enemy" hits. The fans go NUTS as Fischer walks out to a awesome pop.HCC jumps off the steps as both men go at it right away. They hit each other with lefts and rights as they battle up the ramp. RF gains the upper hand and rams HCC into the railing. He suplexes him UP the rampway and slams him hard on the steel. RF goes for another suplex, but HCC blocks and gives him a neck breaker. RF falls on the ramp as HCC drops a big elbow onto him. He delivers a gut wrench suplex then TOSSES RF OFF THE RAMPWAY!! 

He falls into a few speakers as HCC jumps off with big splash. Already chaos is breaking loose as both men lay on the ground. HCC picks up RF and slams him into the steel railing. He drags him by his hair into the back as the ref follows. RF hits a elbow to the gut then back body drops HCC onto a pot of coffee. HCC jumps up in pain as his shirt is stained with shards of glass and black coffee. Fischer grabs a snack trey and blasts HCC in the head with it. He sets him up and piledrives him on the concrete floor. He covers him...1...2...HCC kicks out. RF goes to whip him into the wall, but HCC reverses and RF hits face first. He seems dazed as HCC hits a back body drop into the other side of the wall. He whips him into two door as RF falls into a locker room. No one is inside but HCC grabs a chair and hits RF in the gut then pedigrees him on the chair. He whips him into the wall and goes for a spear, but RF moves and hCC's head goes through the wall. Fischer grabs the chair and wacks it over his back. HCC stiffens up but catches another shot to his skull.

He starts to bleed as RF belly to belly's him into a locker. He rams his head into the mesh as blood drips over a black dufle bag in the locker. He kicks HCC out of the room as they battle down the hall again. They go up some steps and end up by the food and the souvieners. RF grabs a Hooligans t-shirt and covers HCC's head. He then bulldogs him in front of a large crowd that screams on. He goes for a piledriver, but HCC reverses with a back body drop onto concrete. He takes off the shirt and strangles RF with it. RF gets up but is pushed down a flight of stairs. 

He hits very hard as HCC grabs a trash can and whips it at RF. It kills RF right in his face as he flies back into the wall. HCC goes down the steps with the lid and busts RF in teh head over and over again. Both men are now dawning crimson masks as they head outside. A limo is out in front as HCC gives RF with a SPINEBUSTER on the hood. He sets up a trash can and jumps off it with a elbow onto the car. He picks up Rf and POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE CAR!!! A cover...1...2...RF kicks out, but BARELY!

HCC hip tosses RF off the car and onto the ground. He jumps off with a knee but RF moves. HCC scrapes his leg on the concrete as blood trickles from the hole in his jeans. He turns around only to see RF jumping in the limo. He waits for a sec then sees the driver pushed out of the car. RYAN FISCHER JUST CLIPPED CHARLIE CROSS WITH A LIMO!!!! HCC goes flying onto the hood as RF runs out of the car and covers him...1...2...NOOO HOW IN THE HELL DID CROSS KICK OUT OF THAT???!!!! HCC is SUPER tough as he pulls himself back up. His leg could be damaged for good. RF slaps on a figure four as the ref asks if HCC gives up. HCC refuses as he grabs the trash can lid and nails RF. The hold is let go as HCC gets up and RAMS RF'S FACE INTO THE DAMN CAR WINDOW!!!! RF falls down immediately. 

I think he has been knocked out cold. Both men are down as the fans cheer outside the arena. HCC leans over and covers Rf...1....2....NOOO RF GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!! His face looks like a damn cover of kool-aid with glass over it. Both men get up as HCC goes for a kick. RF grabs his leg and hits a KNEE BUSTER ON THE BUMPER OF THE CAR!!!! HE SLAPS ON THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!! HCC won't give.....the ref asks...he won't give......it's been about 2 minutes now....oh no...he lowers his head.....the ref raises his arm...1....2.....3. 

Winner: Ryan Fischer

It's over. FISCHER WINS IT!!!! He falls to the ground as EMT's rush out and help both men. RF's face is a bloody mess as HCC is being revived. What a battle. Speaking of "battle", now it's time for the Tag Team Battle Royal for a #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles.

Dog Collar Match
Skimmy Hirosowa vs Steve Slack

"When Worlds Collide" starts to play as Superstat Steven Slack walks out to a lovely chorus of BOOS. He gets in the ring as the ref shows him the chain and dog collar. "Master of Puppets" begins as Skimmy walks out to a great pop. He runs into the ring as the ref ties both men up. The bell rings as both men go at it. SH wastes no time and cracks SS with the chain. He tightens it up and yanks as it as SS flies over to the other side. He waits for Slack to get up and yanks the chain again as he falls face first into the corner. Skimmy yanks the chain upwards as it rips his lower extremities. SS falls to the mat as SH pound on his head with the chain. 

He tosses him against the ropes but Slack comes flying off with a clothesline with the chain. SH goes down as SS puts teh boots to him. He hits a belly to back suplex and wraps the chain around his knee and drives it into his head. SH gets a cut on his forehead as Slack pounds it with the chain. He tosses Skimmy over the ropes and tries to hang him. This looks like David Crowe vs Gargoyle all over again. The ref has him break it as Slack argues with him. SH falls to the ground then runs and jumps into the crowd which causes Slack to be yanked over the ropes and lands HARD on the ground. Skimmy runs off the steps and hits a double ax handle to his head. Slack is busted as well. 

Both men are bloody as Skimmy rolls him back in the ring. He hits a swinging neck breaker with the chain. Nice move. He places Slack on the top rope then yanks him off with the chain. He lands hard again. Both mens necks are red from the collars. Skimmy starts to strangle him with the chain as the fans approve. Skimmy is so serious about this match that he had Master h stay in the back. Skimmy hits a snap suplex then wraps the chain around Slacks back. He POWERBOMBS him with the chain grinding into his back. Slack is in pain as SH whips him with the chain. Skimmy goes up top and tries a huracanrana but Slack powerbombs him out of it. He wraps Skimmy's legs up in the chain and slaps on a Scorpion Deathlock. Skimmy is in pain as the metal links of the chain cut into his flesh. He lets go as he covers Skimmy...1...2....SH kicks out. I guess this match is a pin falls instead of a four corners match. 

Slack wraps the chain around his head and DDT's him to the mat. SH bounces off the mat as more blood flows from his skull. Slack goes for a chop but Skimmy blocks and hits one of his own. SH then wraps the chain around his hand and CHOPS Slack with it. A nasty thud is heard as Slack falls into the corner from the pain. Skimmy runs to the other side and tries a bronco buster. He nails Slack then hits a brain buster. He clotheslines Slack with the chain and calls for his finisher. Slack hits a small package as the ref counts...1...2.....Skimmy kicks out. He back body drops Slack and charges. Slack ducks as Skimmy flips over the ropes, but as the chain gets wrapped around his neck. A vicious whiplash effect snaps Skimmys head back. That didn't look good at all. I think Skimmy could be hurt. The ref checks Skimmy, but Slack pushes him out of the way and sets SH on the top.....STUNNER FROM THE TOP WITH THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK!!! Man Skimmy isn't moving. A cover...1..2...3. 

Winner: "Superstar" Steven Slack

What a brutal contest. Slack leaves the ring a bloody mess and with a smile. Replays are shown, and then Skimmy finally gets up on his own as officials check him out. The fans clap for him. He may have suffered an injury. What more could you expect though from a match such as this. 

Tag Team Battle Royal: 
 Hollywood and Vine Vs Guns of Brixton Vs Fulcan and Chris Fields Vs Rufus and Jonathan 

"I'm Uncouth" by The Queers comes on and Joe Queer and Ben Weasel come walking out of the back with the music blaring… the bang their heads all the way to the ring as the crowd goes wild and await their next opponents. Suddenly the music changes to "Anarchy in the U.K." and "Man of Anarchy" Chris Fields and Fulcan come out next. The crowd doesn't seem very familiar with either man, but gives them a nice pop anyway. "Angel of Death" by Slayer comes on next as the 6'5" monster from Great Britain, Jonathan, makes his way to the ring. He's not coming to the ring with Rufus… that's a bad sign. The music fades out and then "No Place to Hide", by KoRn, ushers in the Elite's 6'8" monster - Rufus!!! He comes out looking like somebody pissed in his cherrios as he makes his way to the ring. Jonathan tries to slap five with Rufus but is totally ignored by the big man. As all 6 men stare at each other, the opening chords of "I'm To Sexy" comes over the PA and a rickshaw comes out of the back being pulled by two IHWA pre-limers. "Sweet" Sammy Hollywood, "So Fine" Tommy Vine and "Smooth as Ice" Zamboni ride to the ring in style(?). They get to the ring and Zamboni makes one of the rickshaw drivers hold the step ladder while the other one holds the ropes open. Hollywood, Vine and Zamboni enter the ring as their opponents leer in disgust! Zamboni holds up a mirror so Hollywood and Vine can get some final primping in when the ref calls for the bell and we're underway!!

All six men attack the pretty boys and throw Zamboni over the top!!! Lucky for "Sweet" Sammy and "So Fine" Tommy, that doesn't count against them. All eight men are now battling in the middle of the ring! Rufus grabs Ben Weasel by the throat and tosses him hard into the corner! He starts choking him out with a big boot! Jonathan whips Joe Queer into the ropes and hits a Spear followed by a Drop Out DDT that plants Queer face first into the mat! Chris Fields doubles over Vine with a kick to the mid-section and then drops him with a Rude Awakening!!! Fulcan grabs Hollywood by the trunks and is trying to toss him over but Sammy grabs the turnbuckles and blocks it.

Rufus lets go of Weasel, who tries to fight back, but is surprised when Rufus grabs him and military presses Weasel high over head… Rufus walks to the ropes and throws Weasel over the top to the arena floor!

The Guns have been eliminated

The ref issues Joe Queer out of the ring as well. Fulcan and Chris fields show their teamwork by surprising Rufus and attempting to throw him over the top rope as well, but at 6'8" and 350 he's able to hold his own until his partner gets there and saves the day… Hollywood and Vine wait off to the side while Rufus and Jonathan exchange blows with Fulcan and Chris Fields. Fields takes Jonathan over with a Fireman's Carry as Fulcan shows incredible strength as he sends Rufus sprawling with a Belly to Belly Suplex! Fulcan and Fields get up and slap high fives to celebrate but are surprises by double Superkicks by Hollywood and Vine that send them sprawling over the top to the floor!!!

Fulcan and Chris Fields have been eliminated

We're down to two team now, one of which will get a Tag Team Title Shot!!! Hollywood and Vine strut over to the side where Zamboni is standing and give each other the high sign, but soon learn they shouldn't have taken their eyes off their opponents. Hollywood and Vine turn around just in time to get Double Speared by Rufus and Jonathan!!! Hollywood and Vine hold their mid-sections in pain and crawl over on their knees to the ropes where Zamboni was waiting… he patted them both on the back to make them feel better… suddenly Rufus grabs them each by the hair and pulls them up… Zamboni slips his walking stick to Sammy Hollywood who breaks it across Rufus' chest as Rufus just laughs as Hollywood and Vine get looks of terror on their faces! Rufus slams the two pretty boy punks heads together!!! Rufus grabs Jonathan and says something to him… Jonathan nods his understanding and then heads up top… Rufus grabs Tommy Vine, pulls him to a standing position and then lifts him up on his shoulders in a seated position. Jonathan line up and they're going for the LOD's Total Devastation!!! NO!!! Jonathan undershot it hit Rufus with the Clothesline sending him sprawling backwards to the ropes and careening over with Vine still on his shoulders! They go over the top and fall to the floor! No wait!!! Zamboni positioned himself just right and caught "So Fine" Tommy Vine!!! Jonathan's clothesline knocked Rufus to the floor but Vine never touched!!! HOLLYWOOD AND VINE WIN!!!

Rufus and Jonathan have been eliminated

Winners: Hollywood and Vine

Hollywood slides out and celebrates with Vine and Zamboni! Rufus gets up, looks at the three pretty boys jumping up and down in excitement and then at Jonathan in the ring who is trying to apologize! He looks back and forth between them and then slides into the ring and gets in Jonathan's face! Jonathan tries to apologize again but is leveled by a big right hand! Rufus whips Jonathan into the ropes and plants him hard with a Power Slam!!! Rufus gets up and points at Hollywood and Vine and says their next… Hollywood and Vine smile and walk up the ramp as Zamboni runs up it in fear! 

Hardcore Title Match
Wind vs Goon vs Eliminator

The drums beat as Lil Phil walks out the giant Goon. He steps over the ropes as the lights go out and the organs play. Eliminator walks out and gets booed just as bad as Goon. The music of Soulfly starts to play as the Hardcore champ walks out. He gets in the ring and gives Goon a nod as both men attack eli. The bell sounds as Eli fights both men off. Wind gets clotheslined over the ropes, but Goon boots Eli back into corner. 

He rams his shoulder into his gut then flips him over. Wind gets back in and comes off the top with a drop kick that knocks the big man down. Eliminator drops an elbow on Goon, but gets caught with a super kick by Wind. Wind picks up Eli and hits him with a piledriver. Wind climbs the top again and comes off with a double ax, but gets caught by the Goon and tossed outside the ring. Eliminator slides out of the ring and grabs a 2x4 from under the ring. he pulls a Jim Duggan and lays one in between the eyes of Goon. Goon falls like a brick as Eli hits him in the ribs with it. Lil Phil gets in the ring, but gets a Hells Fury from Eliminator. Wind sets up a table on the outside and crawls in with a pan. He nails Eli in the head with the pan then cracks The Goon. 

Wind hits a suplex on Eliminator and makes the cover...1..2...Eli kicks out. Eliminator gets up and hits a gut wrench powerbomb on Wind. Goon grabs Eliminator from behind and hits a german suplex over the top and THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Eliminator sinks like a rock in water as The Goon picks up Wind and hits him with a twisting side suplex. The Goon hits a tilt a whirl back breaker on Wind as he covers him...1..2..Wind kicks out. Eliminator barely gets up and starts to head to the back. Is he quitting?? The Goon tosses Wind to the ropes and misses the boot. Wind picks up the pan and hits Goon in the knee. The Goon falls holding his leg as Wind grabs a chair. He puts Goons leg in the chair and stomps it. The Goon jerks in pain as Wind slaps on a Texas Cloverleaf. He has the big mans legs folded up as he tries to get out of the hold. The Goon breaks the hold as ELIMINATOR runs back down the aisle with a shopping cart full of stuff. Wind slides out of the ring and is ran over with the cart. Eli tosses everything in the ring including the cart. 

The Goon gets up but is clipped with the cart. He falls into the corner where Eliminator rams the cart into his face repeatedly. Eliminator then suplexes the big man on a stop sign. Wind slides back in the ring with a fire extinguisher and sprays everyone. He hits Eliminator in the head with it. He grabs the stop sign and lays waste to Goon. He covers Goon.....1...2....Goon kicks out. Wind turns around and gets chokeslammed by Eliminator. Eli turns around and gets hit with the BIG HURT from Goon. All three men are down. Wind manages to get up first and climbs to the top rope. Goon is still down as he jumps off with a flying leg drop. Eli kicks the cart in front of him as he lands in the cart. He lands hard as the cart falls over. Eliminator gets up and grabs a cheese grater and rips the flesh of The Goon. He bleeds right away as some fans turn away from the gore. Wind finally gets out of the cart and grabs a chair. He plants it over Eliminators skull as Eli falls to the mat. Wind climbs up top and hits a moonsault on Goon while holding the STOP sign. He covers him...1...2...The Goon kicks out. 

Wind tries for the Gust of the Jungle, but Eliminator hits him with a full nelson suplex. Eliminator grabs the Goon and NAILS him with Hells Fury. He goes to cover him...1...2...NOO Wind hits him with that pan over the head. Wind covers Goon...1...2...3!!! Wind retains his title. Eliminator rolls out of the ring as the ref gives Wind the belt.

Winner: Wind

Wind helps the Goon up as they shake hands.....WAIT A MINUTE....THE GOON HAS WIND BY THE THROAT.....BIG HURT ON WIND!!!!!! The Goon just laid out Wind...here comes the rest of the Hooligans. Here comes a limping Charlie Cross, and the Guns of Brixton. They get in the ring and start yelling at Goon...Hardcore helps up Wind...BUT CLOTHESLINES HIM BACK DOWN...THE HOOLIGANS ARE JUMPING WIND!!!! OOHHHH THEY HIT A DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON THE STOP SIGN!!!! They pick him up and hit the Doomsday Device. Wind is being pummled right now as we speak. Hardcore grabs the cheese grater and RIPS into his head. My lord...the Hooligans have just eliminated WIND. Why would they do this to him???

After the replays we see that the Hooligans have spray painted "p#$$y" on the back of Wind as officials help him up to his feet. 

Iron Man Match- US Title 
X-Factor vs Alec Diablo

This is a 30 minute Iron Man match for the US title. The history between these two has been well documented. "Judith" plays as Alec Diablo comes out to a SWEET pop from the fans. He steps in the ring calling for X. "One Step Closer" plays by Linkin Park. X-Factor walks out and the fans go wild. He proudly wears the title around his waist as a look of confidence comes over his face. He gets in the ring and hands the belt to the ref. AD and X have a stare down as the clock starts. 

X slaps AD then tackles him into the corner and wastes not time. He whips him into the cornerwhere he falls out, but gets nailed with a bulldog. X is ready for this one. He hits a standing drop kick then goes for a quick cover. AD kicks out at 2. X bounces off the ropes, but AD catches him with a powerslam. He hooks the leg and goes for the cover, but X kicks out. Both men hop up and X takes him down with a side headlock take down. AD scissors out of it, but X kicks up and lands on his feet. AD tries to get up but X is there with an arm drag followed by a spin kick to the ribs. AD doubles over in pain, and his crushed with a fameasser. X covers him...1..2...WHOA that was close. 

AD kicked out just in time. X lifts him up and hits a X-factor on him. He goes to the top and comes off with a knee to the head. AD lays on the ground as X slaps on a boston crab. He tries to get a submission, but AD won't budge. X scoop slams him then slaps on a reverse chinlock. AD gets to his feet and hits X with three elbows. He hip tosses him over then slaps on a arm lock. X wont give as he reaches the ropes. He gets up but runs into a sidewalk slam by AD. Diablo lifts him up and goes for his finisher but X rolls him up...1...2..3. WOW 

1 fall for X-factor as 8 minutes has already gone by. 

X stays on him as he kicks AD in the back of the head. He delivers a snap suplex then covers him...1..2...AD kicks out. X kicks him in the gut and hits another x-factor. He goes for a piledriver but AD drops to his knees. X pounds on his back then ends up hitting a gut buster. He hooks the leg....1....2.....AD kicks out. 

X hooks it again.....1....2...AD kicks out again. X whips him to the ropes and connects with a spinbuster. 10 minutes has gone by so far. 20 left in this match. AD manages to pull himself up and chops away at X. He gets him in the corner then slingshots him out all the way across the ring. X gets up but is hit with a running dropkick that sends him over the ropes. AD ges on the apron and jumps off with a high cross body. Bothm men fall on the announce table as they lie there for a minute. AD gets up first and ducks a punch.... FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! He rolls X back in the ring.....1...2......3. 

Now we are tied 1-1. 15 minutes has gone by. 

He covers X again......1...2...NOO X kicks out this time. AD irish whips him into the corner and clotheslines him as he walks out. X falls to the mat as AD puts him in a camel clutch. X looks hurt as he was just put through a table by his opponent. He lets got and hits him with a brainbuster. he puts X on the top rope and tries a superplex. X blocks it. He nails AD in the gut and comes off with a SUPER BACKBREAKER!! I think AD was broken in half. A cover...1...2...3. 

2 to 1 in the champs favor. 

Man that was brutal . Hits puts AD in a Boston Crab and pulls back to make him hurt even more. AD screams in pain as X goes for a submission. X walks outside and grabs a chair and cracks AD in the back. The ref takes it away and warns the DQ. X then hits a kick to the gut and the X-TERMINATOR BOMB!!!!! A cover...1...2...3. 

DAMN he has AD 3 to 1. 

AD needs to get a few quick wins before time runs out. We have a ten minute time limit left. X whips him into the ring and ducks....sunset flip by AD...1...2...NOO X kicks out. X turns around though....FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME!!! 1...2...3. 

Now he is down by one as he covers him again...1...2..X kicks out. 

AD bounces off the ropes with some steam and runs into a knee. X covers him.....1..2....AD kicks out. X lifts him up and hits a tombstone. AD seems out of it. X-factor picks up AD and delivers another back breaker. AD is holding that back as X covers again...1...2....AD kicks out. X-Factor hits a super kick and climbs the top. AD gets up and cuts him off and climbs up there too. X sunset flips and end up powerbombing Diablo. A cover...1...2.. AD kicks out again. He won't stay down. AD gets up and hits X with a left...X hits him with one....now AD...now
X...AD...X....AD.....X....AD....X.....now both men are hitting each
other. X ducks and goes for a back body drop. AD flips over...a roll
up...1..2...3. 

He ties it up. 5 minutes left. 

Both men suck it up and get back to their feet as X drops him with a sweep then elbows him in the back of the head. He slaps on a crossface as he yanks back on AD's face. AD reaches the ropes as X stomps on him. X hits a release German suplex. He rushes over and covers him...1..2.....AD kicks out. X goes for another, but AD counters and hits a bridging Northern lights....1.....2....NOO X kicks out. 3 minutes left. X bounces off the ropes but AD drop kicks him.....FIFTEEN MIN....NOOO a counter by X...he kicks him in the gut....X-TERMINATOR BOMB!!! AD's feet nail the ref as the fans count along....1...2..3.....but NO REF!!!! 

Who is that coming down to the ring...it's Ryan Fischer...he tries to revive the ref. Is he helping X out.....NOOO HE CATCHES X WITH A SUPER KICK!!! He turns around and get another FIFTEEN MINUTES FROM AD!!! A cover.......1.....2....3.

Only minute left.....

AD gets up and stands in the corner as time starts to run out..........50........40.........30.....X grabs him and hits a belly to belly out of nowhere. BUT he goes outside and NAILS Fischer......15.......10....9.....8....7..6...5...4...3...2..1. DAMN X was so close. 

WE have a NEW US CHAMP!!! Why did Fischer help Diablo.

Winner and NEW champ: Alec Diablo

AD grabs the mic and looks at a confused X. 

AD: Sorry X...but you have just been apart of the rebirth...of DEEP
IMPACT!!!

The look shocked yet they cheer as X just glares a hole right through
both men. Now time for the Stairway to Hell match!

Stairway to HELL
Chaos vs Wicked D

High above the ring is a baseball bat wrapped in barbedwire. The object is to get the weapon...and destroy your opponent. "Nocturnal Supremacy" hits as Wicked D walks out and is BOOED out of the arena. He quickly runs out and grabs a ladder...what is he...HE'S GOING FOR THE BAT RIGHT AWAY!!! CHAOS RUNS down the rampway and into the ring and starting the match before he could be announced. He pushes WD off the ladder as he falls over the ropes. Chaos runs out of the ring and pounds away on WD. The fans are going nuts. What a way to begin this match. 

Chaos rams his head into the steps about ten time as the fans count...1..2..3..4..5...6..7..8.9.10. WD falls back and faints as Chaos grabs the ring bell and WALLOPS WD in the head with it. He picks up the steps, but WD drop kicks them into teh face of Chaos. WD grabs the steps and SLAMS THEM into the head of Chaos. He tosses them in the ring and sets up the ladder on the ladder in the ring. He brings Chaos back in and sets him up on the ladder......NO...OHHHH...HE JUST POWERBOMBED CHAOS OFF THE LADDER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! I think he is paralyzed.Chaos isn't moving as WD stand over him and laughs. 

He sets up the ladder again and begins to climb it...he is almost there until Chaos WHIPS the steps at him then falls. The steps CRACK WD as he falls and gets hung on the ropes. Both men are down as a welt has formed on the back of Chaos. Chaos grabs the steps again and comes off the top rope with them. STRIKING WD in the head. WD looks hurt as Chaos hits him again with the steps. He sets the steps on the outside and SUPLEXES him on the steps!! I guess that is payback. 

WD is picked up as Chaos POWERBOMBS him on the concrete floor. He rolls Wicked D back in the ring and delivers the CHAOS DRIVER!!!! Chaos sets up the ladder and begins to climb.....he is almost there.....HERE COMES RUFUS RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE!!! HE JUST HANDED WICKED D HIS OWN BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL BAT!!! Now CHAOS has grabbed the one from above. Both men have bats. Chaos turns around and jumps off the ladder as BOTH men hit each other with the bats. The crowd loves it as both men drop to the mat. Rufus gets in the ring and lifts up Chaos. he's going for his finisher. He charges BUT CHAOS HITS A HOMERUN AND ALMOST DECAPITATES RUFUS!!! OOOHHHH but WD hits the low blow with his bat. That's gotta hurt. Blood is spurting out of all three mens heads as Rufus has it the worst. Rufus rolls out of the ring as WD delivers a tombstone on a chair. WD grabs the ladder and swings around taking off Chaos's head. 

He sets the ladder up in the corner and whips Chaos into the ladder. Chaos springs out and busts WD in the face with his bat. Wicked D goes flying into the other corner as Chaos picks up the ladder and hits a GIANT splash onto WD with it. WD falls out like a boulder right onto the ladder. Chaos lays WD in the middle of the ring and SUPLEXES THE LADDER ONTO HIM!!! The ladder bends in half as WD screams in pain. He must have busted ribs from that. Chaos hits his finisher again as he goes for a over.....1....2.....Rufus pulled him out of the ring. Basically anything goes in this match now. Wicked D gets up and hits his spin kicks as Chaos falls to the ground hard. WD picks him up and DDT's him on the barbedwire bat. He hits Chaos in the back several times as blood fills his back. Chaos has got to be in pain. Chaos grabs his bat and swings as it connects with the gut of Wicked D. WD spits up blood as he falls to his knees. 

Chaos lifts his bat in the air and goes to swing BUT RUFUS HITS THE FINAL RIGHT!!! The ref just yells at him, he can't DQ him. Chaos gets up and GETS HIS HEAD WAFFLED BY A SWING BATTER SWING BATTER BAM HIT BY WICKED D!!! The barbed wire is stuck in his damn head. A cover...1...2....3. Good lord what a bloody mess. Rufus helps up Wicked D as they head out of the ring.

Winner: Wicked D

Oh my Gawd, what a brutal match… now it's time for a transition from the Stairway to Hell to the Hell in a Cell… This one is for the Television Title folks!

Hell in the Cell for TV title
Damien Cross (c) Vs Chainheart Machine

"Hate Me" by Children of Bodom comes on the PA and the 6'2", 247 pounder from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, Chainheart Machine, makes his way to the ring accompanied by his usual tag team partner, Fury. They make their way to the ring, ignoring the jeers of the fans. Cross enters the cage and starts to warm up as "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf comes on introducing the Television Champion… Damien Cross and Big Black Balls McGee make their way to the ring. McGee is drunk as usual, staggering his way to the ring behind Cross. Cross enters the cage, gets in the ring and hands the TV Belt to the ref. The ref calls for the door to be locked and calls for the bell.

McGee is standing on one side of the cage and Fury on the other, as Cross and Chainheart lock up in the middle of the ring. Cross goes to whip Chainheart into the ropes but stops short and levels the Death Rocker with a Short Arm Clothesline! Cross pulls up Chainheart and then hits a series of Knife Edge Chops that bruise up Chainheart's chest!!! Cross whips Chainheart across the ring and off the ropes, Cross catches him and lifts him high into the air and plants him face first into the cage wall!!! Chainheart grabs his head as the blood starts to flow from his eyebrow!! He pulls away his hand, sees the blood and smiles as he wipes the blood onto his face in a War Paint pattern!!!

Cross can't believe what he's seeing! He grabs Chainheart and whips him into the ropes again but this time Chainheart uses his momentum to springboard off the 2nd rope and hit an Inverted Plancha on Damien Cross!!! Chainheart Machine pulls up Cross and sends him careening into the corner! Chainheart hits a series of punches that rock Cross and then Machine climbs up high, grabs the top of the cage and wraps his legs around Cross's neck! He's hanging from the ceiling and choking Cross… the ref starts counting to five and Machine lets go of the roof and rolls through with a version of a Hurricanrana Victory Roll that would make even Rey Mysterio jealous!!! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Cross kicks out!

Damien Cross rolls to the apron and tries to catch his breath… Chainheart comes running and throws his body into Cross sending the TV champ careening off the apron and into the steel mesh wall of the cage! Chainheart takes off across the ring, bounces for momentum and comes sliding under the bottom rope with a Baseball Slide trying to plant Cross into the mesh again but this time Cross sees it coming and grabs Machine's legs… he sets him up and then sends Machine Sling Shotting throat first into the bottom rope!!!

Chainheart Machine is on the ground holding his throat in pain as Cross tells BBB McGee to open the door… Cross grabs Machine by his long black hair and drags him out of the cage to the fans delight! McGee is holding the door open as Fury comes running around the cage and hits a Flying Front Kick bouncing McGee's face off the mesh… McGee turns swinging and the two men start battling it out on the side of the cage! Cross still has Machine by the hair and starts climbing the side of the cage, pulling Machine behind him! Chainheart is pulling himself up the cage at the same speed, to keep his hair from being pulled out!

Cross rolls on top of the cage and then pulls Chainheart Machine up with him… Damien hits a Snap Suplex that bounces Machine off the top of the cage! Machine is holding his back in pain as Cross grabs an arm and locks on the Overdose!!! He's got the Rings of Saturn locked on on top of the cage!!! The ref is down below asking Machine if he gives but he just shakes his head no! Damien maintains the hold for about 30 seconds and then releases it when Machine refuses to submit! Damien calls over to McGee to get the table! Fury looks up to see what's going on and is leveled by a McGee low blow! BBBM then goes and pulls out a table from ringside and sets it up! Up on top, Cross grabs Machine and hits a Jacknife Powerbomb that nearly collapses the roof of the cage!!! 

Cross stands up smiling as McGee puts another table on top of the first one! Suddenly Fury doubles over McGee with a NutShot followed by an Axe Kick that plants McGee face first into the floor!!! Back up top, Cross grabs Machine and flips him up again into a Powerbomb position! Cross walks to the edge of the cage and sets up the greatest Powerbomb of all time - NO!!! Machine flips backwards and grabs the top of the cage as Cross goes flying off the top and lands on the top table! Chainheart Machine pulls himself up top again, stands on the edge of the cage and then come flying off the cage with the Final Fatal Force (a corkscrew shooting star press)!!! Machine lands on Cross and then go crashing through both tables!!! The ref is there to count… 1.. 2.. 3!!!

Winner and NEW Television Champion: Chainheart Machine

Fury pulls up Chainheart Machine and half carries him to the back with the Television Belt on his shoulder as BBBM checks on Damien Cross to make sure he's OK… What a freaking match!!! How could this night get any better? Here's how - a World Heavyweight Championship Match!!!

World Title
Asylum (c) vs Jay Miller

"If You Want Me, Come Get Me" by Master P comes blaring over the PA and here comes Jay Miller. The crowd cheers wildly, hoping that this youngster can finally dethrone the baneful world champion! Miller makes his way to the ring and as he rolls in, the music suddenly changes and the opening strains of "Sanitarium" by Metallica usher in the reigning world champion: Asylum!!! The boos are deafening!!! These people don't care for the current World Champ, and they want him to know it! Asylum walks to the ring, rolls in and tosses the belt to the ref and immediately attacks Miller!!!

Asylum rocks the youngster with a series of rights and lefts! Asylum has 3" and 20 pounds on Miller, but it's the ferocity of this initial attack that is his true advantage! A kick to the gut doubles over Miller! Asylum must consider Miller a real threat because he is pulling out all of the stops and the bell has just rung! Asylum flings Miller into the ropes and hits Drop Down Spear / Waterwheel Slam combo that plants Miller hard into the mat! Miller looks like he's having trouble catching his breath!

Asylum pulls up Miller, and then rocks him with a Jaw Jacker! Asylum's face is a mask of pure evil glee! He grabs Miller's leg, bends it in and then drops his weight hard onto Miller's knee!!! Wow! That is very similar to Mysterio's Spinning Knee Breaker! AGAIN!!! Miller is in obvious pain out there! Asylum rolls out of the ring and pulls Miller to the corner… he slams the knee into the ring post! Two more times! He isn't a man, Asylum is an animal!!! Asylum knows that Miller's trademark moves all require him to launch high into the air, take out the knees and you take out the offense! Miller pulls away and moves to the middle of the ring, but he is favoring that right knee noticeably.

Asylum rolls back into the ring and starts to stalk Miller… Miller limps as he turns, but he looks determined to not only ignore his injury, but to beat Asylum for the World Championship. Asylum feints a Collar and Elbow but ducks behind and hits a Belly to Back Bridging Suplex! Miller rolls out before the 2 count! Miller is up and Asylum comes in low and locks on the Northern Lights Suplex - NO!!! Miller saw it coming and shifted his weight into an Evenflow DDT!!! He caught Asylum by surprise with that one! Miller pulls up Asylum, grabs his arms and turns it into a Backslide! 1.. 2.. NO! Asylum slides out of it! That was close.

Asylum is getting up but Miller hits a Spinning Back Heel Kick that takes the champion off his feet! Miller pulls up Asylum and plants him hard with a Body Slam… Miller jumps over him, runs up the turnbuckles and hits a big Moonsault! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Asylum kicks out! Miller pulls up the champ, whips him into the ropes and Sidewalk Slam! Miller is up right away and goes to the apron…Springboard Harlem Hangover!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! Here's the cover… 1.. 2.. NO!!! 2 ¾!!!! Soooooooo close!!! Miller can't believe he kicked out! Miller pulls up Asylum and hits a Twist of Fate!!! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Asylum's foot is on the bottom rope!!! Miller goes up top and waits for Asylum to get up… 

Asylum is up and looking for Miller… Miller comes off the top with a Hurricarrana… NO!!! Asylum saw it coming and turned it into a Running Liger Bomb!!! Asylum grabs the bad leg and locks on a Fujiwara Leg Lock! Miller is in obvious pain here! He's trying to power out, but no success! Asylum cinches down and Miller hollers out in pain! The ref is asking Miller but he shakes his head no as he pulls himself to the ropes and forces the break…

Miller pulls himself up on the ropes and then ducks down as Asylum rushes him… a Back Body Drop sends the World Champion up and over the top rope to the floor! Miller signals to the crowd and then jumps up to the top rope but HIS KNEE BUCKLES!!! Miller falls off the rope and lands hard on the arena floor!!! Asylum is smiling that wicked smile again as he clears off the ringside table. He rolls Miller up on the table and then hits the Shock Treatment Suplex Piledriver onto the table breaking it in half!!! Miller is busted open laying on the broken table pieces…

Asylum pulls up Miller and rolls him into the ring… Asylum follows him in and whips Miller into the ropes… two steps and Miller falls to the mat holding his knee! The ref waves off Asylum and asks Miller if he forfeits? Miller declines and says he can keep going… Asylum laughs and closes in… Miller sees him coming and tries a Back Leg Front Kick but Asylum catches it and Dragon Screw Leg Whip!!! Asylum is showing us some new stuff tonight!!! Miller is in definite agony there! Asylum waits for Miller to get up and then rushes him… Miller goes for a Clothesline but Asylum ducks under and goes behind… looks like he's going for another Belly to Back… NO! Asylum just locked on the Straight Jacket submission!!! They collapse in the middle of the ring… Miller can't escape but refuses to submit… Asylum cinches down and Miller taps!!! Miller just tapped out to the Asylum's version of the Tazmission!!!

Winner: Asylum

Asylum releases the hold and gets up. The ref raises his hand in victory and hands Asylum the belt. Asylum watches as Miller sits up in obvious pain… he is favoring his knee. Asylum surprises everyone as he reaches down and offers Miller a hand up… Miller looks cautious but Asylum say's "Come on, you earned it"… Asylum pulls Miller up and gives him a hug! Miller is smiling in surprise and never sees the shot coming as Asylum lays him out with a belt shot to the back of the head! Miller collapses as Asylum lays the boots into him. Ryan Fischer runs to the ring. What's he doing here? Asylum sees him and simply stops and rolls out of the ring. Asylum smiles as he walks to the back with the belt over his shoulder. Miller may be the Meaning of Talent, but Asylum, folks, is the Epitome of Evil! And, at least for now, he is still your World Heavyweight Champion!!! Fischer helps Miller to the back as we get ready for closing credits.

That was a awesome show tonight folks we will see you..wait a sec...

"Nocturnal Supremacy" starts to play as the Elite make their way to the ring. This is very unexpected. 

Wicked D: Ohhh did you think it was over?? I hope not because the Elite have a message to give. This may have been an IHWA PPV...but frankly...it wouldn't have been ANYTHING without the Elite being booked on it. Face it...everyone was here to see us give the IHWA wreslters the ass kickings that only we can give them. (fans boo horrendously) I say we are the ELITE for a reason. We have better wrestlers in our little stable than the IHWA has had in its entire history.

Rufus: We didn't come here to play games or even "take over" the IHWA. No....we came here to BURY IT!!! There is NO ONE out there in this pathetic excuse...

All of a sudden "Judith" begins to play and the fans LOSE IT!!! Alec Diablo, Ryan Fischer, Mike Action, and Jay Miller walk out to a AWESOME POP!! They are all wearing "Deep Impact" shirt's!!! What the heck?!? The crowd chants "DI" as AD grabs the mic.

AD: Damn....if I hadn't of come out here the freakin credits would be rolling. You are wasting time...IHWA TV time...MY time...and these FANS TIME! You don't wanna take over...well...frankly...you couldn't. And burying us?? IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!! But we aren't the only ones who feel this way....there are two more that wanna have a word with you.

"For Whom the Bell Tolls" hits and the damn place EXPLODES!!!!! Mad Dragon and Gargoyle walk out and EVERYONE gets up on their feet. 

Gargs: Well...well...well..... I guess we can say that the boys are back in town (fans go nuts). It seems that a few heads have started to get bigger here in the IHWA. Wicked D....you come into our fed because someone disrespected your federation. So you walk into the BADDEST FED ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH (fans pop)...and talk down to us??? Dragon...I think these guys have lost their damn minds.

Dragon gets the mic as a "F him up Gargoyle F him up" chant begins. Followed by a "Dragon" chant.

Drg: When the cats are away the mice will play. WICKED D....you wanna stroll into MY HOME...and talk about MY PLACE?? You and the rest of the Elite have made a HUGE, HUGE mistake. You aren't the first and you sure as hell won't be the last to come into our world and try to mess with it. If a war is what you wanted...well...you got one.

Wicked D: OoOoOh like anyone of us here in the Elite gives a damn about you two. Yeah you've come back...only to get your asses handed to you by the best.

Drg: Wait wait wait....we got one more little surprise. What would a IHWA pep rally be without this man...

That music....it's so familar...could it be....IT'S RED LEAF EXPRESS!!!!! RLF walks out and the fans go INSANE!!! "RLF" is all that can be heard as he grabs the mic and says one simple phrase......

RLF: "Boys...let's do this"

Everyone rushes the ring and the crowd is SUUUUPPEERRR JACKED!!! The Elite is battling it out with the IHWA as the LIGHTS GO OUT AND A SPOTLIGHT APPEARS UP IN THE RAFTERS!! Who is that??? WHAT THE HELLL...UP IN THE RAFTERS...NO...THATS NOT STING...IT'S COBRA!!!! The former CHAMP looks down with his trademark black mask as a MASSACRE happens in the ring....aww man...we gotta go. 

See you Tuesday for Terror… we're outta here…