May 26, 2002:

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1… BOOM!!!! THE IHWA IS ON THE AIR!!!

The camera pan the cheering audience as we see signs that say "Studdly is Gay!!! And so is this guy à ", "I’m Mad for the Dragon!", "Jonathan is Da MAN!!!", "I Miss the Wolf!!!"… the cameras pan all around and center on the stage where the pyrotechnic’s explode!!! What a night we have in store for the fans!!!

The camera pans to the back and we see Jerome Miller standing in an office with President Smith and VP Sloan… he is signing a piece of paper and then shakes hands with both men as the fans go nuts. Heeeeeee’s Baaaaaackkkkk!!!!

Let’s get down to the ring for the first match of this great PPV!

Winner gets a US Title Shot
Eliminator vs Wicked D vs Dope Static vs "Devastator" Jason Perry

"Click Click Boom" cues up as the fans are ready for Eliminator! He comes down to the ring quickly waiting for his other three opponents. The Winner of this match gets a shot at Jonathon's United States Title. "Sick" cues up also as Dope Static comes down to the ring. He had an impressive fight last week against Eliminator, and now he gets to face him once again. He gets into the ring and gives Eliminator a hard stare, Eliminator looks away and DS runs at Eliminator and is attacking him! Jason Perry and Wicked D aren't even out here yet! "Nocturnal Supremecy" blares as Wicked D blasts down to the ring!! He quickly runs and climbs onto the turnbuckle, Eli and DS are brawling it out, NAPALM SKY ONTO ELI AND DS!! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN AND THE MATCH HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!! "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" blasts over the system as the fans are going nuts for Destruction Inc's Jason Perry! He walks down to the ring with a mic.

Jason Perry: Whoa whoa, the damn match hasn't even started yet and we already going at it? What a world we live in! The show hasn't started yet because I start the damn show!!

JP drops the mic and sprints to the ring, he gets in and starts brawling with WD! This is an all out brawl!! The ref tries seperated them all, the bell rings and they all get into the corners. The bell rings once again and they all start circling each other... This is different. WD runs at JP unexpectedly and hammers him with a Flying Lariet. Eli and DS lock up and DS hits a Hammerlock, DS reverses it into a Snap Mare Takeover! DS stands him up and throws him into the corner, Jumping Body Splash!! Meanwhile, WD is giving JP some right hands, he winds up and JP blocks it, Falling Powerslam by Devastator!! He starts stomping away on WD. He has a Headlock on, DS sees this and runs over with a Sliding Dropkick to JP back! DS changes quickly and starts working on JP!! WD gets up slowly by Eli is up to his feet, he runs at WD and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex! Cover by Eli! 1...2...Kickout already by WD!!

DS throws JP into the ropes, JP jumps over Eli and WD, he comes back and DS jumps off of Eli's back into a Flying Clothesline on JP!! What a move!! DS gets on top of JP and starts Pummeling away. Eli stands up WD and throws him into the corner, he climbs up! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...Winds up...10!! WD is shaking right now, he falls forward into Eli, Fallaway Slam by Eli onto WD!! DS grabs JP by the legs and snaps on a STF!! JP is griving in pain, trying to break out of it! Eli with an Elbow Drop to DS back! Eli is really taking some charge in this match. He throws DS into the corner, he runs at him with a Roll Up Clothesline, NO! DS grabs him by the arm, Single Arm DDT onto Eli!! DS with the cover! 1...2...NO!! Kickout by Eli! It's to damn early.

WD stands the staggering JP up and throws him to the outside, WD takes his time going to the outside and starts giving him some Knee Drops. He stands him up and throws him into the stairs! Wait... JP reverses it and throws WD into the ringpost! He hit his head right into the post and is lying on the ground motionless!! JP sees him fallen, he gets back into the ring slowly. Eli and DS are brawling it out once again, JP just sits back at the corner and watches. DS gets the advantage and has Eli into the corner. JP walks over towards them, Axehandle Smash to DS back! JP and Eli whip DS into the ropes, he comes back, DOUBLE SIDEWALK SLAM!! WHAT IMPACT! DS is laying there in the ring holding the back of his head. Eli and JP are getting one hell of a reception! They look at each other for a minute THINKING that it's just them two left. They start going at it, JP throws Eli into the corner, he is giving him some hard Knife Edge Chops! Uh oh, WD is starting to make some movement outside, he is moving around and he is on his feet!! He is dazing up onto the ring apron, JP sets Eli up on the turnbuckle... He is going for a Superplex!! NO!! WD nails JP right in the forehead knocking him off the turnbuckle! DARK BLAZE ONTO ELIMINATOR!! DARK BLAZE!!! ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN! 1...2...3...4...5... DS is first up, he is on his feet by staggering still. WD is up next, DS runs over to WD and Spears him! He goes for the cover! 1...2...JP gets up and pulls DS off of WD!

JP grabs WD and throws him into the ropes, as he comes back he tosses WD up, TOSSING POWERSLAM BY JP ONTO WD!! DS goes over to the fallen Eli, he stands him up and starts giving some kicks to the midsection, Eli falls back into the corner, DS takes all his force and turns him upside down. DS runs to the middle of the ring, runs back with another Sliding Dropkick to Eli!! DS with another cover! 1...2...NO!! JP knocks DS off with a Leg Drop! JP is now going after DS, he hooks him up with a Verticle Suplex! NO!! Front Suplex on DS!! JP goes for the cover... 1...2...WD with a Shoulder Drop on JP!! THIS IS NUTS!! THE FANS ARE LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF THIS!! WD gets JP up, he throws him into the ropes and runs immediately at him with a Charging Jumping Forarm! Eli is still laying there unconscious from the Dark Blaze and that Dropkick! WD has JP setup and... BLESSED ARE THE WICKED!! BLESSED ARE THE WICKED!! WD GETS UP AND TURNS AROUND... TRAGIC DISASTER BY DOPE STATIC!!! TRAGIC DISASTER!! DOPE WITH THE COVER!! 1...2...3!!!! DOPE STATIC WINS IT!!

Winner by Pinfall and #1 Contender for US Title: Dope Static

"Sick" by Dope plays as Dope Static is in pain with his hand raised!! Eli is out! Wicked D is out! Jason Perry is out!! What a mess by all four of these men! And what a damn upset with Dope Static coming out to be the victor!

We cut to the back and see Jonathon watching the match, he is sitting there smiling. He gets up and heads out of his locker room...

Last Man Standing Match
Red Leaf Express vs Ryan Fischer

"Invisible Man" by Theory of a Dead Man starts to get the crowd in a bad mood as it plays over the speakers. The NEW Ryan Fischer walks out and he gets MASSIVE HEAT from the fans. This kid left with a bright look towards his future, and came back filled with piss and vinegar. He is dressed in a Maple Leaf's jersey with some black jeans and shoes. He has his hands taped up and seems to be ready for this fight. "Wild Thing" plays and the fans just LOSE IT!! Red Leaf Express comes out to a INSANE POP as he stands there and soaks it up. He loves it, and theyt love him. I swear....in a world filled with greedy men and women Red Leaf Express has always been unselfish and a hero to many. He looks at Fischer and asks him what his deal is as he gets in the ring. Fischer just looks at him, and spits in his face. RLE just laughs it off and slaps the taste out of the mouth of Fischer. Red has picks up two chairs that he brought in the ring...he hands one to Fischer and DARES him to hit him in the head. Fischer pulls back and CRACKS RLE in the skull. Red falls to the mat, but stands back up and shakes it off.

Fischer looks on in fear as it is RLE's turn...he SMASHES the head of Fischer as he falls through the ropes and straight to the outside. Red tells the ref to count as Fischer lays on the outside on the floor. The ref begins to count...1....2....3....4.. Fischer looks stunned and gets back up. He shakes it off, but seems very shaken up. He slides back in the ring and RLE is all over him. RLE places him in the corner and delivers a massive chop to his chest...and the another. He hip tosses him to the center of the ring and then delivers a running drop kick to his face. RF slides out of the ring, but RLE follows him to the outside. He grabs his head and rams him into the security railing in the middle of the aisle. Red grabs a chair, but Fischer grabs a sign off the railing and SLAPS the skull of Red. Red drops the chair, and then RF DDT"s him on the chair. He picks him up and delivers a gut wrench suplex on the hard floor. He drags RLE up the aisle way and then scoop slams him onto a electrical box. He grabs a ladder and starts to climb it, but RLE gets off the box. He low blows RF and the hits a electric chair drop OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO THE CONCRETE!!! This match is already starting off crazy. Red manages to get up, but looks hurt from that fall. Fischer is out as the ref counts...1.....2.....3.....4....5....6...Fischer begins to move, and RLE helps him up only to clothesline him back down.

RLE sets up the storage box and then SNAP suplexes Fischer on it. RLE goes to the ladder and begins his ascend. he comes off with a big elbow, but Fischer moves and RLE lands on the storage box. The storage box is hard plastic with a metal frame around it. The box doesn't give as RLE bounces off it VERY hard. He skids across the concrete as Fischer grabs small speaker. He sees RLE laying the ground and SMASHES it on the ribs of RLE. He tells the ref to count.....1......2.....3.....4......5.....6.....7....8...RLE gets up while holding his ribs, but Fischer grabs him and delivers a quick gut buster. RLE hits the floor again as Ryan Fischer grabs a monitor and smashes it in the face of RLE. AGain he hits him with it and watches RLE fall like a sack of rocks. Fischer picks up RLE and sets him on the storage box again....RF climbs up there with him....HE PILEDRIVES HIM ON THE BOX!!!! RLE falls in a lifeless heap as he twitches on the floor. Fischer yells "IS THIS YOUR HERO??" and the fans boo the shit out of him. Fischer slaps on the SHARPSHOOTER and calls Red a DISGRACE to Canada...I can't beleive he said that. Fischer has the hold locked in and RLE can do nothing about it. He can't even submit, and he is pounding on the concrete right now. Fischer yanks those legs back even harder as he adds more pressure to RLE. He let's go and RLE can't even stand....his head drops on the concrete and RF has a chair...HE SMASHES HIS HEAD WITH THE CHAIR AS IT GETS CRUSHED BY THE CHAIR AND CONCRETE!!! Red Leaf was just KNOCKED OUT!!!

Fischer tosses the chair in the air and laughs as he tells the ref to count. 1.....2......3......4......5......6......7.....8.....but RED is moving...and Fischer grabs the chair again and WALLOPS him in the back of the skull....AGAIN the rf counts...1......2........3.......4........5....RLE rolls over on his back and tries to get some air....Fischer sees this and goes to hit RLE with the chair again. But Red CATCHES IT!!! He monkey flips RF into a folded up table. Fischer is upside down as Red staggers to his feet...he grabs the chair and BASEBALL SLIDES WITH IT INTO THE FACE OF FISCHER!!!

Ryan slumps over onto his stomach, but RLE isn't done yet. He grabs the table and sets it up. He scoops up Fischer and places him on the table. RLE grabs the chair and climsb the ladder....he continues to climb and is close to the top....he's at the top....he points to Fischer as he JUMPS OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER WITH A ARABIAN FACEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Fischer hits the concrete with a wicked twist as RLE lands on top of him. He stands up and has the ref count.....1...2...3.....4.......5......6.......7.......Fischer grabs the ankle of RLE and begins to pull himself up. Both men are hurt a bit from that fall, but Fischer can barely stand....FALLING LEAF!!!!! He just laid out Fischer.....RLE picks him up again....he grabs a chair...another...another...another...and he keeps on setting these chairs upon each other. We have a HUGE pile of chairs now, but RF reverses the suplex and suplexes RLE on the chairs. They jab into his back as he grabs RLE and takes him up the ladder. They are at the top, but RLE hits a forearm shiver to the back of Fischer and grabs him.....SUPER BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON A PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS!!!!!

Fischer hit the pile as his body contorts in a violent way. RLE hit his head on a few of the chairs as he bareley misses the pile. The ref counts as both men are down and see out....1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6....7.....8......RLE has a chair in hand and uses it as a cane and stands himself up......9.....Fischer is still out....10!! It's over...RLE is up on his feet and Fischer is still laid out on the pile of chairs. The ref calls for the bell as RLE collapses back to the floor and looks to the sky...you can read his lips..."For you Erik"...the fans are on their feet cheering this battle as the ref raises his hand.

Winner: Red Leaf Express

Hardcore Title Match-Barbedwire Hell In the Cell
Anastasia vs Sgt. Hardcore vs "Maniac" Mike Smith

Papa Roach's "Blood Brothers" hits the arena and the fans give a big pop for Sergeant Hardcore. He's looking to win back the Hardcore belt in this vicious match. He walks down to the cell that covers the ring and starts to walk around it. He's wearing blue jeans and a thick looking t-shirt hoping to keep out the wire. The music changes and the fans erupt as "I Stand Alone" blasts out over the PA system. "Maniac" Mike Smith walks out slowly and the fans start a "Mike-a-mania" chant. He's also wearing a thick looking pari of jeans. He flexes his muscles and then walks slowly down to the ring to meet Hardcore. They stand face to face at the bottom of the ramp. The fan noise drops to almost nothing in anticipation of the start of the match. Hardcore sticks out his hand and the crowd give a nice pop as Mike shakes it and they hug. They stand together at the bottom of the ramp and the music changes. Hand of Doom starts up and the crowd give a big mixed reaction for our Hardcore champion. The music plays but no one comes out. What's going on?? The lights go out and many fans pull out lighters as the music keeps playing. With a flash of what looks like lightening the lights come back on. Where's Anastasia though. WHAT THE??? SHE'S ON TOP OF THE FREAKING CELL!! HOW DID SHE GET THERE?!?! The fans erupt and Hardcore and Smith start to climb.

Ana has a baseball bat wrapped with barbedwire in her hands and stalks the top of the cage as Hardcore and Smith make slow progress climbing the cage. Smith is getting up faster, he has cut off gloves on but Hardcore's having trouble climbing a cage covered in barbedwire. Ana backs off to let Smith climb up. He's at the top. He runs at her and explodes with a clothesline. She ducks it and brings the bat up hard between Smith's legs. The fans give a pretty big pop as Smith's eyes start to water. Ana grabs each end of the bat. Modified Pump-Handle Suplex using the bat!! Smith crashes down and gets caught up in the barbedwire of the cell. It must be damn strong this time. It hardly gave with all the weight of Mike Smith landing on it. Ana turns and is just in time to see Hardcore get over the edge of the cage. Not in time to do anything about the Spear he hits her with though. Ana is down and Hardcore has the bat. He hits a quick shot to her head then picks Ana up. He lifts her into Suplex position. He holds her upside down in the air. He could probably do this all night with his strength. BRAINBUSTER ON THE BAT! Jesus that's got to hurt.

Hardcore picks up a roll of barbedwire from under Smith and apologises as he wraps it round his leg. Leg Drop on Smith with the wire wrapped leg. Smith is bleeding a little from a few spots on his forehead. Hardcore walks over to Ana. He drops another leg. Nooo, Ana's up and Hardcore screams as he lands on the bat. Ana staggers up and see's Hardcore get up again with bat in hand. Hurricanrana from Ana. Hardcore tries to roll through to not get caught in wire. He's back up and shaking his head. Kick to the gut from Ana. Mike Smith is up now and watching what happens next. Ana lashes a foot out and kicks Hardcore in the face as he doubles over a little. High Cross Body Block, Ana gets caught! Hardcore nods to Smith and Mike picks up the fallen bat, he hits Ana in the back, once, twice and then really swings in a third. HE HITS HARDCORE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES. The crowd pop as Hardcore drops Ana and then to the mat. Smith picks Ana up. WRECKING MACHINE ON TO HARDCORE'S BODY!! OH MY GOD A CORNER OF THAT PART OF THE ROOF GIVES WAY!!

The crowd give a massive pop. Hardcore crawls away to the middle of the cage and Smith picks Ana back up. He wraps a roll of barbedwire round his arm and Clotheslines her to the ground. Smith looks to Hardcore who's staggering up. He walks over to him. Rising punch from Hardcore staggers Smith. Hardcore hits another right. Then a left. He goes for a huge left but Smith brings his barbedwire wrapped arm up and blocks the punch. DDT from Smith. Noo Hardcore blocks. Release Northern Lights has Smith rolling to the edge. Mike stops himself and staggers up. Ana is also up and has the bat again. Both Smith and Ana run at Hardcore. CLOTHESLINE FROM SMITH AS ANA TAKES OUT HARDCORE LEGS WITH THE BARBEDWIRE BAT!! HARDCORE 360's and lands on his knee's. Ana turns and grabs Hardcore and lifts him in a vertical suplex. She shouts something to Smith who drops to his knee's beneath her. He stands back up. HOLY S#@T!! HE's LIFTED BOTH OF THEM!!! HE TURNS TO FACE THE EDGE OF THE CAGE AND DROPS BACKWARDS!! THE CROWD ERUPT WITH AN UNHOLY POP FOR THAT MOVE. ALL THREE WRESTLERS ARE DOWN.

After about five seconds Smith starts to stir. He raises an arm and it starts to shake. The crowd are chanting his name. He turns to his side his whole body shaking. He gets to his knee's both hands raised in the air and the crowd are still chanting for him. He slowly rises and turns taking in the pop from the crowd. He grabs his Mike-a-mania shirt. He can't possibly rip through that, it's the only thing saving his body from the wire!?! Slowly he starts from the top, you can hear the fibre tearing as he rips the shirt off to the biggest pop of the night from the fans. The man is insane. He's flexing his muscles on top of the cage. He throws his shirt into the crowd and then turns back to the bodies.

The crowd erupt as Smith pulls Ana back up and to the other side of the cell. She looks damn near out. Smith puts her in Firemans Carry position and turns to climb down the cage. Hardcore is up now. He turns to see Smith getting just voer the edge of the cage. He quickly crawls over, what can he do though? HE GRABS ANASTASIA AND LIFTS HER FROM THE BACK OF MIKE SMITH!! Smith looks up but keeps climbing down. Hardcore has her back on the cage. Oh no, god no, they're over the damaged part of the cage. PRIVATE SLASHER THROUGH THE CAGE!! WHAT THE F##K??? ANA GRABBED ON TO THE ROOF OF THE CELL!!! HARDCORE IS DOWN IN THE RING. Anastasia has her hands on the edge of the roof. Blood is running down her arms. She swings back and looks down. SHE DROPS!! BIG SPLASH ON HARDCORE!! HOW DID SHE MANAGE THAT!! The ref drops to count the first action in the ring. 1...Mike Smith is in the cage.2..He's in the ring.3.He drops an elbow on Ana. Did he make it? THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL. ANASTASIA GOT IT!!!

Winner and still Hardcore champion - Anastasia

Mike Smith has his head in his arms. Hardcore is still out from his own finisher. What? Wicked D is in the ring. He hits Smith from behind to boo's from the crowd. He obviously doesn't trust the "Maniac". Huge pop from the crowd now though as someone jumps over the barrier and into the cage. JEROME MILLER IS IN THE RING WITH A BASEBALL BAT IN HAND. He hits D in the back. Wicked D staggers to the ropes. Miller runs in and Clotheslines D over the rope with the bat. The cell raises and Ana crawls out of the ring with her belt to Wicked D. Mike Smith turns to Jerome Miller. Miller has the bat cocked for another shot. He drops it, what the hell? MIKE SMITH AND JEROME MILLER HUG IN THE RING. The crowd give a huge pop. They lift Hardcore to his feet and all three men are standing in the ring with arms raised. The crowd are cheering for all three men. Smith and Miller help Hardcore out of the ring and to the back.

As the ring crew sets up the ring for the next match, we see scenes of different hurricanes racking coastline cities on the Jumbotron. We see tree’s bending almost in half and giant waves crash down onto the houses. We see houses with windows boarded and taped up and then we are back to the ring where we see that each corner of the ring has a 7 foot tall, 3 foot wide plane of glass in a wooden frame set up. There is bright orange tape forming an "X" on each plane of glass. The announcer comes on and tells us in a Hurricane Glass Match, the planes of glass are legal weapons to use! Oh man, this could be bad! This sounds more like a Hardcore match then a Television title match!

TV Title Match-Hurricane Glass Match
Asylum vs Hiro vs Cletus Pisson

"Ions" by Tool comes on and the Japanese superstar, Hiro, makes his way out of the back and heads down to the ring… He is accompanied by Stevie Dodge who is dressed to the T’s. Stevie Dodge holds the ropes open for him and Hiro gets in the ring. Hiro and Dodge start checking out the planes of glass as the music dies down and then comes back on as the sound of a church choir singing… suddenly, at the top of the ramp is the Cajun Messiah himself!!! Cletus comes out dressed in his Southern Comfort pants and boots, but is wearing his old reverend top. Cletus comes to the ring carrying the original "Book of Pain". He gets to the ring and slides in. He starts preaching to the crowd and then too Hiro and Stevie Dodge until the music changes to "Sanitarium" by Metallica! The fans go crazy as Asylum walks out… what the hell? Hiro and Cletus are both dressed to minimize the effect of the glass, but Asylum is wearing a pair of black shorts and a short boots! He is smiling wildly as the camera gets a great shot of the old and new scars that criss-cross his entire body. Asylum looks like he is going to enjoy this match!

Asylum slides in the ring and immediately attacks Stevie Dodge who should have exited the ring already! Hiro seems surprised but quickly comes to his manager’s rescue. Dodge is down on the mat with Asylum sitting on his chest and punching Dodge in the face over and over – Man, payback is a bitch! Hiro tries to pull Asylum off but Cletus takes advantage of the distraction and hits a Running Spear on Hiro from behind!!!! Hiro is thrown towards the fist glass pane with the force of a car wreck but manages to twist enough to miss the glass. Hiro hits the ropes and grabs on so he can take inventory of his freshly bruised lower back! As Cletus zeroes in on Hiro, Asylum pulls up Stevie Dodge and then hoists him high into the air over his head… the TV champ walks slowly to the edge of the ring and THROWS Stevie Dodge over the top and THROUGH the Canadian announcer’s table!!! What strength by the champ!

Cletus runs up to Hiro and slams a running Knee Lift into Hiro’s back!!! Hiro is shoved into the ropes and then whipped across the ring by Cletus… Cletus runs after him and then slams the smaller man to the mat with a Running Lariat!!! Cletus pumps a fist into the air and yell "Hoo Ya!!!" just as Asylum rushes him and hits a Spear of his own!!! Cletus is down with Asylum on top of him! Asylum pops him a couple of times in the mouth and then grabs Cletus by the head and pulls the Rajun Cajun to his feet… Asylum hits a European Uppercut that rocks the Toothless Wonder and then whips Cletus across the ring into one of the glass panes, but Cletus is able to put on the breaks enough to slow his hit so that it tips the pane into the corner but doesn’t break the glass! The wooden frame tips back and is sitting there precariously, as Cletus grabs the frame and then turns around and looks at Asylum while pointing at his head like he’s smarter than Asylum… Hiro takes advantage of this distraction and runs in with a Cartwheel Back Elbow that catches Cletus right in the chest and sends him stumbling backwards into the glass pane that shatters around him!!! The orange tape acts like safety glass and keeps the piece a fair size and hooked together – for the most part! A big piece of glass slams into the back of Cletus’ head and he staggers out with blood flowing freely down the back of his bare skull. Cletus staggers out right into Hiro who lifts him high into the air and slams him to the mat with a Death Valley Driver! Here’s the cover.. 1.. NO!!! Asylum grabs Hiro by the hair and pulls him off of Cletus!

Hiro looks up at Asylum indignantly and then hops up to his feet. Hiro gets in the champs face and then pushes him with a 2 hand shove! Asylum rocks back on his heels and then comes back with kick to the gut of Hiro! Hiro doubles over and Asylum grabs him and slams him to the mat with a Gut Wrench Suplex! Asylum grabs Hiro by the hair and pulls him up and then hits a Spinning Heel Kick that sends him spinning to the mat! Asylum makes the cover, but only gets a 2 count when Cletus hits a Leg Drop to the back of the champ’s head! Asylum rolls off and Cletus drops a Double Sledge across his back! Cletus pulls up the champ and then grabs him by the head and slams his face into one of the planes! The glass cracks but doesn’t break! Cletus takes that as a personal challenge as he slams Asylum’s head into the glass four more times until it finally breaks!!! Asylum hits an elbow to Cletus’ gut to get him off of him and then pulls his head out of the plane of glass… GROSS!!! There’s blood everywhere!!!

Asylum smiles as he pulls a big piece of glass out of his forehead! He tosses it into the audience and then locks up with Cletus! Back and forth they go trying to get and advantage and then Asylum gets the advantage, and hits an old-school Body Slam followed by a Falling Elbow to Cletus’ chest! Asylum gets up and measures Cletus but see Hiro just as he hits a Running Front Kick! It barely catches Asylum, but manages to swing the momentum. Asylum stumbles back and is immediately attacked by Hiro. Hiro turns into a living commercial for Ginsu knives as he uses his powerful kicks to slice and dice on Asylum! Kicks to the sides, shoulders and head of the champ have Asylum looking for breathing room! Hiro shoves him back against another of the panes and then goes for the Super Kick!!! NO!!! Asylum drops down and Hiro’s foot shatters the glass!!! The glass goes everywhere and Hiro pulls back an injured leg that is bleeding from multiple wounds. It seems that Hiro is having trouble putting weight on it! Asylum jumps up and slams him with a Clothesline from Hell that sends Hiro crashing down into the pile of broken glass!! He arches up on his shoulder in pain and then rolls off the glass! Hiro rolls out of the ring, as a now recovered Stevie Dodge comes up to check on him!

As Dodge pulls glass out of the back of Hiro, Asylum leans over the ropes and tells him to get his ass back in the ring! He doesn’t see the Rajun Cajun run up behind him and slams him hard into the mat with a Belly to Back Release Suplex! Asylum crashes into the mat as Cletus rolls over top of him! Cletus jumps up and drops a Knee across the blood forehead of Asylum! Cletus gets up and as Asylum gets up, slams a big Knee into the head of Asylum! Asylum goes down but immediately starts to get back up! Cletus sees this and slams another knee into his head… Asylum hits and gets back up… AGAIN!!! Asylum is getting up, but a little slower this time! Cletus changes gears and kicks the champ in the ribs and then hits a DDT!!! Asylum is out and Hiro is still out of the ring! Cletus grabs the last whole plane of glass and pulls it over so it slams down, frame and all, right on to the prone body of the TV Champ!!! Asylum is looking up through the glass as Cletus climbs up on to the top turnbuckle! He measures up Asylum and as Cletus starts to jump off, Hiro hits the apron and shoves him causing Cletus to mis-time the jump and fall head first into the wooden frame!!!! Cletus roles over and grabs his head in pain as the blood flows from a now open eyebrow!!!

Asylum is struggling to get out from under the glass plane as Hiro mounts the top turnbuckle! He signals to the crowd and then hits the "Look No Hands" Moonsault into a 450 splash right onto the pane of glass!!! The glass shatter, and Hiro ends up crumpled over the struggling body of Asylum! Here’s the cover.. 1.. 2.. NO!! 2 ¾ when Cletus pulled the ref out of position to save the match. Hiro rolls off as Asylum pulls himself up out of the glass… everyone is bleeding profusely now! Cletus waits for both men to get to their feet… he measures it up and then locks on a DOUBLE GATOR VICE!!! He’s got the mandible claw on both of them!!! Asylum and Hiro are both taken by surprise as he locks on the painful hold! Both of them go down to one knee as Cletus clamps down hard!!! Cletus leans forward and forces both of their shoulders to the glass covered mat as the bell rings!!! Cletus stands up and is jumping up and down as the ref tries to get his attention. Cletus tells the ref to raise his hand but he refuses! The ref is saying he didn’t call for the bell! Cletus looks to ringside and sees Stevie Dodge holding the bell clapper and smiling! Cletus runs to the ropes and start yelling at him but never sees Hiro run in behind him and kick Pisson in the head, sending him crashing over the top and to the floor!!!

Hiro goes to the apron and then leaps up to the top rope, he bounces off of it and goes for a Trampoline Plancha but Asylum jumps into the air and catches him in mid-leap with a Drop Kick!!! Hiro collapses as Asylum grabs him by the head, lifts him high into the air and holds him there for a minute. On the outside, Dodge is trying to put the boots to Cletus, but the Rajun Cajun grabs his leg and rolls up on it!! As Dodge yells out in pain, Asylum slams Hiro into the mat with a Shock Treatment!!! That Steiner-style Screwdriver Suplex takes what little life Hiro has right out of him… here’s the cover.. 1.. 2.. Cletus sees what’s going on, but can’t get back in time… 3!!!

Winner: Asylum

It all ends here tonight...the match that everyone was waiting for. We have 5 IHWA wrestlers who will give their all for one thing...the most prized title in the sport....the IHWA Heavyweight Championship. Diablo, Studdly, Dragon, Cobra, and Jonothan....they will battle friend and foe alike to be on top. It's time.....let's get to the match.

IHWA World Title Match- 5 Man Elimination
Johnny B. Studdly vs Cobra vs Alec Diablo vs Mad Dragon vs Jonothan

The sounds of "Angel of Death" gets the crowd in a frenzy...they know what's up. Jonothan walks out and the ROOF blows off the whole building. Many are saying it could be his time tonight....we will see if the other four are willing to se it that way. Jonothan looks so ready....he eyes up the fans and just nods....he can smell the title...he can feel the importance of this match. But the cheers cut off as the boos come in as "Mr. Self-Destruct" plays. The one and only COBRA walks out with that oh so familar mask. He looks right at Jonothan as the two don't even take their eyes off each other. I won't be surprised if these two tear into each other. And WAIT A MINUTE....Cobra has a duffle bag in his hand....could that be trhe MONEY that Studdly wired to him??? What is gonna happen here?? But the sounds of a bell tolling makes the crowd go into a hush...then the music kicks on...."For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica makes the crowd literally EXPLODE. The pop sounds like a explosion as Mad Dragon walks out to the fans. The "Dragon" chant starts as Dragon has the familar intense look on his face. He slides in the ring and shakes the hand of Jonothan and then goes to his seperate corner. Him and Cobra have words as "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park kicks in. Alec Diablo walks out and the fans act as if they want to stone him with sharp rocks. They hate this man as they boo him out of the building. Diablo just smiles and looks into the camera as he says the BELT is coming back with him. He gives Cobra a odd look and looks at the bag. Cobra just turns his head as Diablo looks on in confusion. Diablo has his eyes fixed on Cobra as Dragon and Jonothan stare at both of their enemies. And then the crowds boos get even LOUDER as the sounds of the Beach Boys ring over the speakers. Here he comes...the WORLD CHAMP...and his PINK title. Ivanna looks stunning tonight in a sleek blue oriental dress and the tag straps over both her shoulders. Studdly doesn't look too paranoid as he looks to Cobra and rubs his fingers together referring to the money. Cobra nods to Studdly and Diablo just about LOSES IT!!!

Studdly slides into the ring and holds his belt high. Dragon looks at Studdly and then SPEARS the HELL out of him. The belt goes flying and so the match begins. Cobra puts the bag of money down in the corner and tells Ivanna to watch it. Diablo is about to walk over to Cobra, but Jonothan tackles him from behind. Dragon is pounding away on Studdly, but Cobra runs over and kicks him in the head. He pulls Dragon off of Studdly as both men start to pound on the Mad One. They have him in the corner as they double team Dragon. Jonothan whips AD to the ropes and back body drops him HIGH into the air. Jono clotheslines AD over the ropes and then helps Dragon out as he clobbers JBS from behind. But Cobra picks up Dragon and delivers a belly to belly suplex. He scoops of Dragon again, but Dragon rolls him up for a quick win. But Cobra kicks out, and swings at Dragon. Dragon grabs the arm and slaps Cobra in a Crippler Crossface. He has Cobra and yanks back on his neck. Jono whips JBS into the ropes, but Studdly kicks Jono as he ducks for another back body drop. JBS clotheslines him to the mat and then drops to the mat and chokes him. Diablo looks at the duffle bag and then grabs the ring steps. He tosses them in the ring and means business. He grabs Studdly by the hair and WHIPS him onto the steps. Diablo picks up Jono and sets him on the top rope....SUPERPLEX'S HIM OFF THE TOP AND ONTO THE DAMN STEPS!!! Jonothan is in pain as Studdly gets up, but Diablo kicks him and then hits him with a stunner. He covers Studdly, but COBRA PULLS HIM OFF!! Diablo gets in Cobra's face and is fuming. Studdly gets up and Cobra turns to him....COBRA DROP ON STUDDLY!!!!! WHAT THE HELL??? Cobra looks to Studdly and laughs as he yells to him..."YOU CAN'T BUY ME BOY!!!!".

Diablo laughs as both men crack up in the ring. They turn around and catch a set of steps to the FACE by Mad Dragon. Dragon pounds the ribs of Diablo with the steps and the Cobra's head. Studdly gets up and doesn't know what the hell is going on but Dragon cracks him with the steps as well. Jonothan is up and Dragon drops the steps....both men look at each other and the crowd can feel that electricity. Dragon walks over to Jonothan and neither man backs down. Dragon smiles and then CRACKS Jono in the face. And Jono returns the favor and the fans GO WILD!!! Both men pound on each other, and then Dragon whips Jono to the ropes and leap frogs him. Jono waits though and super kicks Dragon to the other ropes. He catches him and then goes for a samoan drop. But Dragon slips off and delivers a NASTY Dragon Suplex. Dragon gets up but Diablo is there with the steps to meet his head. Dragon falls outside the ring as Diablo runs out the ring to attack him. He pounds away on Dragon as Cobra gets up and shakes off the blow from the steps. Cobra measures up Jonothan...COBRA DROP!!!! He covers Jono...1......2.....STUDDLY PULLS COBRA OFF OF JONO???!! He grabs the duffle bag and starts yelling at Cobra. Cobra just looks at him and then DROPS him with a left hand. Cobra rips open the duffle bag and starts whipping the wrapped bills into the crowd. Oh they are gonna love Cobra for that one. And look at IVANNA...SHE IS IN THE CROWD TRYING TO GET THE MONEY FROM THE FANS!!! Cobra is laughing away but Jonothan catches him with a low blow and a DROP OUT DDT!!!!

But both men are down and Studdly slowly gets up. But on the outside Dragon reverses a irish whip and Diablo runs into the post. Dragon grabs him and delivers a german suplex to the floor. Both men are going at it tooth and nail. Diablo rakes the eyes and rams Dragons head into the steps. Dragons head bounces up and then he slams Diablos head into the steps. All of a sudden the bell sounds and everyone stops....then a announcement....MAD DRAGON AND ALEC DIABLO HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED BY COUTNOUT!!! WHAT???!!!! THE REF WAS WATCHING AND COUNTING THE WHOLE TIME!!1 AD AND DRAGON LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND YELL "SHHHHIIITT!!" AND THEN THEY START POUNDING EACH OTHER AGAIN!!!! The fans are MAD AS HELL as Dragon and AD battle to the back as officials run out and try to break it up. In the ring Studdly is covering jonothan......1....2....JONO kicks out. Studdly can't believe it. He picks up Jonothan, but Cobra cracks him from behind and whips Studdly into the ropes....Cobra leap frogs but Studdly waits and catches Cobra on his back...HE SCALES THE TURNBUCKLES AND DELIVERS THE WIPE OUT!!!!! Cobra is on the mat and Studdly gets up...he Covers Cobra.....1.....2...THE ICON HAD HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!!! Studdly stands up and stomps around the ring in anger...SUPER KICK BY JONOTHAN...STUDDLY WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION!!!

Studdly staggers but falls into a hurt Cobra's CORBA DROP!!! Cobra hooks the leg....1....2....3...STUDDLY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! And IVANNA IS PISSED!! So now we know we will have a NEW champion in this match. Cobra gets up and the fans are buzzin as both men look at each other and know what it has come down to. Jonothan doesn't even hesitate as he tackles Cobra into the corner. He delivers some hard rights to the face of the face of the ICON. But Cobra battles back out of the corner and takes on Jono blow for blow. He goes for the COBRA DROP,but Jonothan counter and pushes Cobra off of him. He goes for the Drop Out DDT, but Cobra hits a release northern lights suplex. Jonothan lands on the back of his head as Cobra stands up and places him in the corner. He chops him several times and then places him on the top rope. Cobra pounds away on the head of Jono several times and then climbs to the top with him. He grabs Jono and delivers a SUPER BULLDOG FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! Jonothans face just smacked that mat like a fly swatter hitting a bug. Jono looks dazed As Cobra locks on the COBRA COIL in the middle of the ring. Jono fights off the pain as Cobra adds more pressure. The fans get behind Jonothan as they chant his name louder and louder. Cobra ignores them as he drags Jono back to the center of the ring. But as he stands up a bit, Jonothan kicks off and squirms out of the hold. BUt Cobra stomps on his knee and goes for a figure four. Jonothan rolls him up...1...2....Cobra kicks out. Jono stands up, but Cobra grabs his leg. Jonothan delivers a RVD spin kick to the face of Cobra. Cobra bounces off the ropes, and Jonothan catches him with a side walk slam. Jono starts to talk to himself and gets motivated. He goes after Cobra and delivers a sit down power bomb. He has Cobra in a pinning predicement...1...2...THE ICON kicks out.Cobra is too damn tough to put away.

Jono doesn't know what to do...he's hit him with everything. Cobra knows it too...he raises his head as Jono paces. He's giving Cobra too much time. Cobra goes at Jono and waistlocks him. German suplex. He grabs him again....Cobra Clutch Suplex. OHHHH that one looked nasty. Jono isn't moving as Cobra drags him to the center of the ring...he hooks the leg....1......2....JONOTHAN GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!!!!! Cobra looks in frustration as he picks Jono up and sets him on the top rope...but Jonothan kicks him in the face and hooks his head....SUPER DROP OUT DDT!!!! Jonothan covers him.....1......2....NOOOOOOOO MY GAWD COBRA KICKED OUT FROM THAT TORNADO DROP OUT DDT FROM THE TOP!!!! COBRA WON'T BE PINNED TONIGHT!!! Jonothan can't believe it...he's in the middle of the ring on his knees shaking his head. He can't get too frustrated now. Cobra is up and is staggering badly. He is on spagetti legs right now. Jono gets up and Cobra goes for another Cobra Drop. Jono reverses into a back slide...but Cobra flips over, but Jono DELIVERS ANOTHER DROP OUT DDT!!! He hooks the leg.....1.....2....3. HE GOT HIM!!! WE HAVE A NEW IHWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Winner AND NEEEWWWW IHWA CHAMP: JONOTHAN

JONOTHAN HAS FINALLY WON THE TITLE AND THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS...AND HERE COMES DESTRUCTION INC....DRAGON, RED LEAF, AND PERRY!!!! THEY RAISE HIM ON THEIR SHOULDERS AS THEY GO WILD!!! WHAT A NIGHT!!!! IT TOOK A FEW DDTS BUT HE FINALLY DID IT!!! Damn...what a night....and Fischer is lurking in the shadows somewhere looking for his title shot. But tonight...it's celebration for Destruction Inc. Good night everyone.