April 01, 2002:

To redeem yourself...you need to go that extra mile (pics of a bloody Cletus Pisson climbing a barbedwire ladder)...you must give it everything you got (shot of Asylum and Wicked D fighting through a plate glass window)....you must take the pain and bear any and all obstacles (we see Damien Cross taking Leatherbacks shots to his bloody head)....and in the end...you will have received your REDEMPTION (shot of Leatherback holding the title on the entrance way)!!!!!!!

5...4...3...2..1.....BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOM BOOMB BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!! WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE IHWA PRESENTS: REDEMPTION!!!!! The fans are here and they have SOLD OUT the arena tonight to see such matches as the HELL IN THE CELL Cage Match with X-factor as the special ref. They wanna see if Leatherback, Alec Diablo, or Damien Cross can walk away with the gold. They wanna see who is sicker, Wicked D or Asylum in a UNSANCTIONED MATCH!!! That one should be sick. Plus...the return of BLADE to the ring as he and Bull look to dethrone Mad Dragon and Jason Perry. Plus Hiro and Idolizer will battle it out after Hiro knocked him senseless with tta stiff kick with the metal shin guard. Anastasia will battle her first IHWA ladies match against Ivanna Dewitt. Hell it's a FIRST IHWA ladies match...period. The US title is up for grabs as Mike Action looks to retain, Jono looks to regain it, and Mean Mike looks to destroy a few people. Fischer wants his TV title back as well from Jay Miller. Tonight is gonna be GREAT!!!! I can't wait for it to start....let's get to the ring.

As we get ready for a night of fantastic action on this Easter Sunday, we see the Easter Bunny in the audience handing out eggs to all of the kids in attendance… Isn’t that cool?

Revenge Match
Anastasia vs Ivanna Dewitt

The sounds of Danzig’s "Hands of Doom" comes on first and here comes hottest IHWA rookie in years – Anastasia! She gets a fantastic reception from this capacity crowd. She heads down to the ring and the Easter Bunny hands her a chocolate egg and gives her a hug. Anastasia says thanks and then gives the candy to a little kid at ringside. She gets on the apron and then flips into the ring. Anastasia goes up to the 2nd rope and then plays to the crowd. They love this new comer. The music changes to "The Bitch is Back" by Elton John and here comes Ivanna. She is dressed in a pink and white flowered robe that covers her from head to toe. She walks by the bunny who tries to give her a hug too but gets shoved for it’s efforts. Man, Ivanna seems buff tonight! Ivanna slides in and slowly makes her way to the center still wearing that cloak. When did Ivanna get so tall?!? Anastasia looks at her like she’s a maggot and suddenly, WHAM, a huge right hand catches Anastasia on the side of the head and knocks her to her knees! Ivanna throws off the robe and the crowd soaks in the pink and white bikini, the long blond hair, the… ripped pectoral muscles? The CHEST HAIR?!? WAIT A MINUTE – That’s Studdly IN DRAG!!!

Anastasia is stunned by what she sees and Studdly takes advantage by grabbing her by the wrist and whipping her to the ropes – SIDE SLAM!!! Johnny smiles and then pulls her to her feet, kicks her in the gut and as Anastasia doubles over and Johnny hits the Double Under Hook DDT – 1.. 2.. 2 count! That was close but Anastasia kicks out…

Studdly nips up to his feet, pulls up Anastasia and slaps her hard in the chest with a Knife Edge Chop! OWWW!!!! That’s a female, Studd! Anastasia holds her chest in pain as Studdly lands three more chops! All of the women in the arena are holding their chest in sympathy pain! Anastasia is then planted hard into the mat with a Jumping Clothesline! Studdly makes the lax cover and counts with the ref.. 1… 2.. NO!!! Anastasia gets her shoulder up and Studdly can’t believe it! He grabs a handful of her hair and then pulls Anastasia to her feet again and - WHAM - slams a fist into her head… as Anastasia hits the mat again, Studdly yells that that was for Ivanna you b!tch!!!

Studdly grabs a big handful of her hair and painfully pulls Anastasia to her knees! He looks to the crowd as he holds a fist high in the air… he kisses the fist and then - NO!!! Anastasia just neutered Studdly with a big uppercut! Man, that would have made Chyna proud!!! Studdly is doubled over, holding his privates in a pain so severe it registers on the face of all of the men in the audience! Anastasia nips up now and then grabs his head and hits a big DDT! Studdly is planted into the mat and is holding his neck and kicking his feet like a mouse caught in a freshly sprung trap!

Studdly tries to crawl to the ropes but Anastasia grabs him by those little pink and white, flowered trunks and pulls him back to the middle of the ring… hey look folks, looks like we’re going to have a full moon this Easter! The crowd laughs as Anastasia "man" handles the Studd. Studdly is trying to pull his trunks back up as Anastasia kicks him in the butt and he goes sprawling across the mat… the crowd is eating this up! Studdly gets quickly to his feet and runs for the ropes… he bounces off and tries to take off Anastasia’s head with a Running Lariat - No! Anastasia saw it coming, ducks under his arm and then waits for Studdly to bounce off the other rope and return – Flying Cross Body Block!!! Studdly goes down hard as she makes the cover… 1.. 2.. 2 Count! That was close! The Cluj Cutey almost had him with that one!

Anastasia gets up and waits as Studdly gets to his feet, Anastasia jumps into the air and levels him with a Spinning Heel Kick! The crowd cheers wildly as she comes off the ropes with a Lion Sault! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Studdly got his foot on the ropes! Man, this is a more evenly matched match then I would have thought! Anastasia pulls him up by the hair as Studdly is slapping her hands and yelling Oww! She whips Studdly to the ropes… Hurricanrana! NO!!! Studdly catches her at the apex of the move and turns it into a Powerbomb on the new comer!!! He grabs her legs and goes for the cover… 1.. 2.. HIS FEET ARE ON THE ROPES!! WHEW, the ref saw it and breaks the attempt.

Studdly picks her up again and plants Anastasia hard with a Side Slam!!! Only this time, Studdly shows hi arrogance as he pulls her up before the 3 count! The crow boos loudly as Studdly whips her to the ropes again but this time Anastasia takes the advantage as she baseball slides through his legs, grabbing them as she passes and dropping Studdly face first into the mat! Studdly grabs his face and starts scootching to the ropes on his knees! Anastasia dives at him and lands in a Side Headlock! She is squeezing his head and making him turn bright red! Looks like the Studd Muffin has all he can handle in this woman! Studdly fights his way to his feet and tries for a Belly to Back but Anastasia blocks it and then hits a Modified Hip Toss slamming Studdly into the mat on his back as she holds on to the Side Head Lock! 1.. 2.. NO!! Studdly grabs her trunks and rolls with it… 1.. 2.. Anastasia kicks her feet and breaks free of the move! She waits for Studdly to get up and then dropkicks him into the corner! Studdly grabs his head in pain as Anastasia sneaks behind him… she grabs him in a reverse DDT set up and then begins to climb the turnbuckles… it looks like she’s setting him up for the Chaos Relic! Anastasia motions to the crowd but is caught by surprise when the Easter Bunney hits her with his Easter Basket and she collapses across Johnny’s shoulders… OH NO!!! Johnny realizes the gift he’s just been given… he holds her steady across his shoulders, steps up to the 2nd rope and then slams her backward into the mat with the Wipe Out! Cover.. 1.. 2.. 3!!!

Winner: "Ivanna" B. Studdly

The Easter Bunny slides into the ring and takes off the character head – DAMMIT!!! That’s Ivanna!!! She’s been at ringside the whole damn time!!! Johnny and Ivanna hug and kiss and don’t see Mike Action hit the ring… he slides in and slams into both of them with Double Sledge! Ivanna is flung into the ropes as Action grabs Studdly and pops him with a big European Uppercut followed closely Stunner!!! Action kneels across Studdly’s chest and is assaulting him when Ivanna jumps on his back. Anastasia follows closely and grabs her by the hair, then slams Ivanna back into the mat. Ivanna grabs her head in pain and tries to run but Anastasia grabs her again and hits a German Release Suplex that leaves Ivanna lying on the mat, right next to Studdly. Action and Anastasia leave the ring together and then head to the back with his arm around her. What? Are they an item now? At the top of the ramp, they kiss as they head to the back… well, guess they are.

Man what a way to open the show… wonder if Hiro and Idolizer can top that!

The Destruction Inc. locker room...we go inside and see all of them sitting down and conversating. Jonothan laces his boots as Dragon finishes some push-ups. Perry and RLE talk about tonight as we listen in.

RLE: I know Perry...but remember...Blade may have been out for awhile...but he is very very dangerous. Dragon...you got to know that as well.

Drg: I know Red...it's just that hasn't even touched us yet...ring wise that is. But I hear ya..the man is a threat. Both of them are.

Perry: A threat....yes....but we are the champs...we dictate the sh!t.

Jono: Well said my friend.

RLE: Stay focused tonight Jonothan...Action took you by surprise last time. Plus Ritz' wants you to shut the mouth of Mean Mike. Right Master (Ritz squeaks).

Jono: Ahh yes...the ageless words of Ritz. I'll take them to heart.

Drg: Serious though Jono...watch out for Mean Mike. If he can't get it...he will spoil it for you.

Jono: I hear you Dragon...good luck to all of us tonight.

Perry: Good luck to you to. Show them who you represent fellas.

Hiro vs. "The Idolizer" Sean Sweeny

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana cues up as the fans are getting ready to the young coming superstar, The Idolizer Sean Sweeny. Sweeny walks down the isle with cheers from the fans, he gets into the ring and starts stretching. Nirvana quiets as "Ions" by Tool blares over the PA System.... But it seems there are more BOOS than CHEERS! Hiro comes out to the ring with Stevie Dodge. Hiro quickly gets into the ring and gets in Sweeny's face. The bell rings!

Hiro pushes SS, SS comes back with a Clothesline! Hiro is up, SS runs at him from behind and tries a Bulldog, he connects! The fans are starting to get heated up. SS runs against the ropes, Hiro is up and leap frogs, SS comes back and Hiro nails him with a Dropkick to the face! SS goes down as Hiro starts giving him little kicks to the gut, Hiro stands him up, he jumps up and pushes himself off, another Dropkick! Hiro is taking early control in this fight. Hiro throws SS into the ropes, whoa! SS jumps up and nails a Flying Head Scissors! He is getting back into this fight.

SS runs against the ropes and hits a Rolling Thunder! SS is hitting repeated Elbow Drops! He picks up Hiro and tosses him outside of the ring, Stevie is trying to help Hiro up. SS runs onto the turnbuckle and hits a SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW!! Stevie and Hiro are down. SS is slow to get up. He is the first to his feet, he throws Hiro into the stairs! Hiro is holding his right shoulder. SS is thinking for a minute, he climbs on the ring apron, Hiro is on his hands and knees, WHAT THE HELL!!?? SS jumps off and hits a Leg Drop to the back of the head! Hiro is down, and still down! SS takes him up and rolls him back into the ring. SS climbs the turnbuckle, Hiro is trying to get up as fast as he can... He's up. SS jumps off and tries a Hurricanrana, NO! Hiro flips him backwards sending SS face first to the mat! Both men are down. The ref begins to count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... Hiro makes it up first! Followed by SS.

Hiro stands up SS, he starts punching him in the midsection, he whips him into the corner, Jumping Body Splash by Hiro! Hiro whips him into the other corner, DIVING CLOTHESLINE! SS can hardly stand, Hiro one last time... He ships SS to the otherside, no! He pulls him back, knee to the gut, SNAP DDT! We could have a winner! 1...2...Kickout!! Hiro stands up SS, he starts elbowing him in the gut, Hiro puts his leg on the back of SS head, he tries a Standing Leg Drop, SS flips him over! WAIT! Hiro lands on his feet, BACK DROP!! WHAT A MOVE!! Hiro runs against the turnbuckle, he jumps up on the third one, MOONSAULT!! 1...2...3!! NO!!! 2.99 SECONDS!

Hiro is argueing with the ref, SS comes from behind, REVERSE DDT! Hiro sits up dazed, SS climbs the ropes, he jumps off, DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!! SS is down along with Hiro. SS makes it up quickly but is holding his left knee, Hiro is slowly making it up, but is wobbling all over, SS throws him into the ropes, he knees him in the gut, PILEDRIVER BY SEAN SWEENY!! Cover!! 1...2...Kickout by Hiro!! SS is getting enraged, but he calms himself down a little bit. He picks Hiro up and throws him into the corner, he runs up and starts pummeling, he crawls behind Hiro's head. SWEENY HIT A DIAMOND DUST!!! THAT SHOULD BE IT!! Cover! 1...2...NO!? Stevie pulls Sweeny away. The ref never saw it. He had the match won!

SS gets up and turns in a senile way. Stevie is taunting the fans, SS runs against the ropes, he comes back, SIDEWAYS CORCKSCREW MOONSAULT ON STEVIE!! SS is beating the hell outta Stevie! He picks him up, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! STEVIE LIES FLAT ON HIS ASS! Hiro is up, he climbs the turnbuckle, DIVING BODY PRESS!!! THIS IS OUTTA CONTROL!!! The ref orders them to get back in the ring or he is throwing the match out. Hiro throws SS back into the ring.

Hiro stands up SS, GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB!! Wow, he still has alot left in him! Hiro goes over to his legs, FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! HE MIGHT HAVE THIS WON!! No, SS gets to the ropes as quickly as possible. Hiro is shocked that SS isn't giving up. Hiro throws him into the ropes, Spinning Roundhouse Kick!! Uh oh, Hiro is signalling for the Look No Hands! He is slowly taking his time to the top. The fans are getting behind SS here, Hiro is on the second turnbuckle, he is staring at the fans shaking his head. He climbs up on top, he turns around and sees Hiro... STANDING!! He turns his body, Hiro is just standing there, trying to stand with all his strength, Hiro just smiles and jumps off. HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!! SS JUST DELIVERED A JUMPING SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO HIRO IN MID AIR!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT CRACK!!!!???? HIRO IS OUTCOLD! SS WITH THE COVER!! 1...2...3!!!

Winner by Pinfall/Knockout: "The Idolizer" Sean Sweeny

Sean Sweeny is trying to get up, we had a painful match up. Hiro is still not moving. What a move that he pulled off, great move! Coming up next, Asylum vs. Wicked D in the Unsanctioned Anything Goes Match! That'd outta be a good one!

What the heck? The ref is calling for the EMTs! He is kneeling over Hiro and talking with him but Hiro isn’t moving! The EMT’s get in the ring and are evaluating the situation. They carefully place a neck brace on Hiro and then slide him gently onto the backboard. The EMT carefully remove Hiro from the ring and place him on the stretcher… the crowd gives him a standing ovation as the EMT’s roll him to the back. I hope he’s OK.

We see Commish Todd in his office as he finishes up some paperwork as his door opens. In walk Bull and Blade as they sit down.

Todd: Well well...look at you Blade. Haven't seen you decked out in that gear in awhile.

Blade: Whew...yeah...tonights the night. I'm ready. Were bringing the gold around our waists.

Bull: It's all in the bag. Right Todd??

Todd: Only if you guys can do it. I can't pull any strings tonight. I'm already getting heat by bookin the Asylum Wicked D match. They didn't want to book it after the violent tag match a week ago. But I booked it because the fans wanted to see it.

Blade: The fans?? Who cares?

Todd: Yeah but I wanted to see it too...but the Front Office didn't want it booked. So they unsanctioned it. It's gonna be violent.

Bull: Hell yeah it will with those two psychos going at it. Make sure you mop up the damn mat before we get in that ring. Who knows what kind of diseases those blood lickin freaks have.

Todd: Heheh ok Bull. Hey...guys..good luck tonight...Blade...give em hell.

Blade: Don't sweat it Todd...they will know that they were in the ring with me tonight.

Let’s get down to the ring…

Mad Dragon and Jason Perry vs Bubba Bull and Blade

System of a Down's "Chop Suey!" hits and the crowd launch into a some of the strongest boos and heat so far tonight. Bubba Bull and Blade walk out onto the stage slowly and make their way down to the ring picking on fans and returning any abuse given. As they roll into the ring the music changes to Judas Priest's "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" and The crowd give a HUGE pop for Destruction Inc's enforcer "Devastator" Jason Perry. He walks to the stage and plays to the crowd for a few seconds then stands still arms crossed over his chest as the music changes yet again. "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica hits and maybe the greatest wrestler to ever grace the IHWA walks out from the back to a PHENOMENAL pop from the crowd. Dragon stands next to Jason and the Destruction Inc members soak in the love of the crowd before they set of for the ring at a sprint.

Dragon slides in half a second before Perry. Blade immediately attacks Perry hitting closed fists to the back of his head. At the same time Bull goes for Dragon but is a little too slow and MD slides through Bull's legs. Dragon leaps up and Clotheslines Bull out of the ring as Perry fires two punches back at Blade staggering him and then Gorilla Press slams him out of the ring. The Destruction Inc members stand in the middle of the ring facing out to the downed Bull and Blade. Again the fans give a phenomenal pop for the Tag Champions. Mad Dragon moves to the champs corner and Blade climbs onto the apron opposite as Bull slides into the ring. The ref singals for the bell as Bull and Perry lock up. As with their singles match from a few weeks ago Perry puts up a fight but the stronger Bull pushes him back to a neutral corner and laughs. Perry runs out but as Bull telegraphs an Arm Drag he slides in and takes out Bulls legs. The fans pop as Perry mounts Bull's chest and starts hammering his face with closed fist blows. Bull pushes Perry off and grabs the ropes as the ref pushes Perry away. Bull slowly climbs to his feet and then they lock up again. Side headlock on Perry by Bull. Bull really starts to squeeze Jason's head. After about ten seconds or so Jason hits a few elbows to Bull's side and then leans into the ropes to push Bull off. Bull is pushed accross the ring to the opposite ropes, he rebounds back. HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY PERRY. He damn near knocks Bull out of his boots.

Quick tag by Perry to MD. Dragon goes to pick up Bull but is low blowed and Bull tags in Blade. Blade measures up the doubled over and hits a big Axe Kick accross the back of Dragon's head. Blade then picks Dragon back up and whips him to the ropes. Spinning Heel Kick from Blade. Dragon goes down again but this time comes straight back up. Attempted Superkick by Blade gets caught by Dragon. NO Enziguri by Blade on MD. Blade then tags back out to Bull who comes into the ring and taunts Perry as he picks up Dragon. Perry starts to climb into the ring but the ref cuts him off. With the referee's back turned Bull starts to choke Dragon accross the top rope. The ref turns back to see this happen and come accross to stop Bull doing it. Bull pushes the ref. The ref pushes him back and Bull grabs him and turns in the ring threatening to hit the ref. Behind the ref's back Blade now chokes Dragon on the top rope. He then lifts him up as if to Suplex him to the outside but send him flying forwards to land on his face. Bull then lets go of the ref and picks up the crawling Mad Dragon. Bull gives Dragon a Vertical Suplex then floats over for the pin. 1...2.. Kickout by Dragon. Bull pulls MD back up with him and hits a Snap Powerbomb in the middle of the ring.

Bull tags back out to Blade. Blade stomps on Dragon's body a few times then raises him to his feet and hits a front kick pushing Dragon back to the ropes. Blade tries a Big Boot but Dragon grabs the leg, smiles and then hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Blade and Dragon are both down in the ring, Blade is clutching his head. MD makes the tag first and Perry jumps the top rope and stops the tag being made by Blade. Perry whips Blade to the ropes and hits another big Clothesline as Blade comes back accross the ring. Perry picks Blade back up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep. He then rolls Blade over and slams his weakened knee into the canvass. He does it once again and then picks Blade up. Blade tries another kick but Perry easily catches it and pulls Blade close for a huge Cradle Suplex. Perry stomps on Blade in the middle of the ring then hits an elbow drop and pins him. 1...2.. Kickout by Blade. A very close call there. Perry tags out to Dragon who comes in and puts a standing leglock on Blades weak leg. Blade pulls himself over to the ropes and Dragon breaks the hold. Blade pulls himself up using the ropes and tries to shake some life back into his leg. Dragon moves in quickly and hits a viscious Benoit-esque Snap Suplex on Blade. Blade luckily rolls through to his corner and before Dragon can cut him off tags Bull in.

Bull charges at Dragon only to get taken down by a drop toe hold. Dragon waits for Bull to get to his feet then hits a few quick punches and whips him to the ropes. Bull comes back and ducks a Dragon Back Elbow. He hits the ropes again and ducks a Dragon leap frog. The next time he comes back he doesn't duck and catches Dragon as he attempts another leap frog. Bull lifts him straight into the air slams MD down in a HUGE POWERBOMB. Dragon's neck snaps back as he hits the ring mat and Bull goes to his corner to quickly tag in Blade. Blade rushes to pin Dragon. 1...2... Jason Perry runs in to break the pin. Bull leaps back into the ring and hits a huge Big Boot to Perry. Perry goes down to his knees and Bull tries to pull him into Powerbomb position. Perry powers Bubba over though and catches him behind him. D-BOMB!! Jason Perry just hit the D-Bomb on Bull. Both of the men are dow and Blade has no idea. He picks Dragon back up and goes for a Vertical Suplex but Dragon slides out behind him. Blade turns. KNEEBREAKER BY DRAGON ON BLADES INJURED LEG. Blade goes down clutching his knee and Mad Dragon quickly drops to the mat. NO CURE FOR THE MADNESS!! Blade tries to hold out. He inches towards the ropes. Dragon sinches down. Blade has no choice but to tap.

Winners: Mad Dragon and Jason Perry

In the back we see a three split screen as Alec Diablo laces his boots, Leatherback takes a small drink, and Damien Cross goes over a few things with Gorilla Nutz. Then we see X-Factor slipping on the black and white stripes. Tonight’s Main Event is gonna be a classic...I can feel it.

Asylum vs Wicked D

The opening tones of Metallica's classic "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" hit and Asylum walks out to nearly unbelievable heat from the capacity crowd. Asylum barely makes it onto the stage before Wicked D runs out from the back and goes to smash Asylum over the head with a Kendo Stick. Asylum ducks, wild swing from Asylum, D ducks and plants Asylum with the Kendo Stick smashing down on his forehead. This match should be a nasty brawl. A collection of referee's watch this unsanctioned match from a distance.

D smiles at Aslyum's downed body and starts to wail away at his head with the Kendo Stick, after the third shot it breaks and D throws the stick over his head. He stomps Asylum's head to the ground a few times but Asylum fights back up. D waits for him to rise then tries to whip Aslyum into some sound eqiupment by the stage. Aslyum reverses it and Wicked D goes crashing into a huge speaker. Asylum grabs him from behind and tries to lock on the Striaght Jacket!! D quickly turns and rams Asylum backwards into the speaker untill his grip loosens and D can throw him off. D looks over the side of the stage and see's two tables set up at the bottom. He hits a quick Vertical Suplex on Asylum then picks him back up and lifts him into Powerbomb position. The pop from the crowd is phenomenal as Wicked D Powerbombs Asylum off the stage and through two table's. This could be over already. D looks down at the wreckage below and shakes his head. He turns away from Asylum and backs up to the edge of the stage. NAPALM SKY!! BUT NO. Asylum moves at the last moment and Wicked lands in the wrecked tables. Both men are down and out.

The referee's look confused as to what to do so stay back and wait for some movement from the wrestlers. Asylum is the first to stir, a trickle of blood runs from the top of his forehead, must have been cut by the part of a table. He staggers to his feet and takes a moment to get his breath and take in his surroundings. By now D is also getting to his feet. Asylum grabs a wire runing along the ground and uses a sectioon of it to whip D's back. He strikes once, twice, three times. NO, Wicked D grabs the wire and uses it to pull Asylum towards him. DDT onto the floor by Wicked D, a crafty move by the three time Champion there. D pulls Asylum up and tries to hit a Piledriver but Asylum overpowers him and lifts him a little then powers him down with a modified Spine Buster. Asylum drags D up and pushes him through a door to backstage. The crowd boo a little but all the action is shown on the IHWATRON.

Aslyum throws D over a row of tables. A few of them fall over and D gets covered in the water and luke-warm coffee that had been on them. Asylum scouts the area lookign for weapons and grabs a shirt from the souvenier stand. D blindsides him and Aslyum's head smashes into the stand. D grabs the shirt from Asylums hand and wraps it around Aslyums neck and wrenches back. Asylum's eyes bulge in his head and his hands reach for something on the souvenir stand to help him. He quickly finds an IHWA mug and thrashes backwards behind him striking D's knee and breaking the mug. D screams but doesn't let go of shirt. Asylum's face is now going purple. He struggles to get off his knee's. He get's one leg up and pushes himself up with his rasied leg and his head smashes into Wicked D's. Both men go down clutching their heads and D is bleeding heavily from the nose.

Asylum jumps up and grabs D, lifting him and then planting him back down with a Front Russian Legsweep. D hits face first into the floor and screams. Asylum lift's him again and tries an Implant DDT. D fights through the pain and hits a Northern Lights Suplex. He waits for Asylum to get to his feet and turn around. D measures him up. TATTERED AND TORN!! ASYLUM FLIES BACKWARDS THROUGH A TABLE! Incredible move from Wicked D who's face is now damn near gushing blood. A beautiful Jumping Spinning Cresent Kick levelled Asylum there. D stand over Asylums body and picks him back up. Asylum is so groggy he puts up nearly no resistance and D Powerbombs him onto the remains of the table. Wicked D picks up Asylum and throws him through another door leading to the parking area. Wicked D Snap Suplexes Asylum next to a set of stairs and then drags him up meaning to throw him down the stairs. NO, Aslyum low blows D and pushes him down the stairs. Lucking for D it was quite a short flight, only six stairs but he rolls after hitting the bottom and goes down the next flight of eight. Both men once again are down.

The referee's edge forwards seeing who will get to their feet first. Amazingly Asylum shows the first sign of life getting to his knees and then using the stair rail to brag himself to his feet. He slowly makes it down the first set of stairs and then see's Wicked D almost to his feet. ASYLUM RUNS AND LEAPS THE EIGHT STAIRS AND TAKES D DOWN WITH A HUGE FLYING CLOTHESLINE. My god both men fly backwards into a limo and their heads crack into it. Asylum is first to his feet again though niether man would have survived a referee's ten count. Asylum pushes D onto the top of the limo. He climbs up and begins to smash D's bloody face into the hood of the car. After starting the blood flow against with a fury Asylum lifts D up and delivers a piledriver that dents the roof of the car. He grabs D and lifts him again but D low blows him. Asylum nearly doubles up and with a rush of adrenaline D jumps to his feet and grabs Asylum. DARK BLAZE FROM THE LIMO!! A SAMBO SUPLEX FROM THE FREAKING LIMO ONTO THE COLD, HARD CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

Asylum rolls away and both men are down and about three metres from each other. D pulls himself up with using the limo and looks around for Asylum. He see's him and drags him by his leg to a lift (elevator) nearby. Wicked D hits the up button and the door opens. As D walks in Asylum kicks out and trips D up. Asylum crawls into the lift and both men are on their knee's exchanging punches as the door closes. The camera cuts to one in the backstage area. It faces the lift door with two referees on each side of the door. The door opens and Asylum and D are still exchaning blows to the head and chest. Asylum throws to D's head and rock him back. D throws one but Asylum blocks it. Headbutt from Asylum, D screams as his nose is surely broken and a cut opens above his left eye. Asylum gets to his feet and then drags D to his feet. He pushes him out of the lift and smashes D's face into the door as it closes behind them. Wicked D throws another punch at Asylum but Asylum ducks and waits for D to turn back. SHOCK TREATMENT!! Asylum just buried D.

Asylum stagger's to his feet and looks shocked as he see's a shopping trolley nearby (What hardcore style match is complete without one!?!). He lifts D and Bodyslams him into the trolley. He pushes the trolley out of the backstage area back onto the stage. Every single member of the crowd is on their feet cheering their lungs out for D to get back up. Asylum pushes the cart to the centre of the stage then lifts D up so he's sitting on the bar of the trolley. He holds up by his hair so everyone see's the amount of blood he has lost and how near to unconsciousness he is. Asylum lets D got but before he falls locks on the STRAIGHT JACKET!! D tries to fight kicking out but Asylum drops backwards and D's attempts get weaker and weaker. With his last conscious action Wicked D starts to tap out.

Winner: Asylum

Referee's flood the area and drag Wicked D's unconscious form from Asylums body. How did either man survive that long? What a match.

Hardcore Title - RazorWire "Mystery Trunk" Match
DJD vs Wisconsins Bad Ass Tyler vs Cletus Pisson

"Rock the Dead" by Twiztid plays as WBA Tyler walks out. He told Katie to stay in the back for this one will be a bloody one. He wears jeans and some baseball gloves. He slides under the wire and cuts his WBA shit a bit. He gets a mixed reaction from this crowd as he looks at the key and the trunk in the ring. Wait a minute...TYLER IS CLIMBING THE POLE ALREADY AND IS GOING FOR THE KEY!!! Tyler HAS THE KEY AND OPENS THE TRUNK!!! HE PULLS OUT THAT DAMN CHEESE GRATER AND THEN SHUTS THE TRUNK!!! He sticks the key down his trunks. What a devious yet smart move by Tyler. Cletus is sprinting down the ailse as Dueling Banjos plays. He gets on the apron and flips over the wire. He gets up but gets CRACKED in the head by the grater.

Tyler attacked CP before with a cheese grater and really opened him up. Pisson seems more prepared this time as he has some jeans overalls one and a flannel. But WBA is whoopin his ass with that cheese grater. Aww man he grabs CP by the head and rips his flesh off with that razor wire. This match is already starting out sick. "Bodies" plays and the champ walks out. DJD comes down dressed in car overalls. He doesn't plan on getting too cut up, but that could always change. He climbs the top turn buckle and comes off and cracks CP in the head with the HC title. Now the match officially starts since the champ is here. WBA holds up Pisson as DJD cracks him in the head with the belt again. Cletus falls into the razor wire as he sticks there while the wire tears into his jeans and rips them. WBA grabs him by the head and GRATES HIS DAMN HEAD!!!! Cletus is a damn mess as blood covers his overalls. DJD stomps on him. This was a bad match to book. We all know DJD and WBA are tag partners. WBA lifts CP off the wire and CHOKESLAMS HIM BACK INTO IT!!!! WBA reaches down into his tights and unlocks the trunk again. He pulls out a BANJO!! I wonder who picked that one. DJD whips CP into WBA and he CRUSHES his head with the banjo. It breaks in half as the strings hold it together. WBA reaches into his trunks again, but DJD NAILS WBA FROM BEHIND!! HE TAKES THE KEY AWAY FROM HIM AND OPENS UP THE TRUNK!!! DJD pulls out a BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL BAT!!! He measures WBA and CRACKS him in the chest with it. WBA shouldn't have turned his back even on his friend in a title match.

He slams the bat on the leg of Tyler and then lifts him up. But WBA has the title in his hands and NAILS DJD. DJD hits the mat as Tyler gets up. Tyler grabs the bat and grinds it against the head of DJD. He grabs DJD and TOMBSTONES HIM ON THE WIRED BAT!!! The blood trickles from the face of DJD as WBA lifts him up and hits another tombstone on the bat. Tyler is obsessed for that title. Cletus is a bloody mess. His whole face is covered in blood and now DJD is being destroyed as well. Tyler picks up the champ with a overhead press. HE JUST TOSSED HIM TO THE OUTSIDE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!! DJD hits HARD and bounces a few times as he lay unconcious. The key is on the mat and Tyler sees it. He goes to grab it, BUT CLETUS SLAPS ON THE JAWS OF LIFE!!!!! And at the same time he is biting the leg of Tyler. WBA is screaming in pain as Cletus holds on. I think Cletus is actually gumming him since he doesn't have many teeth. But nonetheless it hurts. Cletus lets him go and opens the trunk. Cletus keeps it open and throws the key to the outside of the ring. Tyler tried to use it for his own use...a smart idea on his part. But now Cletus reaches into the trunk...he pulls out a bag...ohh noo....he dumps whats in the bag all over the mat...AND THEN CLETUS SPEAKS..."THE GOOD LORD THEN SAID....LET THERE BE TACKS!!" The crowd goes nuts as they see this. But Tyler grabs CP by both legs and flips him on his back. Cletus lands RIGHT on some of the tacks. Tyler grabs him and DELIVERS THE WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP (PEDIGREE) ON CLETUS!!! Cletus's face now looks like a red pin cusion as he franticlly picks the tacks out of his face. DJD crawls back in the ring as WBA sees him. He rushes him, but DJD delivers a Farooq spinebuster and slams WBA RIGHT ON THE TACKS!! He jumps up and tries to pick them out of his back.

Meanwhile the ref looks at Cletus and asks him if he wants him to get a stretcher for him. CP pushes the ref out of his bloody tacked face and stands up. CP reaches in the trunk again and pulls out a shovel in one hand and then a iron. He SMASHES DJD in the face with the iron and then BEATS the hell out of Tyler with the shovel. Cletus scoops up a bunch of tacks with the shovels and WHIPS them in the face of Tyler.

Tyler grabs the tacks from off his face as CP beats him a bit more with the shovel. CP then walks over to the trunk and lifts it up. You can tell it is heavy, plus it has a few more weapons in there. He SLAMS the trunk onto Tyler and then dumps it over. All the weapons fall out including a garden hoe, a hammer, a knights shield, a knights helmet, and another bag. Cletus puts on the helmet and then HEADBUTTS WBA. All the men are bleeding badly, but CP seems to be losing the most blood. He climbs to the top rope and comes off with a headbut with that helmet on, but as he comes off DJD CRACKS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE SHIELD!!! The helmet flies off and into the crowd as DJD slams the shield onto Cletus. WBA get's up and he too is cracked in the face by the champ. He falls onto the wire and his back becomes cut up as he quickly gets off the razor wire. DJD turns his attention to Tyler. Tyler swings at him with the garden hoe, but DJD blocks it with the shield. They fight back and forth as DJD is on the defensive. CP crawls over to the other bag and begins to unlace it. Could it be more tacks??? HELL NO...IT'S A DAMN PYTHON SNAKE!!!! The ref JUMPS over the wire and to the floor as do DJD and Tyler!! The crowd is going nuts as Cletus has the snake in his hands as he struggles to stay conscious. No one wants to get in the ring. But Cletus is losing too much blood as he falls to the mat. He let's go of the snake as he slithers out of the ring.

The whole crowd begins to get out of there seats until a security guard grabs it and takes it to the back. CP tries to get up, but Tyler climbs the top rope and jumps off the turnbuckle with the shield. He SLAMS it into the skull of Cletus. He sets it on the ground and then PILEDRIVES CP on it!!! I think Cletus is out cold. He picks up Cletus and then CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! Cletus isn't moving. DJD is in the ring now and hits a russian leg sweep from behind on WBA. The ref checks on Cletus and calls for EMT's. They bring out a stretcher and load up a unconcious Cletus. They take him to the back as DJD hits a DDT and is covering WBA. The ref has trouble getting in the ring as he rips his shirts and pants a bit. He counts...1...2...Tyler kicks out. Both men are a bloody mess, but Cletus has taken the most punishment tonight. They are almost to the back with him. DJD grabs WBA, but WBA has that hammer in his hand and NAILS the face of DJD. DJD falls like a statue. WBA falls to the mat and holds his head as he tries to pull it together. He pulls up the lifeless DJD and GIVES HIM THE WISCONSIN DEATHTRIP!!! But what's this?? Cletus is off the stretcher and on his way back to the ring. He can barely walk as he gets to the ring. Tyler is on the mat trying to pull himself together and go for the cover. But Cletus grabs the camera chord and wraps the foot of Tyler to the razor wire. CLetus slides in and covers DJD. Tyler sees this and tries to cut the chord with the wire...he almost has it...1......can he do it in time...2......no he can't...3!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!

Winner and NEW Champ: Cletus Pisson

Cleuts isn't moving and neither is DJD. But Tyler is as he gets the chord cut. Tyler is pissed as he grabs a pile of tacks and loads them on the shield. He picks up Cletus and POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE TACKS AND THE SHIELD!!! Tyler grabs the HC title and raises it high as the fans boo him. Tyler spits on Cletus and drops the title on him. What a damn match!

TV Title-Ladder Match
Jay Miller vs Ryan Fischer

Rage Against The Machine’s "Guerilla Radio" comes on and the former TV champ, Ryan Fischer, come out of the back. He makes his way to the ring and slides in. He starts warming up as the music changes.

"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath comes over the PA and the fans go nuts as the Television Champion makes his way down to the ring. The crowd is cheering on both of these evenly matched men. Miller slides in too, hands the belt to the ref and then shakes hands with Fischer.

Both men circle each other and then lock up… Miller whips Fisher to the ropes and then plants him into the mat with a Spinning Side Slam! Miller grabs an arm and locks it up… Fischer fights his way to his feet as Miller turns through the Standing Wrist Lock… Fischer slaps his shoulder to try and ease the pain as Miller takes a page out of Ian Payne’s book by kicking an leg over the arm and rolling through and locking on a Fujiwara Arm Bar!!! Fischer is in serious pain now but there is nothing he can do. This is a latter match so submissions don’t mean a thing… Miller seems to realize this because he pulls up Fischer and then throws him through the ropes.

Miller makes his way to the corner of the ring and grabs the ladder. He pulls it over the top rope and into the ring. Miller sets up the ladder but barely gets on it when Fischer runs in and hits a Running Shoulder Block that knocks the ladder over on it’s side! Fischer grabs his arm in pain again! Miller gets up and grabs Fischer by the arm again only Fischer expected it and kicks Miller in the gut – Famouser!!! Fischer grabs Miller but the head, pulls him up and then plants him with a Snap Suplex! Fischer pulls him up again and then whips Miller to the ropes – Back Body Drop! Miller gets right to his feet but is knocked back into the ropes with a Drop Kick! Miller gets caught between the top and middle rope! He’s tied up! Fischer takes advantage and sets up the ladder… he starts to climb and gets about 2/3 of the way up when Miller gets free. Fischer looks at the belt and at the oncoming Miller and hits a Flying Body Press onto Miller from off the ladder! The crowd cheers wildly!

Fischer pulls up Miller and whips him to the ropes… Fischer goes for a Spinning Heel Kick but Miller ducks under it, hits the far ropes and comes bouncing off with a Running Frankensteiner!!! What a move!!! Fischer just got his neck compressed by that! Miller rolls off of him and then grabs the ladder… he’s half way up when Fischer comes up the other side! Both men reach the top of the ladder and it is rocking back and forth! Miller punches Fischer and he punches back… back and forth they go until Miller falls OFF the ladder!!! Miller is on the mat but trying to get up. Fischer looks at the belt and then signals to the crowd! What?!? OH MY GAWD!!! Falling Head Butt off the top of the ladder!!! HE MISSES!!!! Miller manages to roll out of the way at the last possible second! Fischer hits the mat head first and crumples! Miller grabs the ropes and gets to his feet! He stumbles over to the ladder and starts to climb… Fischer gets to a sitting position and grabs the ladder… he’s shaking it as the Miller reaches the top! Fisher pushes the ladder over but Miller jumps at the last second and grabs the belt! Miller falls the 15 feet to the mat but he has the belt in his arms!

Winner and Still Television Champion: Jay Miller

What the heck? The lights dim a little bit, and "It's Me, It's Me, It's Mike X...Treme!!" suddenly blares from the PA followed by "Last Resort"!!! The fans go nuts as Mike X-Treme walks down the isle! He walks into the ring and helps Jay up, and then helps Ryan up. The fans erupt with cheers. Ryan and Jay shake hands, and the Jay leaves the ring first with the TV Title. Mike X-Treme and Ryan stare down and then head for the back.

United States Title
Mike Action vs Jonothan vs Mean Mike Smith

This one should be a wild one. "I Stand Alone" plays as "Mean" Mike Smith walks...not the Scorpion King hehehe. MM is BOOED furiously as he flicks off the crowd and walks his massive frame to the ring. He steps over the ropes and roars at the crowd until "Angel of Death" hits. The Slayer riffs excite the crowd as a strong member of Deep Impact walks out. Jonothan gets a INSANE POP from this crowd. He wears his Destruction Inc. shirt as he takes it off and tosses it in the crowd. They almost riot for the shirt as he steps in the ring. He and Mike have words until "Step Up" by Disturbed plays. Mike Action walks out to a mixed reaction. Action has been playing both sides of the fence as of late. Praising wrestlers, but still carrying a bad attitude. Is he good...bad...what?? I don't think it matters right no though...he is one thing..the US Champ. He gets in the ring and raises his title high.

Both wrestlers look to it and then MM rushes Jono first. These two have had some bad blood ever since Mean Mike had some choice words for him and spilled coffee on him. These two trade blows until Action gets in the mix and starts connecting a few hard punches on the face of Mike. But Jono grabs MA and whips him to the ropes, he comes off with a high cross body and goes for a cover. MA kicks out before a count and MM catches MA from behind with a elbow. He grabs him and delivers a Bubba Bomb. Jono pounces on the big man and backs him into the corner. He kicks away at his gut and then goes for a bulldog. MM holds on and slams Jono on the top rope. He straddles it as MM delivers a big boot to his face. Jono falls out of the ring, and MA clips MM from behind. he lifts him up and slams the big man. He tosses him to the ropes and connects with a Steinerline. he knocks the big man back into the ropes and connects with another. MM falls over the ropes and runs into a dropkick from Jonothan.

Mike Action grabs the ref and tells him to start counting. He wants both men counted out. Smart move by Action. But Jono catches on and slides in the ring. He goes after MA, but is caught with a hip toss and then gets kicked in his head. MA lifts him up and delivers a falcon arrow. Nice move by Action. All three of these guys have been doing great as of late. And the interviews have been top notch. Each man seems ready. Action scoops up Jono and bodyslams him into the corner. he has him in the tree of woe. Mean Mike walks over and grabs Jono by the chin. He pulls back ala Scott Steiner and yanks on that neck. Action kicks the chest of Jono as the Englishmen suffers some pain. MA grabs Jono by his legs and flips him over dropping him on his head with a hard thud. MM gets in the ring and catches MA with a big shoulder block. He grabs him and hits a falling powerslam. He hooks the leg..1..2...MA kicks out. MM tosses him into the corner and delivers a running clothesline. He tosses MA into the other corner and now delivers a avalanche splash. MA falls on his face, but Jono catches MM with a superkick to the jaw. MM falls into the corner and Jono runs up him and then monkey flips him out of the corner. Jono goes to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbow that connects on MM. Action gets up but Jono hits him in the gut and then delivers a high fameasser that plants MA's face on the mat. Mean Mike gets up, but Jono is there to meet him with a back kick. He goes for a suplex, but MA gets up and ax handles Jono in the back. He then grabs him and hits a german suplex.

Jono folds over and Mean Mike stomps on Jono. MA gets up and holds Jono up while MM measure him up. He knocks Jono's head off with another boot. MA wastes no time and body checks MM into the corner. He chops away on his chest and then picks him up by the legs and places him on the top rope. MA calls for a huracanrana, but MM low blows him. Oh man....If Mean Mike does this...OH MAN....THE WRECKING MACHINE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! Mike Action has been KILLED!!! The crowd can't believe it. Smith gets up and crawls over to him. The cover...1...2...JONO BREAKS IT UP!!! Smith would've had the belt there. And I think Jonothan knew that. The crowd knew that, and so did Action. But Jono brings MM to his feet and delivers a big suplex. He tosses M over the top rope to the floor. He quickly turns around and covers Action...1..2...Action kicks out. Jono wastes no time and climbs the top rope....it looks like he's going for another elbow drop. He jumps off, but Action is up on his feet and CATCHES HIM WITH ACTION TIME!!!!! And that was all the way from the top rope. Action covers him....1...2....MEAN MIKE PULLS OUT THE REF!!!! Action can't believe it. he turns around and jumps over the top rope onto Mean Mike.

They battle it out as Jonothan lays on the mat. The ref gts up and shakes it off as he slides back in the ring. Jonothan starts to get life in his eyes as he gets up. Action rams the head of Mean Mike into the steps and then gets in the ring....DROP OUT DDT OUT OF NOWHERE!!! He caught Action coming in the ring. BUt Smith pulls out Jono and head butts him. He picks up Jono and CHOKESLAMS HIM INTO THE STEPS!!! MY GOD THAT HAD TO HURT!!! Action is OUT on the mat. He suffered both Jono's and Mean Mike's finishers. His head must be spinning everywhere right now. Mean Mike starts to get back in the ring, but Jono has a chair and he CRACKS Mean Mike in the back. Action rolls up MM for the pin. Jono tries to get in the ring...1......2.......3. Action wins it. Jono couldn't get in the ring in time as he holds his back from that chokeslam into the steps. Action rolls out of the ring as the ref hands him his belt. What a win for the champ.

Winner: Mike Action

As we come back to the ring, we see the cage being lowered around the ring. As the crew sets up the cage, we see an overview of how we arrived at tonight’s main event. After the montage, the crowd grows quiet in anticipation as we head back to the ring.

IHWA World Heavyweight Championship
3 Way Dance in the Hell in the Cell-Special Guest Ref: X-Factor
Leatherback (c) vs Alec Diablo vs Damien Cross

X-Factor comes out first… he is dressed in his normal tights and boots but is wearing the stripes. He smirks as he heads into the ring. The opening strains of "Magic Carpet Ride" comes on the speakers and the crowd cheers wildly as Damien Cross makes his way to the ring. He slaps high fives with a couple of people and then enters the cage through the door. Damien begins to stretch as the music changes to "Judith", by A Perfect Circle, comes on and then man who made Deep Impact, Alec Diablo, makes his way to the ring. The fans boo the hell out of him as he gets to the cage… Diablo gets in the ring and immediately tackles Cross!!! The two men are rolling around the ring as the music changes to "". Here comes the champ!!! Leatherback walks slowly to the ring with the belt on his shoulder! He stops on the outside, leans against the cage and watches the action.

In the ring, both men roll around punching at each other, as LB stands on the outside laughing. Damien kicks him off and then grabs AD by the hair and is rug burning his face in the mat! Oww! Damien is a man possessed! He pulls up Diablo and pays him back for all the crap he’s pulled by grabbing AD by the hair and running him face first into the steel mesh!! AD is opened up and bleed from the eye! Damien Cross hits a knee lift that rocks the former champ and then whips him towards the cage – reverse by Diablo! Cross slams into the steel support post between the fences with a loud CRACK!!! Cross is dazed and Diablo takes advantage by grabbing him by the head and slamming his forehead into the steel post! Now Cross is bleeding too! Diablo wraps his arms around Cross’ waist and then falls back – Back Roll Up… BUT X doesn’t count! What’s up with this? AD lets go of the hold and then gets up… he gets right into X’s face… "What are you doing?" Leatherback sneaks into the cage behind him and waits… X-Factor says that the match hasn’t started because all participants hadn’t entered the ring yet! AD looks pissed as he turns around – WHAM!!! Leatherback levels him with High Kick to the face!

Cross has staggered to his feet but a Running Clotheline by LB sends him crashing to the mat as well! Leatherback is asserting himself as champion on both of them! He turns and sees AD getting up, then runs at him full speed – SPEAR!!! Diablo just folded up like a cheap chair! Leatherback grabs AD by the hair and then pulls him up – he flips him high into the air with a Power Bomb set up, SLAMMING AD’s head into the TOP of the cage and then planting him hard into the mat!!! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Cross hits a Drop Kick to the back of LB’s head breaking up the pin attempt!

Cross flips the champ onto his back and then jumps into the air bringing a Guillotine Leg Drop down across the champ’s chest! Leatherback grabs his throat in pain. Cover by Cross but only a 1 count as AD pulls him off! AD whips Cross to the ropes but Cross goes for a Cross Body Press – No AD caught him! Power Slam!! AD goes for the pin but a Leg Drop to the back of the head by LB breaks it up! LB pulls up AD and drops him with a Big Right Hand! LB pull up again and drops him one more time! LB’s fist is now covered in blood from AD’s head! Leatherback is smiling an evil smile now as he pulls Diablo up again but he doesn’t get a chance to slam him again because Damien Cross jumps on his back, grabs his arms and rotates through, turning it into a Crucifix slide… 1.. 2.. NO!!! That was close! Cross almost pinned the champ!

LB kicks out but gets a Drop Kick to the chest that staggers him back to the cage wall! Cross pulls up Diablo and whips him straight into the champ! Both men SLAM into the steel mesh retaining wall! Cross runs up and hits Wagon Wheel Kick to AD that sends him sprawling over the top rope! Diablo falls through the ropes and gets caught between the ropes, the apron and the steel mesh! Diablo tries to get free but it looks like he’s trapped! His leg is down between the apron and the mesh and he isn’t going anywhere.

Cross turns his attention to the champ… Cross waits for LB to get to his feet and then runs in and Drop Kicks the champ right in the shins, dropping the big man!!! Cross grabs an arm and a leg and rolls through the champ with a modified Inside Cradle… 1..2.. NO! LB uses his powerful legs to kick out of that attempt. Cross gets up and then pulls LB up – he whips the champ hard into the cage! As LB bounces off of the mesh he is dropped by a Spinning Back Kick to the Chest!!! Cross goes up top – and hits the big Frog Splash!!! 1.. 2.. NO!!! LB kicks out! How did he do that?!?

Cross gets in X-Factor’s face.. he says it was a slow count but X tells him to flip off… Cross is pissed but doesn’t want to get himself DQ’d so he returns to the match! AD is finally getting himself free when Cross grabs Leatherback by the arm and whips him to the ropes… Leatherback slams into AD and then catches Cross with a Running Clothesline!!! LB grabs Cross’ legs and then pulls him into position, drops back and slams Cross head first into the cage!!! Cross collapses into the ropes and LB begins choking him with them! Cross’ head is caught between the first and second rope as Leatherback starts beating on him! Cross looks to be in serious trouble folks! X sits back on a turnbuckle and is enjoying the show!!! Come on count or something! You’re the ref for crying out loud!

Suddenly out of the audience, it’s Big Black Balls McGee!!! He jumps over the railing and rushes to the side of the cage! McGee tells X to do something, but X ignores him. BBBM runs to the side of the cage where Cross is being choked out. We can see that Cross is turning blue and LB is laughing. BBM reaches into his pocket and pulls something out… WOW!!! BBBM just threw a fireball into LB’s face!!! Leatherback grabs his face in pain and staggers back into the ring!!! Diablo is waiting for him!!! 15 Minutes of Fame!!!! Diablo just made Leatherback famous!!! Here’s the cover – 1.. 2.. he’s got the trunks.. 3!!! NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP!!!

Winner and NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: ALEC DIABLO

As the cage starts to rise, BBBM slides in and frees Damien Cross. He is looking after his buddy as the ref raises Alec Diablo’s arm and hands him the belt! Suddenly the crowd’s booing turns into a burst of excitement as Extreme runs to the ring!

Extreme slides in and attacks the new champ!!! Extreme is laying it to the already exhausted champ… Extreme whips AD to the ropes and hits a Van Dam a Nator! Extreme grabs the title belt and lays it across Diablo’s head. Extreme runs to the ropes and hits a Running Drop Kick into the belt, ringing the new champs bell!!! Suddenly the crowd starts screaming out their cheers! Extreme gets in a fighting stance as… no, it couldn’t be… IT IS!!! COBRA!! Cobra is heading down to the ring with two chairs in his hands! How did he get the mask back?!? Cobra goes to ring side and Extreme challenges him to get in the ring. Cobra smiles through the mask and then throws one of the chairs to Extreme!!! The crowd sits in awe of this! Extreme seems pretty surprised as well. Cobra slides in the ring, gets up and points at AD. He holds his chair high and tells Extreme to come join him. They measures up AD who is now sitting there weakly begging off. Extreme and Cobra look at each other and nod and then WHAM!!! HOLY CRAP!!! Cobra laid out Extreme with the chair!!! Cobra kicks the returning superstar in the ribs a couple of times and then offers his hand to AD… AD grabs it and Cobra pulls him to his feet! AD and Cobra hug as the fans start booing excitedly! AD and Cobra leave the ring together and head to the back – smiling like the cat that ate the canary. The fans are throwing soda cups at them as the two men reach the back and hold their hands high…

Fade to Black