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March 25
, 2001


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We’re on the air!!! Coming to you live from the Astro Dome in Houston, Texas! Welcome to the greatest night in IHWA history… tonight you will see an unprecedented TEN matches!!! Tonight folks, you are going to see the biggest card in IHWA History… so grab a beer, grab a seat and we’ll grab your attention! Let’s get it on…


Ben Weasel and Joe Queer vs Shadowchild and J.J. Crawford


"Last Resort" by Papa Roach starts and out walks J.J. Crawford… the crowd gives him a mild response as he makes his way to the ring… next comes the mysterious newcomer… Shadowchild… he walks to the ring, totally ignoring his partner for tonight… it’s not often that you see guys with such obviously different styles teaming together… man, they go together like sardines and peanut butter… Suddenly "I'm Uncouth" by The Queers comes over the PA and the newest members of the IHWA, "The Guns of Brixton", Joe Queer and Ben Weasel, make their way to the ring… They get in the ring and immediately rush their opponents as the ref rings the bell…

Joe Queer attacks Shadowchild as Weasel takes on Crawford… Double whip to the ropes and Queer levels Shadowchild with a Flying Drop Kick as Weasel takes Crawford off his feet with a Running Lariat!!!

Queer grabs SC and tosses him over the top and to the outside and then they hit Crawford with a Double Suplex! Weasel pulls up Crawford, whips him into the ropes, then doubles him over with a low punch… Suddenly, Queer comes off the far ropes and hits a Running Ax Kick… Crawford is down! Here’s the cover.. 1.. 2.. NO!!! Shadowchild is in and breaks up the pin!

Shadowchild hits Queer and both men go over the top to the floor! Shadowchild and Joe Queer are exchanging punches with each other, as back in the ring Weasel is setting Crawford up for his finisher – the Weasel Driver!!! Weasel lifts Crawford up for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Crawford kicks his feet and changes positions… Crawford hits Weasel with a Tombstone but only gets a 1 count out of it… it was way to early for that…

On the outside Queer slams Shadowchild’s head into the guardrail and then plants him into the cement with a German Release Suplex!!! Queer gets up, raises a gloved hand into the air and yells, then climbs onto the apron… Crawford is taking it to Weasel in the ring when Queer reaches over and starts choking him! The ref is reprimanding him when Weasel levels Crawford with a big Shoulder Block in the corner… the Queer tags in and then climbs to the top as Weasel raises Crawford up into the air… SUPER BULLDOG off Weasel’s shoulder! Here’s the cover.. 1.. 2.. 3!!!

Winners by pinfall: Joe Queer and Ben Weasel


What a debut by "The Guns of Brixton"!!! These guys could turn out to be a serious threat to the tag team division. Lets get back to the action!


"Hardcore" Charlie Cross v. "Hardcore" Mike X-Treme

"Dazed and Confused" hits as the newcomer Charlie Cross makes his way to the ring for his first IHWA PPV appearance. The fans give him a warm response as he lifts his arm and a bamboo cane high in the air before his music is cut off and "Smells like Teen Spirit" hits and Mike X-Treme makes his way from the back. He takes his time walking to the ring…pointing and threatening the newcomer all the way down to the ring. He hops up onto the mat and tells the ref he wants some space before walking between the ropes. Cross turns around to hand his cane to the ring attendant…as he does, X-Treme sees his opportunity and attacks Cross as the ref calls for the bell…

X-Treme comes at Cross with a couple of double axe handles to the back…sending Cross to his knees. XT helps him us before whipping him across the ring to the ropes…he comes off…and XT misses him with a clothesline…he bounces off the opposite ropes…but this time XT sticks out his knee and sends Cross flying to the mat. XT lowers a knee to the chest…and another…he’s taking the rookie to school. He picks him up…and body slams him. Cover…1…kickout by Charlie Cross. XT helps him up again and proceeds to pick Cross up again, this time looking to give him a Tombstone…but Cross slides down XT’s back and then rolls him up in a small package…1…2…kickout by XT!!! Wow…what quickness from the big man…Cross shoots up and goes right after XT…sending him to the canvas with a standing dropkick…NICE!! XT tries to get up again…but is knocked down again with another drop kick. Not only is he quick…but he’s got hops as well…Cross goes over the corner…gets on the 2nd rope…XT is slowly getting to his feet again…OHHH…double axe handle of the 2nd rope. XT is down. Cross takes a second to soak in the cheers of the crowd before following up with a flurry of punches on XT on the ground. The ref breaks it up after about 5 seconds…

Cross looks to be in control. He goes over to pick up XT…LOW BLOW by XT…Cross is down. XT slowly gets to is feet as Cross in on the ground in agony…he really sacked him! XT watches Cross on the ground in pain for a second…."so you want to be HARDCORE huh?" says XT before stomping on his head a few times…stopping Cross’ squirming. XT then slowly picks Cross up…but this time CROSS sacks XT…and now XT is on the ground! Both men seem to have had the wind knocked out of them…or something at least…as they are both trying to gain their breath back. XT looks to be the first one up…he goes over to Cross…and goes to deck him with a right hand, but Cross ducks it and lunges at XT’s neck…grabbing him and…OHH a Diamond Cutter…that came out of nowhere…XT is out cold…Cross is still trying to get himself together after that move…he rolls over on top of XT…1….2….kickout at the last second.

Cross rolls to the outside and goes under the ring…he comes back up with a chair…XT is up in the ring…he rolls out the other side and reaches under the ring as also grabs a chair…the ref is trying to tell both guys to put the chairs back…but they aren’t listening. Cross and X-Treme walk around the ring where they are now facing off…Cross swings…misses…X-Treme swings the chair…OHH he hits him flush on the side of the head…Cross is DOWN!!! X-Treme tosses him in the ring…now’s here’s the cover…1….2….oh he kicked out…X-Treme goes back outside…now he’s got a 2X4…he gets in the ring…Cross is barely standing…X-Treme swings…misses…gut shot by Cross…drops it…Cross grabs X-Treme by the head…OHHH X-Factor on X-Treme right onto the 2X4…he goes for the cover…1…..2…..3!!!

WINNER: "Hardcore" Charlie Cross


Looks like round one in the battle for the rights to "Harccore" goes to the newcomer, Charlie Cross! Speaking of newcomers to the IHWA, lets check out the biggest man to grace out midst’s in a long time… The GOON!!!


The Goon v. Ryan Fischer

("Know your Enemy" hits on the speakers as Ryan Fischer makes his way out to the ring for his match with another newcomer The Goon. Fischer climbs into the ring and starts hopping around trying to get himself ready for his match with…just then a solitary drum begins to beat as the lights go dim and The Goon makes his way from the back followed by his manager lil’ Phil. This 7’2, 500pd monster looks about as scary as any man in the IHWA…he’s just HUGE!!! Fischer is in the ring in complete shock at how big Goon ACTUALLY is…his eyes as wide as a deer in headlights. The Goon manages to climb up the ring steps very slowly before stepping over the top rope and nearly bringing the ring crashing down around his opponent. The Goon just looks at the ref…waiting for the opening bell…)

Ding Ding!

Right at the bell The Goon charges like a Rhino right at Fischer who manages to step out of the way as Goon runs right into the turnbuckles…the ring shakes violently. Now The Goon turns around and charges at Fischer again…this time Fischer manages to slip under the ropes to get away to the outside. Fischer is scratching his head trying to figure out how he’s going to beat this monster. He takes his time before getting back in the ring. He climbs up on the apron…but Goon charges again…Fischer drops off the apron as The Goon reaches to grab him…but he loses his balance and falls over the top rope and lands head first onto the concrete. Fischer ceases the opportunity and begins to kick the giant as he is on the ground. However, The Good just absorbs the blows and stands up and grabs Fischer by the neck…CHOKESLAM on the outside…Fischer is out cold on the concrete…Goon reaches down and picks him up by the hair…and what’s this…OH MY GOD…he’s biting Fischer’s FACE!! He’s trying to EAT Fischer!

Fischer screams in agony as he is able to break away from Goon as blood flows from a huge gash in his forehead. The ref is still counting both men out as they stay on the outside…4…..……5……..Fischer stumbles forward as the ref tells The Goon to back and to get in the ring…but Goon just isn’t listening…Goon just grabs Fischer’s bloody head and gives him a thundering headbutt…knocking Fischer down again. Lil Phil is now pointing and shouting directions at his monster…but The Goon seems to be too wrapped up in the noise of the crowd to hear him…Goon then follows that up by going over and picking Fischer up and throws him over his mammoth shoulder as the ref reaches 8…but what’s THIS?

The Goon is just walking towards the back carrying an unconscious Fischer! Where is he taking him…Lil Phil tries to get the ref to stop the count but he continues ……9……………..10!

Winner: DOUBLE COUNTOUT


Where the hell is The Goon going with Fischer? Let’s see if we can get a camera crew back there! Damn, that guy is a monster… OK folks, while we try to sort this out lets get the next match of the night going… this should be good, it’s time for a good old STREET FIGHT!!!


IHWA STREET FIGHT
X-Factor vs Phoenix

The 6’5", 256 pound monster from Port Coquitlam, BC Canada, comes to the ring carrying a Canadian flag on a pole, grabs a mic and then tells everyone to shut up as they play the Canadian National Anthem… He stands in the center of the ring with his hand over his heart as "Oh Canada" plays over the PA… the crowd is booing for hell when Phoenix comes running out of the audience with a baseball bat and slides in the ring behind X-Factor! X did his homework though and was expecting it… he drops the mic and attack Phoenix with the flag pole!!! The Street fight is on!!!

X-Factor is slamming the pole across the back of Phoenix… the ref can do nothing since this is Street Fight Rules! Phoenix drops his bat and is trying to regain his feet as X-Factor uses the flagpole to choke him! Damn, X really hates this guy! X jumps in the air and comes down hard across the back of Phx as he pulls up with the pole… looks like X is trying to break him in two!!! X-Factor pulls up Phoenix, whips him into the ropes and then hits him in the mid-section with the flag pole… as Phx is doubled over X-Factor clotheslines him with the flagpole sending Phoenix down hard!!! X slides out of the ring and then pulls Phx out as well… X-Factor rubs Phoenix’s face on the apron trying to blind him!!! Phoenix throws a back elbow to X’s mid-section and then punches X in the head… X grabs Phx by the hair and bounces his head off the apron and then hits a Side Slam to the floor!!!

X doesn’t go for the cover though and instead grabs the wire off a nearby camera and starts choking the life out of Phoenix! Phoenix is fighting for his life but X doesn’t care.. he just looks at the audience and laughs as he continues to choke Phoenix blue!!! Phx manages to get his feet under him and then lifts X off the ground.. Phx dives backward and slams X back first into the corner post! Again… X looses his grip and Phx judo flips him onto the steel steps! X grabs his back in pain as Phoenix concentrates on catching his breath…

As X starts to get up, Phoenix grabs him by the head and drops him face first into the steel steps!!! Awwww… blood is pouring from his nose! Phx grabs X-Factor again and runs him head first into the steel guard rail! Man, he’s bouncing his head off the metal like it was a squash ball!!! X is staggered! Phx takes advantage by dropkicking him up and over the rain into the audience! Phx reaches over and pulls up X-Factor and then suplexes him back over the rail and onto the concrete! Phoenix grabs the top half of the steel stairs and pulls it aside… what the hell is he doing? Phoenix grabs X-Factor and… Oh Hell – he’s gonna Pile Drive him on the Steel Steps!!! Phoenix lifts him up but X kicks his feet and turns it into a Back Body Drop on Phx to the floor!!! What a smack!!! Phoenix is holding the back of his head, pulls his hand away and it’s covered in blood!

Both men are fighting for breath now… X grabs Phoenix by the arm and hits a Crippler Cross Face onto the Steel Steps!!! OWW!!! X is pulling and trying to break Phoenix’s neck!!! Phoenix is reaching around and finds the bat he dropped earlier, Phx swings backwards and hits X with a glancing blow to the head! X lets go and grabs his head! Phx turns and lays the bat across X’s back! X is staggered but is then laid out with a DDT that plants him into the steel steps opening a new wound on his forehead!!! Both men are bleeding profusely…

Phx with the cover.. 1.. 2.. NO!!! X-Factor gets his shoulder up! Phx pulls him up and then hits a Belly to Belly that leaves X laying on the announcer’s table… Phx goes to the apron, climbs to the top and then comes off with a Frog Splash but X moves and Phx takes himself through the table!!! Cover.. 1.. 2.. NO!!! Phx kicks out! What a brutal match… X pulls Phx up and calls for the Xterminator Power Bomb… X flips Phx up onto his shoulders, but Phx holds on and punches X in the head over and over until X falls back with Phx on top… Phx gets up and climbs to the apron… X starts to get up but a SideKick by Phx sends him back down… Phx measures him and comes off the apron with a Desert Stomp to X’s chest!!! Oh Damn!!! Phx drops down with the cover… 1.. 2.. 3!!! Wow! What a match!!!

Winner by pinfall: Phoenix


Phoenix has his hand raised, when suddenly X-Factor grabs the baseball bat and slams Phx in the back… Phx goes down hard and X continues to hit him until the back empties and the officials pull him off… X spits on the fallen Phoenix and then heads to the back with the bat raised in the air… what a jerk!!!

Next up tonight, we have the new enforcer of the Foundation, Eliminator, taking on the young high flyer from the Alliance, Jay Miller…


Eliminator vs Jay Miller

"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays over the speakers as the SuperHuman Talent himself, Jay Miller walks out to a good pop. He hops in the ring and waits for his opponent. The lights go out and the boos hit immediatly. Eliminator walks out and the 6'6 beast climbs over the top rope. JM wastes no time and drop kicks the big man. Bell sounds as we get underway. JM is all over Eli with some rights. JM hits the ropes and hits a flying forearm. He tries to get Eli down, but can't. He slides under his legs and hops up with a back wheel kick. Eli staggers as Miller springs off the top and bulldogs Eli to the mat. A cover.....1...2.QUICk kickout by Eli.

Jm hits the ropes but runs into a massive boot. Eli grabs him and chokeslams him...he picks him up again...ANOTHER chokeslam. Eli powerslams him then fires him to the ropes to hit a side back breaker. Eli lifts him on his shoulder and spins around then lets him go. JM FLYS into the air then hits the mat hard. Eli grabs him and gives him a running AWESOME BOMB!!! Miller looks like a ragdoll. Eli bounces the hurt Miller to the ropes and hoists him in the air only for him to drop face first to the mat. He goes for it again, but this time Jm grabs ELi and FACEBUSTERS HIM on the way down. Another cover, but ELi powers out at 1. Jm kicks him to the gut then delivers a scissor kick. Eli falls to one knee as Jm bounces off the middle rope and leg drops Eli on the back of the head. Eli is down. He goes to suplex Eli, but Eli blocks it and puts him in a vertical suplex.

Eli just let's go as JM hits the mat like a sack of potatoes. Eli drops the leg and applies a bow and arrow submission. It looks as if he is trying to break him in half. HE kicks Jm in the air as JM lands on his face. Eli hides in the corner then runs out for a clothesline, but JM drop toe holds him and ELi lands face first in the buckle. Eli turns around...BRONCO BUSTER!!! What embrassment. Eli goes for a spear but Jm sunset flips him...1...2...kick out. Jm bounces off the top again but Eli catches him and hits a fallaway slam. Eli waits and hits REVELATIONS!!! He goes for a cover......1...2..NO Eli pulls him up.

What cockiness. But wait...small package......1....2.....NOO JM almost got the win. Jm tries a leap frog after the irsh whip....OHHH ELI JUST CAUGHT HIM AND POWERBOMBED HIM!!! He grabs Miller....HELLS FURY!!! A cover...1...2...3. What a win for Eli.

Winner: Eliminator


Eli gets his hand raised....BUT WHATS THIS?? FRO UNDER THE RING...IT'S ONE OF THOSE MASKED MEN!!! OH DVD ON ELIMINATOR!! He jumps out of the ring and runs through the crowd as the rest of the Foundation runs out. The crowd is going nuts.

Hold on folks, we are switching to an outside camera, there is some type of disturbance in the back… we see the Goon standing on top of the parking structure and he has an unconscious Ryan Fischer pressed over his head… Little Phil is trying to stop him but – OH MY GAWD – the Goon just threw Fischer off the roof of the parking area!!! That’s like 30 feet in the air!!! Fischer landed in a stack of boxes by the dumpster. Let’s hope he’s OK… WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER IS THE GOON?!? Oh man, I can’t believe what we just say, lets get back to the ring!


Best 2 out of 3 falls Tables Match
"Devestator" Jason Perry vs Wolf

"Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" by Judas Priest comes over the PA, and the 6’7", 287 pound monster from Los Angeles, comes out first wearing jeans, boots and a "Destruction, Inc." t-shirt… Perry walks to the ring but instead of climbing in, he reaches under and pulls out a table! The crowd goes nuts as he slides it in the ring and starts to set it up… Suddenly the cheers turn to boos as the madmen from Metro City come out next! The Outcast, Wolf, stops at the head of the ramp and raises his fists into the air as the crowd boos wildly… he heads down followed closely by the monster, Dope Static, who is carrying a table in each hand! French Loaf is following closely with a some type spray can… Wolf grabs one of the tables and sets it up as Dope and French set up the other… Dope holds the table up as French Loaf begins to spray paint a target on it! She adds an arrow pointing to the middle and the words "Put Him Here Wolf!!!" Dope and French laugh as the ref tells them to leave the ring side area… Wolf slides in and gets right in Dev’s face ignoring the 8" height advantage that Perry has on him… as the two men argue, the ref calls for the bell…

No scientific wrestling in this one folks, this is gonna be a brawl! Both men start off swinging… Perry whips Wolf into the ropes and then levels him with a Big Boot! As Wolf starts to get up, Perry hits him with a big hip check and then follows it up with a series of Ax Handles… looks like Perry is pissed and Wolf is the one who’s going to pay! Perry pulls up Wolf and then hits a Power Slam that plants the Outcast hard… Perry pulls him up and then whips him to the ropes, on the rebound he Gorilla Presses Wolf up and walks to the ropes… DAMN, looks like Perry is gonna drop him through the table from 10 feet in the air!!! Wolf kicks his feet and falls off and then sends Perry over the ropes with a Drop Kick!! Perry hangs on to the rope to stay on the apron but then Wolf hits him with a Stage Dive that sends Perry bouncing off the apron and too the floor!

Wolf follows him out and then kicks Perry in the ribs and head! As Perry tries to get up, Wolf hits a Pile Driver on the concrete opening up Perry! Damn, that’s gotta hurt… Wolf pulls up the bleeding man and then slams his head into the apron… Perry is staggered and Wolf grabs him from behind and hits a Belly to Back Release Suplex that sends the big man up and over and through one of the tables at ringside!!! WOW!!!

Score: Devestator = 0 , Wolf = 1

Devestator is out of it, holding his head in pain… Wolf gets up and then kicks Dev in the ribs a couple of times! Wolf pulls Dev off the table and to the side… Wolf climbs the apron and then come off the 2nd rope with an Asai moonsault to the floor!!! DAMN!!! That one took the air out of Perry!!! Perry is trying to get up when Wolf goes over to the South Vietnamese announcer’s table and clears off the monitors and stuff… Wolf rolls Perry up on the table and then sets him up for a Pedigree – NO!!! Perry just Back Dropped the Outcast off the table and into the AUDIENCE!!! Watch out folks! Give these guys room!!! Perry jumps off the table and lands on Wolf and is pounding the former champ with big rights! Perry then goes to whip Wolf into the steel security barrier but Wolf reverses it and Perry bounces hard! Wolf runs in after him with a Running Clothesline that carries both men over the railing and to the floor by the ring! Wolf grabs Perry and looks like he’s gonna suplex him through a second table but Perry spins his body and drops Wolf with a big Corkscrew Neck Breaker!!! Wolf is the one holding his head now!!! Perry pulls him up and slides him back into the ring… Perry gets on the apron but Wolf is waiting and grabs Perry to suplex him back in the ring… WAIT!!! Perry uses his superior height and wait and turns it into a Total Devestation (Slingshot Suplex into a Falling Brainbuster) off the apron and through the table!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!

Score: Devestator = 1 , Wolf = 1

Both men are down after that one, Perry is laying across Wolf but there are no pins in this event… Perry slowly comes around and climbs into the ring… he sets the table up in the corner and then goes back for Wolf who is now climbing into the ring as well… Perry punches Wolf and then throws him into the corner! Perry goes up on the 2nd rope and is punching the hell out of the Outcast as the crowd counts along… 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6. .7..8.. 9.. 10!!! Perry looks like he’s about to celebrate when Wolf grabs him, walks forward and drops Perry with an Inverted Atomic Drop that rings Perry’s bells!!! Perry is down and holding himself as the Wolf just smiles! Wolf climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle and then comes off with a Flying Fist Drop!!! He pulls up the bloody Perry and … ANARCHY’S PLAYPEN!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! Perry is out!!! Wolf gets up and tries to pull Perry up but no deal, too much dead weight… Wolf cant win this unless he gets Perry through the other table! Wolf looks around a bit for something to use, but then Perry hits him from behind and staggers Wolf… Perry was playing possum!!! Perry grabs Wolf and points to the table set up in the corner and then whips the Outcast but Wolf reverses it at the last minute and puts Perry through the table instead!!! It’s OVER…

Score: Devestator = 1 , Wolf = 2

Winner: The Wolf


What a MATCH!!! Perry can’t believe what just happened… he gets up to go after Wolf but the Outcast slides out of the ring and disappears into the back.

Some hype up for the HARDCORE TITLE MATCH!!! A 5 way thumbtack tub match with a ring of WIRE!! We cut back to the ring where there are two old white porcelain bath tubs. With a bag of tacks tied to a pole in two corners. The ropes are covered in barbwire as we get this thing underway.


Hardcore Title, 5 Way TUB OF THUMBTACKS, AND RING OF BARBEDWIRE MATCH!!!
Kid Suicide vs Oska Gurrera vs Dope Static vs Chaos vs Wind

"Tribe" by Soulfly hits as Wind walks out to a pretty good pop from this crowd. "Cereal Killer" by the M-E-T-H-O-D (Wu-Tang in the cut) Man and Redman hits. The high flying Oska G walks out to a BIG pop. They love this Oska. guy. "Ghotrider" by Rollins Band plays as Chaos walks out then hides behind the entrance ramp. he gets a HUGE pop from the crowd. "Sikc" by Dope hits as Dope walks out. He is SPEARED by Chaos off the RAMP. Those two start going at it while"My Generation kicks in. KS RUNS out to a AWESOME pop. He jumps over the wire and the bell sounds.

KS and OG are going at it while Wind already climbs for the tacks. On the outside by the JumboTron Chaos, with a patch on his eye, battle DS. They are on the floor jacking each other up with several chair shots. Inside OG and KS hit a pancake on Wolf. OSk hits a piledriver while KS jumps off the top with a leg drop on Wind. KS now hurries to the top and tries to climb the pole but Oska gets up top with him and BELLY TO BACKS HIM OFF THE TOP INTO THE EMPTY TUB!!! A loud THUD can be heard as both men lay in the tub. Wind gets his wits back together and picks up OG> He RAMS OG's face on the wire. His skin is sticking to the barbedwire...SICK!! On the outside Chaos grabs a shovel and NAILS Dope in the head with it. He now sets up a table...CHAOS-DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Dope is out.

Chaos is making his way to the ring now. He gets in...grabs OG....CHOKESLAM!!! Grabs Wind....CHOKESLAM!!! Grabs KS...LOW BLOW by KS. KS is all over Chaos. he chops Chaos back a few until he get head butt in the face. Chaos picks him up and DROPS him on the barbed wire. Oska is a bloody mees from the face and KS is a bloody mess from the chest. Dope is STILL out on the floor from that piledriver. OG has a crimson mask now as Wind drops him with a GUST OF THE JUNGLE!! Oska looks hurt. He whips Osk into the wire but OG SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE BARBEDWIRE AND HITS A HURACANRAN ON WIND INTO THE STEEL WIRE!!! Winds back hits it as he screams in pain. Chaos runs over and BOOTS Oska in the face then CHOKESLAMS him into a empty tub. Oska hits hard as he lays there for a second. KS sneaks around and LEVELS Chaos with another low blow. Wind gets up and both men pick Chaos up for a suplex then DROP him on the wire. Chaos bounces off the barbedwire and lands on the floor.

Dope Static runs down with that damn shovel and HITS Chaos in the back with it. he sets Chaos up and CRACKS him in his bad eye. Blood starts to trickle from under the patch as Chaos lays on the ground in pain. Oska starts to climb the pole as he reaches for the bag of tacks. He reaches them until DS starts to push the pole AND PUSHES THE POLE DOWN SO OSKA FALLS FROM THE TOP OF THE POLE AND THROUGH THE HONG KONG ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! The crowd is stunned as Wind hops out of the ring and grabs the tacks. He runs in and SLAPS KS in the face with the tacks and SLAPS Dope in the stomch with them. Both men start to bleed right away. Oska is STILL out from that nasty bump. Chaos gets back in and grabs Dope from behind and POWERBOMBS HIM!!! Wind goes to swing with the tacks but Chaos grabs the tacks and hits Wind with them. CHAOS PUTS THE TACKS IN THE FIRST TUB!!! He grabs Wind...but let's go....HE GRABS DOPE STATIC!!! CHAOS BRINGER IN THE TUB OF TACKS!!!!!! OHH WHAT A SIGHT!!!

Dope gets up and his whole back is covered in tacks and blood. I can't believe this match. KS grabs a handful of tacks and WHIPS them in Chaos's face. MY GAWD he must be blind for good now. Dope staggers out of the tub as KS scope him then runs and hits the SUICIDE DIVE!!! That super Austin Stunner from the top just laid out Dope. Wind grabs KS and hits a BELLY TO BACK INTO THE TACKS!!!! OH MY....HE HAS THEM STUCK IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! All 5 men are just a bloody mess. Oska finally gets back in, but he has a chair in his hand and WHAM...down goes Wind. he sees Dope and GRINDS the chair in the bloody back of Dope. Oh you can hear the screams. We can see French Loaf watching this match in the back with Wolf as we cut to the back. KS finally gets out of the tub but gets a chair shot to the skull.

Chaos is trying to get his eye sight back but is clobbered by a shot by OG. Osk goes up top and comes off with a frog splash on Chaos. A cover...1...2...NOO. the first cover of the Hardcore match up. All five men are up again as they look like bloody messes. Dope grabs a handful and whips them at KS but he ducks and it nails Wind in the face. blind Chaos starts swinging until Dope grabs him and hits the TRAGIC DISASTER IN THE TACKS!!! Meanwhile KS is on the top of the pole and has the second sack of tacks. KS JUST JUMPED OFF THE POLE ONTO EVERYONE WITH ONE GIANT PLANCHA!!! All the men fall excpet KS is on top. He grabs the tacks and PUTS THEM IN THE SECOND TUB!!! KS turns around and Oska grabs him and delivers a HOT SHOT on the BAREBDWIRE!!! Suicides throat MUST be shredded after that move. Blood is EVERYWHERE in that ring.

Chaos crawls out of the other tub and he is a BLOODY mess. he has tacks sticking out of his head. Dope goes after him but Chaos just musters up some energy and SPEARS Dope into the WIRE!!! Ohhh now Dope is TANGLED in the wire. Look at how the barbedwire eats away at his skin. Chaos grabs that chair.....OHHH HE JUST DENTED IT OVER DOPES FACE!!!!!! Dope gets untangled and slithers to the mat in a heap of blood. All these men are just bloody as hell. Wind and Oska trade punches until Winf tries to get Oska in the tub. Chaos turns around and pushes BOTH men in the tub. The crowd is on their feet and roaring with every move. Chaos dones't look like he can see to well. Off the top....ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE!!! This time on Chaos. Kid Suicide wants to keep that title more than anything else. Oska and Wind get out of the tub as KS still checks his throat after that hot shot. Dope is still down. Chaos looks to be in bad shape right now. Oska and Wind are STILL going at it with those tacks sticking in them. Wind goes for a powerbomb but OG reverses it and Wind flies into the wire. This time his leg is stuck in the barbedwire. OG places the chair in front of his face and BASEBALL slides into his face.

Wind's head hits the chair and the wire. Oska goes up top but Wind gets untangled and gets on the top WITH HIM!! Both men struggle on top until KS PUSHES both men off the top rope and INTO THE CROWD!!! WHAT CARNAGE!!! Suicide turns around but CHAOS hits the Chaos Driver!!! OHH But Dope hit Chaos from behind with the chair. Dope grabs KS and POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE TACKS!!! WIAT A MINTUE...DEOP JUST TURNED THE TUB OVER AND HAS KID SUICIDE TRAPPED UNDER THOSE TACKS AND THE TUB!!! He grabs a tack....AND STABS CHAOS IN THE EYE WITH IT!!! Chaos is down on the math screaming in pain. Dope hooks the leg...1.....2....3!!!

WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! But paramedics are rushing out with stretchers. They grab wind and Oska from out of the crowd and put them on stretchers, then they lift the tub off Suicide and cart him off, then they place Chaos on one. BUT WAIT....IT'S THE MASKED MEN AGAIN!!! He DVDs Dope into the other tub of TACKS!!! Wait a sec....they took off the masks.....IT'S DAMIEN CROSS AND BIG BLACK BALLS MCGEE!!!!! The crowd is stunned!!! THEY ARE BACK!!! DC looks in the camera and says..."It's hunting time on the Foundation". WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT???

Winner and NEW champ: Dope Static


TV Title, Last Man Standing, ANYWHERE IN THE BUILDING
Gargoyle vs David Crowe

Respect the Wind plays as DC comes out to his usual jeers. This time they are deafening. He waits for gargs as Bad to the Bone plays. There is no sign of Gargoyle anywhere until we see him coming through the crowd. He taps on DC's should and NAILS him. The bell rings as here we go. gargs must be punching at 100 miles per hour because DC's head is rocking back and forth like nothing else. He whips him to the ropes then slams him in the corner and drives some knees to his face. He whips DC out of the ring and rams his face into the steps. He tries again but DC counters and DDT's him on the steps splitting open Gargs and making blood pour out of his mask. He puts him on the announce table and POWERBOMBS HIM!!! He then picks him up and TOMBSTONES HIM ON THE BELL RINGERS TABLE!!! This has already gotten ugly.

DC grabs that damn noose from under the ring and starts to strangle Grgs. Grgs grabs the slack of the rope and whips DC over into the fans. He takes the noose off and whips DC with it. Welts form on his back from the rope. Gargs keeps it wrapped around DC as he grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays DC in the face. He climbs over the rail and delivers a neck breaker with the rope. DC looks hurt. He drags him up the steps and rams him into a concrete wall. Gargs grabs a chair and hits him about 8 times with it. DC is busted open and bleeding heavily. Gargs grabs him and PILEDRIVES HIM ON THE FLOOR!!! He sets up two chairs and hits a FALL FROM GRACE GOING THROUGH BOTH CHAIRS!!! He has the ref count...1..2..3...4..5..6..7..8...

DC gets up but is put back down with a double arm DDT. He rams his face into the wall again and kicks DC by the steps. DC grabs gargs and yanks him as both men go flying down a flight of steps. Both men are down as the ref counts...1...2....3.....4..5...DC gets up and drops a leg on Gargs. DC walks over and grabs three tables and sets them on top of one another. He rams gargs on one then grabs a chair and hits Grgs a few times. He hits a Stroke on the floor then delivers a BRAINBUSTER on the concrete. The ref counts...1..2...3..4...5..6 DC stops the count and continues his onslaught. He delivers a spinning neck breaker then rolls the dice on Gargs. DC grabs a cable cord and strangles gargs along with the noose.

Gargs flips him over and stomps on his face. Gargs grabs the noose and starts to whip him with it. he wraps it around DC's eyes and twists the ropes for burns. DC's eyes start to bleed. Gargs hits another neck breaker with the rope as DC's neck snaps. Gargs lifts him up and hits a pancake slam followed by a DVD into a stunner. gargs goes to lift him but DC hits DAMNATION followed by JUDGEMENT. He releases Gargs as the ref counts...1...2...DC stops the count again as he takes Gargs up to the balcony. He TOSSES gargs of the balcony and is HANGING HIM!!! He said he would it. Gargs is kicking as his feet almost touch the tables that DC set up. Gargs pulls himself back up and headbutts DC. He wraps the noose around DC and WHIPS him over. NOw DC IS HANGING!!! Gargs said he didn;t want it to come to this but it has. DC is about to pass out...he's turning blue...is Gargs gonna kill him????? NOO....Gargoyle lifted him and let him go.....he looks at DC and says.."I could have killed you...it's over...let's leave it at that"... DC looks shocked as well as the fans. Dc just smiles and climbs on the balcony...what is he doing?? OHH HE JUST JUMPED OFF AND CRASHED THROUGH THREE TABLES!!!! MY

LORD WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT??? The ref is counting...1..2..3...4..5...6..7..8...9...10. It's over...DC just damn near killed himself. The paramedics rush down and strap on a neck brace as DC doesn't move. They cart him away on a strectcher as Gargs looks on from the balcony in disbelief.

Winner: Gargoyle


Gargoyle looks at the crowd for some indication of what the hell just happened… but nobody can shed any light on what just happened, nobody but David Crowe and he’s on his way to the hospital… Wow, what a night.. and we’re not over yet folks… there are still two matches to go!!!


US Title
Asylum vs Mike Action

Mike Action comes down first and tries to slap hands with the fans at ringside… seems like they’ve booed him for so long, they aren’t warming up to him being a new hero for their kids to fast, but I’ve talked with him and I think he’s serious folks, he wants to go straight and be a real man… as Action gets in the ring, Asylum comes out and the crowd goes ballistic… They have really learned to hate this man… he is supposed to be the United States champion, but it doesn’t sound like he is THEIR United States champion!!! Asylum ignores the crowd and walks defiantly to the ring with the US belt over his shoulder.

We start off the match with a Collar and Elbow tie up that Action turns into a Standing Monkey Flip! As Asylum is getting up Action his a series of Drop Kicks that rock the champ and then finally take him off his feet! Action hits a Lion Sault and goes for the early pin! 1.. NO!! Kick out by Asylum… good try by Action though. Action pulls up the champ and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex! Action pulls him up again and levels the champ with a Saito Side Suplex!!! Damn, Action is giving a wrestling lesson tonight! Action waits for Asylum to get to his feet and then jumps up onto his shoulders and VICTORY ROLL!!! 1.. 2.. NO!! Kick out by Asylum!!!

Action starts to whip Asylum into the ropes but its reversed! Asylum goes for a Clothesline but Action swings around and sets up a Crucifix!!! NO!!! Asylum shifted his weight and dropped Action with a Samoan Drop!!! Now it’s Asylum’s turn to go on the offensive… he pulls up the stunned Action and levels him with a Spinning Back Heel kick! Pull up and plants him with a Famouser!!! Asylum reaches down, pulls up Actions head and then locks on a Dragon Sleeper!!! Action is struggling to get away when Asylum stands up and falls back, SUPLEXING Action over while still in the sleeper hold!!! DAMN!!!

Action is holding his gut in pain… Asylum jumps on Actions back! Asylum kicks Action three times in the kidney area and then locks on the Camel Clutch!!! Action is in serious pain here!!! Asylum sees that Action wont give, so he lets go… Asylum drops a series of elbows to the lower back of Action as he crawls for the safety of the ropes. Asylum rolls Action over and sets him in the corner, looks like the madman’s going for a Bronco ride! NO!!! Action moved and Asylum just crotched himself on the corner post!!! OWWW!!!

Action is up, still favoring his back but moving… he grabs Asylum and pulls him to the center of the ring… Figure 4 Leg Lock on Asylum by Mike Action!!! Asylum is in pain now!!! The ref is asking Asylum if he gives but he refuses… Action cinches down harder but still no go… Asylum fights and struggles and manages to turn the move over – now Action is the one in pain!!! Both men fight until the hold is broken!!! These guys are giving us everything they’ve got… WOW!!! Action is up holding his lower back and Asylum is up holding his knee… they slowly circle each other… Lock up and Fisherman Suplex by Action! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Asylum punches him in the gut and breaks the hold… Actions whips Asylum into the ropes and hits a Side Walk Slam… 1.. 2. NO!!! Foot on the ropes by Asylum… Action is up first again, whips the champ into the ropes and goes for Flying Leg Clothesline but Asylum catches him!!! Holy Hell he just dropped Action on his head with a Doctor Bomb!!! Action is stunned and trying to get up… Asylum sees his opportunity and pounces… STRAIGHT JACKET!!! Action is struggling trying to get free as Asylum locks it on harder… Action tries to reach the ropes… but.. NO!! Asylum shifts his weight and they fall in the middle of the ring… you can see Action doesn’t want to give up … but.. HE TAPS!!! ACTION TAPS!!!

Winner by submission: Asylum


Wow! What a match and what a freaking night of wrestling… I don’t know about you folks at home, but I have a new found respect for this Mike Action… that is one tough SOB!!! One more match to go folks, so grab a beer, a snack and a seat and prepare for tonight’s MAIN EVENT!!!


World Title
Cobra vs Leatherback vs Mad Dragon

Highway to hell hits as LB comes out to a INSANE pop. The fans love this guy. For Whom the bell tolls is next as the roof blows off and Mad Dragon walks out. The arena is cheering until Mr. Self Destruct hits and Cobra walks out....he walks out AND GETS ATTACKED BY DAMIEN CROSS AND BALLS!!!! They jump him out of nowhere and start to pound on him. Eli and Dope rush out and attack DC and BBM. LB and MD start going at it as Cobra slides into the ring away from the other chaos.

All three are going toe to toe until Cobra lays out both men with the belt. He stomps away at both men until LB gets up and spears Cobra. He pounds away on the champ until MD walks over an yanks LB off of Cobra. MD goes at it with Cobra until LB grabs him and they start going at it. Cobra gets up but is double clotheslined by the two. Cobra goes over the ropes as MD and LB go at it. Cobra trips MD whos came off the ropes and holds the ropes down for LB. Cob gets in the ring and drops a few elbows on MD. He whips him to the ropes and misses a knee but MD catches him with a Dragon Screw leg whip. Then he puts him in a half crab until LB bulldogs him. Cobra gets up and kicks LB then goes for the Cobra drop. LB pushes him off into a super kick from MD. Cobra falls back and into a inverted DDT. MD runs but gets laraited by LB. LB kness MD in the face then slams him. LB comes off the second rope but misses the elbow. MD gets up and chops Cobra then chops LB. He chops them back and forth as each mans chest becomes red. They double headbutt him as he falls down. Cobra then rushes LB and gets him in the corner. He stomps away at LB and taunts him. LB rakes the eyes as Cobra backs up, into a MD german Suplex....three of them. A bridge...1..2...LB breaks it up.

LB DDts Cobra and covers ...1..2...MD breaks it up. LB goes after MD who gets punched in the gut, but manages to powerbomb LB out of his boots. Cobra catches MD with a clotheslines that send him packing. Cobra then slaps on the Cobra Coil and locks it in. MD runs and and Ghetto Blasts Cob with a kick. He then puts the No Cure for Madness on LB. He wrenches back as LB is about to tap but Cobra yanks MD back. Those two start going at it until Cobra hits a knee to the nuts followed by a fameasser. MD is down as Cobra covers him...1..2......LB breaks it up and ges a right hand for it too. LB starts to come back and knocks Cobra into next week with a lariat and a dagger like elbow from LB. LB powerslams him then hookds the lg , but Md breaks it up and T-Bones LB and Arm/head tazplexes Cobra. MD covers LB, but Cobra makes the save. The action spills to the floor where MD is sent into the steps and Cobra is rammed into the pole. LB misses the clothelines and kills his arm with the pole. MD sees this and slaps on a cross face on the outside. Cobra kicks LB in the face at the same time. What unity by MB and Cobra. LB tries to get up but MD slaps on the hold harder until Cobra kicks MD in the face and hits him with a chair.

He hurries and rolls LB in the ring and pins him...1...2....MD grabs Cobras leg off. Cobra kicks him but gets up and runs into a LEATHERWHIP!!! Both men are down as the fans await the cover...1...2..MD of the top with a big elbow. It breaks the count but saved Cobras reign. MD grabs Cobra from behind then swings him around and hits a northern lights with a bridge...1...2......LB break it up. LB grabs MD and tries to toss him out of the ring but MD reverses and swings LB out. Then almost gets dropped by Cobra but goes for a belly to back. LB grabs MD's leg and prevents that. LB grabs the chair and swings for Cobra but MD got up and was NAILED by the chair. LB turns and COBRA DROP BY COBRA!!! A cover...1...2...3!!! How in the hell did he do it again??? Dragon lifts his weary head up and can't believe it as Cobra rolls out of the ring and grabs his belt as he holds it high. What a night.

Winner: Cobra


Well there you have it folks, the biggest night of wrestling in IHWA history… hope you enjoyed watching it as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you… Good night and God bless…

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