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06/25/01 Summer Sizzler
PPV:
5...4...3...2...1.................SSSSSSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! YEEEAAHHHHH!!!
Summer Sizzler has kicked off and damn it is HOT! The fireworks go beserk
as clips of X-factor, Asylum, Fischer, The Elite, Destruction Inc, Deep
Impact, and everyone else flash on the screen. The fans are going
absolutley insane in this sold out arena. Signs are everywhere "The
Elite will RULE the World", "Asylum can't be stopped"
"Rufus will visit DEMENTIA", and "I'm here for the HARDCORE
TITLE MATCH!!". We go down to the announcers who run down the card
and go over some of the reasons for the matches. We kicks it off with our
first match...
Arrogant S.A.B. vs The Rage
"Evenflow" by Pearl Jam plays as Arrogant S.A.B. steps out from
the entrance area, and moves towards the ring. He goes into between the
ropes, and stands in the corner.
Bombtrack plays while Rage enters the arena. Rage moves quickly down the
ramp, and slides under the bottom rope. Both men stare each other down,
and the bell rings.
The two grapple right away and Rage overpowers SAB, and gives him a suplex.
Rage picks him up, and throws him against the ropes, and gets a clothsline
when SAB runs back. SAB tries a pin 1...Kickout. SAB gives him a jumping
DDT followed by a sleeper. Rage gets to his feet while SAB is still
holding the sleeper, and he reverses it into a backdrop. Rage taunts for
the crowd, but the crowd has no reaction. Rage gives SAB a front headlock
and SAB reverses it into a northern lights suplex. SAB with a pin 1...2...kickout!
and then lets go to give him a neckbreaker. Rage throws SAB to the outside
and then goes outside himself. He smashes SAB's head onto the ring apron.
He goes to do it again, but SAB blocks it, elbows him in the gut, and then
gives him a reverse DDT. He picks him up, and throws him up the ramp. They
exchange punches on the top of the ramp, and don't even realize that the
referee is counting them out! The ref is at 5 while they just brawl at the
top. 6...7 They keep fighting, and even make their way to the back
8...9...10. The two are seen fighting on the IHWAtron even after the bell
rings to end the match.
Winner: No Contest due to Double DQ
Number 1 Contender for TV
Title
Jenson Zuban vs Oska Gurrera vs Eliminator vs Fury
This should be a hell of a match… we’ve got two members of the Elite
in their first IHWA meeting against each other, a mainstay of the IHWA and
the man who has to be the front runner for Rookie of the Year award. All
four men are already in the ring and waiting anxiously for the match to
start.. the bell rings and it looks like Fury and Oska are going to start
this one off.
The two men meet in the middle of the ring and stand nose to chin… Oska
gives up 11" to Fury, 12 to Zuban and 15 to Eliminator; but don’t
count the miniature Luchadore out to quickly, he’s always the smallest
man in the match but always seems to hold his own. We start out with a
Collar and Elbow tie up… Fury rocks the smaller man with a Knee to the
Gut and then whips him into the ropes… Fury goes for a Clothesline but
Oska ducks under, hits the far ropes and launches himself into the air
with a Flying Forearm to Fury’s head… Fury is rocked back and Oska
heads back to the ropes, springboards off the 2nd one and hits a Flying
Body Press onto Fury… Fury falls back and rolls through… he’s got
the trunks! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Eli comes in and pulls Fury off… Fury gets up
but gets a boot in the face for his troubles! Eli steps back out as Zuban
pulls Fury to the corner and tags himself in.
Zuban, dressed in traditional Thai Kick Boxing shorts, rushes in and lands
some gigantic side kicks to Oska ribs reeling the smaller Mexican
superstar… a Jumping Thrust Kick sends Oska flipping backwards to the
mat where he lands face down!!! WOW!!! Oska just did a 270 onto the mat.
Zuban kneels into Oska’s back grinding his knee into the Oska’s spine…
he grabs Oska’s head and crossed legs and rolls backward turning it into
a Bow and Arrow submission hold! Oska is yelling out in pain as the ref
asks him if he submits… Oska wont and Zuban is forced to release the
hold..
Oska is holding his back in pain… Zuban stomps on his head a few
times and then goes to the turnbuckles and climbs to the top.. looks like
he’s setting him up for the Phantom Claw (an Axe Kick from up top)…
Zuban is waiting as Oska gets to his hands and knees.. NO!!! Eliminator
pushes him off and Zuban falls hard to the ring… Eli reaches over as
Oska makes the tag and then Eli rushes in… he kicks Zuban in the head
and then reaches down, wraps his hands around Zuban’s throat and lifts
him high into the air with a Hangman Choke!!! Zuban is kicking his feet
and trying to get free as Fury runs in, bounces off the far ropes and hits
a Drop Kick to the back of Eli’s knee!!! Eli falls to the mat with Zuban
on top of him… Zuban gets free and then Fury whips him into the ropes
and sends him high into the air with a Back Body Drop… Zuban uses the
momentum and turns the move into a High Guillotine Drop on Eli!!! Oh my
gawd!!! He had to come from about 10 feet in the air!!! Eli is down…
here’s the cover 1.. 2.. NO!!! Eli manages to kick out! Wow…
Zuban pulls up Eli and sends him into the corner and then kneels down as
Fury comes running across, springs off of Zuban’s back and rocks the big
man with a Flying Crescent Kick to the chest… Eli grabs his chest and
doubles over as Fury and Zuban hit a big Double DDT and a cover… the ref
refuses to count… he says only one of them can make the cover since this
isn’t a tag team match… Zuban tells Fury to get up since he’s the
legal man and Fury tells him to get up since Fury’s move is what took
Eli out… Zuban and Fury are standing there arguing when Eli suddenly
sends both men crashing to the mat with a Running Double Clothesline!!!
Eli grabs Fury and throws him up and over the top to the floor!!! He then
grabs Zuban by the hair and holds him up as he tags in Oska… Oska
springboards off the top and hits a Missile Drop Kick to Zuban’s chest!
Oska is up and pulling Zuban to his feet as Eli heads outside to take care
of Fury…
As Eli starts to climb out, Fury clocks him in the head with the
ring bell!!! Eli falls hard to the cement floor… Fury is up on the apron
as Oska whips Zuban into the ropes where he makes the blind tag… Guerra
takes Zuban over with a big Hurricanrana… when the ref doesn’t make
the count Oska looks up just as Fury hits a Running Drop Kick to the
face!!! Oska is out and Fury helps Zuban up and to ringside… Fury turns
to Oska and grabs the Luchadore… he lifts him high into the air with a
suplex… NO! He just turned it into a Sit Down Pile Driver… it’s the
Fatal Error!!! Fury just planted Oska into the mat with the Fatal Error!!!
Here’s the cover… 1.. 2.. 3!!!
Winner and #1 Contender for the Television Title:
Fury
Fury is up and having his
hand raised when Zuban rushes the ring… what’s going to happen…
nothing, Zuban shows his support for his partner by raising his other hand
as Eli just shakes his head in disgust and walks away. What a match…
No Holds Barred BRAWL
Gargoyle vs Rufus
Rufus' music hits as he is booed right when he peeks his head out of the
curtain. He begins to walk down the aisle when OUT OF NOWHERE he is hit
with a cookie sheet. Gargoyle wastes no time as he tosses Ruf in the ring.
He whips him to the ropes and spins with the sheet connecting it with
Rufus' face. The bell sounds and this ANYTHING goes match is underway.
Gargs bounces off the ropes, but is caught by Ruf who POWERSLAMS him into
the mat. Rufus goes outside and grabs the ring bell and HITS Gargs in
between the eyes with it. He picks him up and hits him again with it. He
tosses Gargs to the ropes and GORES him out of the ring. Gargs flies
through the ropes and hits the ground hard. Rufus taunts the crowd as he
goes outside. He picks Gargs up and drops him face first on the steps. He
grabs a trah can lid and nails Gargs with it. Gargoyle looks at him and
asks for another. He hits him again...gargs just smiles at him...he cracks
him another time. Gargs takes it from him and beats him down with it. He
rams Rufus into the steps then the apron over and over again. He delivers
a double arm DDT on the outside. He covers him but Rufus puts his foot on
the barrier like it were the ropes. The ref stops counting, but Gargs
yells at him.
The ref starts again after the confusion if that was legal or not.
Gargs lifts him up and PILEDRIVES him on the floor. Rufus didn't even feel
it as he gets up and gores Gargs into the railing. He powerbombs Gartgoyle
on the floor then covers him...1..2..Gargs kicks out. Rufus lands a
headbutt as both men battle up the ramp. Rufus scoop slams Gargs on the
ramp then hits a splash. He picks him up and delivers a running powerslam
on the steel ramp. He tries another, but gargs slides off and PUSHES Rufus
off the ramp. Rufus falls all the way to the bottom onto the concrete.
Gargs runs and JUMPS OFF and lands on Rufus. He rams his head into the
ground several times. He tries the Fall from Grace, but Rufus reverses and
hits the Final Round. Both men are down as the ref counts. Rufus picks him
up and just tosses him to the back. They fight through the back where
Rufus grabs a huge chest of wires and tosses the giant chest at him. Gargs
catches it and falls as Rufus splashes it. Gargs is crushed as the
"Man Beast" grabs a nearby 2x4 and CRRRRRACKS Gargs in the head
with it. The demented one falls as Rufus picks him back up. He
SPINEBUSTERS Gargs into the wall. He covers him...1..2..Gargs gets out.
He goes to whips Gargs into the wall, but Gargs reverses. Rufus hits face
first and then is bulldogged to the ground. Gargs hits a Russian Leg Sweep
into the wall. Rufus' head bounces off the conrete wall as Gargs hits
another one. He covers him...1..2....kick out by Rufus. Gargs suplexes him
onto a bunch of wooden pallets. The impact breaks all of them as Gargs
covers him again...1..2....another kick out. Both of these guys want this
match and won't give an inch. Rufus grabs a extinguisher, but has it
kicked back into his face. Gargs then spears Rufus and climbs a small
scaffold. Rufus lays on the ground as Gargs jumps off with a head butt. He
connects and picks him up. He DDT's Rufus on the ground. Both men are
tired. Gargs strangles him with a chord then DROPS him with a
dragonsleeper/kneebreaker. He tries for a submission now as he wears the
big man down. Rufus counters with a northernlights suplex. A
cover...1..2...Gargs kicks out. Both men get up as GARGS IS GORED THROUGH
A WALL!!!! WHAT POWER!!! They went right through the wall. Gargs gets up
and Rufus cahrges again...OHHH GARGS MOVED AS RUFUS GORES NOTHING THROUGH
A WINDOW!!! The big man is busted WIDE open as gargs picks him...FALL FROM
GRACE ON THE GLASS!!! A cover....1.....2....3. OHH what a win for
Gargoyle. Both men look torn apart as the ref raises his hand in victory.
Winner: Gargoyle
We see replays of the carnage
between Gargoyle and Rufus and then head back to the ring...
Super Grudge Match
Mad Dragon vs Hessain
The fans are a buzz from everything they’ve seen so far and the night
isn’t even half over yet… suddenly the lights dim and the strains of
Rammstein fill the arena as the German War Machine marches out of the back
and down to the ring… This is a monster of a man at 6’ 7" and 300
plus pounds!!! I think that Dragon has his hands full with this one…
speaking of Dragon, the sounds of Rammstein fade out and are replaced with
"For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica! The fan goes crazy as
Mad Dragon steps out of the back in full regalia… he is dressed in black
and blue tights with "No Cure" written on each leg, black
leather boots and his old metal dragon head piece… Dragon is halfway
down the ramp when Hessian comes running up it and attacks him…
Hessian levels dragon with a big spear and the two men start exchanging
punches until Dragon finally falls and Hessian is kneeling over him
pulling at the metal helmet till it comes off revealing JASON PERRY?!?
Hessian is startled and looks up just to see Mad Dragon standing there! He
came out of the audience! Dragon hits a Super Kick on the kneeling monster
sending the big German sprawling down the ramp way! Dragon jumps over
Perry and then hits a Running Bull Dog onto Hessian planting him face
first into the metal ramp way!!! Dragon pulls up the War Machine and runs
him head first into the steel steps busting Hessian open! Blood is pouring
from his forehead as Dragon kneels over him and pounds at it trying to
open the wound up even more!
Dragon holds up a bloody fist as the fans go ballistic, cheering
their support… Dragon rips off the top set of steel chairs and then
pulls Hessian over the bottom set and leaves him sprawled there… Dragon
picks up the top set of stairs and stands over Hessian for a minute so the
fans can get an idea of what’s coming, then he brings the steel down
hard trying to smash Hessian’s head in!!! Hessian just gets out of the
way as the clang as loud as a cannon shot fills the arena!!! With no human
buffer the steel bounces off the bottom set and rebounds into Dragon
causing him to turn away in pain… Dragon is shaking out his arm trying
to get the feeling back as Hessian gets to his feet… Dragon turns back
to his opponent as Hessian goes up to the apron and comes running off with
a Flying Clothesline that levels Dragon!
Hessian wipes the blood off his forehead and then wipes it across his own
chest, showing the human war paint to the audience whom boo loudly.
Hessian pulls up Dragon and bangs his head hard off the apron and then
lifts the former champion high into the air with a Gorilla Press…
Hessian walks deliberately to the security railing and drops Dragon throat
first across it… Dragon is lying there holding his neck as Hessian
stands over him and laughs… Hessian lands a series of boots to Dragon’s
ribs as MD tries to catch his breath… Hessian pulls up Dragon by the
hair and then levels him with a Short Arm Clothesline! Hessian pulls him
up again and this time plants Dragon with a shoulder breaker on the
cement! Dragon looks to be in serious trouble…
The ref slides out and tells Hessian to take it into the ring! Hessian
laughs, pulls up Dragon and Gorilla Presses him over the ropes and in…
the ref rolls under the bottom back in as Hessian turns to the audience,
fists raised high into the air as he soaks in the boos! Hessian looks
almost orgasmic, as he knows he has this match and these people in the
palm of his hand! Hessian turns and jumps up on the apron and then steps
over the top rope… WAIT!!! Dragon was waiting for him and just crotched
the German Giant with the top rope!!! Hessian is doubled over in pain as
Dragon starts bouncing the top rope giving him a ride!!! The crowd cheers
along until Dragon stops and then hits a Running Clothesline that sends
Hessian tumbling into the ring!
Dragon pulls him up and rocks the big man with a series of European
Uppercuts and then sends him down with a push into the ropes and a Belly
to Belly Overhead Toss!!! The crowd cheers on their champion as he hits a
series of Quick Elbow Drops ala the Great Muta! Dragon gets up and climbs
to the 2nd turnbuckle and comes off with an Elbow Drop across Hessian’s
forehead! Dragon rolls through and then quickly covers the big man… 1..
2.. NO!!! Kick out by the German War Machine!!!
Dragon pulls him up and sends him into the ropes… he rocks the big man
with a Back Elbow! Dragon kicks Hessian in the mid-section and then grabs
him… Dragon sets him up for a Pile Driver… NO!!! Hessian kicks out his
legs and changes the momentum turning the move into a Back Body Drop!!!
Dragon hits hard as Hessian grabs the ropes to get his breath… both men
are up Hessian knocks Dragon back down with a Big Boot! Hessain leans over
Dragon and starts to choke him out as the ref tries to stop him… 1.. 2..
3.. 4.. 5!!! BREAK!!! Hessian breaks for a minute and then does it all
over again… 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5!!! BREAK!! Hessian has his arms up like he’s
doing nothing wrong and then gets up and pulls Dragon up as well…
Hessian hits two big rights and then goes for a boot to the head but
Dragon grabs the leg and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip!!! Hessian goes down
hard holding his knee in pain!!!
Dragon grabs Hessian’s legs, steps through and SHARP SHOOTER!!! Dragon
has a the Sharp Shooter on Hessian trying to make him tap out! Hessian
refuses! You can see the pain on his face but he won’t submit…
Suddenly, Wicked D. is there and slapping the mat trying to get Hessian
going… Hessian starts pulling himself to the ropes as Dragon tries to
lock the hold down harder... Hessian gets to close to the ropes and Wicked
D pulls him to them… Hessian has the bottom rope and the ref forces the
break! The ref is reprimanding Wicked D. as Dragon pulls up Hessian and
sends him down hard with a Northern Lights Suplex… the ref is out of
place and misses the count!
Dragon is up and Hessian tackles him! Both men are rolling around the ring
as Wicked D. pulls out the Brass Knucks again! The ref is trying to get
order as Jason Perry runs to ring side… Hessian is holding Dragon in
place as Wicked D sets him up… Perry slams his cast into Wicked D’s
head throwing him off just as he throws a punch… Dragon ducks and Wicked
D’s shot hits Hessian between the eyes! Hessian falls with Dragon on top
of him! Here’s the count.. 1.. 2.. 3!!!
Winner by Pinfall: Mad Dragon
Wicked D tried to interfere
again but Perry stopped him only to get slammed in the head with the brass
knucks! Dragon rolls out of the ring and hits a Super Kick on Wicked D
sending him sprawling as he helps Perry up.. the two members of
Destruction Inc. make their way to the back as Hessian is up and screaming
at them in German… I don’t know what’s he’s saying but I’ll bet
it means that this is not over… not by a long shot.
Tag Team Titles-Dumpster
Match
Hollywood and Vine vs Mike Action and Jay
Miller
"Come and get me" hits as Master P's vocals come on the
speakers. The crowd POPS as Action and Miller walk out representing Deep
Impact. The fans chant "DI" right off the bat until "I'm
Too Sexy" starts up. A white limo pulls on the entrance ramp as the
fireworks go off. HW and TV get out with tear away tux's on. Zambonie gets
out with a huge diamond necklace and a champagne bottle. The dumpster is
right next to them as they go to the ring.
Ma and JM waste no time as they fly over the top rope and land on the
champs. The bell rings as the champs get their heads pounded in by the
challengers. Zambonie gets out of the way as Jm tosses TV in the ring.
Action and HW battle it out on the outside. Sweet Sammy Hollywood gets
dropkicked over the rail as Jm nails on inside on Tommy Vine. He
perfectplexes TV and goes up top. He comes off with a swanton bom. He
tosses TV out of the ring as MA sets HW in a backbreaker. JM comes off the
top rop as they hit the Demolition finisher on the outside of the ring.
Miller gets a table from out of the ring and puts it inside. T comes from
around the other way and hits both men with chairs.
Sammy gets his wits back and DDT's Miller on the chair. The champs pick up
Action and slam him into the pole bandaged arm first. Action holds that
bad arm as they toss Miller in the ring. They set up the table as TV goes
up top. HW holds Miller on the table as Tv comes off with a splash. Miller
gets loose and gets off as Vine crashes through the table. Miller swings
HW around and hits a huracanrana. He then spins kicks Sammy Hollywood out
of the ring. Action and Miller grab HW and take him up the ramp by the
dumpster. They TOSS HIM OFF THE RAMPWAY as he falls to the concrete.
Action gets on top of the dumpster as Miller pushes it. Vine stands up in
the middle of the ring, but is hurt. OH NO...MILLER PUSHED THE DUMPSTER
DOWN THE RAMP AS ACTION IS ON TOP!! IT PICKS UP SPEED AS ACTION JUMPS OFF
OF IT AND SPEARS VINE!!! WHAT A MOVE!! The fans are on their feet cheering
such a move.
Both men are down as Miller lands a BULLDOG from off the RAMPWAY and onto
HW onto the conncrete. Man the challengers are pulling out all the stops.
Action picks up Vine and tosses him in the dumpster. Now they need his
parnter in their as well to have the match complete. Here comes Miller to
the ring. Miller climbs the top...oh no....he...HE JUST MOONSAULTED OFF
THE TOP INTO THE DUMPSTER ONTO TOMMY VINE!!!Both men are in the dumpster.
The fans are going NUTS!! OHHH....Smooth as ICE Zach Zambonie just hit
Mike Action in the arm with a chair. Hollywood comes back to the ring with
a lump on his head from that bulldog. They put the chair on Actions
arm....OHHH HE STOMPED ON IT FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
Action is on the mat in pain as he shreiks in pain. They grab his arm and
SLAM it against the post. Miller hops out of the dumpster and tries to
jump on HW but is hit with a piece of the broken table. TV finally gets
out of the dumpster and piledrives Action. Zambonie and HW push the
dumpster up the ramp a bit. Oh man...they tie Actions arm with a piece of
the ring rope against the apron. OHHH GOOD LORD!!! They just ran the
dumpster into the arm of Mike Action!!! He falls to the mat and starts
screaming as his arm looks like it was torn off. He is pain. Miller gets
up but is hit with a con-chair-to from the champs. He goes down quick, but
is pulled back up and hit with the Silver Spoon Suplex. The champs deliver
a spiked piledriver on him. Action pulls himsslf up and grabs a sledge
hammer from under the ring. Zambonie turns around and is LAYED OUT with
it. HW kicks it out of his arms as he has trouble holding it up.
He goes for a DDT but is backbody dropped into the dumpster. He goes to
put TV in the dumpster but TV fights. He kicks Action in the arm as MA
falls back. Miller gets up and suplexes TV onto a chair. Miller whips him
into the ropes and tosses him in the air as Action runs and grabs him with
a STUNNER!! The fans erupt as they toss TV IN THE DUMPSTER!! But wait...HW
snuck out so now he isn't in the dumpster. Action and Miller
think they won the belts. OHH HW hits a inverted DDT on Miller on the
chair. Action lands a super kick, but Vine gets out of the dumpsters and
hits a Arn Anderson arm breaker. They set up the chair so it sits up and
hit a 3D on Miller. Miller grabs his throat as they grab Action. They hit
a Minnesota Wrecking crew Armbar/Knee from the top arm breaker. Action
falls and yells in pain. He must be broken. That arm has to be broken.
They have done so much damage to it. They toss Action in the dumpster as
they go to toss Miller in.
HERE COMES KID SUICIDE!! KS jumps in the ring and starts pounding on both
men. He drop kicks both of them. Hw falls and is entwined in the ropes as
KS takes care of Tommy Vine. Miller runs at Hw and tries a huracanrana....NOO
HW just caught him and tossed him backwards into the dumpster. Vine back
body drops KS out of the ring. They go to close the lids as Action holds
one lid up. OHHH they took his arm out with the sledge hammer. The lids
are closed. The bell rings as Hollywood and Vine are given their belts.
What a match folks.
Winners: Hollywood and Vine
Hardcore Title- Barbedwire
Ladder Match (Everything covered in Barbed Wire)
Wind vs "Superstar" Steven Slack vs
Jonothan vs "Man of Anarchy" Chris Fields vs Skimmy Hirozowa
"Master of Puppets" begins to blare on the speakers as Steven
Slack comes out with the Hardcore belt...even though it isn't his. He gets
MAJOR HEAT as he gives the belt to the ref. The ref wraps it in barbedwire
the puts it on a hook as it is raised up. The ropes are covered in
barbedwire as well as a few chairs, tables, kendo sticks, pipes, and other
weapons as they surround the ring. This is gonna get ugly. Both Blade and
Master H are staying in the back as Skimmy comes out next. He gets a GREAT
pop from the crowd. He gets in the ring and paces back and forth until
"Angel of Death" begins to play. Jonothan walks out to a mixed
reaction. Not much is known about this newcomer. He has only had a few
matches and not said a word until now. He could be the sleeper of this
match. Chris Fields walks out next as "Anarchy in the UK" plays.
He gets a AWESOME pop as he brings out the ladder wrapped in barbedwire.
He sets it down and runs to the ring. The ref announces for Wind but he
DOESN'T COME OUT!!! Could it be that the HC champ isn't ready for this
match??
All four men start to go at it as SH hits SS in the face with a trash can
lid wrapped in wire. All of the men have on jeans and cut off t's with
plenty of tape wrapped around their arms. Ohh man the blood is gonna flow
in this one. Skimmy just beats the hell out of Slack with that wired trash
can. Slack begins to bleed on his back while CF and Jonothan go toe to
toe. A slingshot into the corner by CF as Jono hits the ropes and is
tangled in them already. CF grabs Skimmy and hits a belly to back suplex
INTO THE WIRE!!!! He gets caught up and cut up as CF stomps him into the
wire a bit more. CF grabs a wired chair and goes to the top. Slack gets up
and is NAILED with the chair as he falls to the mat. CF gets up but is
super kicked by Jono. Jono grabs the kendo stick covered in barbedwire and
cracks away at the flesh of Fields. He starts to bleed slow. STILL NO
WIND!! Where is he?
All of a sudden a motor can be heard as everyone looks to the ramp way. A
HUGE DOUBLE DECKER BUS COVERED IN FRICKEN BARBEDWIRE PULLS OUT FROM THE
BACK...AND WIND IS DRIVING IT!!! "Tribe" plays as the HARDCORE
Brazilian wrestler jumps out of the bus and heads into the ring with a
barrel fool of BARBEDWIRE. He sets it by the apron and grabs Slack....and
BELLY TO BELLT SUPLXES HIM INTO IT!!! INSANITY BABY!!! Wind takes Slack
out of the barrel of wire and vertical suplexes him into the bus.
Skimmy gets up and JUMPS OVER the barbedwire and lands on both men. Fields
grabs Jonothan and TOSSES him into the BUS from the inside of the ring.
Fields gets on teh top rope and JUMPS over to the bus and pulls himself on
the top...oh noo...FIELDS JUST JUMPED OFF THE TOP OF THE BUS ONTO
EVERYONE!!! Man what a match. Everyone is on their feet for this one.
Slack manages to get up first after being beaten to a bloody pulp. He
grabs the ladder as his hands begin to bleed from the wired wrapped around
it. This will see who wants it more. Slack tosses the heavy ladder in the
ring as he wipes the blood on his jeans. He crawls under the wire and sets
the ladder up. Jonothan climbs on top of the bus and waits for him to set
it up. He sets it up only to be SPEARED by Jono FROM OFF THE BUS!!! These
guys are going all out.
Skimmy grabs the steps and tosses them in the ring. he climbs the top and
grabs the steps. He sets the steps on the top and jumps off of them and
LEG DROPS a fallen Slack. Wind goes to get in the ring, but Fields grabs
him and hits a belly to back into the BUS!! Wind hits hard as CF grabs a
STOP sign in the wire. He gets in the ring and CLEANS HOUSE!!! Everyone is
BLOODY!! Wind is out on the outside, Slack, Jono, and Skimmy are down in
the ring as CF sets up the ladder. He gets to the top as Jono climbs the
other side. Both men punch each other over the title. Skimmy gets up and
hits Fields in the leg with the STOP sign. It sticks to his leg as Slack
gets up and both men PUSH the ladder over. Fields LANDS ON THE BARRIER ON
THE OUTSIDE RIBS FIRST!!! He starts to spit up blood as Jono lands in the
ropes and is stuck as the barbed wire cuts his neck up. Slack and Skimmy
start going at it. Slack goes for the super nova, but SH blocks and
Tornando DDT's him on a wired chair. Man this is a mess. Wind finally gets
up and WRAPS himself in barbedwire. I think he has lost it. He gets in the
ring and grabs Skimmy. He delivers the GUST of the Jungle as SH is laid
out. He then grabs Slack and delivers a belly to belly on top of SH. Wind
as both men on top of the other as he goes up top. Meanwhile the ref is
drastically trying to get Jonothan free from the ropes/wire. Wind jumps
off the top with a frogsplash on both men. And he STILL is covered in
barbedwire. He sticks to both wrestlers as they scream in pain as the
steel cuts into their skin. Wind gets up and gets the wire off of him as
he sets up the ladder. He slowly climbs to the top and grabs the title.
Jonothan gets free and grabs Wind from underneath....HE POWERBOMBS OFF THE
TOP OF THE LADDER INTO THE BARBEDWIRE ROPES!!! The fans are in AWE of such
chaos as Winds mask is ripped a bit.
Jonothan gets up and tries to set up the ladder but SKIMMY drop kicks it
in his face. Fields is BADLY hurt on the outside as he pulls himself back
up. SKimmy grabs the ladder and just SLAMS it into a Wind then SLAMS into
Slack then rams the top part into Jonothans face. Each man dawns a crimson
mask as every man is on the mat trying to get up. Skimmy starts to get
that rush of energy and sets the ladder up. He climbs to the top and GRABS
THE BELT!!! He holds on to it as Slack drop kicks the ladder from
underneath. He is hanging there holding on to the belts. The barbedwire is
cutting into his skin as he tries to hold on. Fields is up on the top rope
as he jumps from the top and grabs Skimmy and DELIVERS A DIAMOND CUTTER!!!
GOOD GOD WHAT A MOVE!!!Wind gets up and so does Slack. Both men eye each
other until they run right at each other. They beat the hell out of each
other back and forth until Wind hits a belly to belly OVER the wire and
into the bus. Wind gets out of the ring and goes after Slack. Slack goes
into the bus as both men start battling up to the top. Meanwhile in the
ring Jonothan grabs a barbedwire bat and BUSTS Fields in his face then
ribs. He tosses him to the ropes and goes for a hot shot, but Skimmy gets
up and turns it into a 3D INTO THE BARBEDWIRE!!! Oh my God i think Fields
is dead. Skimmy gets up as Cf lays tangled in the ropes. Him and Jonothan
start to battle it out while Slack and Wind battle it out in the bus. Wind
just pedigreed Slack on the bus....he picks him up again...another
one.....Skimmy grabs Jonothan and tries to whip him into the ropes. SH
follows, but Jono grabs the ladder and SWEEPS Skimmy. He falls FACE FIRST
into the wire. His face gets caught on it as he screams. Jonothan falls a
tired man as Wind hits ANOTHER pedigree on the bus. He picks him up and
goes for another...OHHH MY GOODNESS....HE JUST PEDIGREED HIM THROUGH THE
SECOND FLOOR OF THE BUS!!!!
The fans are going NUTS as both men lie in a pile of rubble. Jonothan is
all alone as he sets up the ladder. His hands, face, and body are bloody
as he goes up o the top. He grabs the belt...Wind gets up and rushes out
of the bus, but Slack reaches up and barely grabs his leg. Wind can't get
out in time....JONOTHAN HAS GRABBED THE TITLE!!! WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE
CHAMPION!!! The fans roar with approval as the ring looks like a warzone.
Jonothan falls to the mat in exhaustion. Wind can't believe it.
Winner and NEW HC champ: Jonothan
T.V. Title
Chainheart Machine vs Red Leaf
Express
Red Leaf Express' music hits and Red Leaf himself walks out. The fans
cheer for him as he walks down the entrance ramp, giving five to some of
the fans. He gets into the ring, and waits.
"Hate Me" by Children of Bodom plays as Chainheart Machine walks
out with the TV title over his shoulder. The fans boo as they normally do
for him. Chainheart slowly walks to the ring, and then climbs onto the
apron, and into the ring. The bell rings and the match starts.
Chainheart holds his hand out, and offers to shake Red Leaf's hand. Red
Leaf goes to shake his hands, but then Chainheart kicks him. Red Leaf
bends over in pain. Chainheart powerbombs him and then tries a pin
1...2...kickout. Chainheart throws Red Leaf into the ropes, and then gives
him a hurricanrana as he runs back. Chainheart holds it for a pin, but Red
Leaf reverses it into a pin of his own 1...2...kickout! Both of them get
up, and Red Leaf throws Chainheart into an crippler crossface. Chainheart
rolls out of it, and then starts stomping on Red Leaf. Chainheart gives
him a backbreaker, and then throws him over the ropes, and onto the
outside. Chainheart goes to the outside, and as Red Leaf stands up, he
kicks his face into the guard rail. Chainheart then puts the guard rail
partially over Red Leaf, so that Red Leaf's throat is near the bottom of
the rail. Chainheart then gives a catapult, and Red Leaf goes throat first
into the guardrail! Chainheart gets into the ring. Meanwhile, the referee
is counting Red Leaf out. Red Leaf gets back into the ring on time.
Chainheart throws Red Leaf into the corner, and as Red Leaf bounces out,
he gives him an electric chair drop. Chainheart then gives him a reverse
powerbomb, followed by an attempt for a pin 1...2...kickout! Chainheart
picks Red Leaf up, but Red Leaf gives him a double leg takedown. Red Leaf
goes to give him a kneebar, but Chainheart kicks him in the head.
Chainheart Machine then puts Red Leaf Express over his shoulder, almost
like a shoulder breaker set up, but then he swings Red Leaf around and
into a choke slam! What a move! Chainheart lets Red Leaf Express use his
own energy to get up, but as Chainheart walks over to him, Red Leaf gives
him a Death Valley driver. Red Leaf then sets Chainheart up for The
Falling Leaf, but Chainheart reverses it, and gives him a reverse suplex.
Chainheart Machine hops onto the top turnbuckle without using his hands,
and jumps off with a Dragonrana! He holds it for the pin 1...2...no! Red
Leaf somehow kicks out. Chainheart Machine picks him up, and gives him a
tiger suplex. Red Leaf holds his head as he lands roughly.
As Red Leaf gets up, Chainheart starts punching him, until Red Leaf gets
caught in the ropes. Chainheart takes advantage of this by running against
the opposite ropes, and when he runs back, he runs up Red Leaf's body, and
then kicks him in the head, and to finish it, he does a backflip! Red Leaf
seams worn out, but musters up enough energy to hit a diving clothsline.
Both men are on the ground, but then Chainheart Machine stands up first
and then taunts. The fans boo as Chainheart Machine climbs the
turnbuckle...and jumps off with The Final Fatal Force! He holds the pin
1...2...3! Chainheart retains his Television Title!
Winner: Chainheart Machine via pinfall
U.S. Title
Alec Diablo vs Wicked D
"Nocturnal Supremacy" by Cradle of Filth starts to play and the
crowd roars it’s disapproval as the leader of the Elite struts down to
the ring, totally unaware of the crowd. It seems as though their animosity
for him, is not affective at all. Wicked D. climbs into the ring and leans
on the ropes anxiously (?) awaiting his first shot at IHWA gold. The music
stops and then the opening strains of "Judith" hit the airwaves
and the fans explode! They give a super pop as Alec Diablo comes out and
stands at the head of the ramp. He stands there for a moment soaking up
the love and then heads down to the ring… he slides in and hands the
belt to the ref and then is surprised as D attacks before the bell!
Wicked D attacks with a ferocity that surprises even the champ! Diablo is
rocked right off the bat by forearms to the back followed up by a series
of Snap Kicks to the abdomen, chest and head and then a Spinning Crescent
Kick that takes him off his feet! I don’t know if AD wasn’t properly
prepared, but Wicked D most certainly was.
Wicked D. pulls up Diablo and then sends him running into the ropes. On
the rebound, Wicked D plants a knee hard into AD’s lower abdomen sending
the champion spinning over and to the mat… Wicked D measures him up and
drops a Knee to the Forehead! Again!!! Here’s the cover… 1.. NO! Kick
out by champ.
Wicked D. gets up first, grabs AD’s arm and spins through it … Short
Arm Clothesline… NO!!! AD ducks under it and hits a Belly to Back
Release Suplex!!! AD nips up and bounces off the ropes slamming into
Wicked D with a Running Shoulder Block that sends D crashing back down!
Alec pulls the Insane Clown up and sends him into the ropes… Flying Drop
Kick rocks Wicked D. and another sends him sprawling into the corner. Alec
runs in with a Clothesline smashing the Elite’s leader into the corner!
Alec goes up top and starts pounding on Wicked D. The crowd counts along…
1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10!!!
Wicked looks punch drunk as Diablo takes advantage of his position and
hits a Monkey Flip that sends D flipping end over end into the middle of
the ring… Diablo picks him up and whips Wicked D. into the far corner
and goes up top again… but Wicked D seems to have expected this as he
grabs Diablo and drops him with an Inverted Atomic Drop!!! OWWWW!!! Alec
Diablo is holding himself in pain! Wicked D pulls Diablo into a kneeling
position and then hits a Modified Famouser planting Diablo face first into
the mat! Wicked D. rolls him over and covers.. 1.. 2.. NO!!! Kick out by
Diablo…
Wicked D. pulls up Diablo and hits a Snap Suplex! D moves to AD’s legs
and pulls them up… Wicked D smiles an evil little smile and then drops a
Falling Head Butt to Diablo’s groin area!!! Diablo is in serious pain
here! Wicked D grabs his legs again and turns AD over and into Texas
Clover Leaf!!! Diablo is fighting it but may end up giving… Wicked D.
locks down but AD is pulling himself to the ropes! Close, closer…. He
got it!!! The referee forces the break…
Wicked D. releases the hold and then waits for AD to start getting up
again… D attacks and then sends Diablo down hard with a Saito Suplex!
Diablo is down and Wicked D. goes up top and comes off with a Moonsault!
Here’s the cover.. 1.. 2.. NO! Diablo gets his foot on the lower rope!
Wicked D. can’t believe Diablo’s luck! D pulls him up and sends him
flying into the corner where Diablo bounces off hard… Wicked D. plants a
series of Shoulder Blocks into AD’s mid-section and then sets the champ
up on the top turnbuckle… Wicked D rocks the champ with a couple of big
rights and then climbs up the corner.. He grabs AD’s head and looks to
be setting him up for the Blessed are the Wicked top rope DDT… WAIT!!!!
AD blocks Wicked D’s move and stands up!!! HOLY CRAP!!! Alec just
planted Wicked D into the mat with a 15 Minutes of Fame FROM THE TOP!!!
Wicked D is out in the ring with Diablo collapsed on top of him… here’s
the cover… 1.. 2.. can he do it? .. 3!!! What a match!!! What a title
defense for the US Champ!!!
Winner and still champion: Alec Diablo
Diablo starts to get up as
the ref is holding up his arm, but suddenly the Elite fill the ring!
Chainheart and Fury double whip Diablo into the ropes and then plant him
hard with a 3D!!! Chainheart grabs Diablo’s arms and Fury his legs as
Wicked D takes the US Belt and climbs to the top turnbuckle, he measures
AD up and then comes off with a modified Arabian Face Buster only with the
belt instead of a chair!!! Looks like Wicked doesn’t like to lose!
Diablo is busted open by the move! Suddenly, Jay Miller, Mike Action and
Ryan Fischer hit the ring as the Elite roll out laughing at Diablo lying
broken and bloody in the ring… Wicked D spits on the US belt and then
throws it down as they head back up the ramp… what carnage!
World Title-Triple Threat
X-Factor vs Asylum vs Ryan Fischer
The announcer steps into the ring with the microphone. "Know Your
Enemy" by R.A.T.M. plays while Ryan Fischer walks out as the
announcer speaks. "Introducing first, the challenger, from Calgary,
Alberta, Canada weighing in at 262 pounds...Ryan Fischer!" The fans
cheer as Fischer taunts in the ring. The cheers are so loud that you can
barely hear his music.
"Sanitarium" by Metallica plays while the derranged Asylum steps
out. "Next, the second challenger, from the Halls of the Sanitarium,
weighing in at 262 pounds...Asylum!" Asylum sits in the corner with a
twisted smile on his face.
"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays as X-Factor walks out
with the Heavyweight Title around his waist. "And now, the champion,
from Port Coquitlam, B.C., Canada, weighing in at 256
pounds...X-Factor!" X-Factor gets into the ring, and gives the
referee the title. The ref holds it above his head, and the bell sounds.
Everyone is still for a moment, and then Asylum stands up from the corner.
The men start circling each other slowly, then Asylum dives wildly at
X-Factor, knocking him down. Fischer hits Asylum as he stands up. X-Factor
gets up, and along with Fischer does an Irish whip into the ropes on
Asylum. Asylum bounces off, and gets a double backbody drop. Fischer goes
for a pin, but X-Factor pulls him off. X-Factor pushes Fischer, and
Fischer pushes him back. X-Factor pushes him again, and this time, Fischer
trips X-Factor and gives him some face punches. The fans are going wild.
Fischer picks him up, and smashes him into the turnbuckle. He stomps on
him for a while, and then Asylum comes and gives Fischer a German suplex,
dumping Fischer right on his head! Asylum goes for The Shock Treatment on
Fischer, but Fischer manages to reverse it into a tombstone. Fischer goes
to check on X-Factor, but gets hit with a super kick. X-Factor gets
Fischer in a head lock, and holds him in there. He tightens and tightens
the hold until Asylum clothslines X-Factor and all three men go flying to
the outside. The ref lets the match continue on the outside without
counting.
All three men get up slowly, and then Fischer goes to spear X-Factor, but
X-Factor leap frogs into the air, and Fischer ends up spearing Asylum into
the ringside steps! Asylum is loving the pain...how disgusting! X-Factor
throws Fischer into the ring, as Asylum lies there. X-Factor then throws
Fischer against the ropes, and goes for a dropkick, but Fishcer holds onto
the ropes, and XF misses. Fishcer runs and hits an elbow drop, and then
covers XF for a pin 1...2...no! Asylum pulls Fischer's legs from the
outside. Asylum stomps at the back of Fishcer's head on the outside.
Asylum then sets him up for a piledriver...on the steel steps! Asylum puts
Fishcer over his shoulder, and starts running to the corner post, but
Fischer drops behind him, and pushes him into the post. Fischer rolls
Asylum into the ring, and then gets in himself.
When Fischer gets in, X-Factor quickly stomps on him. X-Factor gives
Fischer a choke slam and then starts working on Asylum. XF gives Asylum a
Boston crab in the middle of the ring! There's no where for Asylum to go!
He won't tap! What's this? Fischer gives Asylum a camel clutch while XF is
still holding him with the Boston crab! Asylum is bending in two...and all
he can do is laugh! Some fans shield their eyes at the disturbing sight.
The two realize that Asylum won't give up, so they let go. Asylum can't
move. The only thing on him moving is his back twitching. Fischer and XF
start brawling. Fishcer gets him with a kick to the stomach, and then
DDT's him. Fischer with the cover 1...2...kickout! Fischer gives XF a
shoulder breaker, and then sets him onto the top turnbuckle. Fischer gives
him a super belly to belly suplex off! Fishcer with another pin atempt
1...2...no! Asylum somehow breaks the pin!
All three wrestlers are dead tired on the mat. Asylum picks X-Factor up,
and gives him a fisherman suplex. He holds the move for a pin 1...2...kickout!
A sickening smile comes across Asylum's face. He picks up XF again...and
gives him The Shock Treatment! I can't believe this! Why isn't he going
for a pin? He wants to do more damage! XF lays on the mat, face down.
Asylum gives him The Straight Jacket! XF is in a lot of pain, it looks
like he could tap at any moment, but Fischer gets up and knee drops
Asylum. Fischer puts XF in The Sharpshooter! It could be over! How can XF
endure so much pain? He doesn't want to lose this! Asylum gets up and
starts biting Fischer on the forehead! Fischer lets go of the hold as he
tries to get Asylum off. Asylum keeps biting him until Fischer starts
bleeding from the forehead. Asylum's eyes go wide when he sees X-Factor
limp to his feet. Asylum walks over to X-Factor, but gets a low blow.
Asylum rolls out of the ring, while X-Factor picks Fischer up. XF then
goes for the X-Terminator Powerbomb, but when he lifts Fishcer up for it,
Fischer starts punching him in the head. X-Factor falls back onto the mat.
Fischer then goes to the top turnbuckle, it looks like he's going for the
Flying Headbutt...but Asylum pushes him off and Fischer lands on his groin
on the turnbuckle. Asylum then climbs with him to the top...and gives him
The Shock Treatment off the top! Asylum with the pin 1...2...X-Factor
dives to break it ...3! XF just missed him! Asylum wins the title! The
referee gives the title to Asylum, and Asylum holds it over his head.
But...what the hell is this? OH MY LORD! Cobra just crawls from under the
ring, and hits Asylum from behind! Why? Why is he attacking Asylum, they
were stablemates. This can't be happening. Cobra mounts him and pounds
him. The fans watch in disbelief as Cobra keeps beating on Asylum until he
is a bloody mess and then exits from the ramp...why is this happening?
What a Pay Per View!
Winner: Asylum
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