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Summer Sizzler 2002
July 09, 2002: 5...4...3...2...1.................SSSSSSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! YEEEAAHHHHH!!! Eliminator vs Hiro Click, Click, Boom starts to play as the crowd erupts. Eliminator comes out to a nice pop. He gets into the ring, Hiro does not even wait for his music to start when he rushes the ring. It’s probably a good thing to get this over with quick. If Eli gets his rhythm this could be over. Hiro sweeps Eli off his feet and starts to pound on his face. Eli kicks him off and gets to his knee. Hiro kicks him in the face taking him back down. Hiro climbs on top and starts to pound away again. The ref gives the count and Hiro stands up. He backs up as Eli tries to shake the cobwebs out. Hiro runs at Eli and he ducks sending Hiro into the corner. Hiro baseball slides under Eli and chops him into the throat. Eli is getting pounded, he better do something fast or he will be down and out. Hiro gets Eli and drops him with a snap suplex. He rolls on top and starts to pound away. Eli throws him off yet again and gets to his feet. Hiro runs and does and shoulder press, but Eli takes it and sends Hiro down. It looks like Eli has enough. Hiro and Eli lock up, and Eli pushes him into the corner. He looks like he is going to back out, but ouch a quick slap to the chest. Oh, another, and a knee to the stomach. Hiro slumps down and Eli kick him in the ribs. The ref backs him up. Hiro is trying to catch his breath as Eli walks over and picks him up, but a quick shot to the groin takes Eli down. Hiro picks him up and drops him with a pile driver. We have not seen Dodge yet, and I wonder where he is. Hiro gets Eli to his knees and locks the sleeper on Eli. Eli is barely fighting when ref checks, his arm drops 1… his arm drops again 2… his arm dro… no he fights it and Eli gets to his feet, two quick elbows to Hiro stomach and then a knee to the head. Hiro drops and Eli drops to one knee. Eli shakes his head and then gets to his feet, he pulls the hair out of his eyes, and then picks up Hiro. Eli moves him over and power bombs Hiro into the corner. Damn that could have broken Hiro’s back. Eli gets Hiro up and slam powerbomb. That looks to be it, 1… 2… thr no kick out. Damn that should have been over. Wait here is Dodge and he has something in his hand. He is distracting the ref and slides a roll of quarters to Hiro. Hiro gets up an swings, Eli ducks and nails Hiro with a shot to the mouth, and another. The ref turns to see Hiro drop the roll or quarters. He gets ready to call for the bell, when Eli tells him no. He tosses the quarters into the crowd and drops Hiro with his finisher. 1… 2… 3… The winner of this bout: ELIMINATOR! Dodge runs into the ring and nails Eli in the head with some brass knucks. Eli falls and Dodge hits him again, and Hiro is now getting up. He goes over and starts to nail Eli. Eli is down covering up, when the crowd nuts as Eli’s brother Red Leaf Express runs down and returns the favor. He nails Hiro and hits Dodge sending them out of the ring. Red helps his brother up as Dodge and Hiro just glare at them. Flaming Tables Match Twizted’s "Rock is Dead" starts playing and the fans boo as WBA Tyler comes out accompanied by Katie down to the ring. They both stare for a couple of seconds at the stacked tables, lighter fluid soaking both oak tables. WBA climbs into the ring while Katie takes her place along the side watching over her man. Then the crowd burst into cheers as "Chainsaw Soliders" by Mind of a Killer blasts over the PA and Mr. Rage carrying his trademark axe comes running down the aile and slides into the ring. He wants to get it on right away with Tyler. Tyler takes advantage by stomping on Rage’s back several times then delivering an elbow smash to the big man’s back. Rage though ignores the attempt and gets up taking WBA Tyler by his head and slamming him into the far ring post, Tyler buckles and Rage then charges and flies into him with a STINGER SPLASH!!! Tyler slumps even further down Rage then uses his size advantage and BODYSLAMS him into the middle of the ring. He goes up to the top rope and comes down on top of Tyler with an double axe handle smashing the smaller man as he was struggling to get back up. Mr. Rage has been dominating this match from the very beginning, trying to send a signal to the other wrestlers on our roster that he means business. Rage mythodicly now takes Tyler who is like a piece of pulp at this point and flings him into the ropes looking to take his head off with a vicious clothesline only to have Tyler duck and come off the other ropes with a double drop kick to Rage’s face! Tyler still showing some signs of life as Katie cheers her man on. Rage doubles back but doesn’t fall, Tyler then tries an Insiguri(SP?) kick but Rage catches the leg and yanks Tyler down full force to the canvas. My Gawd that had to hurt, his groin area must be jello right now. Rage laughs at Tyler’s attempt to knock him down. The big man then takes Tyler’s leg and wrenches it in a Ankle Lock type maneuver. Tyler is SCREAMING in Pain but won’t give up despite the ref’s checks. Rage then falls on the left leg with an elbow, picks up Tyler and once more flings him into the turnbuckle. Tyler convulses in pain, Rage then laughing at the pain he is invoking on WBA winds up for another STINGER SPLASH but this time Tyler barely moves out of the way and Rage’s chest smacks right into the turnbuckle. Tyler spins him around while limping and throws furious left and rights at both Rage’s head and chest. Tyler then drop kicks Rage three times in a row before using a running clothesline to send him down. Tyler dazed falls on Rage hooking the man’s leg for the pin, but the referee reminds him that this is a FLAMING TABLES MATCH! In order for him to win he must send his opponent into the fire burning stacked tables. Tyler slams his hands down on the mat, climbs out of the ring and takes a lighter from Katie and Ignights the two stacked oak finished tables. The fans erupt….with glee, they wanna see someone get burned! Tyler climbs back into the ring heads up to the very top rope BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING IS GRABBED BY MR. RAGE AND TOSSED INTO THE FLAMING TABLES! THIS MATCH IS OVER FOLKS! MY GAWD SOMEONE GET THAT MAN OUT OF THERE NOW!!!! HE’S ON FIRE DAMN IT! Mr. RAGE IS VICTORIOUS!!!!! GET TYLER OUT OF THERE!!!!! Winner: Mr. Rage Rage is seen laughing while Katie screams with tears coming down her precious little face as EMT’s and firefights come down with hoses spraying out the fire. Tyler looks like a BBQ charcoal…damn it! That Rage is one sick man!!! What a match!!! Talk about Summer Sizzler….. Number 1 Contenders
Match for the Tag Titles- Wicked D is the Referee Cradle Of Filth's "Nocturnal Supremacy" and here comes one half of the Tag-Team champions and our special guest referee for the evening...Wicked D...he makes his way to the ring, not paying much attention to anybody. Next up, Blood Brothers starts to kick in and here come the former Tag-Team champions! "Maniac" Mike Smith and sargent Hardcore - The Maniac Soldiers! They walk down to the ring, full of confidence, they know this is their chance to get back at Wicked D & Anastasia and regain those Tag-Team titles...but I think their opponents might have something to say about that...here come Dope Static and Aurora Northern as "Sick" by Dope replaces Papa Roach. They slowly walk down the aisle and walk up to the ring. Both teams waste little time charging each other...Aurora ducks a clothesline attempt by the sarge and hits a reverse neckbreaker out of nowhere! Smith and Dope are exchanging blows...Wicked D better get some control here, but he seems fine with it how it is...he's letting these two teams tear into each other and the fans LOVE it! Pure mayhem right from the off! Smith and Dope end up brawling to the outside adn Wicked just lets them, at least that leaves us just two combatents in the ring! Aurora is in control, working over the Sarge's right knee...she goes for an Indian Death Lock, but Sarge cradles her...cover......1......2......Aurora kicks out...fair count by Wicked there. The Sarge takes over on Aurora...snap suplex...he holds on...another suplex, delayed this time ala Davey Boy Smith (RIP)...he holds her up there for 1...2....3...4....5....6...7 seconds before bringing her down hard...nice show of strength! Big slam by the Sarge...cover...1....2....another kickout by Aurora. Sarge drops an elbow, gets up and bounces off the ropes, another elbowdrop...but Aurora moved!!! Sarge landed right on the point of his right elbow...that has to have hurt! Armbar by Aurora...but no...boot to the face by Smith...where did he come from? Smith lifts up Aurora...but she flips out...Smith turns around and gets caught right in the face by a HUGE right hand from Dope Static! Wicked D FINALLY moves in and forces Aurora to the apron...meanwhile, Dope is going mental on Mike Smith....left....right...left...right...left...right...bam bam bam...he's got the big man rocking! He winds up...BAM...down goes Mean Mike! Dope drops a quick legdrop...cover....1....2.....kickout by Smith...another fair count by D... Bulldog from nowhere by the Sarge! He climbs out onto the apron and looks on as Smith tries to capitalise on the downed Dope...he picks him up and hits a big time DDT...cover....1....2.....kickout by Dope. Smith looks over at Aurora before returning his attentions to Dope. He clubs the back of Dope with his forearm, sending Dope crashing back to the mat. Smith tags in the Sarge. Sarge picks up Dope...sweet Overhead Belly to Belly suplex! Another cover, another kickout by Dope! Hardcore slaps the mat in fristration...he has words with D who just stares back at him. Dope is back up, but not for long as he catches an elbow from Sarge right in the forehead! Sarge picks Dope up...whip to the ropes...tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! No cover...instead...Sarge climbs up to the top rope...he signals to the fans and goes to dive off...BUT AURORA RUSHES OVER AND SHOVES HIM OFF THE TOP!!! Sarge falls down hard! Smith's seen enough...he climbs in the ring, ignoring Wicked D and goes right for Aurora...my god, he's got her round the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! Wow!!! Wicked D watches on and does nothing as Smith signals for the Wrecking Machine Powerbomb!!! He lifts Aurora up...but she turns it into a hurracanrana!!!!!!! Smith’s momentum takes him to the outside...what a move by Aurora! Meanwhile...Dope and Sarge have just about recovered...Sarge picks Dope up in a running powerslam position but Dope slips out and Aurora drop toe holds the Sarge right into the bottom turnbuckle! Aurora goes for the cover....but Wicked D doesnt count!!! He says that Aurora isn't the legal person! She can't believe it but steps to the ring apron as Dope goes for the cover, but the delay is enough for the Sarge to kick out at two! Smith is recovering on the outside...Dope rolls up the Sarge...but Wicked D is checking on Mike Smith telling him to get back to his corner. Dope gets up and shoves Wicked D! D stares at Dope...Dope is yelling at him...D just shakes his head...ROLL-UP BY SARGE!!! 1......2........Aurora interupts the count...just in time!! Smith is back on the apron...Dope manages to dive over the Sarge and tags in Aurora! Aurora nails Sarge right in the kisser with a dropkick...she knocks Smith off the apron but as she turns around is caught by a stinger splash by Sarge! Sarge kicks her in the mid-section...he's going for the jackhammer...he lifts her up...NOOOOOO she turns it into an Inside Cradle!!!!!!! She's got him pinned...1........2.....................3!!! SHE GOT HIM SHE GOT HIM SHE GOT HIM!!!!! Winners: Aurora Northern and Dope Static Wicked D just shrugs and walks out of the ring...Mike Smith can't believe it!!! The Sarge is in shock on the mat...Aurora and Dope celebrate...they get the Tag shot!! What a match!!! Smith is enraged! He grabs a chair and rolls in the ring.. He’s sneaking up behind Aurora and Dope, getting ready to take a big swing when suddenly a fan jumps into the ring! WHAT THE HELL?!? He just pulled the chair out of Smith’s hands! Smith turns around and gets kicked in the gut – ANARCHY’S PLAYPEN!!! THAT ISN’T A FAN – THAT THE WOLF!!! THE WOLF IS BACK!!! Sarge gets up and charges him, but Wolf side steps and throws him over the top rope!! Wolf turns and the fans go nuts as he, Dope and Aurora hug… what a return!!! Grudge Tag Team Match Pantera's "Cemetary Gates" beings to play adn out walks the newcomer Angel X. He gets a decent reaction from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring...his music fades out and is replaced by "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park and the fans go nuts for the legend from Port Coquitlam, BC...X-Factor! He raises his arms in response to the fans cheers and jogs to the ring. The fans cheers soon evolve into boos as Metallica's "Sanitarium" balres out, here comes the duo marriage in hell...A§ylum and Cletus Pisson, Hells Henchmen! Cletus is already preaching from the book of pain! A§ylum and Cletus get to the ring and stare down the double X's they confer, it looks like Cletus is going to start this one off against X-Factor. A§ylum and Angel climb to the outside as Cletus and X circle each other, they lock up...quick armdrag takedown by CP, he springs to his feet laughing at the veteran. XF shakes it off and they lock up again, CP goes for an armdrag again but XF was waiting for him, he wraps CP's own arm around him...Cobra Clutch Suplex! CP crashes to the mat, XF is right on him, stomping away, he drags CP over to his corner and tags in Angel X. AX jumps over the top rope and lands square across CP's face with a legdrop. He picks up the preacher man and snap mares him...CP lands in a sit-up position...AX backs off then runs...Mr Perfect neck snapper by AX...CP holds his neck in pain after that, AX celebrates with the crowd but he doesn't see A§ylum sneak up from behind...he nails AX with a vicious elbow to the back of the head. CP drags himself to his corner and tags in the maniacal A§ylum who drops a knee to the back of AX's head. He picks him back up again and sets him up...PILEDRIVER! He planted AX right on his head. A§ylum drops anotehr knee then locks in a camel clutch...wrenching back...AX can't reach the ropes...XF tries to come in but is cut off by CP...XF and CP start brawling with each other, distracting the referee. As the ref tries to get XF and CP out of the ring, A§ylum releases the hold and picks up the Book of Pain, he walks over to AX who is pulling himself up via the ropes, he goes to nail him but AX moves...A§ylum swings again but AX dropkicks the book back into A§ylum's face!!! Cover, but no ref!!!!!!! He's getting CP and XF back to their corners...The ref turns around.....1...........2.........A§ylum kicked out. AX stars to make his way to hsi corner as does A§ylum...can AX reach? No...yes...he gets the tag at the same time as A§ylum...XF charges into the ring like a house on fire. He drops CP with a clothesline...CP back up...another clothesline...A§ylum gets one too...AX jumps onto A§ylum and starts pounding away while XF is dominating CP. AX grabs A§ylum's arm and goes to the top rope, but A§ylum yanks him down right into the STRAIGHT JACKET!!! A§ylum's got him, this distracts XF who sees his partner in peril...he goes to help but the momentary distraction is enough for Cletus...GATOR VICE!!!! He has it locked in...AX is tapping, but A§ylum leaves his Straight Jacket locked in...XF is struggling to the ropes...almost...no...this time....noooooooo...XF is fading...the referee checks the arm...it drops once...twice...thr.......noooooooo XF is fighting back!!! Oh my god, what guts...he tries to make it to his feet, but Cletus kicks his knee ans XF crashes back down...the ref checks again...A§ylum releases Angel who collapses to the mat unconscious...the ref awards the match to Hells Henchmen...X-Factor couldn't hold out anymore. Winner: Hell’s Henchmen A§ylum and Cletus celebrate in the ring as the ref checks on the downed X-Factor and Angel X...what a brutal match... Hardcore Title Match -
If Red Wins he gets back Ritz Red Leaf comes out first. He looks really confused since Ritz was kidnapped. He seems to really need his advise from "Master". He gets into the ring and looks around. What is he searching for? Suddenly, the opening strains of Danzig’s "Hand of Doom" comes on and the Hardcore Champion walks slowly out of the back. Anastasia stands at the top of the ramp and we see that she has the Hardcore belt strapped around her waist, plus she has a little leather satchel in one hand and a little cage in the other. Is that? It is!!! Ritz is a captive of the cage!!! Red Leaf sees him and goes nuts! He is running around the ring like a mad man, pulling at his hair through his mask. Anastasia walks to ring side and then holds up the tiny cage. She tells him to get back or she’ll smash it. Red Leaf looks confused as he looks around. She sets the cage in the corner and then walks over to the announcer’s table and sets down the Hardcore belt and the satchel. She opens the satchel and is searching through it as in the ring Red Leaf rushes to the corner and grabs the cage. He immediately starts tearing at the cage trying to free his master as Anastasia dives into the cage behind him… she has a lead pipe in her hands and brings it down hard across the back of Red Leaf!!! He drops the cage and grabs at his back in pain. She yells at him that he can have the rat back IF he wins!!! Anastasia slams the pipe down onto Red’s back and head as she tells him learn his place! Ana kicks the cage back into the corner and then uses the pipe to apply a choke hold to the Canadian hero and then pulls him to his feet. She uses the pipe to pull him to the corner and then sits on the top turnbuckle and chokes him… It looks like she went up high to get better leverage but it also put her into position for Red Leaf to grab her arm and Judo Throw her off the top and into the ring! Anastasia hits hard but immediately gets to her feet. She holds the pipe like a club but misses in her next swing at Red’s head. Red Leaf times it perfectly and kicks the lead pipe out of Anastasia’s hand! Ana shakes her hand in pain as Red Leaf grabs her by the arm and hits a big Arm Drag that slams her into the mat. Red holds onto the arm and then slaps on a Fujiwara Arm Bar!!! Ana yells out in pain as Red Leaf puts tremendous pressure on her elbow! Anastasia refuses to give up though and manages to pull herself near enough to grab the bottom rope, forcing the break. Red Leaf rolls out of the hold, but holds on to the arm… he jerks her back into the ring and then to her feet. Before Ana can react, he ducks behind her and locks on a Hammer Lock but then lifts Anastasia clean off the mat by that bent arm!!! Ana screams out in pain as her whole weight is being supported on that badly bent elbow that has already been weakened by the arm bar. She kicks her feet in pain and manage to get them on the top turnbuckle and kicks off!!! Both wrestlers come crashing to the mat! Ana immediately rolls out of the ring and starts trying to get feeling back into the injured arm as Red Leaf gets to his feet back in the ring. Red Leaf walks along the ropes, measuring up his options as Ana kneels down against the guard rail and tries to shake feeling back into her elbow. Red climbs the turnbuckles and comes off with a Somersault Plancha that sends both of them crashing to the cement floor!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! Both of them are down now as the ref makes the count out… 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. Red is up first and grabs Anastasia by the head and throws her under the bottom rope, back into the ring. Red climbs onto the apron and starts to get back into the ring when Ana hits a shoulder through the ropes that doubles him over… she grabs the top rope and slingshots over him, grabbing the Canadian Super Star by the waist and then flips over him – POWERBOMB to the FLOOR!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! Red Leaf Express’ head just bounced off the cement!!! Anastasia reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. She sets it up at ring side and then pulls out a second one. She sets the second one up right next to the first and then turns her attention back to the Red Leaf Express. She waits for the stunned hero to turn and face her and then slams him in the chin with a Super Kick!!! Red Leaf nearly collapses from the force of that blow. Ana grabs him and rolls the Canadian hero onto the two tables and lays him out. Ana climbs onto the apron and then goes up top… Corkscrew Plancha onto Red Leaf but the tables do not break!!! Ana gets up slowly, looks at the tables and shakes her head. She grabs a nearby chair and slides it into the ring. Ana slides in after it and then sets the chair up by the ropes. She rushes across the ring, bounces off the far ropes and then launches herself off of the chair and over the top rope – Suicide Plancha!!! NO!!! Red Leaf pulls himself out of the way, and his table falls over!!! Ana crashes through the 2nd table, taking the entire brunt of the fall herself!!! Red Leaf makes the cover… 1.. 2.. NO!!! Ana got a shoulder up!!! HOW IN THE HELL?!? Red Leaf pulls her up and then rolls the champ back into the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and then jumps off with a Swanton Bomb!!! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Ana kicks out again and Red can’t believe it!!! Red Leaf pulls Anastasia up and whips her hard into the corner where the breath is driven out of her! He grabs her in a side head lock and then runs up the turnbuckles – he launches himself off the top and spins in mid air - Falling Leaf (Tornado DDT)!!! NO!!! Red Leaf inadvertently kicked the ref on the way down!!! Red has the cover but no ref to make the count!!! OH COME ON!!! That was like a ten count!!! Red Leaf turns and sees the ref laid out and goes to check on him… he shakes the ref awake so they can continue the match. While his back is turned, Anastasia reaches into her tights and pulls out a set of Brass Knucks!!! She lays back down and pretends like she’s out as Red Leaf turns back and grabs her by the hair… he whips her to the corner again and then runs in after her with a Clothesline…. NO!!! Ana perfectly times the punch to Red Leaf’s head, snapping his head back!!! Red Leaf collapses against the ropes and Anastasia grabs him by the head… she climbs to the second turnbuckle and then jumps over his head… the Chaos Relic! Super face buster into the mat on Red Leaf… She makes the cover and grabs the tights for leverage… 1.. 2.. 3!!! She did it!!! THE BITCH DID IT!!! Winner: Anastasia The ref raises Anastasia hand in victory but she immediately pulls free of him. Ana slides out of the ring and grabs the bag she put at ringside. Anastasia slides in, stands beside the now kneeling Red Leaf Express and reaches into her bag. What is she doing? HOLY HELL!!! Anastasia pulls out a studded dog collar and leash! She wraps the collar around Red Leaf’s neck and then attaches the leather leash. She pulls him out of the ring and then makes Red grab her Hardcore belt as she leads him to the back area by the leash. How humiliating! How is Red Leaf going to live this down? Man, I feel for him, I really do… 30 Minute Iron Man Match The bad blood has finally boiled over and it brings us to our match now. We see a quick video montage of the problems between Studdly and Diablo starting with JBS's win over AD for the World Title. It shows all the way up to this point as "Surfing Safari" begins to play. The boos are LOUD as Johnny B walks out with the lovely Ivanna. No smiles on the face of JBS as he looks SERIOUS. I've never seen him look so mean and confident before. Cobra's pep talk has done something to his demeanor. Let's see if Studdly can take it to Diablo like never before. The sounds of Linkin Park hit up the speakers as "Points of Authority" plays. AD walks out and gets the same heat as Studdly. The fans don't like either man, but they know they are about to see a great match with these two. Diablo looks just as serious as Studdly as he hops in the ring and goes nose to nose with Studdly. The ref calls for the bell and the 30 minute clock pops up on the side of your screen and above on the JumboTron. Both men start to push each other and then go to tackle each other to the ground. AD is on top and punches at a short range as JBS does the same. AD gets up and stomps Studdly to the corner. But JBS fights to get up and pounds away on AD. They fight to the middle of the ring, but Diablo hip tosses JBS to the corner. He tells JBS to bring it as Studdly has a angered look on his face. He rushes AD and tackles him in the corner and delivers a few shoulder thrusts into the gut of AD. He sets him on the top rope, but AD kicks him in the face. He jumps off the top rope with a super bulldog and lays out Studdly. He picks him up and delivers a Snowplow. He hooks the leg but JBS kicks out. AD scoop slams him and crashes his body to the mat. AD hits the ropes and hits one half of rolling thunder with a rolling leg drop. He goes for another cover, but JBS kicks out. He wants to get a quick win and then takes it to Studdly... AD is going about this the smart way. He knows he can relax after he gets ahead of Studdly. But AD is on a rage right now as he grabs JBS and hits a overhead belly to belly and paces until Studdly gets up. AD kicks him in the gut and hits a edgecutioner DDT. He places JBS in the corner and chops him several time. he elevates JBS to the top rope and then springboards off teh top rope and hits a super huracanrana. Outstanding move by Diablo. Ivanna pounds the apron for JBS to get it together. AD lifts him up, but JBS grabs AD's head and drops to his knees as he delivers a jawbreaker. AD falls back and lands on the ropes as JBS runs and clotheslines him over the ropes. Studdly gets on the apron and leg drops Diablo who was resting on the announce table. What a move by Studdly. Studdly grabs Diablo and SUPLEXES him into the pole. VIcious streak by Studdly...we are about to see how mean he can get. Studdly grabs a chair and JABS it into the ribs of Diablo and then hits the WIPE OUT AGAINST THE STEEL POST!!! What a move by Studdly....the fans are in awe of his array of new moves as he climbs to the apron and delivers a running senton backsplash to Diablo. Ivanna claps as Studdly rolls AD back into the ring. He climbs to the top rope and jumps off with a big Snuka type splash. but AD was up on his feet and delivers a dropkick to the sternum of JBS. Studdly falls back into the corner as AD runs for a Stinger Splash. he misses as Studdly grabs him and climbs the second rope...WIPE OUT BY STUDDLY!!!! A COVER...1....2.....NOOOOOO DIABLO JUST KICKED OUT OF THE WIPEOUT!!!! And no one has even won a fall yet. 20 minutes is left in the match up as 10 has passed. Studdly can't believe it as he runs his hand over his head in disbeilef. He looks at Ivanna and even she is speechless. He picks up Diablo and goes for thw Wipeout again, but Diablo turns it into a rolling crucifix for the pin.......1...2....JBS manages to get out. He jumps up and starts to strangle AD. Studdly is showing such a mean streak tonight. Look how crazy he looks. He knows that he has to get serious about his matches and now is the best time to start. The ref had to break off the choke as Studdly gets to his feet and delivers a Garvin Stomp to the joints of Diablo. He picks up Diablo and hits a running brainbuster. He climbs to the top rope and delivers a giant Savage elbow to the chest of Diablo. He hooks th eleg of AD...1`.....2.AD kicks out again. Studdly can't believe it. AD gets up and starts to fire punches at Studdly, JBS ducks and has AD in a full nelson....he drops forward and SLAMS AD's face into the mat....wait a sec...he holds onto the full nelson and applies a full nelson camel clutch on AD...that's the HANG TEN he talked about that move earlier in the week. Diablo is trying to hold on but he has no where to go....he struggles, but his arms are going limp....I think Studdly just knocked him out. The ref calls for the bell and the first win goes to Studdly. Studdly: 1 win 12 mintues left in the match. Studdly let's go of the move as the ref tries to revive AD. But Studdly doesn't give AD the 30 second break that is supposed to be issued after a win. Studdly puts the boots to him and then drops Diablo with a FIFTEEN MINTUES OF FAME!!!! That was his own move...he hooks the leg....1....2....DIABLO KICKS OUT!!! The fans are behind Diablo now as he tries to get up. But the Hang Ten took alot out of him. Studdly climbs to the top rope and jumps off with a double axe handle....DIABLO CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME ON JBS!!!! A COVER....1....2...3....DIABLO PICKS UP A WIN AND TIES THE SERIES!!!! Diablo: 1 Win AD gets up and says screw the break as he drags JBS to the outside of the ring and rams his face into the steel steps. He picks them up and slams them on JBS. Diablo clears off the announce table and tosses JBS on the table. He climbs on the table with him and goes for a Fifteen Mintues of Fame, but JBS blocks it AND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! AD FLIES OVER AND CRASHES THROUGH YUGOSLAVIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! The fans are on their feet as both men are down, but Diablo was taken for a ride on that one. What a counter by Studdly. JBS rolls off the table and picks up Diablo. Tosses him in the ring and goes for a cover, but AD rolls him up...1...2....JBS gets out of the cradle. I thought that was another win right there. There is 5 minutes left in the match...what a match though. Studdly grabs AD in a full nelson and goes for the hang Ten, but AD ducks underneath and hits a spinning side suplex. Both men are down....WHO IN THE HELL IS THIS RUNNING FROM OUT OF THE CROWD!!! SOME GUY RUNS OUT OF THE CROWD AND JUMPS IN THE RING!!!! He pushes the ref out of the way and DDT's STUDDLY!!! he tosses Studdly out of the ring, but here comes security. But here comes VP Smith....he tells security to leave him alone and says "Make him Pay BANE!!" Bane?? Who in the hell is this guy?? He picks up Diablo and POWERBOMBS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! Time is still clicking away on the clock and THE REF HAS AWARDED STUDDLY A WIN SINCE BANE ATTACKED JSB FIRST!! Both men are down as VP Smith and this man called Bane walk past a broken Diablo. Smith leans over to Diablo and says 'Who is gonna pay?? I don't think so Diablo....I told you that you would learn the HARD way." They walk to the back and there is 1 MINUTE on the clock....the fans count down as both men still lay on the floor. The time RUNS OUT and the ref awards the match to STUDDLY!!! The fans boo the decision but he had the most wins at the end of the match. The ref helps up Diablo as Ivanna helps up Studdly. What a ending to a great match....what will happen next?? Winner: Johnny B. Studdly In the backstage area a ANGRY Alec Diablo searches for VP Smtih. He bursts into the room of Commish Todd where he sees the Commish and Smith talking. AD CLOTHESLINES SMITH OVER THE TABLE AND BEGINS TO POUND HIM!!! TODD TRIES TO GET AD OFF OF SMITH, BUT DIABLO PUNCHES TODD IN THE FACE!! FROM BEHIND COMES BANE AND ATTACKS DIABLO!!! HE GRABS HIM AND DELIVERS A SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE COMMISHES TABLE!!!! Smith gets up as VP Sloan runs in to see what the commotion is about. bane helps up Smith who looks scared to death. Sloan: What in the hell is going on here?? Smith: This fool attacked me. Sloan: Smith...who is this man?? Smith: He's the guy I was telling you about...his name is Bane Anderson...Bane "The Assassin" Anderson. He's a new wrestler that I just signed. Diablo talked about hurting FO members...well i beat him to it...and had Bane hurt him. But he attacked me Sloan...so you know what that means. Sloan: "Sigh"...yeah...I do. Commish Todd: He did attack him Sloan...even though what Bane did to him was wrong...he shouldn't have touched Smith. Smith: Yeah..I didn't do anything....Bane took out the trash..not me. Sloan: Security...get in here please. Diablo gets up, but is rushed by security before he can do anything. The circle him as he gets his breath back from that table shot. Diablo: What in the hell is going on here?/ Sloan: You attacked Smith....I'm sorry diablo....but you know you can't attack any VP members...we're gonna have to suspend you. Diablo: WHAT?? Ooohhh ok...I get it...don't worry Smith....I'll be back...sooner or later...I will be back...but most important...I'll be back for this son of a bitch right here. AD spits in the face of Bane who goes to attack AD, but Smith holds him back as security holds AD back. They escort him out as Sloan give Smith a disappointing look. Back to the ring... Hell In the Cell The opening strains of "Mr. Self-Destruct" begin to play and the capacity crowd releases a resounding level of boos that threaten to blow the roof off this joint. Cobra comes out the back with a look of disgust on his face! He walks slowly and deliberately to the ring. As he gets to ring side, the ring comes to rest on the arena floor. Cobra grabs a sign from a ringside fan… he holds it up to the camera and we can see that it says "Cobra = 98", inferring that he will be the 98th man to loose to Mad Dragon. Cobra smiles a wicked little smile then says "I don’t THINK so!!!" as he rips the poster in half. He throws the pieces into the air and then enters the cage through the corner door and enters the ring. He goes to the far corner and starts to stretch out. The music changes to Metallica’s "For Whom the Bell Tolls" and crowd goes wild. Here comes the man they call Dragon!!! Mad Dragon comes out to the top of the ramp and raises his fists into the air as the crowd goes ballistic for their hero! Dragon takes off at a good jog as he heads to the ring. Judging by the look in his eye, I think that Cobra may feel the burn tonight! Dragon whips around the cage door and runs into the ring. The ring attendant slams the door shut as the ref calls for the bell – this match is under way! Cobra rushes across the ring but Dragon ducks under the attempted Clothesline and then hits a Drop Kick to the surprised masked man! Cobra is surprised by the sudden move and Dragon jumps him… Punch to the head, another and Cobra is rocked back towards the cell wall… Dragon grabs him by the arm and whips Cobra back first hard into the sidewall of the cage! Cobra bounces off and is sprung back with help of the ring ropes… Clothesline from Hell nearly takes his head clean off!!! Cobra was turned inside out with that one! Dragon doesn’t bother to even attempt a pin this early in the match, instead he reaches down and grabs Cobra by the head and pulls him to his feet! Dragon slams a Forearm into the side of Cobra’s head… Dragon reaches back and measures Cobra again but being the wise fighter that he is, Cobra lashes out and rakes Dragon’s eyes! Dragon grabs his face in pain as Cobra smiles and then hits a Spinning Back Elbow to the back of Dragon’s neck! Dragon drops to one knee as the pain shoots down his neck and spine! Cobra spins around and slams the heel of his boot into the back of Dragon’s head with a Spin Heel Kick! Dragon goes down but immediately tries to get up – looks like those shots to the head have left him disoriented! Dragon is on his hands and knees trying to get to his feet when a well placed boot drives the air out of the superstar! Another kick by Cobra and Dragon is rolling for the corner, trying to cover up his exposed area! Cobra rushes in and hits a Running Knee Lift that slams Dragon hard into the turnbuckles! Cobra pulls up the stunned mad man and then punches him in the head! The reptile grabs him by the hair and then shoves Dragon’s face and head into the nearby steel mesh!!! Cobra laughs out loud as he rakes the face back and forth across the steel grate! Dragon yells out in pain and shoves backward causing Cobra to lose his footing and stumble back. Dragon turns and faces his opponent, wipes a hand across his face and then looks at the bloody hand that comes away. A stern look crosses his face as Cobra gets up and smiles. Both men lock up and then roll along the ropes as they fight for advantage! Dragon drops down to a knee and then slams his shoulder hard into Cobra’s mid-section, doubling over the essence of evil! Dragon slams Cobra hard into the mat and then rolls off of him! Cobra gets to his feet but Dragon spins around and takes the legs out from under the masked man! Cobra falls to his knees as Dragon grabs him by the head and jumps over him with a Modified Block Buster, slamming Cobra’s head into the mat! Dragon gets up and then pulls Cobra up by the head – he lifts him into the air and then slams the reptile hard to the mat! Dragon goes up the corner buckles and then grabs top of the cage. He hangs from the steel mesh and then moves hand over hand across the ring till he’s directly over his fallen opponent… Dragon flings his legs up and then lets go of the cage!!! OH MY GAWD!!! He just hit a Leg Drop from the top of the cage that nearly decapitated Cobra!!! That was like a 15 foot drop!!! Dragon makes the cover… 1.. 2.. NO!! Cobra kicks out!!! Dragon pulls up Cobra, grabs him by the back of the head and slams him face first into the steel mesh! Cobra bounces off and grabs his face in pain… Dragon kicks him in the gut and then hits a Pedigree onto the mat! Dragon makes another cover but can only get a 2 count before Cobra kicks out. Cobra gets up and locks up with Dragon… Dragon grabs him by the arm and whips Cobra to the turnbuckle… NO!! Cobra reverses it and then runs in after him with a Stinger Splash! A well placed knee to the gut of Dragon, drives the air out of the superstar. Cobra grabs him by the head and hits a Twist of Fate! Dragon is slammed hard into the mat. Cobra grabs him by the hair and pulls the Madness to his feet… Inverted DDT by Cobra! Dragon is laying on the mat trying to catch his breath. Cobra grabs a leg and turn Dragon over into a Half Crab! Cobra rotates through the hold and sits on the leg and then grabs Dragon by the head – NO CURE FOR THE MADNESS!!! Cobra is using Dragon’s own move against him!!! Dragon yells out in pain as Cobra twists him up! Dragon is fighting for freedom and manages to reach the bottom rope – the ref calls for the break and Cobra just laughs at him! He squeezes harder and the ref pulls Cobra off! Cobra gets up and punches the ref in the head, knocking the man in stripes out cold! Cobra grabs Dragon and then lifts him high into the air… he walks him to the corner and then locks him upside down into the corner – Tree of Woe!!! Cobra starts putting the boots to Dragon and it’s perfectly legal! Man, it looks like Cobra is trying to drive Dragon’s ribs through his lungs! A trickle of blood escapes from Dragon’s mouth and Cobra laughs. He runs up with another shot to the guts, but Dragon reaches out and grabs Cobra’s leg and punches the masked man in the family jewels!!! As Cobra drops to his knees in pain, Dragon manages to free himself from his entanglement. Dragon drops to the mat and stretches out his legs as Cobra gets slowly to his feet. Dragon shows his classical wrestling training as he shoots the leg on Cobra and pulls him up – Dragon Screw Leg Whip!!! Dragon just twisted that leg in a manner God never intended. Cobra grabs his knee in pain as Dragon grabs the leg and rolls through it, putting an incredible strain on the ACL! Cobra yells out in pain as Dragon gets up, keeps a hold of the leg and then spins through it again and turns Cobra over – NO CURE FOR THE MADNESS!!! Dragon locks down the hold as Cobra yells out in pain! Cobra is double tough though and refuses to give up although the pain must be incredible! Suddenly Ivanna Dewitt is at ringside… what is she doing here?!? She is slapping the cage and telling Cobra not to give up!!! Dragon leaves it on for about a minute, really tweaking the hell out of that leg and then release the hold and rolls to the side. He yells at Ivanna to get the hell away from the ring! Ivanna looks at him and then just flips him the bird in reply! Dragon waits for Cobra to get gingerly to his feet and then rushes up behind him – German Suplex! Dragon holds on and rolls through it – he pulls Cobra to his feet and then hits a second German Suplex! Dragon rolls through again and pulls Cobra to his feet one more time… He goes for a third German Suplex but a well timed Back Kick by Cobra catches Dragon hard in the groin!!! Dragon releases the hold and drops to his knees in pain! Cobra rolls to the cage wall and is talking to her through the cage… did she just slip something to Cobra? Cobra smiles at the pretty lady and then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. He waits for Dragon to get up and then jumps at him, slamming a fist into Dragon’s head, spinning the Mad Man around, and dropping him to the mat! What a punch!!! Cobra limps over, and stands over Dragon. He looks at the crowd and smiles as he opens his fist and lets the small chain unfurl from his fingers! He’s got a chain! That’s what that bitch slipped to him!!! Cobra uses the chain and wraps it around the neck of Mad Dragon and then lifts him up as he chokes him. Cobra pulls the superstar to the corner and tells Ivanna to open the cage door, which she does. Cobra tells her to get the package as he removes the chain and throws the madness out of the cage. Dragon hits the arena floor gasping of breath as Cobra begins to make his way out of the cage… Dragon jumps in the air and hits a Spinning Back Kick that slams the steel cage door into the head of the masked man, who collapses in the door frame! Ivanna is making her way back to the ringside with a long piece of rope formed into the shape of a noose! When she sees Mad Dragon kneeling on the floor looking at her with a fire in his eyes! Ivanna panics, drops the rope and starts running from the Mad Man. Dragon gets up and chases her one way, but then changes direction and cuts her off the other direction. Ivanna doesn’t know what to do and decides to climb the cage! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING?!? As Ivanna climbs the cage, Dragon gives chase. She manages to get to the top of the cage and realizes she doesn’t know what to do now! Dragon gets up top and then looks at her like a jungle cat that has trapped it’s prey! Suddenly, Johnny B. Studdly comes running out of the back as the fans boo the hell out of him… he grabs the rope and starts climbing the cage. Dragon sees him coming but immediately grabs Ivanna and bends her over his knee! HE’S SPANKING THE LITTLE PRINCESS as the fans raise the roof!!! Studdly sees what’s happening and yells NO!!! He gets to the top of the cage and then throws the rope down on the cage top. He heads for Dragon who throws Ivanna off! Studdly grabs Dragon but takes a quick look to see if Ivanna is OK, that is all the opening that Dragon needs as he hits a Nut Shot on Studdly! Somebody is going to be singing Soprano this weekend! Dragon grabs Studdly by the back of the head and throws him OFF THE CAGE!!! Studdly flies off the cage and comes crashing down through the Spanish Announcer’s table!!! Dragon gets up and points to Ivanna indicating that she’s next as the fans roar their approval!!! He grabs her by the hair as she begs him not to!!! Dragon wags a finger in her face and then – WHAM!!! Cobra just slammed Dragon right in the back with a Double Sledge! Cobra grab Dragon by the head and then hits a Cobra Drop on top of the cage!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! Cobra tells Ivanna to get the hell out of here. As she starts to climb down the side of the cage, Cobra grabs Dragon by the head and pulls him up – Power Slam onto the top of the cage!!! The cage top buckles a little but Cobra pays no attention! He grabs Dragon again and pulls him up… kick to the gut and then another Cobra Drop on the cage top – HOLY HELL THE TOP JUST BROKE!!! Both men just fell about twenty feet down to that unforgiving canvas mat!!! They slammed into it like a couple of rag dolls dropped off the roof of a building! Both men are laying sprawled out on the mat – neither man is moving!!! The ref starts counting… 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. Ivanna is slapping the side of the cage and telling Cobra to get up as the ref continues to count… 7.. 8.. 9.. 10!!! I DON"T BELIEVE IT!!! NEITHER MAN CAN ANSWER THE CALL!!! The ref calls for the bell… Winner: Draw Who’d have thunk it!!! One of the greatest matches in IHWA history and there is no clear winner. Man, both men left it all on the mat in this one and will have to face off again to figure out who the winner is! Ivanna looks torn… Cobra is laying unconscious in the ring and Studdly is laying unconscious on the table. She doesn’t know who to help, but then decides that Studdly needs her attention and checks on him first. World Title Match The fans are geared and ready for this one as we look at the serious interview by Ryan Fischer as he proclaims he will become champ tonight. Fischer walks out and the fans give him a mixed reaction. He has ditched the America Hating gimmick and is now back in the drivers seat of his goal...the world title. He gets in the ring as "Angel of Death" plays and the fans go WILD. They give the champ a MASSIVE OVATION as Jonothan walks out with the World Title around his waist. he slides into the ring and raises the title high as the fans give him their appreciation. He hands the title to the ref and gives RF a nod. The bell sounds and both men go to a collar and elbow tie up. RF goes witha go behind to a rm bar on Jono. Jono ducks under and grabs the arm of RF and Irish whips him into the ropes. he leap frogs RF and then ducks down. RF hops over him and leap frogs, but stops and dropkicks Jono in the back of the head. Jono staggers to the ropes, but Fischer doesn't waste any time as he clotheslines Jono over the ropes. He is playing at his pace and Jono needs to regain control if he wants this match to go his way. Fischer slides under the ring and body slams Jono to the floor. He pickes him up and whips him into the steel railing and then delivers a running clothesline to him. Jono's back hits the steel even harder, and now RF grabs Jono and delivers a snap suplex on the floor. He tosses him back in the ring, and climbs the top rope, but Jonothan trips him up and then tosses him off the top turnbuckle. Jono picks him up, and hits a swinging neck breaker followed by a Mr. perfect neck snap. He scoops him up, and drops him with a nail in the Coffin and hooks the leg. RF kicks out at 2 and hops up to his feet. He waist locks Jono and hits a Japanese belly to belly suplex. Jono lands on his head and it knocks him out a bit. He gets up and is very dizzy, but RF stays on him and monkey flips him to the center of the ring. Jono staggers up, but RF delivers a Dragon Suplex with a bridge...1..2...Jono barely got his shoulder up that time. Rf picks him up and goes for a German suplex, but Jono block it and rolls through for a pin. RF gets out of it, but Jono stands up first and applies a Texas Cloverleaf. He has RF in the center of the ring and applies more pressure on the back and legs. RF is fighting his way to the ropes, and after about 2 minutes he makes it, Jono lets go, but waits for him to get up and nails him with a super kick. RF falls through the ropes, and Jono suicide dives through the ropes onto him. They both crash into the guard rail, but Jono gets up first. Jonothan picks up RF and hoists him in the air for a vertical suplex...he drops him HARD on the floor and then climbs the apron. He waits for RF to get up, and jumps at RF. Fischer catches him and POWERSLAMS HIM INTO THE STEPS!!!! Jonothan's back is all carved up from the steel as blood drips off ot it. The fans let out a "OOoOoOo" as we show a replay of it. RF picks him up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Fischer climbs up there as well and jumps off with a SUPER DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!! What a impressive move. He covers him...1...2....Jonothan kicks out. He leaves a blood stain from his back as Fischer picks him up and hits a backbreaker. Jono crys out in pain and now RF slaps on a boston crab. Jonothan's back is all scratched up and the sweat is just pouring into the cuts. He is in some pain as RF applies more pressure on the back BUT THEN TURNS IT INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! Jonothan quickly reacts to the sudden pain, and grabs the ropes. RF drags him off and slingshots him into the corner. Jono's back is exposed as Fischer chops at it and blood flies everywhere. He sets him on the top rope again and this time hits a super belly to back suplex. Both men hit the mat hard, but Jonothan may have caught a concussion from landing on theback of his head so hard. Fischer manages to get up and crawls over to him...a cover...1..2...Jonthan gets a shoulder up and the fans are cheering for him. Fischer hits the ropes, but Jono pops up and catches him with aspinning side walk slam. Jono climbs the top rope and comes off with a huracanrana, but FISCHER CATCHES HIM AND TURNS IT INTO A SHARPSHOOTER!!! THIS TIME HE HAS HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!! Jono is slowly losing it as his head nods away from that pain. he screams as his back bleeds heavily, but he tries to reach the ropes. His head drops and the ref is checking him...he raises the arm once....it falls..twice...it falls....3 times.....NO IT DOESN'T FALL!!!! Jono is close to the ropes as he reaches for it and misses,,,,FISCHER LET GO OF THE HOLD???!! I THINK HE THINKS JONOTHAN TAPPED OUT...BUT ALL HE DID WAS MISS THE ROPES!!! The ref is saying no...and explaining to him that he missed the ropes. Ryan goes to pick Jono up, but Jonothan grabs his tights and tosses him out of the ring!!! Ryan takes a spill as he slowy gets up and back on the apron. Jono shoulder blocks him and suplexes him back in the ring...no...RF slides down and goes for a roll up...no...Jonothan holds his ground and flips back to roll up Fischer...could he have him...1...2...3....HE GOT HIM!!! Winner: Jonothan Jonothan collapses in the middle of the ring with his hand raised. Blood is pouring out of his back as the ref hands him the belt. Fischer can't believe it… Fischer is on his knees as Jono gets up and the ref raises his hand. Nice win by the REIGNING CHAMP!! Jono slides out of the ring and heads to the back. Half way up the ramp, Jay Miller passes him and heads to the ring. Miller slides in and offers a hand to Fischer. He helps him to his feet and then they leave the ring together while conferring… What the heck? Maybe we’ll find out what this is all about Friday on Warzone. SEE YA!!! |