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September 30, 2001 The opera-like "Riders of Doom" plays as the PPV montage begins... "Three men....one title....one cell....Wicked D (pic of D comes on the screen) The former World Champ and leader of the Elite. His reign of terror has now begun in a different way. He has changed his ways and saw a ray of light, yet still continues his quest to be the best...at all costs. Alec Diablo (pic flashes on screen) The leader of Deep Impact and perhaps one of the most well known wrestlers in the IHWA. His quest for the IHWA World Title has always been a side goal. He waited as Extreme held the title when they were partners, and then put his goals aside to reform DI. Now it's his turn...no more being in the shadow of his own stable or former friend. His time is now...his time to shine. Mad Dragon: The IHWA World Champion...the man who wants to keep his belt and carve a deeper cut and continue to claim to be the greatest wrestler in the IHWA. His road winds in a circle as he faces harder challenges each time he wins the world title. Can he do what he did last year and beat out two other men and claim the World Title?? The battle for annihilation....Cobra and Asylum....(scenes of their days in the Foundation are shown) a bond that was deadly...one was the teacher...and the other was the dutiful student. But then...the student beat the teacher and things changed (We see Asylum pinning Cobra for the world title). The teacher returns...and shows the student a new lesson. (Pic of Cobra droppping Asylum). Now a war brews...and this time...only one man will walk out of that cage. Is the Hell in the Cell big enough for both men??? This sunday will be a messy one...a red one....welcome...to the IHWA's...SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY!!!! The fire works go off as does the rest of the explosions and pyro. The arena is sold out and the fans are damn near insane as we kick off Sunday Bloody Sunday with a bang, Ruthless vs Draven Azagoth "All Out" by Tupac plays as the fans get on their feet and give Ruthless (w/Big D) a mixed reaction. The IHWA rookie comes in looking confidant as ever as he slides in the ring. He looks thugged out as "Born in a Burial Gown" plays. Draven Azagoth (w/Pyreal) walks out at a towering 6'4 and 247 pounds. He gets in the ring and stares at Ruthless. The bell rings and both men lock up with a collar and elbow tie up. DA backs him into the corner and already starts hitting him with some heavy back elbows and a few shoulder thrusts. Ruthless swings and DA ducks then tosses him with a pump handle suplex. Ruthless lands hard on his back, but gets back up. DA runs out with a clothesline, but Ruthless ducks. DA comes back off the ropes, and is caught by Ruthless with a Thesz Press. he pounds away on his head then scoops up DA and slams him to the mat. He goes to the second rope and comes off with a leg drop. He covers DA, but DA powers out. He slings him into the ropes and delivers a shoulder block on Ruthless as he falls to the mat with a thud. Da grabs him and places him over his shoulder. He runs corner to corner and delivers a Oklahoma slam. He places him in Saffrons Curse already in the match. That is a nasty rendition of the Camel Clutch. Ruthless manages to get to the ropes as DA lets go of the hold. Da stomps on ruthless and goes for a clothesline. Ruthless shoots DA over the ropes and then slingshots himself over the ropes. He crashes on Draven as both men fall into the guard rail. Ruthless gets up and grabs a chair. He runs and jumps off the steps and blasts DA in the face with the chair. DA flips over the rail as Ruthless follows. He grabs him and goes for a piledriver, but DA back body drops him on the concrete. DA grabs the same chair and smashes it over the head of Ruthless. I guess the ref is letting a lot go tonight. DA clotheslines Ruthless back over the rail and climbs over. He grabs the steps and lifts them up, but Ruthless bulldogs him before he can get them up. DA's face hits the steps and he bounces off. Ruthless tosses him back in the ring and goes up top. DA falls on the ropes which causes Ruthless to lose his balance. DA climbs up to the top as well and hits a super gargoyle plex off the top rope. Man that looked nasty. Both men are down as the fans start to cheer them on. Draven gets many cheers because of his relationship with his brother Wicked D. DA gets up and picks up Ruthless then powerbombs him into the corner. Ruthless is upisde down as DA delivers a baseball slide to his face. Ruthless looks like a mess as DA grabs him by his legs and hits a inverted powerbomb. He's calling for the Corpsegriner. He grabs him like a Dragonsleeper, but Ruthless grabs him by his neck and stuns him. Nice counter. Both men are down..Ruthless slides over and tries to make the cover...1...2....Draven kicks out. Ruthless tries to go for the Sell Out, but DA rolls out of the way and hits a small package....1...2...Ruthless kicks out. He hops up and drop kicks Draven right in his face. Draven falls into the ropes as Ruthless goes for a splash. Draven catches him and hits a nasty modified spinebuster. He rolls Ruthless up..1...2..Ruthless kicks out again. Draven goes for a spear, but ruthless turns into a DDT. Ruthless goes up top and comes off with a double ax handle, but Draven catches him with a falling downward spiral. Ruthless gets up but Draven is all over him...CORPSEGRINDER!!! A cover...1..2...3...it's over. Draven picks up his first win here in the IHWA. Wait a mintue,....the SELL OUT by Ruthless. He gets up and just laid out Draven. He scoops up Draven and hits a Snowplow. He scoops him up again and hits another one. The fans boo him as he flicks everyone off and says to Draven..."Never underestimate a Thug". Winner: Draven Azagoth Now we have another rookie, or should I say rookies. The Mayes Brothers vs Wild Thing and Bouncer Wild Thing and Bouncer are already in the ring when Bay Boy for Life hits as the Mayes Brothers walk out. The two huge monsters from Canada walk out to a nice pop. AJ and Mike Mayes are a new team that have had experience in other feds. AJ starts out first with Bouncer and just starts to pound all over him. Bouncer fights back as they trade blows until Bouncer whips him into the ropes and goes for a high cross body. AJ catches him and drops him with a back breaker. He sets him in the corner and chokes him with his boot then delivers a spinning belly to belly suplex. He tags in Mike Mayes as MM drops a massive elbow on him. he lines him up and cracks him in his face with a line drive punch. He picks him up and drops him with a side suplex. A big leg drop takes out Bouncer. MM delivers a vertical suplex and then hits a splash. He tosses Bouncer to the ropes and powerslams him. He scoops him up and hits a standing powerslam. A few bionic elbows later bouncer tags out. Wild Thing hops over the ropes and gets chokeslammed. AJ is tagged in as MM holds him he delivers a massive boot to his face. Wild Thing goes down as AJ drives a knee to his face. He drops a jumping fist on his head then tosses him into the corner and forearms him in the gut then slings him over his shoulder and hits a back drop driver. He tags in MM as they deliver a Doomsday Device clothesline from the top. Wild Thing is getting his ass handed to him. MM whips him into the ropes and hits a giant clothesline. MM delivers a full nelson slam and then a pump handle slam. The Mayes brothers are destroying these guys. MM tosses him in the ropes and gorilla presses WT and drops him on the top rope. WT flies back as AJ comes back in and hits a lariat then a gorrila press into a powerslam. MM is tagged back in as AJ boots Bouncer off the ropes. They grab WT and hit a DOUBLE Chokeslam....1....2..3. That was too easy for the Mayes Brothers. Nice win for these rookies. Winners: Mayes Brothers In the back we see Ryan Fischer with Alec Diablo.... RF: This is man...your big night...are you ready?? AD: Yeah...I'm more than ready...I want this Ryan...and there is no one...no one...that will stop me tonight. RF: Great...thats the attitude i wanted to hear. AD: What are you gonna do tonight? RF: Hehehe plenty...trust me..I'm just getting over my injuries from going through that burning table...so payback....tonight...is gonna be more than a bitch. I can gurantee you this...you will be seeing a lot of me tonight. AD: Handle your business my friend. Back to the ring TV Title "One step closer" begins as a proud member of the Alliance walks out. X-Factor walks out to BOOS as he soaks it up and screams at the crowd. "Respect the Wind" plays as David Crowe walks out. He actually gets a better reaction than X as he is clearly the favorite in this match" "When Worlds Collide" play the REIGNING TV champ walks out to the LOUDEST BOOS of the night so far. he walks from behind the curtain BUT IS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY RYAN FISCHER!!! DC attacks XF in the middle of the ring as Fischer grabs the TV title off the waist of Slack and CLOCKS him in the face with it. RF grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up. He grabs Slack and puts him on the apron...he goes up there with him...AND POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! The fans are going nuts as RF says..."Thats one" and leaves. Meanwhile DC is putting a hole in X's head with those right hands he is pummeling him with. DC whips X to the rope and swings wildy but misses. X stops in his tracks and catches DC with a neckbreaker. X grabs DC and plants him with a backwards X-factor. He covers him...1..2...but DC kicks out. X places him on the top turnbuckle and goes for a belly to belly. DC holds on and head butts him off the turnbuckle. He comes off with a flying fameasser. X's face is planted into the mat. Slack is still in the middle of that broken table thanks to Fischer. We see a replay of that as Slacks face shows the surpirse and the pain. Crowe snap suplexes X and then hits a double arm powerbomb on him. He goes to the second rope, but X gets up and drop kicks him. DC falls over the ropes and lands on the steps. X goes up to the top and JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE to the outside on DC's mangled body. He places him on the Switzerland announce table and goes up top. But DC gets off the table and punches X in the groin. He gets up there with X and SUPERPLEXES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE SWISS ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! GOOD LORD THE CARNAGE!!! The crowd is in shock. They chant "Holy Shit" as Slack is up and in the ring, but wobbily as if he was just hit by MIke Tyson. Slack sees the carnage outside the ring then just falls down in the middle of the ring. He gathers himself and walks out to the broken table. He grabs Crowe and places him in the ring...HE COVERS HIM...1..2...DC KICKS OUT!! This sicko is tough. SSS picks up DC and hits a jumping DDT. He slaps DC in a Boston Crab and holds the ropes at the same time. The ref tells him to break as he does, but pulls DC back to the center of the ring. SSS gets tapped on the shoulder as he turns around onyl to be hit with a x-factor. Now all three men are in the ring...but all three are down as well. X gets up and picks up Slack. He goes for a brainbuster, but SSS reverses and manages to hit a inverted suplex. He drops X gut first on the top rope. He turns around and DC delivers a rock bottom/Jaw Breaker that knocks Slack for a loop. DC goes to the top rope now and LEG DROPS X as he lays on the ropes still. X flips over and crashes to the ground as DC follows. Crowe picks up X and slams him face first on the steps. He grabs X and SUPLEXES him into the steps. DC looks up and is baseball slided right in the face. He flies on the announcer table as Slack walks out of the ring and grabs the steps. He lays out X and then whips them at DC. The steps almost hit the announcers as well. Slack grabs DC and suplexes him into the apron. He then grabs X and bodyslams him back first into the pole. Slack gets in the ring and takes X with him. He whips him into the corner and follows with a clothesline then a bulldog. Slack quickly covers him...1....2....X kicks out. DC slides back in the ring as Slack rushes him and knee's him in the gut. He goes for a piledriver but X catches him with a superkick. Slack falls into the corner. X kicks DC as well as both men are in the corner now. X runs to the opposite corner and hits him with and runs to deliver a HUGE Stinger splash. He connects and nails both men as they fall out. X goes up top and jumps off with a frog splash on DC. He goes up again and jumps off with a flying headbutt on Slack but misses. Slack grabs him and t-bones him over the top rope. Slack goes for a breather, but DC clotheslines him over the ropes as both men hit the ground. X is on the ground as DC gets up and grabs a chair...he lays into BOTH men with the steel as blood comes out of X-Factors skull. DC PILEDRIVES X on the floor and then tosses Slack back in the ring. He slides in the ring and TOMBSTONES slack. He covers him...1....2..NOO. X pulls him outside and HITS HIM WITH A X-TERMINATOR BOMB ON THE TIME KEEPERS TABLE!!!!!! DC is out as X slides in the ring. He covers Slack....1....2...SLACK KICKS OUT!! Love him or hate him...most hate him, but Slack is one tough customer. X whips him into the corner and goes for a handsrping elbow. Slack catches him and German Suplexes him on his head. Slack goes up to the top and comes off with a big elbow on X. He hooks the leg....1....2....X kicks out. Slack is going for his finisher...but X reverses...kicks X in the gut...scoops him for his finisher....Slack turns it into a frankensteiner, but X turns it into a Walls Of Jericho!!! Will Slack tap...NO...he gets to the ropes. DC tries to get up as he lays on the apron after getting off the table. X goes for another X-factor but SSS rakes the eyes and whips him into the ropes. X reverses and tosses him into DC. SSS and DC bump heads as Slack staggers into X. X-TERMINATOR BOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! 1....2...3....I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! X-Factor is our NEEWWWW TELEVISION CHAMPION!!! What a battle. This is more gold added to the power hungry Alliance. Winner and NEW Champ: X-factor We go to the back in VP
Sloan's office where Sloan and Smith discuss a Tag Team
Titles-Elimination Actions music fires up as the the Alliance members walk down to nothing but boos. They hop in the ring as "Sickness" by Disturbed plays. Bad Company walks out to a HUGE pop. They waste no time and jump in the ring and attack JM and MA. "Im Too Sexy" Starts and the tag champs cautiously walk out. BC toss Action and Miller over the ropes and call in the champs. The champs hesitate, but then run in and get clobbered by BC. They clean house and remain the only team left in the ring. Now the rules are not tornado rules so tags must be made. And when one man is eliminated the other teamate must stay behind and represent his team until one man is the only one left out of all the teams. SSH and MM start out. MM goes right after SSh and punches him in the corner for a 10 count..1`..2.....3..4..5..6...7..8..9....10. SSH falls out of the corner and Mean Mike is all over him. He messes up his hair and wipes his face in the mat. He whips him to the ropes and connects with a bicycle kick to the chest. SB is tagged in as they hit a Hart Foundation clothesline. SB gorilla presses SSH and drops him behind him. SSH bounces off the mat and tags in Mike Action. MA gets caught with several arm drags and a big power hip toss that sends him back to his corner. MA is frustrated as they lock up. A blind tag is made as JM comes and clips SB. They goes for a double suplex, but SB DOUBLE SUPLEXES THEM!!! The fans are solely behind Bad Company in this one. SB takes JM to the corner and works him over with some knees to the sternum. MM is tagged back in as they gorilla press him and drop him on their knees. A huge double gut buster takes out Miller as he holds his gut. MM delivers a spinning side suplex and a high elevated leg drop. TV tags himself in as MM gives him a dirty look. TV snaps suplexes Miller as a "Ace and Gary" chant starts. Are they that ambiguous?? TV hits a back breaker and goes to the second rope. He drives the elbow into his head and tags in SSH. They toss JM to the ropes and hit a very HIGH double pancake drop as JM's face bounces off the mat. SSh drops a leg drop on the back of his head and drives several knee into the back of his neck. He slaps on a reverse chinlock and tags TV back in. TV stomps away on his head and then appilies a camel clutch. Action runs in and kicks TV right in the face. The ref warns him as SB runs in and POWERBOMBS both men. A "BC" chant begins as SSH flicks of the crowd. TV tags in SSH, but JM tags in MA. MA comes in with some quick rights that have SSH on the retreat. He irish whips SSH into the ropes and back body drops him into the air. SSH lands and gets up, but is drop kicked in the face. He flips over the top ropes and MA hits a suicide dive on the outside. TV jumps off the apron and crushes MA with a axe handle. He tosses him back in the ring as Mean Mike is tagge din back Action. MM grabs Action and tosses him over the ropes, and then brings SSH back into the ring. He scoops him up and delivers a jackknife powerbomb...a cover...1....2...3. Sweet Sammy Hollywood HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! I can't believe that just happened. The fans cheer as SSH is ORDERED to go back to the dressing rooms. MA attacks MM from behind and plows over him. He has him in the corner and hits a super belly to back suplex. MM lands on that neck as MA lifts him up and PILEDRIVES him to the mat. MM holds his neck in pain. We saw what happened last week when they tried to take him out after a few spiked piledrivers. Action lifts him up and hits a hang mens neck breaker. He picks MM up again and delivers a spinning neck breaker. He tags in Miller whos comes off the top with a knee to his head as Action holds him. MM goes down quick as Mller stomsp away at him. Miller picks him up and delivers a Michinoku Driver. Mean Mike needs to make the tag. Double Z is irrate that Sweet Samm is eliminated already. Miller tries a running powerbomb but SB runs in and round houses him in the head. Miller goes down as the ref complains to Blade. Mea Mike makes the tag as Steve Blade comes in and knocks Millers ead off with a knife edge chop. He chops him into the corner and whips him into the other corner. He runs at him and connects with a Vader splash. TV tries to come in but gets powerslammed. Miller gets up and rakes the eyes then hits a frankensteiner. Steve Blade falls over the top rope as Miller goes up top. Miller comes off with a huge high cross body that flattnes SB. Both men are on the outside as they go at it tooth and nail . Miller goes to get back in the ring, but SB pulls him back out. Both me still go at it. Mean Mike is telling him to get back in the ring, but it's too late. The ref has counted BOTH men out. So that means jay Miller and Steve Blade are gone as well. The fans are booing the call, and are mad. each partner is mad except for TV who smiles at the decision. All three men look at each other and get in the ring slowly. Action looks at TV and tells him to double team MM. MM doesn't give them a chance as he clotheslines both men over an over again. Tosses Action over the ropes and works over TV. He tosses Vine to the ropes then tosses him in the air and catches him with a diamond cutter. He covers him.....1...2...NOO Vine kicks out. MA comes in and goes for a German suplex, but MM mule kicks him in his jewels as MA flals back to the outside. Double Z gets on the apron and yells at the ref but gets BOOTED in the face by Mean Mike. TV rolls him up from behind.....1...2.....MM kicks out at the last second. TV swings at MM but is kicked in the gut then JACKKNIFED POWERBOMBED!!! A cover...1....2...3. THE TAG CHAMPS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!! Double Z is beside himself. I can't believe this is going on...this means we will have new champs. Action jumps from off the top but is caught by MM. CHOKESLAM ON ACTION....A COVER...1...2..NOOOO!!! Action kicked out. What guts by MA. MA gets up and connects with a right to the gut of MM. he goes for a fameasser, but MM flips him off and short clotheslines him...JACKKNIFEPOWERBOMB!!! 1....2...WHAT THE??? Someone just popped up from the ring and pulled MM off of Action. The person slipped back under the ring. Mean Mike looks around and doesn't know whats going on.....and here comes X-factor down the aisle....wiat a sec..what's he doing here?? X gets on the apron as the ref meets him. MM is still looking for whoever grabbed him...Action grabs MM but MM pounds away on Action...JEROME MILLER POPS UP FROM UNDER THE RING!!! Thats who that was...OHHH HE JUST CRACKED MEAN MIKE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!! X has the ref distracted still....SPIKED PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR!!!! X jumps down...Miller jumps out...Action covers him...1.....2....3. WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS WITHIN THE ALLIANCE!!! Jay Miller comes back down as Jerome and X congratulate both men. The title were robbed again from Bad Company. They slipped right out of their hands. Winners and NEW Tag Champs: Mike Action and Jay Miller Hardcore Title
Match-Elimination This match should be a crazy one with these four wrestlers in the ring at once. Speaking of crazy here comes Red Leaf with a Canadian flag outfit on as he "flys" to the ring. Still crazy I see., and the fans give him a CRAZY pop as well. Next comes Viper who gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. He wants this match just as bad as anyone else. He has been disappointed with his record as of late and wants some gold to improve it. "Sick" by Dope plays as Dope Static (w/French Loaf) walks out to a MAJOR pop. No doubt this man is the fan favorite. The cheers turn to boos as "Angel Of Death" plays. The REIGNING Hardcore champion walks out to nothing but heat. He tosses his belt in the ring and tries to get in, but DS attacks him. Viper gets clotheslined over the ropes and next thing you know all four men are on the outside of the ring. RLE takes Viper over the rail as both men battle into the back of the crowd. DS scoop slams Jono onto the ground and mounts over him and pounds the hell out of him. Jono gets tossed into the guard rail as both men battle back to the entrance. RLE and Viper are already working their way out of the arena and by the concession stand. Viper blocks a suplex and reverses it. RLE's legs hit teh wall and his head lands on the ground...hard. A sick thud has the ground "OoOoO" as Viper grabs a coffee machine and cracks RLE in the head with it. He picks him up and DDT's him on the concrete. Meanwhile by the entrance Jono counters a slam by flipping over Dope and hitting a inverted DDT on him. Several refs are in this match to call all the action. Jono kicks DS to the back as both men go backstage. WIND is right there as both men double team DS. Frenchie runs past them and screams for Wolf. The set DS up and hit a powerbomb/x-factor combo on the hard ground. Wolf runs out with a chair and attacks both men. As Wind tries to run away he runs around the corner and INTO A CHOKESLAM BY JASON PERRY ON THE HARD GROUND!!! Perry has a few choice words for him as he leaves. Wolf leaves as well, but takes French with him. DS gets up as does Jono. DS grabs the chair and folds it over Jonos head. He grabs another chair and hits him with that one. Jono has two chairs over his head as DS PILEDRIVES HIM on the ground. What impact. Jono twitches a bit as DS covers him....1...2...KICK OUT by Jono. On the other end Viper hits RLE with a gut wrench powerbomb on a hot dog stand. Viper walks over to the t-shirt booth and rips several shirts off..what is he doing. Viper collects a CRAP LOAD of tacks that were holding the shirts up. Viper sets them on a table and goes to grab RLE. RLE grabs a vat of boiling hot dog water and tosses it at Viper. A bit gets on him as he screams in pain. Viper puts his arm in a bucket of ice for beverages. He turns around and RLE scoops him up and SIDE WALK SLAMS HIM ON THE TABLE WITH THOSE TACKS!!!! Viper crushes the table but hops in pain as most of the tacks stick in his flesh. RLE clotheslines him into a wall and then back body drops him in which Viper falls on more tacks. He is bloody as RLE pounds away on his skull. In the back a bloody Jonothan slams DS on a pile of wooden pallets. Jono climbs up some steps and walks over on the edge. He JUMPS off with a big elbow, but DS moves. Jono crashes through the pallets and holds his elbow which is now cut up. Dope picks him up and POWERBOMBS HIM on the crushed pallets. Dope covers him...1...2.....JONO KICKS OUT!!! He doesn't wanna lose his title just yet. Dope goes for a suplex, but Jono drops down and low blows DS. He scoops up DS by the trunks and delivers a Foley like piledriver on the cement. Dope is clutching at his head as blood spills on the cement. He looks up only to be busted in the head with a dessert tray. Jono beats the hell out of Dope with it and covers him...1...2..DOPE gets a shoulder up. RLE and Viper battle it out still with RLE getting the upper hand. Viper is a bloody mess all over his body. He flicks tacks out, but RLE doesn't wait for him to do so. He pedigrees Viper on a chair and sets him on the beverage table. RLE runs around the corner. He disappears but then reappears a level above. He climbs over the rail and gives the "love" sign ala Jimmy Snuka. RLE jumps off with a HUGE splash, BUT MISSES AS VIPER MOVES!!!! RLE crashes through the table as his body gives a NASTY THUD on the pavement. Viper wastes no time and covers him...1....2....3!!! Red Leaf has been eliminated. Viper starts making his way to the back.... In the back Dope continues his assualt on Jono as the bloody champ is dazed and hurt. Dope goes for a powerbomb, but Jono slumps to the ground. He tries again but Jono picks up a slab of wood from a broken table and BUSTS DS in the face with it. Dope slumps right down in a mess of his blood as Jono struggles to get up. Jono grabs that dessert tray again and delivers a Van daminator to DS. Dope is hurt in a major way as blood just oozes out of his face. But Jonothan is in no better condition. Jono leaves Dope and starts to run. He must be going back to the ring...he reaches a corner and is about to turn...he gets around the corner, but as he does VIPER is there waiting and CRACKS HIM in the skull with a chair. Jono does a backflip and lands on his face. The fans cheer as Viper brings him back to the ring. They make their way back into the arena as Viper tosses him in the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder. He sets the ladder up on the apron and makes sure it is secure. Jono lays in the ring as Viper climbs to the top. He gets to the top, BUT JONO IS ALREADY UP AND PUSHES THE LADDER OVER!!!! Viper lands so damn hard on the ground as the ladder lays on him. Jono grabs the ladder off of him and goes in the ring and sets it up. Jono takes a breather as the fans chant "Asshole" they just don't like him. Jono gets up and starts top climb, but some how Viper pulls himself up while limping. Both men climb the ladder...they reach the top and exchange blows until Viper just grabs Jono and BULLDOGS HIM OFF THE LADDER!!!!! Both men are down as the fans cheer. From the back comes a bloody Dope Static who has a chair in hand. He slides in the ring and clobbers Jono with the chair. Viper gets up and swings but DS drops the chair and grabs him.... TRAGIC DISASTER!!! The cover...1..2...3. Viper is out of there. The fans start to chant for "Dope" as he pulls himself up. Jono gets up and turns around to see only him and Dope. He gets on his knees and says NOOOO in Ric Flair fashion. Dope yells YESSS and CRACKS him in the head with a chair. He picks him up for the Tragic Disaster...ROLL UP BY JONO...1..2....NOOOO Dope kicked out. What a match. All four of these men have proven to be Hardcore but who will take it home tonight?? Both men get up but Jono grabs the chair and hits Dope in the gut with it...DROP OUT DDT!!!! He landed his finisher....he needs to cover him if he can get over...he crawls over and places a hand on Dope...it's over...1..2....NOOOOOOOO Dope KICKED OUT!!! What the hell will it take to take Dope out. Jay Miller runs out and grabs a chair. BUT HERE COMES WOLF!!! He grabs Miller and DDT's him on the floor. Jono gets up and leans on the ropes. Wolf has the Loaf of Bread with him...that damn bread with the lead pipe. He eyes at Jono. He rushes the apron and goes to crack Jono, but Jono ducks and HE NAILS DOPE INSTEAD!!!!! Wolf can't believe it.....Jono covers him...1....2.....3. IT's OVER!!! Dope is in the ring out COLD from that pipe shot. X runs out and grabs a beaten Jono and grabs his title. he helps him to the back as Wolf stands there in shock. Winner: Jonothan United States Title
Match-Four Boxes Match "Heads are Gonna ROLL" plays as a serious as HELL Jason Perry walks out. He looks so mad, but the crowd gives him a AWESOME POP!!! He doesn't even get in the ring. He waits behind the guard rail and hides....Wind is in for it. Wind comes out to the sounds of Soulfly. The Brazilian Trantula (sp) walks out to BOOS from this sold out crowd. His stable the Alliance is really doing well tonight...can he do the same?? He gets closer to the ring and GETS SPEARED BY PERRY INTO THE GUARD RAIL!!!! Perry rams his head off the steel rail over and over again until the back of Winds head is bleeding. He whips the champ into the steps and takes the US title off of him. A "USA" chant starts as Perry feeds off of it. He grabs the steps andCHOKES HIM WITH THEM!!! Wind should've NEVER spoken about his father. He tosses Wind in the ring and puts the steps in as well. The bell rings as the match is officially under way. Perry waits for Wind to get up and RAMS THE STEPS INTO HIS SKULL!!! Wind falls like a sack of rocks as Perry lifts him up and delivers a Albert bomb ON THE STEPS!!! Wind is getting his ass handed to him. Perry sets the steps in the corner and and irish whips Wind into them. Wind bounces off the steel from the impact and holds his back. He hides behind the ref as Perry hovers over him and stomps him. Wind gets up and tries a low blow, but Pery blocks it and STOMPS on his fingers. Wind rolls out of the ring and jumps in the crowd. He seems to be leaving. But Perry yells for him and reminds him that one of his titles is in one of the boxes. Perry begins to climb the turnbuckle and goes for one of the boxes. Wind sees this and runs back into the ring. Perry gets the box open and a barbed wire bat falls into his hands. Wind stops his tracks when he gets in the ring. But it's too late. Perry comes off the top and cracks Wind in the face with the bat. It sticks on Wind as JP pulls it off and hits him in the back. Perry tosses Wind to the ropes and clotheslines him with the bat. Wind is out flat as Perry raises his hands in victory. The fans cheer as Perry drops a leg across the throat of Wind. Perry climbs another turnbuckle, but Wind gets up and LOW BLOWS Perry with the WIRED BAT!!! Perry falls to the ground and holds his valuables as Wind wipes blood from his eyes. Wind climbs the same turnbuckle and opens another box. A bag falls out of the box as Wind shakes it..must be thumbtacks. Wind grabs the bag and BEATS Perry with it. The tacks start to fall out of the bag as Wind grabs Perry....DDT ON THE TACKS!!! Perry's face becomes a PIN CUSHION as the fans gasp in horror. Perry flicks them off his face until Wind WHIPS a bunch of them at him. Some of them stick to his flesh as Wind drop kicks him out of the ring. Perry lands on his back and lays there. Wind runs and JUMPS OVER the ropes and lands on Perry with some impact. Perry gasps for air as Wind knocks...well..the wind out of him. He tosses Perry back in the ring and jumps off the top rope. But Perry gets up and uses Winds momentum to push him into the other tacks. Wind falls body first on the tacks and screams as his WHOLE body is covered. He runs out of the ring, but JP grabs him and hits a inverted body slam so the tacks stick in more. Wind scurries out of the ring and wipes them off. But he doesn't see the BIG baseball slide into his face by Perry. Wind crashes into the guard rail. Wind gets up and gets on the apron, but Perry suplexes him back in ON the tacks. Wind is pain as he rolls all over the floor trying to get them off. Perry smiles a sadistic smile as he watches Wind rithes in pain. Perry picks him up and delivers TOTAL DEVESTATION!!!! Perry picks him up again and hits ANOTHER ONE!!! Perry climbs the turnbuckle and breaks open the third box...it's a LEATHER STRAP!!! Perry jumps down and WHIPS the already bloody Wind. Wind is almost unconcious from this beating. Perry picks him up and delivers a SICK neckbreaker with the strap. Wind is OUT on the mat in his own blood. Perry points to the LAST box...he climbs the turnbuckle and brings the box down....he raises it up and the fans cheer. Perry breaks it open AND WE HAVE.....uhh...well...there is a belt in there but its TOY UNITED STATES TITLE BELT!!! (available now in stores lol) Perry looks at the foam belt then rips it up. He asks the ref what the hell is going on but the ref shrugs his shoulders in confusion. Perry stomps Wind a bit more then asks where the Title is. Perry tosses the rest of the TOY US title in the crowd. Out comes JONOTHAN with a box in hand. Perry looks at him with anger as Jono smiles at him. It MUST be in there. Perry is about run after Jono when WIND cracks Perry in the back of the head with that baseball bat. The bat knocks Perry out COLD as Jono hands the box to Wind. Wind breaks it open AND HE GRABS THE REAL US TITLE!!!! The fans boo this outrage as the ref, disgusted, has no choice to ring the bell and award the match to Wind. What a night for the Alliance. Winner: Wind Perry and Wind stare each other in the face. Wind signals for a mic to be handed to him. Wind - Here I stand. Still holding my US title. And now, Jason Perry, once again you failed to take it from me. The Alliance holds on to its titles like Destruction Inc hold onto their losing streak in this fed. But tonight, we triumphed again. Like we always do... Jonothan comes down the ramp. He is carrying a steel chair. He gets into the ring, wearing an Alliance t-shirt. Perry turns round, just as Jono cracks him with the chair. Jono - Ah, so you beat another of the IHWA's homeboys. We both really need a good challenge... So, Ryan Fischer, I want you next. Face me for the Hardcore Title next week.... Wind - And Fischer, then you get me... Beat Jono, and you can have a shot at my title too. That'll be two belts around your waist. And I know someone as greedy, and gold obsessed as you, can't refuse, the mother of all challenges.... Jono - Hell, come get some right now..... Hell in a Cell Grudge
Match Cobra comes out first, as the sound of tires squealing and breaking glass fill the arena. Cobra walks determinedly to the ring area, walks through the door of the cage and begins stretching out. Suddenly "Sanitarium" by Metallica comes on and here comes the IHWA’s resident lunatic, Asylum! He walks slowly and confidently to the ring. He slides in under the bottom ropes and immediately rushes Cobra! Asylum tackles the masked superstar and they roll around the mat, fists flying! They keep punching each other, rolling and punching some more! Asylum finally rolls off and slides into the corner, wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, sees a trace of blood and smiles! Cobra is on one knee and staring at the Asylum in the corner… Cobra smiles and rushes Asylum who sidesteps and sends Cobra face first into the steel mesh! Cobra turns his head, showing the rip in his mask -- there is blood seeping from the gash in his forehead! Asylum steps right into him and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex which sends the Redneck Renegade crashing to the mat! Asylum lines it up and drops a knee across the top of Cobra's head! Again !! He is trying to really open him up! Asylum kneels on Cobra’s chest and starts pounding a fist into the head wound! Over and over he is pounding on the superstar’s head! Finally, Asylum stops and holds up the bloody fist to show the crowd! He is totally transfixed on it! He’s staring at his fist like he’s holding the Hope Diamond! Sheesh, that’s sick! Suddenly Cobra kicks his legs up, gets them under Asylum’s arms and slams the loony to the mat! Quick cover by Cobra.. 1. NO!! Roll out by Asylum! Cobra waits for him to start to get up and then hits a Jumping Clothes Line that takes the psycho off his feet!!! Cobra pulls him up by the hair and then runs Asylum face first into the cage! Cobra has his face plastered on the mesh and starts to rake it back and forth, opening little cuts all over Asylum's face! Asylum grabs his face in pain… Cobra spins him around and then clocks him, 1, 2, 3 times with big right hands! The last one spinning Asylum around again.. Cobra grabs Asylum by the back of the head and pushes his neck over the top rope! He holds him there and then grabs the 2nd rope and pulls up, trying to squeeze the life out of Asylum!!! The ref tries to get Cobra to release the hold but he refuses! It looks like he’s getting even and nothing’s going to stop him! The ref tries again and this time Cobra let’s go but this time grabs the top rope and sling shots Asylum back to the mat!!! Cobra drags Asylum to the corner and then goes up top and comes off with a Vader Bomb!!! Here’s the cover – No!!! Only a 2 count! Cobra pulls up Asylum and whips him to the cage - reverse! Cobra hits hard! Asylum throws Cobra over the top rope, so he's caught on the apron between the ropes and the cage! Before Cobra can slide back into the ring, Asylum slides through the ropes and smashes Cobra's head into the steel mesh with his foot! He uses the ropes for leverage, grinding Cobra into the steel grater! Cobra is trying to squirm free but to no avail! Asylum finally releases the hold and Cobra is a bloody mess - his mask is ripped nearly off, but it's replaced with a new crimson one, so we still have no idea what he looks like! Asylum pulls Cobra back over the ropes and into the ring! Asylum then hits a series of Quick Elbow Drops ala the Great Muta - cover – only a 1 count! Asylum pulls Cobra up and hits a Double Underhook DDT in the middle of the ring that leaves the masked man dazed and confused! Cobra is laid out in a pool of his own blood as Asylum climbs the cage! When he gets to the top, he climbs hand over hands across the ceiling of the cage until he's right over Cobra… Asylum kicks his legs up and then lets go, falling to the mat and hitting a Super Guillotine Leg Drop from 15 FEET IN THE AIR!!! OH MY GAWD!!! Here’s the cover… 1.. 2.. 2 3/4!!! How did Cobra kick out?!? Asylum picks him up and hits the Shock Treatment Screwdriver Piledriver – this has got to be it… it's over!!! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Cobra got his shoulder up!!! Where is he getting the strength for this?!? Asylum pull him up and whips Cobra to the corner – no wait, reverse! Cobra runs in with a Knee to the Gut, doubling over the lunatic - Cobra Drop!!! Cobra Drop on Asylum!!! Here’s the cover - NO! Asylum's feet are on the ropes! MAN!!! Cobra pulls up Asylum and then sets him up for a Pile Driver... Wait a second! David Crowe is at the corner of the cage doing something!!! He’s not supposed to be here!!! Cobra hits the Pile Driver on Asylum, but instead of going for the pin, he runs and drop kicks the cage sending Crowe sprawling into the guardrail!!! The crowd goes nuts at this!!! Cobra is leaning in the corner, catching his breath, when Asylum comes flying across the ring and jumps on him! Asylum reaches in corner where Crowe was and grabs something! He starts beating on Cobra again with what ever it is in his hand! Oh gross, Cobra is so bloody now, his mask is soaked and stuck to his face!!! Asylum gets up, and then pulls up Cobra and leans him in the corner!!! Asylum clocks Cobra again and then shows us the HANDCUFFS in his hand! Asylum hooks one end of them to the cage and the other end to Cobra's WRIST!!! Cobra is handcuffed to the cage!!! Asylum starts slugging Cobra and then stepping back just out of reach and laughing as Cobra tries to fight back! Man, Asylum is just teasing him now! Crowe is standing on the outside of the cage, looking in and laughing as Asylum busts Cobra again and again! Cobra is limp now, supported by the handcuff hooked to the cage… he is just a mess of red – his head, face and chest a pure crimson mess! Cobra looks totally beat now, barely able to just keep his head up… Asylum looks to the crowd and smiles, he then goes for one more punch but Cobra catches his fist!!! The crowd goes nuts as Asylum looks surprised!!! Cobra kicks his legs up and locks an Oriental Leg Choke on Asylum!!! The crowd can’t believe their eyes and neither can Asylum or David Crowe!!! Asylum tries to fight back, but Cobra cinches down hard driving him to his knees! Cobra is hanging from the wall of the cage now, choking the life out of Asylum! Crowe starts slapping the cage telling Asylum to fight, but he has no oxygen! Asylum is passing out!!! The ref raises his hand once, twice... Crowe throws open the cage door and enters... No! Asylum has his hand raised! He’s not out! Crowe has a chair in his hand and tosses it to Asylum who bashes Cobra with it… Cobra is trying to block the chair shots with his free hand and still cinch down on Asylum… the ref tells Crowe to get out and close the door as one more shot from Asylum breaks the hold! Asylum collapses as Cobra hands from the cage almost limp now… Cobra has the chair but can’t reach Asylum to use it. Asylum gets up and waits for Cobra to start swinging it again but finds the energy to jump up and kick the chair back into Cobra’s face!!! Cobra drops the chair and grabs his face with his free hand… Asylum runs up and locks on the Straight Jacket even as Cobra is still handcuffed to the cage!!! Damn them!!! Those cuffs are keeping Cobra from freeing himself!!! Asylum is choking him now and Cobra slaps at Asylum’s arms with his free hand… the ref took that as a sign of submission!!! He calls for the bell!!! Winner by submission: Asylum The ref grabs Asylum and pulls him off of Cobra who hangs like a ragdoll from the handcuffs, unmoving. Asylum lays there in his own blood smiling at the crowd and his accomplishment as the ref asks Crowe for the key to the handcuffs, but he says he doesn't have it! Yea, right! The ref says come on, but Crowe swears he doesn’t have it, and offers to let the ref search him… the ref shakes his head and calls to the back for the ring crew to bring a set of bolt cutters. Crowe pulls Asylum out of the ring and then helps him up the ramp as the ring crew comes down with bolt cutters followed closely by the EMT's. As Crowe and Asylum get to the top of the ramp, Crowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out the key! He shows the ref and mouths: "Ooops, I forgot!!!" and then tosses the key into the audience. The ref looks disgusted and then tells the crew to cut him free… the ring crew uses the bolt cutters to cut the chain on the handcuffs and Cobra collapses to the mat… The EMT's load him on the stretcher then transport Cobra to the back. We change to a shot of VP's Sloan and Smith standing in the back talking to a maintenance worker. They tell him to get some guys down to the ring immediately to clean up all that blood! We have a main event coming up and we can't leave the audience left waiting. We cut to the back and see the former tag team champs Hollywood and Vine walking out of their dressing rooms with their bags in hand. They look behind them and all they see is a TABLE SMACKING them in the face. Ryan Fischer just ran down the hall and took out both men with a table. He Sets it up and places Vine on the table. He grabs two chairs and stands on them...he grabs SSH...AND POWERBOMBS HOLLYWOOD ONTO VINE AS BOTH CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Fischer wipes his hands of both men BUT JONOTHAN AND WIND JUMP HIM FROM BEHIND!!! They grab him and TOSS HIM INTO THE WALL LIKE A SPEAR!!! Fischer collapses, BUT PERRY RUNS DOWN THE HALL WITH THAT BAT AND CHASES BOTH MEN OFF!!! Man what a CRAZY night. We see scenes of Alec Diablo, Wicked D and Mad Dragon preparing for tonight’s match and then cut to a shot of four workers heading to the ring in HAZZARDESS MATERIAL SUITS!?! What the Hell?!? I could see using gloves but full body suits just to clean up blood?!? What are they thinking? World Championship –
Hell in a Cell Match In the ring, the four guys in HazMat suits are trying to clean up the ring and doing a piss-poor job of it. They keep bumping into each other and pushing each other. Suddenly "Nocturnal Supremacy" by Cradle of Filth comes over the PA, and Wicked D comes out of the back looking like something out of Michael Jackson’s Thriller video… he receives a mix of cheers and jeers from the crowd who don’t seem to know what to make of him. D heads to the ring and stands there watching the four goofs for a minute. He doesn’t seem to know what to make of THEM, so he starts to climb the cage!!! D gets up on top and sits down on the cage and waits. The music changes to "Judith" by A Perfect Circle, and here comes Alec Diablo to resounding cheers from this capacity crowd! AD comes down ramp and heads for the ring, he gets to the cage door and sees the four workers still trying to figure out how to clean up the mess in the ring. Alec shakes his head in dismay and then sees Wicked D sitting up top and gesturing to Alec to join him. Diablo thinks for a second, then looks at the crowd who cheers on their encouragement! He smiles and then heads up top too! As AD gets to the top, Wicked D gets up and meets him at the side of the cage top… AD looks cautious as Wicked offers a hand but AD takes it finally and Wicked D pulls him up. The crowd cheers the good sportsmanship as both men walk to the center of the cage top! AD and WD look at each other and then say something we can’t hear. Both men nod in agreement and then start battling before the champ even arrives!!! They start right out beating the hell out of each other. WD staggers Diablo with a right hook and goes for a big kick to the head but Alec catches it and hits a Fall Away Slam on the cage top, startling the cleaning crew and getting a great rise from the audience. "For Whom the Bell Tolls" comes over the PA and here comes the champ from the back … Mad Dragon comes out decked in black and crimson with the World Title belt on his shoulder! Dragon walks out to the top of the ramp and watches AD and WD beating the hell out of each other on the top of the cage!!! Wicked D kicks AD in the gut, hooks the head and arm and lifts him high into the air… Stalled Suplex on the cage top! Oh man, the top almost buckled there! All four of the cleaning crew scramble out of the cage feaful for their lives as Wicked D hits an Enziguri followed by a Rolling Back Splash to a prone Diablo on the cage top! Mad Dragon watches for a minute and then heads down to the ring as well... as he gets to ring side the cleaning crew is standing around the cage watching the show not letting the champ through… Dragon tries to go around, but there’s no room, he taps one of the guys on the shoulder and starts to push threw them. Dragon keeps his eyes fixed on the top of the cage as he locks his fingers in the steel mesh and starts to climb. Suddenly, one of the cleaning crew hits Dragon from behind with a mop handle!!! Dragon stumbles as another shot knocks him off the cage! All four men are suddenly on top of him punching and kicking the champion!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!? As the champ is getting beaten on, Alec Diablo grabs Wicked D’s leg and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip! D is laying face down on the cage and Diablo grabs his legs and locks on a modified STF!!! Wicked D is in serious pain and there’s no ref up there to count! Back on the floor, Dragon is down and the cleaning crew is kicking at the champ… suddenly they remove their hoods and it’s Hakeem, Skimmy, Fulcan and Genghis!!! It's the E-Fed from Hell guys and their attacking OUR champion!!! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!! I smell a set up! But who are they helping?!? The EFHers are now standing around Dragon and continuously beating him with their mop handles and mop buckets! Kicking him too! Dragon is down and looks to be out! Hakeem yells at his partners and then Skimmy and Genghis pick up the champ and start carry him up the ramp and to the back! WHERE ARE THEY TAKING HIM?!? Back on top of the cage, WD and AD are oblivious to what's going on with Dragon... the two men are battling like their very lives depend on it! And maybe they do… AD pulls up Wicked D and sets him up for a Belly to Back Suplex but a Back Kick by D doubles over Diablo! Wicked D grabs Diablo and hits a DDT that buckles the cage top!!! Wicked pulls up Diablo and pulls him to the side of the cage and then hits a Belly to Belly OFF THE TOP!!! Diablo flies high into the air and falls 25 feet to the floor, through the Armenian announcer’s table!!! He’s Dead, He’s Dead – Diablo has to be dead after that fall!!! Wicked D starts his decent down the cage as the ring announcers and Ryan Fischer come out to check on Diablo. Fischer kneels over his partner as the ref calls the EMT’s down… is he stopping the match?!? If so, who’s the champion?!? The EMT’s are ringside and putting a neck brace on the nearly unconscious form of Alec Diablo as Fischer stands between them and Wicked D! Wicked is trying to get at Diablo, but I don’t know if its to check on him or continue the beating. Fischer is standing nose-to-nose with the former champion and telling him to back off!!! As both men start getting intense a hand grabs Fischer by the shoulder, he spins around ready to attack but it’s DIABLO!!! How is he standing?!? Diablo looks staggered, but reaches up and pats Fischer on the chest – he’s saying he’s ready to go! NO WAY!!! NO <*BLEEP*> WAY!!! Diablo pulls off the neck brace as Fischer and the EMT’s try to get him to lay back on the stretcher! Diablo shakes his head no and then pulls Fischer out of the way as he jumps on Wicked D!!! The crowd is going nuts as Diablo and D are exchanging blows!!! Diablo grabs D by the arm and throws him head first into the outside of the cage! D bounces hard as the blood starts to flow from a cut to his forehead! Diablo locks up with D and hits the 15 Minutes of Fame to the arena floor!!! OH MY GAWD!!! Here’s the cover… 1.. 2.. NO!!!! Wicked D kicks out!!! Diablo pulls him up and hits a Gut Wrench Side Suplex on the floor – another cover – another 2 count!!! What do they make these guys out of?!? Diablo pulls him up again but this time D hits a Jaw Jacker! Diablo flies backwards as D take a minute to catch his breath! The big man grabs Diablo and stands him up then sends him crashing back to the floor with a Tattered and Torn (Jump Spinning Crescent kick)!!! Wicked D hits a Standing Leg Drop and then pulls up Diablo and lays him on the Norwegian announcer’s table… Wicked D punches him a few times in the head to make sure he’s out and then starts to climb the cage!!! Wicked D is standing on top of the cage, looking down at his victim as Ryan Fischer suddenly stand in the way down below!!! Wicked D smiles and then launches himself off the top of the cage with a Napalm Sky (Corkscrew Moonsault) to the table!!!! HOLY $HIT!!! At the last moment, Fischer grabs Diablo and pulls him off the table as D comes crashing through it!!! Wicked D is laying in the middle of the broken table, doubled over in pain… he’s holding his ribs like they might be broken! Diablo gets up and then yells at Fischer for interfering… he says he doesn’t want to win that way and that Fischer should go find Dragon and help him out! Fischer looks hesitant but Diablo says go! Fischer heads to the back as Diablo checks on D. Diablo makes sure that D is awake and can go on and then turns from his opponent and starts to climb the cage again!!! What is he doing?!? Diablo sits on the edge of the cage and yells down to D to join him as the crowd cheers! Somehow, Wicked D finds the strength and starts making his way up the side of the cage! The crowd cheers him on as Diablo offers his own encouragement. As D reaches the top, Diablo offers his hand and pulls his opponent up top. Both men sit on top of the cage for a moment to catch their breath and then look at each other and nod. They are both up now and walk towards the center of the cage top now… it is really bowing with their weight! Alec goes for a Collar and Elbow but D launches himself in the air and hits a Drop Kick sending AD crashing to the mesh! Oh hell, the cage top is starting to break! Wicked D waits for AD to get up and comes running with a Clothesline but Diablo caught him!!! What the HELL?!? 15 Minutes of Fame on the cage top!!! BUT THE TOP BREAKS!!! Both men come crashing through the cage top, landing with a sickening thud on the mat!!! Both men are out cold but Diablo landed on top of Wicked D… the ref is there to make the count… 1.. 2.. 3!!! NEW CHAMP!!! NEW CHAMP!!! Winner and NEW IHWA World Heavyweight Champion: Alec Diablo Both men are laying in the ring unconscious as the EMT’s make their way in to check on them. We cut to a camera in the back where we see Dragon laid out on a table as the EFHers stand around him… Hakeem tells Fulcan to guard the door and Skimmy and Genghis to each grab an arm… what are they planning to do to him. Hakeem stands right behind the bent over former champ and looks straight into the camera: Hakeem: "Yo fools, for too long now the four of us have been being SCREWED by the IHWA Front Office and their pretty boy wrasslers.. well today, we get even… today the IHWA starts getting screwed by US!!!" Hakeem grabs Dragons trunks and starts to pull them off – OH MY GAWD, TELL ME THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!!! Suddenly, Ryan Fischer breaks through the door and attacks Fulcan! Skimmy and Genghis look at Hakeem who says "Just Hold Him…" WAIT!!! Somebody just clobbered Hakeem from behind with a CHAIR!!! As the Mr T doppleganger hits the floor we see Gargoyle standing there with a chair… he swings it hard and hits a home run off of Skimmy’s head and then again sounds the clang alarm off of Genghis’s head!!! Fischer sends Fulcan crashing through the door as Gargoyle helps Dragon to his feet… the fans cheer as the EFHers take off running from the room. We cut back to the ring as we see Wicked D and Alec Diablo loaded on stretchers and taken to a waiting ambulance… The EMT’s open the door of the ambulance to load them in and … Good Gawd! IT’S THE GOLD STANDARD!!!! Slack jumps out of the back right onto the prone body of the new champ, and starts pounding on Diablo’s nearly unconscious form!!! Hollywood and Vine grab Wicked D’s gurney and send it speeding down the incline of the back area… suddenly Draven Azagthoth stops the gurney carrying his brother, and then runs up the ramp! Draven attacks H&V as the EMT’s try to pull Slack off of Diablo!!! What a night folks!!! There will be hella repercussions coming out of tonight’s events… now this is what I call HARDCORE WRESTLING!!! See YA Friday on WARZONE!!! |