April 29, 2001:

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. * BOOM *

We’re on the air! Welcome to Total Dominance!

We see a montage of Destruction, Inc. vs Foundation recent events ending with a shot of Asylum and Jason Perry staring each other down… we see a collection of IHWA wrestlers and then a shot of a sold out arena packed with IHWA fans!

We cut to the back, we see "Sweet" Sammy Hollywood and "So Fine" Tommy Vine in the make up chairs. They are having their long hair primped… they finish and get up as Zach "Smooth as Ice" Zamboni runs in and tries to give them each a hug, but the both back off and tell him to watch the Do…

Zamboni: "Hey guys, I brought presents!"

Tommy and Sammy look at each other smile and slap high fives.

Vine: "Presents are cool!"

Hollywood: "Yea!"

Zamboni exits and comes back with two long, gift-wrapped boxes… both men grab a box and rip it open…

Together: "Razor Scooters!!!"

Vine: "These are so SHUI !!!"

Hollywood: "Yea… Fully shui… thanks boss!!!"

Hollywood and Vine set up their scooters and ride out as Zamboni follows behind….

Hollywood and Vine vs The Guns of Brixton

"I'm Uncouth" by The Queers comes over the PA and the Guns of Brixton, Joe Queer and Ben Weasel, come walking out to a great reaction from the crowd. They get into the ring and prepare for their opponents. "I’m Uncouth" is suddenly replaced with Right Said Fred’s "I’m Too Sexy" and the crowd explodes with boos!!! Hollywood and Vine come out with Zamboni, all three riding Razor Scooters down the ramp and to the ring! Hollywood and Vine are doing little tricks on theirs while Zamboni keeps falling off his! Hollywood and Vine get all the way around the ring before Zamboni reaches the bottom… They fold up their scooters and hand them to Zamboni and then slide into the ring. Queer and Weasel start to attack but Tommy and Sammy say HOLD IT!!! They reach in their pockets and hand their combs to the ref, then their watches, necklaces and ear-rings… the ref looks around and then dumps the stuff over the top rope to Zamboni… as they get ready to do battle again and the ref calls for the bell, Hollywood and Vine stop the action again and then Hollywood reaches deep into his pocket and pulls out a large wad of bills… he shoves it into the ref’s shirt pocket and asks him to hold it for him and then winks! Queer and Weasel turn to the ref and start asking what the hell is going on when Hollywood and Vine attack!

They level Weasel and Queer, and then toss Weasel out of the ring… Hollywood whips Queer into the ropes and then 3D! 1.. 2.. NO! Queer kicks out!!! Zamboni gets on the apron and calls to the ref – "Where was the fast count? What are we paying you for?!?" The ref shoves Zamboni off the apron and then throws the wad of cash at him as the crowd cheers it’s approval. Hollywood pulls up Queer and plants him into the mat with a DDT! He tags in Vine who goes up top… Hollywood whips Queer into the ropes and then catches him in an Elevated Bear Hug!! Suddenly, Vine comes flying off the top with a Clothesline the turns Queer inside out! Instead of going for the pin, "Sweet" Sammy and "So Fine" Tommy start to celebrate their well executed move… they do a little pose and then are surprised when Ben Weasel comes running up behind then and sends both of them sprawling over the top rope with a Running Double Clothesline! Zamboni quickly runs to their aid and helps them up but Weasel then launches himself over the top and takes out all three men with a well timed Sling Shot Plancha!!!

Weasel rolls back in and he and Queer stand at the ropes and challenge their opponents to get back into the ring. On the outside, Zamboni holds up a mirror so that Hollywood and Vine can check their hair and then both men get a staunch look on their face and climb back on the apron. Vine takes his turn in the ring… As Vine starts to climb in between the 2nd and 3rd rope, Ben Weasel pops him in the head! Vine is sitting on the 2nd rope, holding the top rope and as Weasel pops him in the head, Vine is falling back and springing up again like a giant Bobbing Toy!!! Finally Vine stops, looking dizzy as he holds himself up right on the top rope, but is sent crashing to the mat when Weasel Suplexes him back into the ring!!!

Weasel pulls up Vine and WEASEL DRIVER!!! Here’s the cover.. 1.. 2.. NO!!! Hollywood pulls Vine’s foot over the bottom rope! Weasel slaps the mat in frustration, then tells Hollywood he shouldn’t have done that. He pulls up Vine and then ducks down and lifts him up on his shoulders! Weasel tags in Queer who goes up top and hits a Super Flying Bulldog!!! 1.. 2.. NO!!! Hollywood grabs Vines foot and pulls him out of the ring… Hollywood gives him a big hug and pats him on the back… Queer leans over the top rope and grabs Vine by the hair! Hollywood points at Weasel and when the ref turns to check, Zamboni slams Queer in the head with a folded Razor Scooter! Queer collapses and Vine climbs in after him. Here’s the cover.. 1.. 2.. Vine’s feet are on the ropes!.. 3!!!

Winners by pinfall: Hollywood and Vine

Vine slides out quickly as he, Hollywood and Zamboni have a big group hug! All three men walk to the back with their scooters slung over their shoulders, smiling all the way to the back… Weasel is checking on Queer and yells out that this isn’t over, not by a long shot!!!

Ring of FIRE
Oska Gurrera vs Wind

"Tribe" begins to play as Wind walks out to some major heel HEAT! This guy is up there with the crazy people in this fed. He gets in the ring as "Cereal Killer" plays. Oska comes running down the aisle and jumps right in the ring. Wind backs off. OG gets a HUGE pop from the crowd. The ref tells the two to get in the center of the ring. Some officials then squirt something on the ropes and light them on fire. The fans pop. It is officially ON!! Both men lock up, but are very cautious. Wind tries to back Oska in but OG powers him back into the corner. Wind gets out of the corner in a hurry as he fears for the flames. Oska has his head rocking back anbd forth with some rights. He hits a dropkick that has Wind staggering. Wind makes sure he falls right to the mat as he pops right back up avoiding the fire.

I know it has to be hot in that ring. Oska almost wanted to bounce off those ropes. He turns around and is superkicked in the face. Wind grabs his face and tries to drag him over to the fire. Oska gets up and hits a side suplex. OG lands a mini senton splash then hooks the leg. The refs say no pins, only to one man is BURNED!!! OG turns around again and is snapped suplexed. He head butts him then slaps on a Bostons Crab. He applies more pressure and ties to wear Oska down. Great thinking by Wind. He drops the hold and stomps away on OG's back. He picks him up and puts him in a torture rack. Wind tries to get close to the fire, but Oska manages to use his momentum and swing around landing a swinging bulldog. Both men are down and sweating profusely. It must make conditions real hard to wrestle. Oska chops Wind a few times as he borders the ropes. He runs out of the corner but is drop toe hold by Oska. Oska walks on his back then drops an elbow. OG applies a surfboard as Wind gets stretched. Wind looks to be in real pain. OG gets up and hits a DDT. he goes for a piledriver but Wind hits the lowblow then a DDT of his own. He calls for a chair as the time keeper is ordered to hand him one.

OG gets up and gets a chair folded over his head. He goes down as Wind points to the fire. He tries to drag him but Oska won;t go over to the fire. Oska fights and lands two back elbows to Wind. He grabs Wind and delivers a side suplex. Oska puts on another submission hold. This time a camel clutch. He tries to put Winds face in the fire, but Wind bites the fingers of Oska. Oska lets go and gets hit with that chair again. He falls down hard as Wind drags him over to the ropes. He presses his face down as the fans gasp. The flamses are literally kissing him. Oska barely escapes. But that only hyped him up. He let's loose on Wind and hits a spinning brainbuster. Wind looks out. He picks him up and whips him into the corner, but Wind puts the breaks on. He rushes back out with a spear. He connects as both men are down in that hot ring. They get up and Wind misses the swing only to be hit with an atomic drop. Wind bounces off the knee and leans so close to the ropes. The heat wakes him back up as he backs off. He turns around into a modified jaw breaker by Oska. Both men are down again. That chair has been dented so many times from Oska getting blasted. Wind goes to grab it but OG hits an x-factor on the chair. He points to the ropes as the fans go wild. He drags Wind over and is trying to press his flesh against the fire. Wind hits a back elbow and a russian leg sweep. Og hops up and look groggy. Wind goes after him BUT OSKA BACKBODY DROPS HIM INTO THE FIRE!!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!! MY GAWD WIND IS BURNING!!! HE LANDED CHEST FIRST ON THE FIRE!!!

The fans are in shock and so is Oska. Wind's chest looks like cooked hamburger. he is rolling around screaming as EMT's rush out and put the burning Wind out. They extinguish the flames on the ropes as the ref raises Oska's hand. He goes to check on Wind but Wind tells him to stay the hell away. What madness.

Winner: Oska Gurrera

Non-title, Mystery of the 4 boxes match
Damien Cross vs. Extreme

The crowd is started to buzz with anticipation as the ring crew places a box next to each ring post, out on the floor. As the last box is moved into position, "Magic Carpet Ride", hits the PA. Damien Cross walks out with Balls at his side, wearing the TV Title. Balls makes a spectacul of himself as ussual, pointing to the title he is wearing. Damien justs makes his way to the ring, with a huge POP from the crowd, a determined, focused look on his face.

After Damien gets in the ring, "How I could just kill a man" starts to play and the boos fill the arena. Extreme makes his way out to his ussual heat and makes his way to the ring, stopping to insult a few unlucky fans along the way. The ref calls for the bell and we are under way.

DC and EX circle and then we get a collar and elbow tie up. EX quickly raises a knee into DC's midsection and drops him with a big right. EX picks DC up and hits a body slam followed by a few stomps to the face. EX plays to the crowd as DC makes his way to his feet. EX turns around...clothesline by DC. Ex is up, DC with a standing drop kick. DC the hits a suplex. And then whips EX into the ropes...NO, he pulls him back and hits a DDT. Ex is down. DC goes for the first box. DC shatters the black glass on the top and dumps the box upside down. Out fall a bunch of thumb tacks. DC goes to body slam EX, but EX slides off and behind. HE BULLDOGED DC ONTO THE THUMB TACKS!!! DC has thumb tacks sticking in his face! MY GAWD!!!

Ex slowly gets up and goes for a second box. He picks his box careful and returns to the ring. EX, doesn't bother to look. As Ex sets to box up in the corner, BBBM slides DC a chair. EX turns around and BAM!!! EX is down and DC has the upperhand. DC sets the box in the middle of the ring, and sets EX up on top. DC climbs to the top. SUPERPLEX!!! MY GAWD!!! The box just EXPLOIDED!!! GOOD GOD!!! DC just suplexed Extreme onto a box of plastic explosives and EX is bouncing around the ring in pain. DC gets up and looks very pleased. DC throws the chair into the corner. EX is hurting. DC goes for a third box. He picks wisely and places it in the center of the ring. We can see EX is starting to bleed from the forehead from that chair shot.

DC picks EX up and goes for a powerbomb, but EX flips DC over and on to the BOX!!! Wait!!! There was nothing in the box, but a note. EX catches DC with HUGE tilt-whirl-backbreaker. EX reads the note, and....YES, he going over to retreave something from under the ring. ITs...ITs....ITs...A BED OF NAILS!!! EX throws it in the ring, and DC is up and two the start to exchange lefts and rights. DC charges a EX staggers....DROP TOE HOLD BY EX!!! DC just landed right on that bed of nails. MY GAWD!!! DC rolls over to get off the bed and EX jumps over and stands on his chest and then jumps off!!! DC has nails a good quarter to a half an inch into his back!!! EX is laughing his ass off. EX is talking trash to the crowd. BBBM is up top!!!

EX turns around....BBBM with the "Balls in your mouth" hurricanrania off of the top!!! EX is stunned. BALLS is headed to the outside..he opens the last box....barbwire...nothing but barbwire!!! BALLS is getting something from under the ring. It's a kendo stick, and he is wrapping it in that barbwire!!! HE slides the stick to Damien..DC gets up slowly and as EX trys to prevent it BAM!!! DC swings around and nails EX right across the forehead!!! EX is busted wide open now. DC starts to beat on EX as we can see the back of DC is all bloody. EX convulses as he is hit each time, the flesh ripping off of his body. DC lets EX get up and charges with the kendo stick...EX ducks and sends DC flying over the ropes!!! EX then slingshots himself over the ropes and out on to DC, driving the barbwire into DC's face!!! DC is down and EX looks into the ring, then at the announcers. He rolls DC onto the announcers table....HIGHLIFE through the announcers table!!! GAWD, what carnage!!!

EX rolls DC in the ring and a few minutes of neither man moving, and throws an arm over him..1...2...NO!!! that had to be two and three quarters...IT DOESN'T GET MUCH CLOSER THAN THAT!!! EX is stunned...EX looks at the bed of nails and then at DC as he is starting to get frustrated. EX stands on the edge of the bed and is attempting to high life DC on the bed of nails. NO...DC flips EX onto the bed of nails!!! DC looks at EX and then at the top turnbuckle...YES, he points to the sky and the crowd erupts...DC on the top, EX on the bed of nails.....MY GAWD!!! Frog Splash, driving EX into the bed of nails and the nails into DC's knees and forearms...both men are down!!! What a match!!!

EX rolls off and DC is up as well, They are slugging it out, and EX throws a left..DC ducks and runs him off the ropes...they come back, DC rolls through and as is pinned on the bed of nails...1....2....3!!! That's it!!! It's over, what a match!!! DC is victorious...wait there is EX with that chair.....WHO THE HELL IS THIS!!! It's the black masked man who has been stalking Jay Miller....He bangs a chair on the mat.....EX turns....WHAM!!!! EX is out...DC turns and sees the man....they stare each other down, and then.....The man is taking off the mask.....THE CROWD BLOWS THE ROOF OFF!!!!! IT's ALEC DIABLO!!! HE IS BACK!!! Miller has been being stalked by Alec Diablo!!!! AD has a mic. BBBM is going crazy!!!

WINNER: Damien Cross

Diablo: Damien, I know your taking care of some business right now. I also know you like to take care of your problem on your own. So, when you and Balls finish this....you have a spot in Deep Impact, and you should ever need some help...you know who to call.

Now, Miller, are you still as confident? How about's it? Me and you at the next Warezone for that US title of yours. Come on, it'll be fun, and as everybody knows....having AD whip your ass, is the one and only way to get famous in this profession. Let me know Miller, I'm not hard to find. Sleep tight EX.

AD drops the mic and "Judith" hits as he makes his way to the back with DC and BBBM.

Hardcore Title Weapons/LADDER Match
Ryan Fischer vs Hardcore Charlie Cross vs Kid Suicide

"Iron Man" plays again as Kid Suicide walks out to a great reaction. He just saw his stablemate lose his belt, but his determination is still there. He gets in the ring as weapons surround it, and the title hangs in the air. "Dazed and Confused" plays as Hardcore comes out next to massive HEEL HEAT!! He says tonight is his time. Can he do it?? "Know your enemy" starts as Ryan Fischer walks out to a HUGE pop. He slides into the ring and eyes up both men. He gives the belt to the ref as the bell sounds.

HCC immediately goes outside the ring to get a weapon while KS jumps across the ring with a forearm to RF. He whips RF into the ropes, but HCC hits him with a pipe from behind. RF goes down as KS suicide dives out of the ring into HCC. He pounds away on HCC then snap suplexes him into the steps. Kid grabs a cheese grater and scrapes away on the face of Hardcore. Blood flows like water as Cross gets up and tries to get the blood out of his eyes. Fischer gets up and jumps off the apron with a flying clothesline. KS goes down as Fischer grabs that pipe and cracks Hardcore in the ribs. RF then runs to the aisle and grabs the ladder. The fans get excited as he slides it into the ring. He sets it up and starts to climb it until KS SPEARS HIM OFF THE LADDER FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! The fans go nuts as both men lay on the ground. A mad CC gets in the ring and pummels both men with a tire iron. He grabs that cheese grater from KS and rakes it across his face then tosses it to the mat. He sets Fischer up and cracks him dead in the face with it. Hardcore looks pissed as he puts both men in the corner. He grabs the ladder and rams it into the gut of Suicide, but RF is squashed right behind him.

Hardcore SLAMS the ladder into the head of KS then places the ladder in the middle of the ring and SUPERPLEXES RF onto it. He goes to the outside and grabs a table from underneath the ring. He sets it up on the outside and goes back in. He gets in the ring and gets SLAPPED in the face with a ladder by Ryan. RF picks him up and delivers a brainbuster onto the ladder. RF sets up the ladder and starts to climb. A bloody Kid Suicide climbs on the other side and tries to beat him up there. Cross gets up and PUSHES the ladder and BOTH MEN FALL TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! Suicide lands right THROUGH THE TABLE!!! But Fischer LANDS IN THE CROWD!!! The fans are in shock. HCC goes outside and PILEDRIVES KS on the rubble of the table!! He goes back in and tries to set up the ladder. Ryan Fischer stumbles out of the crowd and grabs a piece of the table. HCC climbs the ladder but is knocked off when RF WHIPS a piece of the table at him. It cracks HCC in the head as he falls off. RF gets in the ring and climbs the ladder. He looks at HCC and MOONSAULTS OF THE LADDER ONTO CROSS!!!! The fans can't believe it. A "HOLY SH!T" chant starts both men lay on the mat. A messed up Kid Suicide gathers himself and crawls in the ring. He can barely get in. Fischer gets up and baseball slides the ladder into his FACE!! KS falls back to the outside. HCC slides out of the ring and grabs another weapon that is around the ring. IT'S A KENDO STICK WRAPPED IN BARBEDWIRE!!!

RF turns around and is BUSTED with that stick. His head turns bright red as a piece of the wire sticks to his flesh. HCC nails him again and again and again. The fans "OOH" with each hit. RF falls flat on his face as HCC wacks him on the back. He picks up the ladder and slams it on the back of RF. Meanwhile KS pulls himself up and grabs ANOTHER LADDER!! He sets it up by the ring as HCC sets the other ladder up. HCC slowly climbs as Ryan lays on the mat a bloody pulp. KS climbs the ladder on the outside and gets to the top. HCC is at the top and reaches for the belt...he has his fingers on......OHHH MY LORD!!!!! KID SUICIDE JUST JUMPED FROM THE LADDER FROM THE OUTSIDE AND HIT A SUPER SUPER HURACANRA ONTO CROSS WHO WAS ON THE LADDER IN THE RING!!!! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET AS ALL THREE MEN LAY IN THE RING!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOVE LIKE THAT BEFORE!!!

All three men are still down....RF gets up first....he sets the ladder back up again he slowly climbs it....HCC tries to get up as he crawls on the ladder....RF is close.....he has the belt in his hands....can he take it off the hook...HC has his foot....he's trying to drag him down....but KS grabs HCC and the ladder slips from underneath RF. He is DANGLING THERE!!! HE UNDID THE BELT AND COMES CRASHING TO THE RING!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! The fans stand up and cheer as Ryan Fischer retains his title. All three men fall to the mat as RF slides out of the ring and lies on the ground with his title. The fans cheer such a match as we go to the replays.

Winner: Ryan Fischer

Tag Team titles Wolf and Dope Static as refs
Gargoyle and Mad Dragon vs Eliminator and Cobra

The "refs" come out first to a mixed reaction. Wolf and DS explain that one will be in the ring and other on the outside. "Mr. Self Destruct" plays as Cobra and ELi get BOOED as they walk out. They ignore it as "For Whom the Bell Tolls" hits. The fans go CRAZY as the tag champs walk out. As soon as they hit the ring all hell breaks loose. Cobra and MD go at it while Eli and gargs battle it out. DS and Wolf try to get order as all four men go at it. MD and Cobra spill to the outside where Wolf goes and DS stays in the ring. Eli bounces off the ropes and shoulder blocks gargs. He bounces off again but Gargs ducks then pops up with a shoulder block of his own. He rakes the eyes of Eli and stomps on his foot. He tries a double arm DDT but Eli blocks it and northern lights suplexes Gargs. He stomps away at Gargs as DS gets order stored on the other side. Eli tags in Cobra who hits a jawbreaker on Gargs. A snap suplex follows then a blatant choke. Wolf is in the ring now and he gets Cobra off.

He warns Cobra of a DQ as Cobra just glares at him. Gargs hits a european uppercut then a atomic drop. He puts Cobra in the corner and tags in MD. He holds Cobra while Dragon kicks him. MD rocks him back with a vicious chop then a brainbuster out of the corner. MD goes up top and comes off with a leg drop. A cover, but it is broken up by Eli. DS pulls Eli off the apron and yells at him to stay in his corner. Eli just looks at him as tensions rise. Cobra gets belly to belly suplexed then hit with a Dragon suplex. MD bounces off the ropes but is hit with a big knee by Eli. Cobra DDT's Dragon then tags in Eli. Eliminator plows over Dragon then scoop slams him. He powerslams him then hits a gourd buster. he whips Dragon to the ropes and boots him in the face. MD tries to get up but is chokeslammed. He covers him..1...2...gargs comes in and stops it. Wolf yells at him but Gargs flicks him off. Dope pulls him off the apron to talk to him but gargs pushes him. Both refs threaten a DQ as Cobra passes Eli a chair. He CLOBBERS MD in teh face then tosses it back out. A cover....1...2....Dragon kicks out. I don't know how he did it. Cobra is tagged in as Eliminator suplexes Dragon then Cobra drops a knee. He puts Dragon in a sleeper as he tries to wear him down. The fans get behind MD as he hits a belly to back suplex. He makes the tag to gargs who comes in like a house of fire and tears up everyone. Wolf says he didn't see the tag and sends Gargs back. Could this be a set up like they said?? Cobra drops Dragon with a spinebuster then tags in Eli. Wolf switches with Dope as DS takes control inside the ring and Wolf watches everything outside. Eliminator piledrives Dragon with a tombstone then covers him...1...2...MD kicks out.

The fans get behind him again as Eli swing but misses. Dragon hits a German suplex then holds on for a Bubba bomb. He rolls over and tags Gargs. This time they see it as gargs runs in and drops everyone. He has Eli on the ropes then hits a tilt-a-whirl slam. He knocks Cobra off the apron who falls onto Wolf. Both men get up and start to argue. Meanwhile Gargs hits a spinning DDT and a neckbreaker. Gargs hits the backbreaker and applies a boston crab. Cobra runs in and nails gargs from behind. Dragon is trying to come in but Dope won't let him. COBRA DROP on Gargoyle. CObra cover him....Dope counts...1...2..NOO Wolf pulls out Cobra and says he isn't the legal man. Cobra goes outside and HITS Wolf. He gets back in but Wolf TRIPS Cobra who falls into a DOUBLE ARM DDT!!! Gargs covers him while Dragon pulls Eli to the outside. 1....2...3!!!! Dope counted. Cobra wasn't the legal man but Wolf must have been mad about being hit so him and Dope let it slide. Dragon and Gargs grab their belts as they look at Wolf and Dope. Cobra is FURIOUS as Eliminator holds him back from going after Wolf and Dope. What controversy.

Winners: Gargoyle and Mad Dragon

United States Title Match 3 Way Dance in a CAGE
Jay Miller vs The Goon vs X-Factor

"One Step closer" begins to play as X-factor walks down into the ring to a HUGE POP!! The fans love this guy. Ever since returning he has been all business. The drums start to play as The Goon w/ Lil Phil walk out. They get BOOED badly as they slowly walk to the ring. He keeps his eyes on X as he enters. "Iron Man" plays and the fans go NUTS!! The US champ walks out to a HUGE ovation. He slides in the ring and shows the fans his belt as they cheer. He gives the title to the ref as the cage starts to lower. It finally lowers as the techs lock iot up tight. The bell sounds. All three men stare at each other. Both X and JM attack Goon first. They whips him into the ropes and double drop kick the big man. He doesn't go down even after they clothesline him. They rush him again, but he catches them with a double choke. He tries to lift them for the BIG HURT, but they kick him in the nuts. He falls down as they celebrate a bit. X turns around and lays out Miller. It is everyone against everyone. He picks Miller up and rams him against the cage.

He tosses JM to the ropes and tosses him high in the air and catches him with a diamond cutter. The Goon gets up and catches a irish whipped JM. He powerslams him then tosses him against the cage. XF runs and gets shoulder blocked by Goon. He scoops up X and drops him with a shoulder breaker. He then tosses X into the cage and goes after Miller. Miller springs off the ropes and drop kicks the big man. He staggers him then runs and hits him with several forearms. He tries to chop the Goon, but it doesn't phase him. Goon headbutts JM, but is clipped from behind by X. X starts to stomp on Goon until Miller kicks him in the gut and powerbombs him. He stomps away at X then tosses him into the cage. He rams his head over and over again until X falls down. X-factor is bloody as he rolls around in pain. The Goon gets up but is nailed with a missle dropkick off the top by JM. JM goes for a cover, 1....2...Goon tosses him off. A bloody X gets up and spears Miller. He whips JM into the ropes and BACKBODY DROPS HIM INTO THE CAGE!! Miller sinks as X starts to stomp away at him. Last time these two met Miller was victorious. But right now X is stomping a mudhole in him. The Goon gets up and Lil Phil tosses a chair over the cage. Goon grabs it and NAILS X in the head with it.

Miller pulls himself up only to be CLOBBERED by a chair shot by Goon. The Goon bounces him off the ropes and DECAPITATES Miller with the chair. He sets the chair up and grabs X. No not this....HE POWERBOMBED X-FACTOR ON THE UNFOLDED CHAIR!!! X lies out COLD in the center of the ring as blood pours out of his head. Miller is a bloody mess as well. The Goon grabs X and lifts him high in the air for his finisher. Miller grabs that chair and swings at the Goon. He connects with the back of his head. The Goon goes down hard. Miller sees this and starts to climb the cage. The fans are in awe....Miller does the sign of the cross and JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH A SWANTON BOMB!!!!! He connects on the Goon, but landed to hard to get the cover. All three men are down as the fans applaude that move from the champ. A battered X gets up and covers the Goon. 1.....2.....NOO the Goon kicks out.

Lil Phil is jumping up and down trying to get the Goon back to his feet. Goon gets up but is grabbed and hit with an x-factor. X goes for another cover, but it is broken up by Miller. Both bloody men trade fists back and forth until the Goon grabs them and hits a DOUBLE BIG HURT!!!!!! I can't believe it. All three men are down, but what power by the Goon. He covers both men.....1...2....BOTH KICK OUT!!!!

He didn't get to use enough power when he chokeslammed both. X gets up and superkicks Goon. Miller gets up and hits a springboard huracanrana on X. Miller calls for a SUPER frankensteiner as he places X on the top rope. He is about to run up the ropes when Goon grabs him from behind and drops him with a killer release german suplex. Miller went over the top and is stuck between the cage and the rope. X comes off the top and nails the Goon with a superbulldog. The Goons face just rammed into that chair. X starts to climb the cage. I think the Goon has been knocked out. Now MILLER is climbing the cage. X doesn't see him. X is at the top, but JM surprises him and nails him with several rights. He's gonna go for the SUPER Huracanaran off the top. NOOOOOOO X-FACTOR JUST REVERSED IT INTO A X-TERMINATOR BOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE DAMN CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! A cover......1......2.......NOOOOOO the Goon just stopped the count.

The Goon goes to pick X for another BIg Hurt but X holds on to the cage. He kicks off the cage and DDT's The Goon. Miller is still groggy. He tries to charge X, but X catches him with a stun gun INTO THE CAGE!!! He rolls him up....1....2...3!!! X-FACTOR DID IT X-FACTOR DID IT!!!! He has won the US title. I can't believe it. The cage rises as his music plays. The fans are going nuts as the bloody champ raises his hands in victory. What a match.

Winner and NEW US champ: X-factor

We see a replay of the AWESOME moves all three men did including the winning move.

World Title Match
Asylum vs "Devestator" Jason Perry

Tonight’s ring announcer, "Mousy" Mikey Wilson, walks to the ring as the crowd shoots catcalls in his direction. The camera focuses on a gorgeous woman in the front row with a sign that says: "Mousy is my dad, thanks for giving me up for adoption!" Wilson gets in the ring, grabs the mic and begins to speak.

"Now it is time for tonight’s main event… first standing 6’7", weighing 278, hailing from the City of Angles, Los Angels, California, he is 1/3 of Destruction, Incorporated… he is the "Devestator" Jason Perry!!!"

Perry walks slowly out of the back, stands at the top of the ramp and raises his arms and the crowd erupts! Perry smiles and then walks to the ring… he climbs in and the ref starts checking him over as "Mousey" continues.

"Next, standing 6’3" and weighing 262, he comes to you tonight from the Halls of the Sanitarium… he is YOUR World Heavy Weight Champion… ASYLUM!!!"

"Sanitarium" by Metallica starts blaring over the PA but is drowned out by the boos of the crowd… Asylum walks out from the back with the World Heavyweight strap slung over his shoulder. He ignores the crowd and heads right to the ring… Asylum enters and hands the belt to the ref as "Mousy" dives out of the ring for cover. Asylum walks right over to Perry and the four inch height difference seems to disappear as these men stand nose to nose, each trying to stare the other down! The ref calls for the bell and we are underway.

Asylum and Perry are jawing at each other now, each trying to intimidate the other… suddenly Asylum pushes Perry and he retaliates with a kick to the midsection and a Jackknife Power Bomb!!! Here’s a quick cover but only a 1-count! Asylum looks surprised at the results of that last move, but he’s still too fresh to pin that quickly Perry! Perry grabs Asylum, whips him into the ropes and rocks the champion with a Clothesline from Hell! Asylums head bounces hard off the mat like a basketball! Perry pulls him up again, another whip and a POWER SLAM!!! Perry is just totally dominating this match… it looks like he really wants that belt!!!

Perry whips Asylum into the corner and then hits a series of Shoulder Blocks that double over the champion! Perry sets Asylum up on the top turnbuckle and sets him up for a mighty Superplex! As Perry prepares the move, Asylum punches him in the gut and pushes Perry off the turnbuckles! Perry tumbles back and then is rocked by a Double Ax Handle by the champion! Asylum hits Perry with a series of Knee Lifts and then doubles over the big man with a Spin Kick to the stomach and plants Perry hard with an Ax Kick to the back of the head!

Asylum grabs Perry’s leg and starts stomping at his knee! Perry pulls himself up on the ropes to try and counter Asylum’s hold but a Dragon Screw Leg Whip sends "Devestator" crashing hard back to the mat! Perry is holding his knee in pain… Asylum slides out of the ring and grabs Perry’s leg… he pulls him into the corner and BANGS the knee off the steel ring post!!! Asylum grabs Perry’s legs again and pulls him hard into the corner, Crotching the big man on the post!!! Perry is in serious pain and as the ref tries to get Asylum to release the hold, Asylum answers by wrapping Perry’s legs around the pole and locking on a Figure 4 Leg Lock!!! Perry yells out in pain as the ref slides out and tries to make the Champ break the hold… looks like the only thing Asylum’s in the mood to break though are Perry’s leg!

The ref counts to 5 but Asylum refuses to release the hold! The ref tells Asylum that if he doesn’t let go right now, that not only will he DQ Asylum, but he’ll award the belt to Perry! Asylum releases the hold and gets in the ref’s face yelling at him to be careful or he might find himself on the receiving end of a Shock Treatment! The ref backs up a bit but stands tall… Asylum rolls back into the ring…

Asylum grabs Perry by the hair and slams his fist into Perry’s forehead! Perry goes down hard… Asylum pulls him up and sets Perry up for the Shock Treatment… He lifts the big man high into the air… No! Perry kicks his feet changing the his body weight distribution and then throws his legs under and hits a modified DDT on the champ!!! Perry is heavily favoring his right leg but is still able to hit a Short Arm Clothesline that sends Asylum crashing to the mat! Perry pulls him up and hits a Stunner on the champ! 1.. 2.. No! Kick out by Asylum! Perry pulls him up again and signals to the crowd that he’s going for the Total Devastation!! The crowd goes nuts as Perry flips Asylum high into the air and holds him there… just then his right leg buckles and Perry falls back with Asylum sitting on his chest! Both men slam hard into the mat and Asylum rolls off and to the corner.

Asylum is up first but seems really winded. He waits for Perry to get to his feet… with the last of his strength he launches himself onto Perry’s back and locks on the Straight Jacket submission! Perry is struggling to get free, he grabs Asylum’s legs so that he is in a piggy-back position and slams back into the turnbuckles trying to knock the world champion loose… Asylum holds on tight, cutting the air off to Perry’s brain as the big man tries repeatedly to knock him off… Perry continues to slam Asylum back into the corner, but with less force each time… Asylum looks beat but won’t let go… Finally, his energy spent, Perry collapses in the ring with Asylum still on his back… the ref asks if "Dev" submits but no answer… the ref raises Perry’s arm once, lets go and it drops back down, lifts it again and once more it drops weightless, and finally lifts the arm a third time and the crowd goes wild expecting a Hulk Hogan style come back, but not this time folks, Perry is out cold… his arm falls along with the hopes of the crowd.

Winner by submission: Asylum

The ref raises Asylum's arm high into the air, as the champion smiles a triumphant smile/sneer!  Can anybody beat this guy?